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Original [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 10:09:42 PM  
Original Tweet:
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 10:21:45 PM  
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HawgWild [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:25:59 PM  
That man is lethal, LETHAL, against non-moving objects right in front of him.
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 10:29:55 PM  

HawgWild: That man is lethal, LETHAL, against non-moving objects right in front of him.


i dunno. some of those over the shoulder wild shots could potentially be lethal to birds.
 
Sub Human [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:31:52 PM  
That was not impressive.


Perhaps I have unrealistic expectations due to a diet of action movies.

Is this what real special forces dudes training looks like?
 
Demetrius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:36:22 PM  
Looking to get into the Future Darwin Award winners of 'Murica club.
 
MrBallou [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:37:02 PM  
Our hero was in training for years, years, for the day his unique skills would be called on to make an embarrassing video backed by cheesy music depicting the idiocy of training for years, years, for some imaginary battle against manikins he set up himself.

Thank God Above that we are blessed with such a hero.
 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:42:52 PM  
While you were out dancing and partying, he was studying the American Cheese Food slice.
 
dr_blasto [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:58:56 PM  

khitsicker: HawgWild: That man is lethal, LETHAL, against non-moving objects right in front of him.

i dunno. some of those over the shoulder wild shots could potentially be lethal to birds.


And people the next block over
 
grokca [TotalFark] [SwearJar]
2023-01-31 11:05:27 PM  
Jeez God, that's a shitty plan.
 
Bootleg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:07:44 PM  
How many times did he actually shoot himself practicing to get to this level?
 
I-K-Rumba [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:12:54 PM  
Granted he is shooting blanks but at that close range even a blank can cause massive damage. Using his left hand to fire his hand gun while swinging his knives around with his right hand I really expected him to blast himself in the right upper arm. And then there are the several wild shots into the air. And then trying to find his next ammo clip.....several mannequins almost took him down.

Oh, and I would like him to know, his penis is still way smaller than average. It's just we all know it now.
 
Redh8t [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:29:49 PM  

I-K-Rumba: Granted he is shooting blanks but at that close range even a blank can cause massive damage. Using his left hand to fire his hand gun while swinging his knives around with his right hand I really expected him to blast himself in the right upper arm. And then there are the several wild shots into the air. And then trying to find his next ammo clip.....several mannequins almost took him down.

Oh, and I would like him to know, his penis is still way smaller than average. It's just we all know it now.


He's not using blanks, those are airsoft guns. About two seconds before the video ends you see a malfunction that releases the gas around his hand.
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 12:05:50 AM  
No tree punching?
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 12:21:44 AM  

IgG4: No tree punching?


He's not LIT enough, brah.  That shiat was bangin'!
 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 3:20:30 AM  

IgG4: No tree punching?


My buddy punched a tree once.

Of course, he was tripping balls at that time, and the tree did insult his mother.
 
Boudyro [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:51:27 AM  
That guy is super impressive these silly libs don't stand a chance against his power and skill.
Keanu Reeves Training with Taran for John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
Youtube Xii9_oWQ7HY
 
Redh8t [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 5:25:00 AM  
Everyone needs to take a step back, and appreciate proper gun handling.
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Close your eyes and pull the trigger.
May the force be with you...


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No reason for this one.
She just melts my butter.
 
DoBeDoBeDo [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 5:41:05 AM  
I love the upper right vid.  Almost stabs himself flipping his knife, then trues to do the "fire behind head" move but isn't flexible enough so just blindly shoots into the air about 50 feet over everything.  Truly a master of combat.
 
August11 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 5:49:17 AM  
How many times did he muzzle himself?
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:15:18 AM  
Lol wtf

Why is he stabbing Bob? Why is Bob naked? You really need to dress him up. Put a hat on him so when you punch his jaw the hat goes flying.

5 mins of giving Bob the business is great cardio, but that guy is probably going to shoot himself or worse someone else.
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 6:16:52 AM  
I love how in the first seconds his right arm passes in front of the muzzle of his gun as he's slashing with his knife. I see he gets his finger off the trigger, but I suspect that in an actual fight like that, he'd shoot his own arm.

Assuming his opponents weren't already incapacitated by laughter.
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-02-01 6:18:19 AM  
Wat the hell did I just see?

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Gleeman [BareFark]
2023-02-01 6:18:56 AM  
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Archie Goodwin
2023-02-01 6:22:57 AM  

Sub Human: That was not impressive.


Perhaps I have unrealistic expectations due to a diet of action movies.

Is this what real special forces dudes training looks like?


Very special forces.
 
Cajnik [OhFark]
2023-02-01 6:24:21 AM  
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This was my favorite part, the stray at a 45° angle
 
neofonz
2023-02-01 6:29:25 AM  
I had wondered what happened to the Star Wars kid.
 
The Envoy
2023-02-01 6:31:50 AM  

Boudyro: That guy is super impressive these silly libs don't stand a chance against his power and skill.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Xii9_oWQ7HY]


They would run a timed course and Halle Berry was always the fastest.

BUT, is he mowing down KID-SIZED targets at the 43 second mark?!
 
Nimbull
2023-02-01 6:36:45 AM  

Cajnik: [Fark user image 425x458]
This was my favorite part, the stray at a 45° angle


I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that.
 
broadwayLamb [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 6:37:11 AM  
I didn't watch the whole video (ain't nobody got time fo dat) but I honestly thought it was probably satire. Maybe?
 
MorningBreath [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:41:55 AM  
Wow, that was pathetic. He was so bad the dummy behind him almost got him.
 
tembaarmswide [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:43:30 AM  

Redh8t: Everyone needs to take a step back, and appreciate proper gun handling.
[Fark user image 425x293] [View Full Size image _x_]
Close your eyes and pull the trigger.
May the force be with you...


[Fark user image 425x264]
No reason for this one.
She just melts my butter.


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Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:47:52 AM  
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smokewon
2023-02-01 6:48:50 AM  
What is the ratio of random to not random shots there?
 
tembaarmswide [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:49:26 AM  

Sexy Jesus: [Fark user image 425x425] [View Full Size image _x_]


tactical thong of power has which stats again?
 
Turbo Cojones
2023-02-01 6:50:24 AM  

The Envoy: Boudyro: That guy is super impressive these silly libs don't stand a chance against his power and skill.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Xii9_oWQ7HY]

They would run a timed course and Halle Berry was always the fastest.

BUT, is he mowing down KID-SIZED targets at the 43 second mark?!


Flubbed the reload.
 
SecondaryControl [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:51:29 AM  
...this is god's plan

So say the lyrics.

/Everything is your god's plan
//Having to announce it seems to indicate some level of uncertainty
///Also seems to be one cut away from that Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark scene.  You know the one.
 
The Envoy
2023-02-01 6:52:42 AM  

Turbo Cojones: The Envoy: Boudyro: That guy is super impressive these silly libs don't stand a chance against his power and skill.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Xii9_oWQ7HY]

They would run a timed course and Halle Berry was always the fastest.

BUT, is he mowing down KID-SIZED targets at the 43 second mark?!

Flubbed the reload.


So he should have been mowing down the kid-sized targets at the 41-second mark?
 
ansius
2023-02-01 6:53:38 AM  
We're from the internet vibes.

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Rapmaster2000
2023-02-01 6:54:58 AM  
Works perfectly as long as you adversaries  are strategically placed and don't move.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:56:54 AM  
Holy fark, Im gonna turn this into a whole new nationwide crossfire fad. This will SELL.
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:57:12 AM  
*crossfit  is word you POS
 
Wessoman
2023-02-01 6:59:32 AM  
Laugh all you want to, but these are the exact tactical skills that you would need to force your way through a crowd of retirees standing around the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 7:02:31 AM  

ansius: We're from the internet vibes.

[hollywoodreporter.com image 850x478]


First thing I thought of
 
Smoking GNU
2023-02-01 7:02:51 AM  
He's one of those idiots that insisted on pointing their loaded handguns, with safeties off and finger on the trigger, point blank at their own crotch to "Own Teh Libz!!!" a few years back, isn't he?
 
Redh8t [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:03:57 AM  

tembaarmswide: Redh8t: Everyone needs to take a step back, and appreciate proper gun handling.
[Fark user image 425x293] [View Full Size image _x_]
Close your eyes and pull the trigger.
May the force be with you...


[Fark user image 425x264]
No reason for this one.
She just melts my butter.

[Fark user image image 350x274]


Raerae picked a weird f*cking alt...
 
The Envoy
2023-02-01 7:05:21 AM  

born_yesterday: *crossfit  is word you POS


Crossfire really works though, and crossfit is taken.
 
The Envoy
2023-02-01 7:06:26 AM  

ansius: We're from the internet vibes.

[hollywoodreporter.com image 850x478]


This is tactically smart.  Send in the fat one so the guys behind have some cover.
 
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 7:07:44 AM  

born_yesterday: *crossfit  is word you POS


TBH "crossfire"  fits better here.
 
Redh8t [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:08:30 AM  

Sexy Jesus: [Fark user image image 425x425]


That does it!
Now I want pancakes.
 
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