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3945 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Feb 2023 at 8:35 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 6:16:51 AM  
I can't remember. Works for politicians, can work for them.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:48:14 AM  
Questions will evolve into
Do boys touch you yet
Then
Do boys touch you here yet

These sick farks are jumping to the Nazi perv part of a Nazi takeover because they think they can.

Medical information is just That, and protected personal information.

Shut them down.
 
sno man [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:59:43 AM  
The party of Small Government™ ...Just small enough to come between your vagina and your doctor.
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:04:56 AM  
If they know your menstrual cycle, then they can monitor if you become pregnant. If they know if you're pregnant, then they can know if you got an abortion. Then, if they know you got an abortion, then they can prosecute you, even if you got the abortion legally in another state or by chemical inducements.

/The slow creep of authoritarianism continues.
 
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste
2023-02-01 7:06:45 AM  
Literal panty sniffers. Gross.
 
tfresh [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:12:29 AM  
How old is it when we tell kids they can start medically altering their bodies with hormones and drugs to change gender again?

I think everyone should back the fark off them.
 
baka-san [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:13:36 AM  
It's not the question on the form, it's the reporting bullshiat
My kids have had to have similar questioners, usually for band, the dr checks the questions, the form goes into the little shiats medical file and the school gets a standard form letter saying they are healthy enough to do said activity without danger

This is just bullshiat, by people with no concept of the future
 
kermit the forg [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:23:40 AM  

tfresh: How old is it when we tell kids they can start medically altering their bodies with hormones and drugs to change gender again?

I think everyone should back the fark off them.


That conversation should be between a kid, their parents and a doctor and NOBODY ELSE.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:29:00 AM  
Every girl should answer the question "None of your damn business"
 
Weaver95
2023-02-01 8:40:29 AM  
That's an excellent way to destroy high school sports programs for all kids.
 
odinsposse
2023-02-01 8:40:31 AM  
Remember when conservatives were all "it's just going to be a yes or no from the kids doctor. They're not going to keep records about menstrual cycles or anything crazy like that."

Conservatives are the threat to kids.
 
wademh
2023-02-01 8:41:48 AM  
Male athletes to be asked about their first and most recent wet dream and their flatulence frequency.

\ not really because it's medically irrelevant
\\ and because you don't want to know
 
jso2897
2023-02-01 8:42:05 AM  

tfresh: How old is it when we tell kids they can start medically altering their bodies with hormones and drugs to change gender again?

I think everyone should back the fark off them.


I think you should mind your own business.
 
Aquapope
2023-02-01 8:42:47 AM  
All that data should be available by employers so's they can make sure the womens don't lie about they periods to get out of work.  That's good business sense.

// it will happen
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-02-01 8:44:39 AM  
In December, state Sen. Lori Berman, D-Delray Beach, said she'd introduce a measure during the 2023 session to prohibit school districts from collecting athletes' medical histories as part of the annual registration process.

Yeah, I'm sure the Party of Personal Questions will jump at the chance to vote for that proposal...
 
Fear the Clam
2023-02-01 8:44:39 AM  
If I wanted to keep track of that many changing statistics I'd follow baseball.
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Cheron
2023-02-01 8:46:21 AM  
So other than asking uncomfortable questions what is the point. Will they exclude an athlete whose cycle isn't regular?
 
kling_klang_bed
2023-02-01 8:46:54 AM  
How long until Florida starts hiring state funded diaper inspectors?
 
MrSplifferton
2023-02-01 8:48:23 AM  
This will give them a time table to rape young girls and not get them pregnant.

/I can't think of another reason for them to do this.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2023-02-01 8:49:08 AM  

wademh: Male athletes to be asked about their first and most recent wet dream and their flatulence frequency.

\ not really because it's medically irrelevant
\\ and because you don't want to know


It's teenage boys. Just put "6 hours ago" and you'll be right more often that not.
 
GoldSpider
2023-02-01 8:49:39 AM  
Again, small-government, protecting-our-children-from-groomers conservatives, for what possible legitimate purpose should the state have this information?
 
Elliot8654
2023-02-01 8:51:04 AM  

Weaver95: That's an excellent way to destroy high school sports programs for all kids.


Pretty sure the people pushing this are lean away from "girls in sports" and more toward "girls learn housekeeping in order to marry older men and have their babies and do what the man says."
 
Penguin_named_Nori
2023-02-01 8:51:06 AM  
I can think of a number of nefarious reasons the state might want to know this. I cannot think of a single legitimate one. How on earth are they trying to defend this?
 
Elliot8654
2023-02-01 8:52:17 AM  

Fear the Clam: If I wanted to keep track of that many changing statistics I'd follow baseball.[Fark user image 850x260]


I for one wholeheartedly support every girl writing "F**K OFF!" in big letters with a red sharpie across that entire section.

/or drawing obscene pictures.
 
Chief Superintendent Lookout
2023-02-01 8:53:15 AM  

Walker: Every girl should answer the question "None of your damn business"


This is exactly what parents need to teach their daughters.
 
odinsposse
2023-02-01 8:53:46 AM  

Penguin_named_Nori: I can think of a number of nefarious reasons the state might want to know this. I cannot think of a single legitimate one. How on earth are they trying to defend this?


Transphobia is just a tool. Total state control of women is what they are really after.
 
Weaver95
2023-02-01 8:54:09 AM  

Elliot8654: Weaver95: That's an excellent way to destroy high school sports programs for all kids.

Pretty sure the people pushing this are lean away from "girls in sports" and more toward "girls learn housekeeping in order to marry older men and have their babies and do what the man says."


I wonder if and/or how Title IX plays into this?
 
WhackingDay
2023-02-01 8:54:17 AM  
Right now, if I was a CEO of any kind of major business, including all the professional sports teams in FL, I'd be looking at pulling up stakes and moving out. It's going to get worse before it gets worse.
 
Weaver95
2023-02-01 8:54:41 AM  

Penguin_named_Nori: I can think of a number of nefarious reasons the state might want to know this. I cannot think of a single legitimate one. How on earth are they trying to defend this?


They're not. They're just going to impose it on everyone and move on with life.
 
timswar
2023-02-01 8:55:09 AM  

kling_klang_bed: How long until Florida starts hiring state funded diaper inspectors?


They're gonna make a vagina registry.
 
Elliot8654
2023-02-01 8:56:09 AM  

Weaver95: Elliot8654: Weaver95: That's an excellent way to destroy high school sports programs for all kids.

Pretty sure the people pushing this are lean away from "girls in sports" and more toward "girls learn housekeeping in order to marry older men and have their babies and do what the man says."

I wonder if and/or how Title IX plays into this?


Give it 5 years, it won't as soon as they remove Title IX thanks to a 6-3 howler monkey contingent on the supreme court. "Our founding fathers never wrote the constitution as a protection for sports. Original Intent, Framers, Activist Court, Liberal Agenda, and furthermore Such As."
 
Weaver95
2023-02-01 8:57:20 AM  

Elliot8654: Weaver95: Elliot8654: Weaver95: That's an excellent way to destroy high school sports programs for all kids.

Pretty sure the people pushing this are lean away from "girls in sports" and more toward "girls learn housekeeping in order to marry older men and have their babies and do what the man says."

I wonder if and/or how Title IX plays into this?

Give it 5 years, it won't as soon as they remove Title IX thanks to a 6-3 howler monkey contingent on the supreme court. "Our founding fathers never wrote the constitution as a protection for sports. Original Intent, Framers, Activist Court, Liberal Agenda, and furthermore Such As."


This would be the same GOP that spent 4 days and 15 destroying themselves over who got to be speaker of the house?
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:57:41 AM  
Female
Body
Inspector
 
Mrtraveler01
2023-02-01 9:00:33 AM  

GoldSpider: Again, small-government, protecting-our-children-from-groomers conservatives, for what possible legitimate purpose should the state have this information?


I couldn't even find an attempt by the FSHAA to give reporters a BS answer to why they need this information in the first place.
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2023-02-01 9:00:36 AM  

timswar: kling_klang_bed: How long until Florida starts hiring state funded diaper inspectors?

They're gonna make a vagina registry.


Is that where I pick out the vaginas I want as gifts?
 
Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:02:47 AM  

Elliot8654: Fear the Clam: If I wanted to keep track of that many changing statistics I'd follow baseball.[Fark user image 850x260]

I for one wholeheartedly support every girl writing "F**K OFF!" in big letters with a red sharpie across that entire section.

/or drawing obscene pictures.


If the questionnaire was sent in an email, my daughter would have sent this reply:

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Elliot8654
2023-02-01 9:03:01 AM  

Weaver95: Elliot8654: Weaver95: Elliot8654: Weaver95: That's an excellent way to destroy high school sports programs for all kids.

Pretty sure the people pushing this are lean away from "girls in sports" and more toward "girls learn housekeeping in order to marry older men and have their babies and do what the man says."

I wonder if and/or how Title IX plays into this?

Give it 5 years, it won't as soon as they remove Title IX thanks to a 6-3 howler monkey contingent on the supreme court. "Our founding fathers never wrote the constitution as a protection for sports. Original Intent, Framers, Activist Court, Liberal Agenda, and furthermore Such As."

This would be the same GOP that spent 4 days and 15 destroying themselves over who got to be speaker of the house?


Supreme Court cares not who the Speaker is. It's why McConnnell did everyone so dirty to get 3 hand-picked on that court.
That's why Dobbs happened. Didn't matter who was in control of congress or the executive. Someone brings a lawsuit, Supreme Court strikes what they don't like down as "unconstitutional". Essentially repealing any law they don't like. Then a gridlocked congress has to attempt to pass something to fix that now missing hole.

Repeat until women are property again.
 
Plane Guy
2023-02-01 9:03:16 AM  
Republicans: Democrats are pedophiles, Grooming small children to play their sicko LGBTQ games.

Also Republicans: Tell me about your first period, and be as detailed as possible.
 
sorceror [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:03:36 AM  
I see people who swear that they're willing to violate trans people's rights and safety when it comes to bathrooms, because they only want to "protect the privacy of women". But if some other way to attack trans people opens up, they don't hesitate even a picosecond to throw women and girls under the bus.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 9:03:48 AM  

tfresh: How old is it when we tell kids they can start medically altering their bodies with hormones and drugs to change gender again?

I think everyone should back the fark off them.


Well, you certainly typed words.
 
phalamir [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:04:13 AM  
To be fair, in Florida if she can pronounce "vagina" without a lisp, she is legally a spinster
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 9:04:46 AM  

Walker: Every girl should answer the question "None of your damn business"


Or look the teacher square in the eye and ask "When was YOURS?!?"

Particularly effective against male teachers.
 
Ixnay on the ottenray
2023-02-01 9:04:58 AM  

Cheron: So other than asking uncomfortable questions what is the point. Will they exclude an athlete whose cycle isn't regular?


Irregular cycle is the normal for a young female, until the hormones balance out - typically late to very-late teens.  I personally had to go onto birth control pills when I was 13, because the bleeding was severely heavy, and happened when it wanted to, not 28 days apart.  The pill was the only resolution.  And now, that's probably going to be off the table for these girls, because of sheet stupidity and government trying to stick their ever growing nose into my personal business.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 9:05:14 AM  

jso2897: tfresh: How old is it when we tell kids they can start medically altering their bodies with hormones and drugs to change gender again?

I think everyone should back the fark off them.

I think you should mind your own business.


Well played
 
Thingster
2023-02-01 9:05:17 AM  
It's to make sure girls are healthy enough to participate and aren't starving themselves.

If a woman's body fat content drops too low, she becomes otherwise malnourished, is anemic, etc it will cause menstrual disruptions as an early symptom.

Asking about menstrual regularity and recent disruptions is a very basic women's health question.
 
Aquapope
2023-02-01 9:05:25 AM  

timswar: kling_klang_bed: How long until Florida starts hiring state funded diaper inspectors?

They're gonna make a vagina registry.


That would easily convert into a bridal catalog.  "I'll take the red-head with breedin' hips.  What?  $3000?  Are you kidding?  I have a coupon."
 
EyeballKid
2023-02-01 9:05:29 AM  
Defund Florida.
 
Elliot8654
2023-02-01 9:06:16 AM  

Thingster: It's to make sure girls are healthy enough to participate and aren't starving themselves.

If a woman's body fat content drops too low, she becomes otherwise malnourished, is anemic, etc it will cause menstrual disruptions as an early symptom.

Asking about menstrual regularity and recent disruptions is a very basic women's health question.


This is how you know these people have NO IDEA what competitive gymnastics and some other sports does to a woman's body.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 9:06:23 AM  

Penguin_named_Nori: I can think of a number of nefarious reasons the state might want to know this. I cannot think of a single legitimate one. How on earth are they trying to defend this?


GQP:  Democrats want to make your frog gay!

(I didn't say it was a GOOD defense)
 
hairywoogit
2023-02-01 9:07:21 AM  

tfresh: How old is it when we tell kids they can start medically altering their bodies with hormones and drugs to change gender again?

I think everyone should back the fark off them.


That is certainly an opinion!
 
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