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(Politico)   "Arizona Republicans fear they may blow it again" - and by 'it', they in no way mean the men's health model with the rugged chin with just the right amount of stubble   (politico.com) divider line
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Farking Clown Shoes [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 12:25:36 PM  
Please proceed, losers. We'd love to see you lose again.
 
Fart_Machine
2023-02-01 8:28:58 PM  
When you're too crazy for Arizona it might be time to choose another line of work.
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-01 8:29:16 PM  
Doesn't seem like they learned anything from 2020 or 2022.
 
iheartscotch
2023-02-01 8:31:47 PM  
We adopted a losing strategy the last 3 times...

Clearly, we weren't Trumping enough!
 
Meatsim1
2023-02-01 8:33:07 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Doesn't seem like they learned anything from 2020 or 2022.


Learning is from Satan because all you need to know is already in the Bible
 
Ishkur [OhFark]
2023-02-01 8:34:09 PM  
I have a feeling that Democrat fears are unwarranted. Sinema is such a despised candidate that she wouldn't spoil shiat, and the Arizona people are still mad at Trump for shiatting on the McCain family. If he's on the ticket in 2024 the Republican has no chance.

So Sinema can fark off to her sweet lobbyist gig or whatever grifting arrangement she's got going after her planned one term. All the Dems have to do is put up a candidate in the Kelly/Warnock model. Someone who will speak to the will of the voters and not be lazy, stupid, treasonous, or all three.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:35:46 PM  
"No stubble?"  Santos will be happy to oblige.
 
JAGChem82
2023-02-01 8:36:00 PM  

Fart_Machine: When you're too crazy for Arizona it might be time to choose another line of work.


Actually, I think AZ has become a true swing state. If anything, the crazy has permeated the midwest in supposed "swing" states like Iowa, Ohio, and my home state of Missouri.
 
Snapper Carr
2023-02-01 8:36:06 PM  

Ishkur: I have a feeling that Democrat fears are unwarranted. Sinema is such a despised candidate that she wouldn't spoil shiat, and the Arizona people are still mad at Trump for shiatting on the McCain family. If he's on the ticket in 2024 the Republican has no chance.

So Sinema can fark off to her sweet lobbyist gig or whatever grifting arrangement she's got going after her planned one term. All the Dems have to do is put up a candidate in the Kelly/Warnock model. Someone who will speak to the will of the voters and not be lazy, stupid, treasonous, or all three.


Don't put it past the DSCC to choose the shiattier candidate to support because she's incumbent.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:37:27 PM  
I thought about that headline too long, Subby. Good job
 
Hell Poodle
2023-02-01 8:39:03 PM  

JAGChem82: Fart_Machine: When you're too crazy for Arizona it might be time to choose another line of work.

Actually, I think AZ has become a true swing state. If anything, the crazy has permeated the midwest in supposed "swing" states like Iowa, Ohio, and my home state of Missouri.


Depends on where. Illinois, Michigan, and Minnesota turn out reliably blue. Anywhere south of that has embraced the derp.
 
paulleah
2023-02-01 8:42:55 PM  
Sinema was actually pretty smart for straddling that particular fence.  She'll stay elected.
 
mistahtom
2023-02-01 8:43:52 PM  
Sherrod Brown's seat is in trouble.
 
iheartscotch
2023-02-01 8:45:00 PM  

paulleah: Sinema was actually pretty smart for straddling that particular fence.  She'll stay elected.


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qorkfiend
2023-02-01 8:46:08 PM  

Snapper Carr: Ishkur: I have a feeling that Democrat fears are unwarranted. Sinema is such a despised candidate that she wouldn't spoil shiat, and the Arizona people are still mad at Trump for shiatting on the McCain family. If he's on the ticket in 2024 the Republican has no chance.

So Sinema can fark off to her sweet lobbyist gig or whatever grifting arrangement she's got going after her planned one term. All the Dems have to do is put up a candidate in the Kelly/Warnock model. Someone who will speak to the will of the voters and not be lazy, stupid, treasonous, or all three.

Don't put it past the DSCC to choose the shiattier candidate to support because she's incumbent.


She's not running as a Democrat. There's nothing for the DSCC to support.
 
Ishkur [OhFark]
2023-02-01 8:47:54 PM  

Snapper Carr: Ishkur: I have a feeling that Democrat fears are unwarranted. Sinema is such a despised candidate that she wouldn't spoil shiat, and the Arizona people are still mad at Trump for shiatting on the McCain family. If he's on the ticket in 2024 the Republican has no chance.

So Sinema can fark off to her sweet lobbyist gig or whatever grifting arrangement she's got going after her planned one term. All the Dems have to do is put up a candidate in the Kelly/Warnock model. Someone who will speak to the will of the voters and not be lazy, stupid, treasonous, or all three.

Don't put it past the DSCC to choose the shiattier candidate to support because she's incumbent.


She's an Independent now. She no longer fears getting waxed in a primary. She'll be in the General as an (I).

The Democratic candidate is Ruben Gallego.
 
Cubansaltyballs
2023-02-01 8:52:45 PM  
Oh no anyway.
 
ReaverZ
2023-02-01 8:57:12 PM  

Snapper Carr: Ishkur: I have a feeling that Democrat fears are unwarranted. Sinema is such a despised candidate that she wouldn't spoil shiat, and the Arizona people are still mad at Trump for shiatting on the McCain family. If he's on the ticket in 2024 the Republican has no chance.

So Sinema can fark off to her sweet lobbyist gig or whatever grifting arrangement she's got going after her planned one term. All the Dems have to do is put up a candidate in the Kelly/Warnock model. Someone who will speak to the will of the voters and not be lazy, stupid, treasonous, or all three.

Don't put it past the DSCC to choose the shiattier candidate to support because she's incumbent.


She is a one term incumbent who is most known for being scummy. I could see the DSCC running Obama as a fark up to her
 
J45Picker
2023-02-01 8:58:10 PM  
There is no life behind those eyes...

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paulleah
2023-02-01 9:00:01 PM  

iheartscotch: paulleah: Sinema was actually pretty smart for straddling that particular fence.  She'll stay elected.

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Sorry. I'm in the real world. Not the ideological world.  There are more centrists in Arizona than partisans. the partisans they gave are whack jobs..
 
JammerJim [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:03:19 PM  

paulleah: Sinema was actually pretty smart for straddling that particular fence.  She'll stay elected.


LOL no. Democrats hate her, Independents hate her, and Republicans "approve" of her only because she's screwed over Democratic policies. Very few would actually *vote* for her. Sinema's only constitutency now is Republicans that aren't complete MAGA morons, the kind of people that would vote Republican if they weren't running crazy people like Masters and Lake. There are enough of those in AZ to swing an election, but not to outright win one.
 
Fart_Machine
2023-02-01 9:03:22 PM  

JAGChem82: Fart_Machine: When you're too crazy for Arizona it might be time to choose another line of work.

Actually, I think AZ has become a true swing state. If anything, the crazy has permeated the midwest in supposed "swing" states like Iowa, Ohio, and my home state of Missouri.


Fair enough.  I had forgotten that AZ went for Biden in 2020.
 
Lmaris
2023-02-01 9:04:12 PM  

ReaverZ: Snapper Carr: Ishkur: I have a feeling that Democrat fears are unwarranted. Sinema is such a despised candidate that she wouldn't spoil shiat, and the Arizona people are still mad at Trump for shiatting on the McCain family. If he's on the ticket in 2024 the Republican has no chance.

So Sinema can fark off to her sweet lobbyist gig or whatever grifting arrangement she's got going after her planned one term. All the Dems have to do is put up a candidate in the Kelly/Warnock model. Someone who will speak to the will of the voters and not be lazy, stupid, treasonous, or all three.

Don't put it past the DSCC to choose the shiattier candidate to support because she's incumbent.

She is a one term incumbent who is most known for being scummy. I could see the DSCC running Obama as a fark up to her


Ruben Gallego is running and has already raised a ton of $$ after he announced last week.
 
Dimensio
2023-02-01 9:06:52 PM  
Article is garbage. Kari Lake is not eyeing a Senate run because she is going to be sworn in as the state's governor as soon as the courts finally recognize all of the totally real voter fraud that happened.
 
Eddie Barzoom
2023-02-01 9:11:39 PM  

paulleah: iheartscotch: paulleah: Sinema was actually pretty smart for straddling that particular fence.  She'll stay elected.

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Sorry. I'm in the real world. Not the ideological world.  There are more centrists in Arizona than partisans. the partisans they gave are whack jobs..


There are a lot of centrists in AZ, but at least they are dry centrists
 
hissatsu [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:24:02 PM  
Conservatism cannot fail, you can only fail conservatism. Therefore, you need to go harder to right. Rougher! Stronger! No lube! Uh, what was I talking about?

/These assholes deserve to blow it so badly, and then dumbfoundedly wonder how it could possibly have happened again
 
Tarl3k
2023-02-01 9:34:21 PM  
Who do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
 
Samfucious [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:37:04 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Doesn't seem like they learned anything from 2020 or 2022.


Yhese people don't learn. They just bully harder.
 
Samfucious [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:37:24 PM  

Samfucious: Mrtraveler01: Doesn't seem like they learned anything from 2020 or 2022.

Yhese people don't learn. They just bully harder.


These*

/ obviously.
 
natazha [BareFark]
2023-02-01 9:44:38 PM  

Meatsim1: Mrtraveler01: Doesn't seem like they learned anything from 2020 or 2022.

Learning is from Satan because all you need to know is already in the Bible


Not that they read it much. They just BELIEVE what they want to BELIEVE is in there somewhere.
 
nicholas m schumacher [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:48:14 PM  

natazha: Meatsim1: Mrtraveler01: Doesn't seem like they learned anything from 2020 or 2022.

Learning is from Satan because all you need to know is already in the Bible

Not that they read it much. They just BELIEVE what they want to BELIEVE is in there somewhere.


Reading is for Satanists.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:57:19 PM  
Speaking of Arizona Republicans....here's two of them.
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scanman61
2023-02-01 9:57:38 PM  

Fart_Machine: When you're too crazy for Arizona it might be time to choose another line of work.


NewsMax?   OAN?
 
Potter82
2023-02-01 10:07:42 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Doesn't seem like they learned anything from 2020 or 2022.


They clearly just weren't conservative enough
 
ParadoxDice
2023-02-01 10:16:18 PM  
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jake3988 [OhFark]
2023-02-01 10:54:41 PM  
With democrats doing the predictable and monumentally stupid thing of challenging Sinema (yes, I don't care that she's an asshat), if republicans somehow fark up SO BAD they manage to lose to democrats splitting the vote between two candidates... they'd be beyond boned.

They've screwed up a lot, but I can't even begin to imagine the level of incompetence it would take to lose that senate seat.

It is literally being gifted to them on a silver platter.
 
PawisBetlog
2023-02-01 11:19:36 PM  

iheartscotch: We adopted a losing strategy the last 3 times...

Clearly, we weren't Trumping enough!


needs to be HARDER RIGHT.

Just use the N-word.  Break through to the other side.  Someone has to.  BE BOLD!  Carry that standard for the NEW GOP!
 
Maud Dib
2023-02-01 11:27:54 PM  

Snapper Carr: Ishkur: I have a feeling that Democrat fears are unwarranted. Sinema is such a despised candidate that she wouldn't spoil shiat, and the Arizona people are still mad at Trump for shiatting on the McCain family. If he's on the ticket in 2024 the Republican has no chance.

So Sinema can fark off to her sweet lobbyist gig or whatever grifting arrangement she's got going after her planned one term. All the Dems have to do is put up a candidate in the Kelly/Warnock model. Someone who will speak to the will of the voters and not be lazy, stupid, treasonous, or all three.

Don't put it past the DSCC to choose the shiattier candidate to support because she's incumbent.


Such concern.
I just gave my last 10 bucks to Ruben Gallego,he's a certified badass.
So piss off with your gloom.
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Maud Dib
2023-02-01 11:28:39 PM  

paulleah: Sinema was actually pretty smart for straddling that particular fence.  She'll stay elected.


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Maud Dib
2023-02-01 11:31:31 PM  

mistahtom: Sherrod Brown's seat is in trouble.


Your track record regarding elections is horrible.
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Maud Dib
2023-02-01 11:33:24 PM  

ReaverZ: Snapper Carr: Ishkur: I have a feeling that Democrat fears are unwarranted. Sinema is such a despised candidate that she wouldn't spoil shiat, and the Arizona people are still mad at Trump for shiatting on the McCain family. If he's on the ticket in 2024 the Republican has no chance.

So Sinema can fark off to her sweet lobbyist gig or whatever grifting arrangement she's got going after her planned one term. All the Dems have to do is put up a candidate in the Kelly/Warnock model. Someone who will speak to the will of the voters and not be lazy, stupid, treasonous, or all three.

Don't put it past the DSCC to choose the shiattier candidate to support because she's incumbent.

She is a one term incumbent who is most known for being scummy. I could see the DSCC running Obama as a fark up to her


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You're not helping.
 
fruit flies like a banana [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-01 11:35:19 PM  

jake3988: With democrats doing the predictable and monumentally stupid thing of challenging Sinema (yes, I don't care that she's an asshat), if republicans somehow fark up SO BAD they manage to lose to democrats splitting the vote between two candidates... they'd be beyond boned.

They've screwed up a lot, but I can't even begin to imagine the level of incompetence it would take to lose that senate seat.

It is literally being gifted to them on a silver platter.


Say what? She went independent to avoid a primary because her approval rating with Democrats is almost in the single digits. If she runs, she will be the spoiler, not the Democrat. She has no path to victory in this race. None. The only hope Democrats have is to run a strong actual Democrat against her.

Vote for Gallegos.
 
Maud Dib
2023-02-01 11:37:43 PM  

jake3988: With democrats doing the predictable and monumentally stupid thing of challenging Sinema (yes, I don't care that she's an asshat), if republicans somehow fark up SO BAD they manage to lose to democrats splitting the vote between two candidates... they'd be beyond boned.

They've screwed up a lot, but I can't even begin to imagine the level of incompetence it would take to lose that senate seat.

It is literally being gifted to them on a silver platter.


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You're precious.
 
Maud Dib
2023-02-01 11:41:45 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: jake3988: With democrats doing the predictable and monumentally stupid thing of challenging Sinema (yes, I don't care that she's an asshat), if republicans somehow fark up SO BAD they manage to lose to democrats splitting the vote between two candidates... they'd be beyond boned.

They've screwed up a lot, but I can't even begin to imagine the level of incompetence it would take to lose that senate seat.

It is literally being gifted to them on a silver platter.

Say what? She went independent to avoid a primary because her approval rating with Democrats is almost in the single digits. If she runs, she will be the spoiler, not the Democrat. She has no path to victory in this race. None. The only hope Democrats have is to run a strong actual Democrat against her.

Vote for Gallegos.


I'm already betting on him, and I'm just a dumbass from Texass.
Love the desert.
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Maud Dib
2023-02-02 12:33:50 AM  
I gave money to Fetterman as well, so I'm doing good on my bets.👍
 
Maud Dib
2023-02-02 12:39:27 AM  

Dimensio: Article is garbage. Kari Lake is not eyeing a Senate run because she is going to be sworn in as the state's governor as soon as the courts finally recognize all of the totally real voter fraud that happened.


You'll probably get some bites.
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DoctorCal
2023-02-02 12:49:14 AM  

Walker: Speaking of Arizona Republicans....here's two of them.
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"Hey, Mitch, I'm going to vote no now! Mitch Mitch Mitch hey Mitch watch me! Mitch, look, I'm voting no! Do I get a Pupperoni???"


Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema Votes Against $15 Minimum Wage Effort
Youtube nNo_U7PTGzk
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 1:08:14 AM  
It bothers me that they spell it "Sinema". It should be "Cinema". That is the most obvious fact about her.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-02 1:10:33 AM  
It wouldn't hurt to pronounce it with a long K as in KKK.

Women politicians scare me because Aunts are Not Gentlemen.

Cinema be a better and more subtler way to ackknowledge that Americans are led by their dicks because you could avoid the shout out to the KKK.
 
RandolphCarter
2023-02-02 9:03:48 AM  

qorkfiend: Snapper Carr: Ishkur: I have a feeling that Democrat fears are unwarranted. Sinema is such a despised candidate that she wouldn't spoil shiat, and the Arizona people are still mad at Trump for shiatting on the McCain family. If he's on the ticket in 2024 the Republican has no chance.

So Sinema can fark off to her sweet lobbyist gig or whatever grifting arrangement she's got going after her planned one term. All the Dems have to do is put up a candidate in the Kelly/Warnock model. Someone who will speak to the will of the voters and not be lazy, stupid, treasonous, or all three.

Don't put it past the DSCC to choose the shiattier candidate to support because she's incumbent.

She's not running as a Democrat. There's nothing for the DSCC to support.


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