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5075 clicks; posted to Politics » and Main » on 01 Feb 2023 at 7:33 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 1:54:44 AM  
Original Tweet:
 
Dewey Fidalgo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 2:02:07 AM  
There is so much weird in that.  Words fail me.
 
Wanebo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 2:06:38 AM  
EYE BLEACH STAT
 
Imperfect Pixels [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 2:12:30 AM  
parody account, a few flicks through is Twitter page reveals some gems:
https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1619746941117829120
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 2:21:31 AM  
Way to channel your inner Rush Limbaugh, Junior. "WHAR IS COCAINE? WHAR?!?!?"
 
Bootleg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 2:24:00 AM  

Imperfect Pixels: parody account, a few flicks through is Twitter page reveals some gems:
https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1619746941117829120


Can't be, it doesn't have Parody in the name of the account.
 
Imperfect Pixels [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 2:26:09 AM  

Bootleg: Imperfect Pixels: parody account, a few flicks through is Twitter page reveals some gems:
https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1619746941117829120

Can't be, it doesn't have Parody in the name of the account.


Valid point. I retract my assessment.
 
Chariset [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 2:32:44 AM  
There are times when I wonder, are they seeing the same reality that I'm seeing.

Because in my world, that painting is atrocious and Half Scoop has a fixed look of mild horror, while in his world the picture is reverent and respectful and Don Jr is delighted.
 
Lorelle [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 2:47:06 AM  
As I noted in this thread, over the past several years, I've noticed that most evangelical Christians worship Ol' Pussygrabber instead of Jesus.
 
Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 3:03:47 AM  

Lorelle: As I noted in this thread, over the past several years, I've noticed that most evangelical Christians worship Ol' Pussygrabber instead of Jesus.


It would be interesting if an evil religion came out of all this, Ye Ol' Pussygrabber and Pussygrabber Jr. latter latter Day Devils of the twenty-first century.
 
Ass_Master_Flash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 3:22:36 AM  
If Don Don Jr is the messiah then I choose Satan
 
NotCodger [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 3:33:53 AM  
"The first commandment guarantees my freedom of speech"

So close.....
 
BenSaw2 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 3:44:04 AM  
I dunno, if you accept it as satire, his posts are friggin hilarious.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:20:25 AM  

Imperfect Pixels: parody account, a few flicks through is Twitter page reveals some gems:
https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1619746941117829120


I wasn't entirely sure until I saw this beauty.

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maddog2030 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 5:29:12 AM  
TFG is a drag queen?
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 5:47:52 AM  
I laid down my artist's brush after art school and became a slut to the trade of advertising for 30 years, but after viewing that I think I have found my calling in retirement.
/loves the smell of linseed oil and squirrely-hair paint brushes
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:01:19 AM  
John McNaughton & Ben Garrison are gonna have this guys legs broke.
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:12:19 AM  
It's a cult, one of countless other cults over humanity's existence. It's a death cult, IMHO, as its leaders and followers are willing to kill or let their own die to promote the cult.

We need to recognize and deal with its dangers and threats accordingly.
 
pueblonative
2023-02-01 7:35:41 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: John McNaughton & Ben Garrison are gonna have this guys legs broke.


Those two couldn't break wind let alone someone else's appendages.
 
runwiz [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:35:50 AM  
BLASPHEMY, pure and simple.
 
zappaisfrank
2023-02-01 7:36:09 AM  
Sometimes the greatest truths are said in jest.

The Venn diagram of whacko Christianity and MAGA is a circle.
 
New Rising Sun
2023-02-01 7:36:42 AM  
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Snapper Carr
2023-02-01 7:36:59 AM  
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Archie Goodwin
2023-02-01 7:37:24 AM  
for you subby:

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odinsposse
2023-02-01 7:38:01 AM  

Lorelle: As I noted in this thread, over the past several years, I've noticed that most evangelical Christians worship Ol' Pussygrabber instead of Jesus.


They have been infected by conservatism which views religion as a mere tool to further their politics. The worldwide Christian community could rightfully consider them a heretical cult.
 
eKonk
2023-02-01 7:38:19 AM  

maddog2030: TFG is a drag queen?


A queen? Please, honey, no. You gotta work if you're going to be a queen.
 
Spaced Lion
2023-02-01 7:39:11 AM  

BenSaw2: I dunno, if you accept it as satire, his posts are friggin hilarious.


"Curious what the Bible says about idolatry"
"Nothing, because Frankie Avalon wasn't born yet."

Call me crazy, but I don't think this guy is a hundred percent serious.
 
iheartscotch
2023-02-01 7:39:57 AM  
Why is Donny Sr. wearing a habit like a Bene Gesserit?
 
Unscratchable_Itch
2023-02-01 7:40:19 AM  
Holy shiat, that's worse than this, which I didn't think was possible...

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Archie Goodwin
2023-02-01 7:42:28 AM  
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Weaver95
2023-02-01 7:42:45 AM  
I thought that was a parody...you mean someone did that and was serious?

Yeesh.
 
Psychohazard
2023-02-01 7:43:15 AM  
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Weaver95
2023-02-01 7:44:04 AM  

AirForceVet: It's a cult, one of countless other cults over humanity's existence. It's a death cult, IMHO, as its leaders and followers are willing to kill or let their own die to promote the cult.

We need to recognize and deal with its dangers and threats accordingly.


Which we aren't going to do.  This country has a massive blind spot when it comes to Christianity.
 
zappaisfrank
2023-02-01 7:45:09 AM  

Psychohazard: [Fark user image 425x471]


"Ben and Jesus have a spa day."
 
wademh
2023-02-01 7:45:53 AM  
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Fereals
2023-02-01 7:48:40 AM  
I severely suspect Rob McElhenney is the second coming.
 
A Room Full of Angry Raccoons
2023-02-01 7:50:14 AM  

Imperfect Pixels: parody account, a few flicks through is Twitter page reveals some gems:
https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1619746941117829120


I hope so, otherwise someone's gonna need to check in on Nestor er um, his disturbingly mustachioed "son".

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SpaceMonkey-66 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 7:50:32 AM  
I believe ol' Paul warned of this kind of shiate somewhere on the New Testament, I forgot exactly where.  Tell me without telling me you dont follow what the Bible says.

/ preachers' kid
// seen this kind of stuff when I lived with Dad all the time, but not near as open and blatant
/// RIP Dad, still miss you terribly
 
stuhayes2010
2023-02-01 7:51:06 AM  
So, Trump's 11 other kids don't count?
 
Diarrhea Anne Frank
2023-02-01 7:51:45 AM  
it's a parody account. ffs, look at his other tweets.
 
A Room Full of Angry Raccoons
2023-02-01 7:52:03 AM  
"Oh my god, these people are our base..."
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resident dystopian
2023-02-01 7:54:32 AM  
Trump as Madonna?

Well unfortunately I now have a image of tiny feet and fat cankles up in stirrups with Jr.
ready to breech.

/Thank you.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2023-02-01 7:54:35 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Holy shiat, that's worse than this, which I didn't think was possible...

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Ah yes, the great Fooddha meditating about Big Mac coupons
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:54:36 AM  
You just know Half Scoop is trying to figure out who will buy this so that he's gotta a little more money for nose candy.
 
GoldSpider
2023-02-01 7:54:46 AM  
The answer is "Get/Stay off of Twitter."
 
HerptheDerp
2023-02-01 7:55:05 AM  
Cults gonna do culty shiat
 
durbnpoisn
2023-02-01 7:55:51 AM  
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I have no idea how anyone could look at any of that and see anything but batshiat, pants on head, get the butterfly net, crazy.
 
pueblonative
2023-02-01 7:56:31 AM  

stuhayes2010: So, Trump's 11 other kids don't count?


Nah, they work in the accounting department at Trump Org
 
resident dystopian
2023-02-01 7:57:23 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Unscratchable_Itch: Holy shiat, that's worse than this, which I didn't think was possible...

[i.guim.co.uk image 850x1062]

Ah yes, the great Fooddha meditating about Big Mac coupons


What is buttah? Three pounds of fat.
 
holdmybones
2023-02-01 8:00:47 AM  

NotCodger: "The first commandment guarantees my freedom of speech"

So close.....


That part has me convinced this guy is trolling. He has to be. Nobody can be that stupid.
 
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