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(Daily Star)   Beware SpongeBob SquarePants and friends, there's a 'satanic' sea monster lurking about in the depths that 'has sex like a vampire' (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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spongeboob [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 11:53:50 AM  
Thanks for the warning Subs
 
raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 12:16:44 PM  
Tell  me more about this 'sex like a vampire' thing, please.
 
mongbiohazard
2023-02-01 12:45:27 PM  
Satanic? So you're saying this creature is rational, rejects authoritarianism, and despises the childish religious nonsense which has been plaguing our species since prehistory?

Neat critter.
 
E.S.Q.
2023-02-01 12:53:02 PM  
I'm gonna need a citation on how vampires have sex. Are these the Anne Rice vampires, or the sparkly kind?
 
makerofbadjokes
2023-02-01 1:02:46 PM  

raerae1980: Tell  me more about this 'sex like a vampire' thing, please.


Well, as vampires are made up, mythological, and/or imaginary...

Sounds like the sex life of a lot of farkers/redditors
 
uttertosh [OhFark]
2023-02-01 1:12:49 PM  

raerae1980: Tell  me more about this 'sex like a vampire' thing, please.


Oh, I totally would, but the whole experience just left me feeling so... drained! XD

/tip your waitress ;p
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-02-01 1:13:35 PM  

raerae1980: Tell  me more about this 'sex like a vampire' thing, please.


Regular sex but with
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watching
 
the_rhino
2023-02-01 1:39:40 PM  
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raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 1:44:22 PM  

makerofbadjokes: raerae1980: Tell  me more about this 'sex like a vampire' thing, please.

Well, as vampires are made up, mythological, and/or imaginary...

Sounds like the sex life of a lot of farkers/redditors


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raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 1:45:32 PM  

uttertosh: raerae1980: Tell  me more about this 'sex like a vampire' thing, please.

Oh, I totally would, but the whole experience just left me feeling so... drained! XD

/tip your waitress ;p


Oh yeah, he put your ass to sleep, huh?

*fistbump*
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 2:24:43 PM  

raerae1980: Tell  me more about this 'sex like a vampire' thing, please.


What Vampire sex might be like
Vampire Reviews: Lifeforce
Youtube BBoZxO4JEQU
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 2:29:13 PM  

E.S.Q.: I'm gonna need a citation on how vampires have sex. Are these the Anne Rice vampires, or the sparkly kind?


More interesting to me, is that a Succubus can have sex with a man and then have sex with a woman as an incubus and get her knocked up

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_theft
 
Bondith
2023-02-01 10:07:52 PM  

raerae1980: Tell  me more about this 'sex like a vampire' thing, please.


Like sex with a regular dude, but he'll go down on you when Aunt Flo's in town.
 
Eddie Barzoom
2023-02-01 10:17:30 PM  

raerae1980: Tell  me more about this 'sex like a vampire' thing, please.


Like regular sex, but in a nightclub in Prague.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-02-02 12:48:10 AM  

spongeboob: E.S.Q.: I'm gonna need a citation on how vampires have sex. Are these the Anne Rice vampires, or the sparkly kind?

More interesting to me, is that a Succubus can have sex with a man and then have sex with a woman as an incubus and get her knocked up

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_theft


Aqueous Transmission
 
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