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(Japan Today)   Mad Lib like sentence detected from article: "Illegal counterfeit anime girl huggy pillow cover trafficking"   (japantoday.com) divider line
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1789 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2023 at 5:35 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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RodneyToady [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:09:05 PM  
Oddly enough, "Illegal Counterfeit Anime Girl Huggy Pillow Cover Trafficking" is my favorite seinen manga.
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 5:38:56 PM  
Prosecutors say they will be seeking "heavy punishment."

Pretty sure he'd be into that.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 5:39:20 PM  
At what point will sex workers start getting requests to wear anime pillow covers in order to satisfy their clients desires?
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 5:39:26 PM  
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Sure, advertisement, I'd like a job in Japan.
*click*
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Whoa, nevermind.
 
OgreMagi
2023-02-01 5:40:20 PM  

RodneyToady: Oddly enough, "Illegal Counterfeit Anime Girl Huggy Pillow Cover Trafficking" is my favorite seinen manga.


When did they go back to these short titles?
 
foo monkey
2023-02-01 5:40:51 PM  
Nice to finally find out what happened to Mike_LowELL.
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 5:41:05 PM  

fragMasterFlash: At what point will sex workers start getting requests to wear anime pillow covers in order to satisfy their clients desires?


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Mock26
2023-02-01 5:41:52 PM  
"The shortest distance between two toilets is a straight curve." I got that doing a Mad Lib back around 1980, and it has stuck with me ever since. And it still makes me laugh.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 5:42:02 PM  
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foo monkey
2023-02-01 5:43:05 PM  

fragMasterFlash: At what point will sex workers start getting requests to wear anime pillow covers in order to satisfy their clients desires?


Oh, bless your heart.
 
wozzeck
2023-02-01 5:46:16 PM  
What's scary is I saw the headline and immediately processed it as "guy making counterfeit waifu pillows" with complete accuracy.

He should have just made Lauren Boebert ones. In the US, lots of market overlap and could have claimed free speech.
 
Mouser
2023-02-01 5:46:23 PM  
Subby, it's called a dakimakura.

The reason English has 4x the vocabulary of any other language is that we're not ashamed to steal foreign words when expressing the same idea in English would lead to run-on sentences like TFA's headline.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 5:46:38 PM  
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What a Huggy Bear huggy pillow may look like.
 
farkitallletitend
2023-02-01 5:47:50 PM  
 Obviously not many go into the Anime sanctum that is the anime enthusiast bedroom.  Except other admirers. Kinky.
 
jackmalice [BareFark]
2023-02-01 5:50:30 PM  
"Ilegal Anime Girl Huggy Pillow" is the name of my Baby Metal Cover Band.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2023-02-01 5:54:23 PM  
Why does this headline make me suspect that Krieger is somehow involved?

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leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:05:34 PM  
I wondered why my order wasn't arri- ahem, WHO WOULD BUY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? NOT I!
 
UltimaCS
2023-02-01 6:07:17 PM  
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Wessoman
2023-02-01 6:18:06 PM  

OgreMagi: RodneyToady: Oddly enough, "Illegal Counterfeit Anime Girl Huggy Pillow Cover Trafficking" is my favorite seinen manga.

When did they go back to these short titles?


Nowadays, that manga would be called "Help! I can't believe my girlfriend is an illegal counterfeit anime girl pillow cover trafficker and I am stuck in a demon world where all disputes are settled with nude korfball."
 
clutchcargo2002
2023-02-01 6:18:16 PM  

fragMasterFlash: At what point will sex workers start getting requests to wear anime pillow covers in order to satisfy their clients desires?


animegao kigurumi
 
trialpha
2023-02-01 6:40:17 PM  
I wonder who this guy pissed off. The article surmises that he got shut down because of distribution over the internal / quantity / etc. Distribution over the internet isn't particularly unusual - stores sell them, and they have online websites. Though those are basically just resales of the smaller amounts the actual people who make them in the first place. Maybe this guy had moved into mass production or something.
 
evilmrsock [BareFark]
2023-02-01 6:43:11 PM  
"Asuka biting down on a permanent marker" that's clearly an energy plug, why are you pretending you watch anime?
 
OgreMagi
2023-02-01 7:16:14 PM  

Wessoman: OgreMagi: RodneyToady: Oddly enough, "Illegal Counterfeit Anime Girl Huggy Pillow Cover Trafficking" is my favorite seinen manga.

When did they go back to these short titles?

Nowadays, that manga would be called "Help! I can't believe my girlfriend is an illegal counterfeit anime girl pillow cover trafficker and I am stuck in a demon world where all disputes are settled with nude korfball."


But what about his stepsister?
 
fullyautomatic [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:17:19 PM  
Dangit, now I'll never get my order.
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 7:40:45 PM  

foo monkey: Nice to finally find out what happened to Mike_LowELL.


I just figured he was sealed back up in his box to be found 100 years from now...
 
morg
2023-02-01 7:43:42 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image 366x750]

Sure, advertisement, I'd like a job in Japan.
*click*
[Fark user image 346x750]


Whoa, nevermind.


Cool, now I know what terms to use in my resume to get past the HR AI.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 7:50:43 PM  

OgreMagi: Wessoman: OgreMagi: RodneyToady: Oddly enough, "Illegal Counterfeit Anime Girl Huggy Pillow Cover Trafficking" is my favorite seinen manga.

When did they go back to these short titles?

Nowadays, that manga would be called "Help! I can't believe my girlfriend is an illegal counterfeit anime girl pillow cover trafficker and I am stuck in a demon world where all disputes are settled with nude korfball."

But what about his stepsister?


This is anime were talking about. There are no STEP sibling romance stories.
 
rjakobi
2023-02-01 7:50:54 PM  

Mouser: Subby, it's called a dakimakura.

The reason English has 4x the vocabulary of any other language is that we're not ashamed to steal foreign words when expressing the same idea in English would lead to run-on sentences like TFA's headline.


After consideration, I prefer to call them "anime girl huggy pillows" from now on.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 7:56:51 PM  

leeksfromchichis: OgreMagi: Wessoman: OgreMagi: RodneyToady: Oddly enough, "Illegal Counterfeit Anime Girl Huggy Pillow Cover Trafficking" is my favorite seinen manga.

When did they go back to these short titles?

Nowadays, that manga would be called "Help! I can't believe my girlfriend is an illegal counterfeit anime girl pillow cover trafficker and I am stuck in a demon world where all disputes are settled with nude korfball."

But what about his stepsister?

This is anime were talking about. There are no STEP sibling romance stories.


So much for my "stuck under the coffee table" story-line.
 
Priapetic [BareFark]
2023-02-01 8:45:58 PM  
It was this guy, wasn't it?

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Mister Peejay
2023-02-01 9:46:25 PM  

RodneyToady: Oddly enough, "Illegal Counterfeit Anime Girl Huggy Pillow Cover Trafficking" is my favorite seinen manga.


OgreMagi: RodneyToady: Oddly enough, "Illegal Counterfeit Anime Girl Huggy Pillow Cover Trafficking" is my favorite seinen manga.

When did they go back to these short titles?


Oh, that is the synopsis.  The title is three chapters long.
 
Mister Peejay
2023-02-01 9:53:32 PM  

Mouser: Subby, it's called a dakimakura.

The reason English has 4x the vocabulary of any other language is that we're not ashamed to steal foreign words when expressing the same idea in English would lead to run-on sentences like TFA's headline.


Well, Japanese is also largely loanwords, and they also love to make compound words that would make a German language geek wince, at least German doesn't chop the words up in the process.


And then there is this.

Japanese in 10 Years / 10年後の日本語
Youtube pW4AiEqKGto
 
WLTwitch
2023-02-01 9:58:37 PM  

wozzeck: What's scary is I saw the headline and immediately processed it as "guy making counterfeit waifu pillows" with complete accuracy.

He should have just made Lauren Boebert ones. In the US, lots of market overlap and could have claimed free speech.


....Ewwww
 
Mister Peejay
2023-02-01 10:09:06 PM  

leeksfromchichis: OgreMagi: Wessoman: OgreMagi: RodneyToady: Oddly enough, "Illegal Counterfeit Anime Girl Huggy Pillow Cover Trafficking" is my favorite seinen manga.

When did they go back to these short titles?

Nowadays, that manga would be called "Help! I can't believe my girlfriend is an illegal counterfeit anime girl pillow cover trafficker and I am stuck in a demon world where all disputes are settled with nude korfball."

But what about his stepsister?

This is anime were talking about. There are no STEP sibling romance stories.


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I mean, you're not wrong.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-02-01 10:27:56 PM  
SO not only are you ronery..You're also cheap.There might be a couple of correlation/causation events
here..
 
foo monkey
2023-02-01 11:11:49 PM  

arrogantbastich: foo monkey: Nice to finally find out what happened to Mike_LowELL.

I just figured he was sealed back up in his box to be found 100 years from now...


How dare you imply Mikey wasn't in mint condition.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 11:13:38 PM  

Mister Peejay: Mouser: Subby, it's called a dakimakura.

The reason English has 4x the vocabulary of any other language is that we're not ashamed to steal foreign words when expressing the same idea in English would lead to run-on sentences like TFA's headline.

Well, Japanese is also largely loanwords, and they also love to make compound words that would make a German language geek wince, at least German doesn't chop the words up in the process.


And then there is this.

[YouTube video: Japanese in 10 Years / 10年後の日本語]


Their compound words are usually 4 or 5 characters. It's convenient.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2023-02-02 7:15:57 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image image 366x750]

Sure, advertisement, I'd like a job in Japan.
*click*
[Fark user image image 346x750]


Whoa, nevermind.


Don't have the qualifications, huh?

I, too, lack skillteeth.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2023-02-02 7:22:58 AM  

Mouser: Subby, it's called a dakimakura.

The reason English has 4x the vocabulary of any other language is that we're not ashamed to steal foreign words when expressing the same idea in English would lead to run-on sentences like TFA's headline.


That's not a run-on sentence.

This is an example of a run-on sentence:

That's not a run-on sentence I like to correct people.

Correctly, it should have punctuation after "sentence":

That's not a run-on sentence. I like to correct people.

or

That's not a run-on sentence; I like to correct people.

You get the idea.

Short version: run-on sentences are a matter of punctuation, not sentence length.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 3:38:00 PM  
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