"The empty building where the monkeys were found was recently broken into and filled with wild animals, according to a nearby church that owned the property and planned to use it as a youth center."

i know this is just a sordid POS willing to cause great harm to animals for money by selling them as pets to the dumbest motherfarkers on the planet. i hope everyone involved gets caught and made as miserable as they were willing to make the innocent creatures.
but.
i wish this line was the start of a children's story, or maybe something from Tom Robbins. in a better world, the possibilities are, what i believe is largely referred to as, "zany"