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(NYPost)   Dear Penthouse, I mean Abby, I am totally not making this up, no sir   (nypost.com) divider line
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thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 11:26:58 AM  
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swaniefrmreddeer [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 12:29:53 PM  
When I was a tradesman, I went on a service call, the lady answered the door in a sheer negligee and red thong panties. I did not feel disrespected, in fact it was my best day at work ever.
 
abhorrent1
2023-02-01 1:33:43 PM  
I'm really disgusted

So I'm guessing she's not hot?
 
BeotchPudding
2023-02-01 1:53:54 PM  
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Shaggy_C
2023-02-01 2:01:30 PM  

abhorrent1: I'm really disgusted

So I'm guessing she's not hot?


The editor changed the original headline. "My 400lb niece with the scraggley teeth, patchy hair, and horrible oozing skin boils refuses to wear clothes" didn't attract enough attention.
 
My Sober Alt
2023-02-01 2:13:22 PM  
I had the same problem with my grandfather when he was living in a retirement home. He lived nearby my parent's house and I would often go pick him up to eat dinner at our house. Sometimes all of us would visit together and he'd just be sitting around in his underwear.  At least he'd get dressed when we got there.

I loved Gramps.  Someday I'll be just like him.  I already am in a few ways.  Except I don't like sitting around in my underwear.
 
kokomo61
2023-02-01 2:13:48 PM  
When the kids were small, we had several au pairs from Europe/South Africa....and one habit they all had, was walking around the house in their underwear. The sad thing was, after the first few times of shock and/or shame for gawking.....you learned to ignore it.
 
untoldforce
2023-02-01 2:34:56 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: When I was a tradesman, I went on a service call, the lady answered the door in a sheer negligee and red thong panties. I did not feel disrespected, in fact it was my best day at work ever.


Did you end up fixing the cable?
 
northernmanor
2023-02-01 2:36:00 PM  
FTFA: "my 18-year-old niece... walks around the house in her underwear"

No pics? Why are there no pics??
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2023-02-01 2:51:12 PM  

Shaggy_C: abhorrent1: I'm really disgusted

So I'm guessing she's not hot?

The editor changed the original headline. "My 400lb niece with the scraggley teeth, patchy hair, and horrible oozing skin boils refuses to wear clothes" didn't attract enough attention.


Go on...
 
gbv23
2023-02-01 3:07:38 PM  
"It's more popular than Uncle's Day at the whorehouse"
 
tom baker's scarf
2023-02-01 3:17:58 PM  
so she's walking around in her house and not the house of the person sending in the question? maybe the questioner should take a minute from the underwear issue and see if they can find any of their own bee's wax to mind.
 
Arkanaut
2023-02-01 3:36:49 PM  
Just tell her not to stand so close to you.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:52:58 PM  

kokomo61: When the kids were small, we had several au pairs from Europe/South Africa....and one habit they all had, was walking around the house in their underwear. The sad thing was, after the first few times of shock and/or shame for gawking.....you learned to ignore it.


So... it's kinda like getting married.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:54:30 PM  
I suggest turning the thermostat down.

Or UP... depending on what exactly the letter writer is complaining about.
 
psychosis_inducing
2023-02-01 5:24:33 PM  
Oh just let her.
Either she's somehow managed to make it to 18 without serious body issues despite the massive industries that try to make teen girls hate themselves, in which case you better not come around and make her ashamed of her orchestra and balcony.
Or, she's flaunting what she knows she's got. In which case, telling her to stop will just tell her it's working.
Either way, you're not her parent. Buy her some sad-sack modesty garb for her birthday if you want, but back off.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 10:27:31 PM  

kokomo61: When the kids were small, we had several au pairs from Europe/South Africa....and one habit they all had, was walking around the house in their underwear. The sad thing was, after the first few times of shock and/or shame for gawking.....you learned to ignore it.


I'm trying to form an opinion about that, but I can't. I'm simply unable to imagine what an au pair walking around in her underwear might look like. Perhaps some kind Farkers could provide numerous examples so that I could formulate a more informed opinion?

I will admit that I have seen, at least in part, the 1972 film Au Pair Girls featuring Gabrielle Drake along with several thousand frames of film that were completely wasted by not showing Gabrielle Drake in them. But I don't remember it well. So please help me to recall.
 
ChibiDebuHage
2023-02-01 11:51:37 PM  
The next letter headline below is "Dear Abby, There's a terrible stench coming from the apartment next door".

If the two stories are perchance related, which would be fishy indeed, then I'd say the workmen are not going to be a problem.
 
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