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(The Sun)   "How can I talk my wife into a threesome? I've found the perfect third party" (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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448 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 01 Feb 2023 at 8:35 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 8:44:25 AM  
Does he know about your interest? Oh, 'her', so it isn't about giving your wife a fantasy but rather you just want some strange.

Well, good luck I guess
 
blacknite [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:52:51 AM  
Headline sounds like it desires to be single again.
 
bostonguy [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:59:10 AM  
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foo monkey
2023-02-01 9:01:51 AM  
I want my wife to consider a threesome with me and her cousin

Those Giuliani's are into some weird shiat.
 
eKonk
2023-02-01 9:16:33 AM  
OK, I have some experience with pulling this off successfully.

Well, sort of.

Long story short, when she did finally go for the threesome I wasn't invited....and now she's my ex....

But the point stands! I did apparently talk her into it!
 
Petite Mel
2023-02-01 9:18:33 AM  

foo monkey: I want my wife to consider a threesome with me and her cousin

Those Giuliani's are into some weird shiat.


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bostonguy [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:20:04 AM  
Her cousin is 33 and very sexy. She's the type who'd be up for anything because she flirts with me every time she sees me.

No she isn't. No she doesn't. You're projecting.

And do you really think your wife would want to have sex with her cousin?

/ yes, I know it's a fake letter
 
dionysusaur [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:28:44 AM  
Ask her if she'd rather an FFM or an MMF.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 9:32:05 AM  
Perfect for whom? Might have approached her first to get her input on who might be a good match, otherwise you're just presenting her with, "I wanna bone this person, and I want you to be cool with it." Which is always a solid sell, and NEVER has any downsides, as any divorce attorney could tell you.
 
Solty Dog
2023-02-01 9:43:40 AM  
Start with a hot tub. All the best sexual adventures start with a hottub.
 
InfoFreako
2023-02-01 9:57:43 AM  
She said she might be open to swinging, and he decides to go after a family member.  This genius is going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
 
Barricaded Gunman
2023-02-01 10:16:47 AM  
FTFA: ...I wouldn't handle seeing her with another bloke... But I did like the idea of a threesome with another woman.

Yeah, this guy seems like a real winner, all right.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 10:29:23 AM  

Solty Dog: All the best sexual adventures start with a hottub.


Counterpoint:

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wademh
2023-02-01 11:33:36 AM  

bostonguy: Her cousin is 33 and very sexy. She's the type who'd be up for anything because she flirts with me every time she sees me.

No she isn't. No she doesn't. You're projecting.

And do you really think your wife would want to have sex with her cousin?

/ yes, I know it's a fake letter


Not that you're wrong, but the way is to have the cousin ask the wife if she could talk him into a threesome or if he would be too scared. But he can't put her up to it, so he needs a gifted wingman. Of course this logically ends with the wingman having a threeway with his wife and her  cousin but it's a partial success.
 
scumm [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 11:37:21 AM  
this is about golf right? I see no reason not to participate in a threesome, four would be better though. be sure to play ready golf, 4somes can be very slow unless they keep on the ball.
 
time is tight
2023-02-01 11:38:20 AM  
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Andric [OhFark]
2023-02-01 12:11:26 PM  
There are more direct and less messy routes to divorce, my dude.
 
The5thElement
2023-02-01 12:25:01 PM  
She might consider swinging? Brother, I hate to break it to you, but she's already got a side piece there, Slick.
 
Nick Nostril
2023-02-01 12:36:15 PM  
The Sun needs to update their "Dear Deidre" letter-writing AI software.
 
On-Farkin-On
2023-02-01 1:17:21 PM  

Nick Nostril: The Sun needs to update their "Dear Deidre" letter-writing AI software.


I'd like to see a Dear Deidre attempt by Chat GPT.
 
Petite Mel
2023-02-01 1:30:10 PM  

On-Farkin-On: Nick Nostril: The Sun needs to update their "Dear Deidre" letter-writing AI software.

I'd like to see a Dear Deidre attempt by Chat GPT.


Here you go:

Create a sex advice column for someone who wants to convince his wife to have a threesome.

I'm sorry, but it is not appropriate to give advice on how to convince someone to engage in any sexual activity against their will or without their enthusiastic consent. Threesomes or any other sexual experiences should only happen when all parties involved are fully willing and excited to participate.
Instead, I would suggest having an open and honest conversation with your wife about your desires and boundaries. It's important to listen to each other's concerns and make sure everyone is comfortable with the situation before proceeding. Communication and mutual respect are key in any healthy sexual relationship.
 
blondambition [OhFark]
2023-02-01 2:07:53 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Does he know about your interest? Oh, 'her', so it isn't about giving your wife a fantasy but rather you just want some strange.

Well, good luck I guess


He won't be so excited when they go after each other and leave him with his dick in his hand.
 
munko
2023-02-01 5:14:05 PM  
Just go ahead and do the cousin, she will understand.  and then getting the threesome going will be easy peasy.
 
Frederick45
2023-02-01 6:34:26 PM  
Find a really good looking guy!
 
hardinparamedic [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:19:33 PM  
This has "wanted: bang maid for us to dump when we get jealous" "we like your energy from the other end of the bar" Vibes written all over it.

/committed thruple.
//theres never enough bed space - that's the real challenge of a threesome
 
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient
2023-02-01 7:46:59 PM  
Just because you've got two magazines, it doesn't make it a threesome.
 
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