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(The Sun (Ireland))   Easy does it you boozers who made it through Dry January, having a post-Dry Jan booze blowout right away is bad for your health   (thesun.ie) divider line
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209 clicks; posted to Food » on 01 Feb 2023 at 2:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Drunken Rampage [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 1:43:49 PM  
Stopped right there: "I'm a nutritionist"

Anybody can call themselves a nutritionist. The title itself is meaningless.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 1:45:23 PM  
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SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 1:46:43 PM  

Drunken Rampage: Stopped right there: "I'm a nutritionist"

Anybody can call themselves a nutritionist. The title itself is meaningless.



Anyone can call themselves a nutritionist.
It means about as much as "influencer"

The people who actually study, get degrees, and know this stuff are dietitians
 
Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 2:00:39 PM  
"Easy does it you boozers who made it through Dry January,"

Yes, both of you!
 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 2:06:56 PM  
Dry what, now?
 
assjuice
2023-02-01 2:25:09 PM  

Drunken Rampage: Stopped right there: "I'm a nutritionist"

Anybody can call themselves a nutritionist. The title itself is meaningless.


Your post should be a square on the fark bingo card.
 
Jubeebee [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 2:25:37 PM  
I, too, made it through Dry-mouth January: every day I smoked a gram of the dankest green weed in all the land while completely abstaining from alcoholic drinks, for my health and the health of my loved ones.

In celebration of my accomplishments in sobriety, today I will welcome the start of Falling-over February with a pint of the finest Indiana whiskey.

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shpritz
2023-02-01 2:47:38 PM  
The trick is to drink every day in January, too.
 
olrasputin
2023-02-01 3:36:09 PM  
You'd think once a nickname like "Dry January" became ubiquitous on the internet, the poor girl would've visited her OBGYN to see what's up.

I guess poor January is just another casualty of the clusterfark that is the US healthcare system.
 
austerity101
2023-02-01 3:42:33 PM  
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olrasputin
2023-02-01 3:56:53 PM  

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*chef's kiss*
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 5:15:40 PM  
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Every month is dry month at my house.
 
testosteronephobe
2023-02-01 5:30:17 PM  

grokca: [Fark user image image 300x168]
Every month is dry month at my house.


I laughed!
 
mjjt [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 6:23:44 PM  
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bingethinker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 6:51:06 PM  
I'm doing Cheap February. I still drink, I just do it at home instead of in a bar.
 
chucknasty [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 7:46:27 AM  
I have never understood dry January. we already had Sober October followed by Can't Remember November. it was perfectly workable. must be a new year's resolution thing.
 
Chainsaw Turd Elf
2023-02-02 10:19:14 AM  
I actually only drank once in January. I drank heavy when I was young and often, yet moderately the last few years. I had knee replacement after Thanksgiving so I am laying off the booze until I am back to my normal activities. I had one tall Delirium Ale on X-mas, a couple whiskeys on New Years Eve. You're supposed to notice a difference in your health when not drinking. I don't feel different at all. Health is a lie.
 
talkyournonsense
2023-02-02 10:52:34 AM  
I don't do dry January. It's a really hard month for me because of SAD. I do dry February instead. Plus it's only 28 days.
 
mekkab [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 11:54:33 AM  

Chainsaw Turd Elf: I don't feel different at all.


Did you feel your liver?

/did Dry January
//turns out I'm crabby an irritable even when I'm NOT hungover
 
talkyournonsense
2023-02-02 12:14:35 PM  

mekkab: Chainsaw Turd Elf: I don't feel different at all.

Did you feel your liver?

/did Dry January
//turns out I'm crabby an irritable even when I'm NOT hungover


I'm an alcoholic. Everytime I'm like, "I'll take a month off so my liver can recuperate. I'm sure I'll feel better and lose weight too!"

No. Never. I still feel like shiat when I wake up. I'm still depressed. And I'm still fat. But at least I can pretend I care about myself.
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:21:29 PM  

talkyournonsense: mekkab: Chainsaw Turd Elf: I don't feel different at all.

Did you feel your liver?

/did Dry January
//turns out I'm crabby an irritable even when I'm NOT hungover

I'm an alcoholic. Everytime I'm like, "I'll take a month off so my liver can recuperate. I'm sure I'll feel better and lose weight too!"

No. Never. I still feel like shiat when I wake up. I'm still depressed. And I'm still fat. But at least I can pretend I care about myself.


you mention this a lot. i mean, i drink almost every night, but i'm worried about you -if you're worried about you....

things ok? also good news! if you still drink but really watch what you eat and walk/do weight work you can lose fat if you want. i lost 65lbs over the past year with this method, which has made me much less depressed.

hope you're doing ok
 
mekkab [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 5:48:18 PM  

talkyournonsense: I can pretend I care about myself.


yeah, but if you take a month off, it's not actually pretending, you're really doing it, so you get credit for that.

/You totes have the depressed thing down, tho. I'm sure that's getting in the way.
 
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