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(CNN)   Los Angeles Department of Water and Power to Arizona and Nevada: "Yeah the 'Power' doesn't mean 'Electricity' guys"   (cnn.com) divider line
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2023-02-01 5:14:33 AM  
I have a suggestion for saving water.
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2023-02-01 5:26:27 AM  
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It was a fun movie, but probably less fun to live in it.
 
2023-02-01 6:05:22 AM  

wademh: I have a suggestion for saving water.
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That's racism.
 
2023-02-01 6:05:43 AM  
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2023-02-01 6:18:56 AM  
How does California cut off water to las Vegas when the river passes Vegas first?
 
2023-02-01 6:38:06 AM  
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2023-02-01 6:48:39 AM  
The biggest problem is too much water for agriculture and a lot of that is alfalfa for cows. Agriculture is gonna have to take a hit. Yes, we need food... but if there isn't any water you can't grow anything. The entire water rights system is full of backwards incentives and so farmers grow alfalfa which sucks up all the water so they can keep their water rights.

Most of the cows are raised in places like Florida, the entire west is a small fraction. There is no reason to grow so much alfalfa in a bunch of dry states.

Who's really using up the water in the American West?
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2023-02-01 6:49:25 AM  
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
 
2023-02-01 7:02:55 AM  

wademh: I have a suggestion for saving water.
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Most courses use effluent, non-potable water in Arizona. Ones that don't should be converted.
 
2023-02-01 7:10:05 AM  
People are gonna die this summer because of the lack of power. But...sure...let's grow shiat in the most wasteful manner possible.
 
2023-02-01 7:15:08 AM  
So glad I don't live in Phoenix any more. It's really just a matter of time before the entire southwest collapses, and they'll let it collapse to drive people out before they work on actual solutions.

Phoenix has tons of golf courses because that was one way for the state to hang on to water rights once farming dried up.

I think all of California's water problems would be fixed if they stopped growing Almonds.
 
2023-02-01 7:23:59 AM  
How Not To Be Seen - Arizona Edition
This is a Republican fascist sleeper cell.
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They chose their disguises poorly.
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2023-02-01 7:33:55 AM  

snowshovel: How does California cut off water to las Vegas when the river passes Vegas first?


California secretly constructed an underground piping/pumping system to draft water out of the river just upstream of Lake Mead. Here, if Vegas has a milkshake, and California has a milkshake, and California has a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And California's straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink Vegas' milkshake... California... drinks... Vegas'... milkshake! They drink it up!
 
2023-02-01 7:40:56 AM  
The solution to this is simple : 

HALF.

Each state gets to collect HALF its previous allocation of water until Lake Mead is full again. 

That's it. A simple metric with a simple, clearly observable reversal point.
 
2023-02-01 8:01:44 AM  
I saw Gavin Newsom personally dumping snow-melt Sierra Nevada water, the most pure and flavourful of all California waters - except for Searles Valley pink puro, which is laced with free radicals from regional crystals - into the ocean.

We need to stop him.
 
2023-02-01 8:01:44 AM  
I lived in Phoenix, water is treated as if its a never ending supply:
1. every other apartment complex has a golf course as part if its property.
2. many home owners insist on having grass lawns
3. developers created man made "lakes" in Tempe, Chandler, and other  cities
4. the people of scottsdale were smart enough to vote down developers creating a Venice style "canals of old town scottsdale"
5. flying over Phoenix gives you an idea if how many homes have swimming pools
6. so many large water fountains at malls, shopping centers etc

a good look into California and Nevada would reveal similar issues. The entire south west should take a long look at their water consumption
 
2023-02-01 8:18:11 AM  
California needs to declare a state of emergency and begin seizing land by eminent domain to construct water desalinization plants, like yesterday. The NIMBY's can go pound farking sand at this point.
 
2023-02-01 8:18:30 AM  
The time to invest in farking desalination plants was 30 years ago.

You farked this one up, California.  Next to the biggest body of water on the farking planet.  Do a study on the environmental impacts, mitigate as needed, figure it the fark out.

Get your shiat together, California.
 
2023-02-01 8:30:17 AM  

snowshovel: How does California cut off water to las Vegas when the river passes Vegas first?


Vegas is the city currently being most responsible with its water. Other cities should emulate their example.

Also, of course the first thought was to cut off Native tribes. Of course it was.
 
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2023-02-01 8:31:08 AM  
People can move.  Farms can't.
 
2023-02-01 8:34:19 AM  

nbt: People can move.  Farms can't.


Sure they can. Stop planting in desert, start planting where it rains. Bingo, farm has moved.
 
2023-02-01 9:21:54 AM  

jayphat: California needs to declare a state of emergency and begin seizing land by eminent domain to construct water desalinization plants, like yesterday. The NIMBY's can go pound farking sand at this point.


NIMBY is a state institution in California. The have a coast line commission that blocks desalination plants.
 
2023-02-01 9:24:43 AM  

wademh: I have a suggestion for saving water.
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They're all watered with shart water, reclaimed water is the primary source for golf courses.
 
2023-02-01 9:26:37 AM  
This article is just more proof Californians are arrogant greedy assholes.
 
2023-02-01 10:12:04 AM  

Aquapope: How Not To Be Seen - Arizona Edition
This is a Republican fascist sleeper cell.
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They chose their disguises poorly.
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2023-02-01 10:17:21 AM  
How much is Nestle extracting? Or are they not on that part of the southwest?
 
2023-02-01 10:43:41 AM  
FTA: As the river shrinks, talks to save it are increasingly pitting the longstanding senior water rights of farmers against explosive metropolitan growth.

Water consumption in Arizona is actually down from the 1980s and '90s, even though the population of the Phoenix metro has doubled.

As a reminder, 70% of all water used in Arizona, California, and Nevada goes to agriculture.  And the thirstiest crop in each of those states is alfalfa, most of which is used for animal fodder.  Most of that alfalfa hay is sold to cattle farmers.

So if you live in the region and you see your water and electric bill go up, remember, your sacrifice helps keep the price of a Double Double in check.
 
2023-02-01 10:46:54 AM  
That's fine, Arizona can stop sending Power to California.
 
2023-02-01 10:55:16 AM  

wademh: I have a suggestion for saving water.
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A lot of the problem with the water situation down there is that there's no shortage of people willing to dance around the issue like there's a giant rain cloud just over the horizon and if they look behind the right rock you'll find water for free, instead of actually looking at the issue and cutting waste where they can.

Golf courses should be the first thing on the chopping block, but I imagine that they'll cut water supplies to low income communities before a single golf course has to close. It doesn't help that many of these people don't think climate change is real and aren't willing to take a long view at the situation.
 
2023-02-01 10:56:43 AM  

Incog_Neeto: That's fine, Arizona can stop sending Power to California.


California utilities own about a quarter of the Palo Verde nuclear station, so stopping that electricity would result in a giant sueball.

As for other power stations, you're assuming that power companies owned by billionaires would give a flying fark and would be willing to miss out on a dollar of profit.
 
2023-02-01 11:11:29 AM  

Alebak: Golf courses should be the first thing on the chopping block, but I imagine that they'll cut water supplies to low income communities before a single golf course has to close. It doesn't help that many of these people don't think climate change is real and aren't willing to take a long view at the situation.


The golf industry contributes around $3.5B/yr to the Arizona economy, and I imagine that it is also big business in southern California.  That gives them a lot of clout.  I suspect that municipal water consumers will be asked to pay much more before the golf industry is asked to shrink.
 
2023-02-01 11:24:25 AM  
Hey dumbass submitter (and everyone who's arguing as if the headline is true) - the proposal was to protect agricultural water, not urban water. LADWP had nothing to do with it.

Way to turn it into identity politics...
 
2023-02-01 11:35:27 AM  

ohioman: I lived in Phoenix, water is treated as if its a never ending supply:
1. every other apartment complex has a golf course as part if its property.
2. many home owners insist on having grass lawns
3. developers created man made "lakes" in Tempe, Chandler, and other  cities
4. the people of scottsdale were smart enough to vote down developers creating a Venice style "canals of old town scottsdale"
5. flying over Phoenix gives you an idea if how many homes have swimming pools
6. so many large water fountains at malls, shopping centers etc

a good look into California and Nevada would reveal similar issues. The entire south west should take a long look at their water consumption


To point #2:  not that this makes it better, but a lot of HOAs require you to have and maintain a lawn.

The bitter irony is that, absent those lawns, the city would be even hotter than it is now. Rocks/dirt instead of grass would increase the intensity of the heat island.
 
2023-02-01 11:38:51 AM  

adamatari: The biggest problem is too much water for agriculture and a lot of that is alfalfa for cows. Agriculture is gonna have to take a hit. Yes, we need food... but if there isn't any water you can't grow anything. The entire water rights system is full of backwards incentives and so farmers grow alfalfa which sucks up all the water so they can keep their water rights.
Most of the cows are raised in places like Florida, the entire west is a small fraction. There is no reason to grow so much alfalfa in a bunch of dry states.
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Well yes, there is, because someone in Saudi Arabia is paying them to grow alfalfa.

Wow, every time I look something up, it just gets worse and worse.

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1947--visiting the people who have mastered desert farming.

"There's a lot of problems with saying Arizona is the victim in this," Koch said. "The Arizona involvement in these histories, and what they helped set up based on this story of 'desert farming expertise,' is its own doing."
Big agribusiness, both international and domestic, has Arizona in its maw. Water wells are being run dry and the state's small farmers are facing the brunt of the shortages."


Anyway, that's a very interesting article.  But not that interesting.
It's the same old farking story.  We sold the  water out from underneath  us, more than we had, and now everybody wants theirs.  And there is none left.

https://www.12news.com/article/news/local/water-wars/saudi-arabia-arizona-farm-alfalfa-1940/75-c7eb6295-3c5e-4b7e-8989-fbf4d41c6aa7
 
2023-02-01 11:45:41 AM  

snowshovel: How does California cut off water to las Vegas when the river passes Vegas first?


Water rights have a long and hard-fought history. Specifics vary in different places, but the general rule is that once someone develops land in a way that relies on the water, you can't take it away from them. It's designed to protect people's investments in the land, as a way to encourage investment and development - if someone could just build a dam upstream of me and cut me off, why would I risk investing my livelihood by building on the more fertile downstream land? In the past, doing so would lead to bloodshed.

In practical terms, the Imperial Valley farmers and So-Cal citrus orchard farmers set up shop first, turning a land of fertile alluvial deposit into immensely productive farms. That's why it's referred to as "the baseline scenario": If no new agreement is reached, and usage is reduced by 30%, under current law California still gets its 4.4 MAF out of 4.9 MAF total from the lower basin, because they were there first.
 
2023-02-01 12:03:21 PM  

desertfool: wademh: I have a suggestion for saving water.
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Most courses use effluent, non-potable water in Arizona. Ones that don't should be converted.


You guys always make this sort of argument.  I bet, with my background, I could find many many uses for sewage water and grey water that would have nothing to with golf courses, and would serve a useful, restorative, efficient way of getting more water into the ecosystem.  It would work better, with no fertilizers, no dyes, and no farking fat old Boomer assholes and Millennnials all over the dyed golf course saying, "Well yeah, of course MY golf is not a problem.  We use recycled water."
No  . I would use recycled water, and it would work, and it would go back into the natural world, and help with things.  And I'm not even really qualified to do that shiat.  I could do it.  Because I know how the natural world works, and you don't.  And the golf courses would be gone, along with all those cows.

what are you helping with your rationalizations?  NOTHING.  Nothing but promoting your wasteful. stupid lifestyle.  Everyone knows that golfing is supposed to be a sign of status and leisure--look at all those proles driving by, watching you stroll by on the sewage course, and they are so envious! What have you contributed to the world, except more of your more goddamned ego and status symbols?  Bout time we fixed that, don't you think?
You're against inequality, right?   You're a good liberal, and you hate that shiat?    Especially since all those golfers probably made their money in some predatory capitalistic bullshiat that hurt a lot of people.  But hey, you still vote Democratic.

It's the attitude.  It's the sight of all those golf courses, all those big farking air-conditioned houses where it's 120 degrees, it's the green lawns and the Mexican gardeners and the expanding rich people hangouts that lets everybody know that none of those people actually give a fark about water, or people's rights, or living in a way that will allow all of us to live.   You're the guy walking across the golf course while snottily informing your friends, "You know, this golf course is watered entirely by reclaimed river water, and thus has no impact on our water problems."

WRONG, people who don't understand biology.  But you guys don't give a fark anyway--you just say that stuff.  Most of you, you made dirty money for your entire lives, you never minded, you never minded spending it, and you don't care what happens to people or places now.  You GOT your condo in Arizona on the golf course.

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2023-02-01 1:09:54 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: nbt: People can move.  Farms can't.

Sure they can. Stop planting in desert, start planting where it rains. Bingo, farm has moved.


It's a lot easier to move water to a place with year-round growing seasons than it is to move a place with year-round growing seasons to water.
 
2023-02-01 1:31:46 PM  

BMulligan: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: nbt: People can move.  Farms can't.

Sure they can. Stop planting in desert, start planting where it rains. Bingo, farm has moved.

It's a lot easier to move water to a place with year-round growing seasons than it is to move a place with year-round growing seasons to water.


You mean a greenhouse?

It's also a lot easier to grow more crops in other places they are grown then it is to move water to a place there is none. Nothing commerically grown in Arizona is exclusive to Arizona. You dont need a year round growing season to grow cotton or alfalfa. People grew them long before Arizona was settled.

What is comes down to is:
a) make a few commercial agricultural companies suffer reduced profit margins by forcing them to grow in more suitable climates with slightly lower yields
vs
b) force millions of people to incur billions in relocation costs to move. It's a lot cheaper to move one farm buildings and a few combines than it is to move 30,000 people, build them new houses, build new schools, and new infrastructure in a different location

The permanent drought comes with a cost. The size of that cost and who pays is up to us. We're not required to mindlessly obey the stupid decisions of long dead idiots who came up with the water allocation schemes that the farmers exploit.

Cargill will just have to deal with growing somewhere that has 5 hay cuttings a year instead of 7. My heart bleeds for their plight
 
2023-02-01 2:20:58 PM  

huma474: wademh: I have a suggestion for saving water.
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They're all watered with shart water, reclaimed water is the primary source for golf courses.


It should probably be returned to the river for downstream use though.
 
2023-02-01 3:50:13 PM  

ohioman: I lived in Phoenix, water is treated as if its a never ending supply:
1. every other apartment complex has a golf course as part if its property.
2. many home owners insist on having grass lawns
3. developers created man made "lakes" in Tempe, Chandler, and other  cities
4. the people of scottsdale were smart enough to vote down developers creating a Venice style "canals of old town scottsdale"
5. flying over Phoenix gives you an idea if how many homes have swimming pools
6. so many large water fountains at malls, shopping centers etc

a good look into California and Nevada would reveal similar issues. The entire south west should take a long look at their water consumption


All of the above are real problems.  But also, all of the above added together account for only a small fraction of Arizona's water usage.  75% of it is agriculture, and it ought to be at the top of your list, not left off entirely.

There are corn fields around Phoenix, for fark's sake.

And on #3, it's worth pointing out that some (not all) of the "lakes" you're referring to are groundwater recharge facilities for filtering reclaimed water and putting it back into the aquifer, which are helping rather than hurting.  Tempe Town Lake is just weird, though.

But yes, definitely restrict lawns and fountains and all the other stupid wasteful things we do here... but the only way we're going to see big reductions is to go after the biggest use, because farming absolutely dwarfs every other water use put together.
 
2023-02-01 3:52:17 PM  

Dinjiin: Incog_Neeto: That's fine, Arizona can stop sending Power to California.

California utilities own about a quarter of the Palo Verde nuclear station, so stopping that electricity would result in a giant sueball.

As for other power stations, you're assuming that power companies owned by billionaires would give a flying fark and would be willing to miss out on a dollar of profit.


Also of note: Palo Verde uses reclaimed sewer water for its cooling towers.

Without fresh water Arizona might have to use 1/4 of that for other things. ;)
 
2023-02-01 5:22:28 PM  

adamatari: The biggest problem is too much water for agriculture and a lot of that is alfalfa for cows. Agriculture is gonna have to take a hit. Yes, we need food... but if there isn't any water you can't grow anything. The entire water rights system is full of backwards incentives and so farmers grow alfalfa which sucks up all the water so they can keep their water rights.

Most of the cows are raised in places like Florida, the entire west is a small fraction. There is no reason to grow so much alfalfa in a bunch of dry states.


You can ranch cattle on the native species out here. There's a couple places where grass grows naturally, sure--but cattle will eat most native plants pretty happily and be content. I'm not sure if you can ranch as many cattle at once, but you can get a decent amount in a herd.

/I've seen people doing it. Cattle and horses eat up the native plants happily. Apparently they're tasty.
 
2023-02-01 5:25:48 PM  

It'sMorphin'Time: adamatari: The biggest problem is too much water for agriculture and a lot of that is alfalfa for cows. Agriculture is gonna have to take a hit. Yes, we need food... but if there isn't any water you can't grow anything. The entire water rights system is full of backwards incentives and so farmers grow alfalfa which sucks up all the water so they can keep their water rights.

Most of the cows are raised in places like Florida, the entire west is a small fraction. There is no reason to grow so much alfalfa in a bunch of dry states.

You can ranch cattle on the native species out here. There's a couple places where grass grows naturally, sure--but cattle will eat most native plants pretty happily and be content. I'm not sure if you can ranch as many cattle at once, but you can get a decent amount in a herd.

/I've seen people doing it. Cattle and horses eat up the native plants happily. Apparently they're tasty.


Poetic justice would be California forced to raise Texas Longhorns due to lack of water.
 
2023-02-01 5:36:57 PM  

Obscene_CNN: Dinjiin: Incog_Neeto: That's fine, Arizona can stop sending Power to California.

California utilities own about a quarter of the Palo Verde nuclear station, so stopping that electricity would result in a giant sueball.

As for other power stations, you're assuming that power companies owned by billionaires would give a flying fark and would be willing to miss out on a dollar of profit.

Also of note: Palo Verde uses reclaimed sewer water for its cooling towers.

Without fresh water Arizona might have to use 1/4 of that for other things. ;)


I read at one point that they're working with Sandia on using dry cooling (supercritical CO2, I think) at Palo Verde, although not exclusively-- still, any portion of the heat they can dump via something besides water evap means less water wasted.  Even the poop-water is going to get more expensive.  If it gets expensive enough, suddenly dry cooling makes economic sense as a replacement.
 
2023-02-01 6:45:41 PM  

cryinoutloud: desertfool: wademh: I have a suggestion for saving water.
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Most courses use effluent, non-potable water in Arizona. Ones that don't should be converted.

You guys always make this sort of argument.  I bet, with my background, I could find many many uses for sewage water and grey water that would have nothing to with golf courses, and would serve a useful, restorative, efficient way of getting more water into the ecosystem.  It would work better, with no fertilizers, no dyes, and no farking fat old Boomer assholes and Millennnials all over the dyed golf course saying, "Well yeah, of course MY golf is not a problem.  We use recycled water."
No  . I would use recycled water, and it would work, and it would go back into the natural world, and help with things.  And I'm not even really qualified to do that shiat.  I could do it.  Because I know how the natural world works, and you don't.  And the golf courses would be gone, along with all those cows.

what are you helping with your rationalizations?  NOTHING.  Nothing but promoting your wasteful. stupid lifestyle.  Everyone knows that golfing is supposed to be a sign of status and leisure--look at all those proles driving by, watching you stroll by on the sewage course, and they are so envious! What have you contributed to the world, except more of your more goddamned ego and status symbols?  Bout time we fixed that, don't you think?
You're against inequality, right?   You're a good liberal, and you hate that shiat?    Especially since all those golfers probably made their money in some predatory capitalistic bullshiat that hurt a lot of people.  But hey, you still vote Democratic.

It's the attitude.  It's the sight of all those golf courses, all those big farking air-conditioned houses where it's 120 degrees, it's the green lawns and the Mexican gardeners and the expanding rich people hangouts that lets everybody know that none of those people actually give a fark about water, or people's right ...


I said it as someone who is looking out across my frozen, snow covered lawn who is no longer a resident of the desert. I'm not sure what caused this outrage, but well....

Username checks out.
 
2023-02-01 10:06:00 PM  

ohioman: I lived in Phoenix, water is treated as if its a never ending supply:
1. every other apartment complex has a golf course as part if its property.
2. many home owners insist on having grass lawns
3. developers created man made "lakes" in Tempe, Chandler, and other  cities
4. the people of scottsdale were smart enough to vote down developers creating a Venice style "canals of old town scottsdale"
5. flying over Phoenix gives you an idea if how many homes have swimming pools
6. so many large water fountains at malls, shopping centers etc

a good look into California and Nevada would reveal similar issues. The entire south west should take a long look at their water consumption


The greenest, lushest lawn I have ever seen was in Phoenix. Someone with water rights periodically flooded their property to water the grass, as though it were a rice paddy.
The property was alongside an irrigation canal, which itself seemed ridiculous because it must have lost so much of it's volume to evaporation in the intense heat. Why not use pipelines?
Meanwhile, the tap water at the house where I was staying was so salty I had to put bottled water in the cat's bowl.
 
2023-02-02 3:46:33 AM  

adamatari: Most of the cows are raised in places like Florida, the entire west is a small fraction.


Is this meant to be a serious statement? Cattle, in Florida?
 
2023-02-02 6:38:42 AM  

Oreamnos: Is this meant to be a serious statement? Cattle, in Florida?


As a beef producer, FL isnt too bad. They rank 10th, nationwide. Montana is 7th. Wyoming is 14th, California is 16th.

Tejas is, of course, number 1.
 
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