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(Fox 10 Phoenix)   Phortunate Phrogger phinds Phoenix, phosters phun phinagling phreely phrom phast, phlustered phreeway phliers   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Road transport, Truck, Traffic, Injury, Road, Person, Dashcam, Semi-trailer truck  
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1624 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2023 at 3:05 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2023-01-31 11:46:32 PM  
2023-01-31 11:56:45 PM  
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They said that on Fark, no one knows your a dog.
2023-02-01 2:01:24 AM  
2023-02-01 2:35:26 AM  
The phark is this headline?
2023-02-01 3:18:07 AM  
Phrogger tik too challenge
2023-02-01 3:22:51 AM  
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2023-02-01 3:23:22 AM  

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They said that on Fark, no one knows your a dog.

*shakes tiny paw*
2023-02-01 3:30:14 AM  
2023-02-01 4:23:27 AM  

2023-02-01 4:26:59 AM  
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2023-02-01 4:29:06 AM  
I usually tell people to "go play in traffic" as a dismissive insult. I didn't think anyone would take it literally.
2023-02-01 5:44:24 AM  
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2023-02-01 7:16:04 AM  
And I thought I would be the first...
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2023-02-01 7:23:38 AM  
Not that different than the experience of crossing the street -- that's not a freeway -- in Phoenix.  When I lived there, I was directly across the street from some shops.  Things you'd use regularly like a grocery store, liquor store, drug store, and a couple fast foot places.  Despite being a city-level street, it was 6 lanes of traffic going close to 50mph (35 speed limit + speeding) to cross to get there.  Walking up to the intersection and crossing with the light wasn't much better because there was a turn light the same time as your walk light and everyone would just drive through it, along with the right on red drivers going the other way.

It was farking like 150m to get to the store and it ended up being faster and definitely safer to just get in my car and drive over there.
2023-02-01 7:50:34 AM  
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"I'll allow it."
2023-02-01 8:32:12 AM  
You could have had the same alliteration effect by simply spelling Phoenix with an eph.
2023-02-01 8:33:50 AM  
"a couple fast foot places"

So, like a sneaker store or something?
2023-02-01 8:49:50 AM  

Trik: And I thought I would be the first...
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This dog should be voiced by David Mitchell.
2023-02-01 12:23:00 PM  
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"Oh well. Maybe next time."
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