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(WUSA9)   I saw this once in the news about a January 6 rioter named SPEED who was on probation, but SPEED kept praising Adolf Hitler, and then SPEED illegally possessed some silencers. I think the story was called, "Your bond is now revoked"   (wusa9.com) divider line
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little big man [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 9:58:18 PM  
Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 9:59:22 PM  
Sounds like it would be more economical to lock his ass up.
Forever
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:10:23 PM  
Was it really him or were Spritle and Chim Chim hiding in the trunk of the Mach 5 again? And just what the heck is going on with Trixie and Racer-X anyway?
 
eurotrader [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:10:37 PM  

vudukungfu: Sounds like it would be more economical to lock his ass up.
Forever


Are you saying the economic positive would involve the sale by the government of seized noise suppressors and weapons to legally allowed purchasers?

Very few people have a legitimate need to own a sound suppression for a firearm. Granted I believe less legal possession of firearms in public spaces means less use and deaths but that is based on empirical evidence and not special magical thinking. Not Anti gun just anti guns everywhere all the time.
 
little big man [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 10:11:15 PM  
In case you're not a Simpsons fan:
The Simpsons - The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
Youtube DIrIvKKT_nk
 
Nintenfreak [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 10:18:06 PM  
Man this is gonna suck for him.  They classically hate nazis in prison
 
mrshowrules [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:35:39 PM  
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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 10:50:56 PM  

eurotrader: vudukungfu: Sounds like it would be more economical to lock his ass up.
Forever

Are you saying the economic positive would involve the sale by the government of seized noise suppressors and weapons to legally allowed purchasers?

Very few people have a legitimate need to own a sound suppression for a firearm. Granted I believe less legal possession of firearms in public spaces means less use and deaths but that is based on empirical evidence and not special magical thinking. Not Anti gun just anti guns everywhere all the time.


No
I'm saying the cost of putting him in the revolving doors of a ANGH criminal justice system is greater than the cost of putting him where he will be shived in the shower for being a farking wiseass in three years tops.
 
eurotrader [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:53:20 PM  

vudukungfu: eurotrader: vudukungfu: Sounds like it would be more economical to lock his ass up.
Forever

Are you saying the economic positive would involve the sale by the government of seized noise suppressors and weapons to legally allowed purchasers?

Very few people have a legitimate need to own a sound suppression for a firearm. Granted I believe less legal possession of firearms in public spaces means less use and deaths but that is based on empirical evidence and not special magical thinking. Not Anti gun just anti guns everywhere all the time.

No
I'm saying the cost of putting him in the revolving doors of a ANGH criminal justice system is greater than the cost of putting him where he will be shived in the shower for being a farking wiseass in three years tops.


Fair enough.
 
wademh
2023-02-01 3:31:06 AM  
The same people who like to call these folks "Patriots" want schools to teach "patriotism".
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 3:38:33 AM  
But he's totally a Good Citizen who has no ill intentions toward anyone in America (as he understands America)
 
HighOnCraic
2023-02-01 3:44:56 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Was it really him or were Spritle and Chim Chim hiding in the trunk of the Mach 5 again? And just what the heck is going on with Trixie and Racer-X anyway?


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ProdigalSigh [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 3:46:10 AM  

little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.


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Rage Against the Thorazine [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 3:46:50 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Was it really him or were Spritle and Chim Chim hiding in the trunk of the Mach 5 again? And just what the heck is going on with Trixie and Racer-X anyway?


Speed Racist
 
Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle
2023-02-01 3:52:23 AM  

little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.


Sounds like the lead character in a particularly bad Steven Seagal movie.
 
Arumat
2023-02-01 3:54:29 AM  

Gyrfalcon: But he's totally a Good Citizen who has no ill intentions toward anyone in America (as he understands America)


Something like this?

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wademh
2023-02-01 3:55:39 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.

Sounds like the lead character in a particularly bad Steven Seagal movie.


You'll need to be more specific.
 
Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle
2023-02-01 4:08:07 AM  

wademh: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.

Sounds like the lead character in a particularly bad Steven Seagal movie.

You'll need to be more specific.


Patriotic American Sniper In Russia 6: I Gave Up Even Trying To Pretend I'm Not Way Too Old For This Shiat About Three Or Four Sequels Ago
 
dbirchall [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:08:47 AM  
FTFA: Speed is a petty officer first class in the U.S. Naval Reserves assigned to the Naval Warfare Space Field Activity at the National Reconnaissance Office in Chantilly, Virginia. Speed is also employed as a software developer for a Vienna, Virginia, company that conducts advanced analytics for the Department of Defense.

I see some present-tense verbs in there that I think are now past-tense.  Probably permanently past-tense.
 
MarciusDecimus
2023-02-01 4:32:15 AM  
What a petty excuse for an officer.
 
Thosw [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 4:36:33 AM  
"Your Honor, I love this country sooooo much..."
 
vrax [BareFark]
2023-02-01 4:39:36 AM  
Home detention?  How is this farkwit not in jail awaiting trial?!
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 4:51:59 AM  
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The department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms sounds like a great party, but it's not. I don't see any department of cars, and cars kill plenty of people every day.

/Transportation is not cars and they won't shoot your dog
 
Sexy Jesus
2023-02-01 5:14:47 AM  
Getting caught with them wasn't enough for having his pre trial release revoked. Admitting to planning and preparing to follow in the footsteps of domestic terrorists was not enough.  Not until he is convicted and there is no wiggle room left for the judge is his pre trial revoked. Looks up Judge McFadden.  Trump judge. Checks out.
 
DoctorCal
2023-02-01 5:24:28 AM  
I'm kind of enjoying the image of ammosexuals having fatal strokes seeing the word 'silencer' so many times.

Also: SPEED. Rope. Some assembly required.
 
AnotherAussiefarker
2023-02-01 5:26:12 AM  

wademh: The same people who like to call these folks "Patriots" want schools to teach "patriotism".


All patriots are assholes.
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-02-01 5:58:14 AM  
If you have to overtly state you are a "Patriot"....You aren't...
 
hlehmann
2023-02-01 6:06:43 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.

Sounds like the lead character in a particularly bad Steven Seagal movie.


Is there any other kind of Steven Seagal movie?
 
LowbrowDeluxe
2023-02-01 6:21:28 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: fragMasterFlash: Was it really him or were Spritle and Chim Chim hiding in the trunk of the Mach 5 again? And just what the heck is going on with Trixie and Racer-X anyway?

Speed Racist


Speed Racist - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
Youtube mZAiLTsvzbI
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 6:24:16 AM  
He had $50k available to "panic buy" a bunch of illegal firearms accessories? I wish I had $50k available to "panic buy" a bunch of camera stuff I don't need.
 
The Envoy
2023-02-01 6:51:40 AM  

AnotherAussiefarker: wademh: The same people who like to call these folks "Patriots" want schools to teach "patriotism".

All patriots are assholes.


Disagree.  There are actual patriots from sane countries.  It's American people who loudly claim that they are "Patriots!" that are all nazi scum.
 
twonky [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 6:51:45 AM  

hlehmann: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.

Sounds like the lead character in a particularly bad Steven Seagal movie.

Is there any other kind of Steven Seagal movie?


There's that one where he dies at the start
 
Halfabee64 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 7:00:20 AM  

little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.


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The Envoy
2023-02-01 7:08:32 AM  

twonky: hlehmann: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.

Sounds like the lead character in a particularly bad Steven Seagal movie.

Is there any other kind of Steven Seagal movie?

There's that one where he dies at the start


Executive Decision.  It's terrible.  You can take that to the bank...the blood bank.

/Yes, I'm mixing my Seagal films, but that quote is just amazing.
 
NathanAllen
2023-02-01 7:12:16 AM  
Obviously the punishment taught no lessons.

Lets go with bigger punishments.
 
ok boomin
2023-02-01 7:23:59 AM  
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ok boomin
2023-02-01 7:25:12 AM  
dammit
 
Vacation Bible School
2023-02-01 7:28:06 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Was it really him or were Spritle and Chim Chim hiding in the trunk of the Mach 5 again? And just what the heck is going on with Trixie and Racer-X anyway?


Alpha Team - Speed (Hardcore Mix)
Youtube teLUakK3pGY
 
qorkfiend [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 7:35:08 AM  

vudukungfu: Sounds like it would be more economical to lock his ass up.
Forever


Yeah, let's just start imprisoning people for life for no other reason than "it's cheaper than not imprisoning them".

This is definitely a reasonable position espoused by a rational person.
 
My Sober Alt
2023-02-01 7:50:22 AM  
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TWX
2023-02-01 8:03:11 AM  

dbirchall: FTFA: Speed is a petty officer first class in the U.S. Naval Reserves assigned to the Naval Warfare Space Field Activity at the National Reconnaissance Office in Chantilly, Virginia. Speed is also employed as a software developer for a Vienna, Virginia, company that conducts advanced analytics for the Department of Defense.

I see some present-tense verbs in there that I think are now past-tense.  Probably permanently past-tense.


Why isn't he in military custody?  His actions umdoubtedly violate his oath.
 
Marcos P
2023-02-01 8:20:47 AM  
Oh wow NOW people are realizing this?

Speed Racer is a Sociopath
Youtube 5W4qfMsJP1g
 
Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals
2023-02-01 8:24:49 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: /Transportation is not cars and they won't shoot your dog


But they will shoot the hostage.
 
Halfabee64 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:33:51 AM  

Marcos P: Oh wow NOW people are realizing this?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/5W4qfMsJP1g]


I love nostalgia but I'm not sure I could binge on these.  After discovering the Venture Bros, I bought the complete Johnny Quest.  Bandit was intolerable and the corny humor was just awful, so I stuck to my favorite episodes.  Spridle and Chim Chim would probably put me off after a few episodes.  How many times can they hide in the trunk before Speed checks the trunk every time?  Fool me once...
 
HighOnCraic
2023-02-01 9:04:42 AM  
I'm speed racer and I drive real fast
He's speed racer and he drives real fast
I drive real fast, I'm gonna last
 
Marcos P
2023-02-01 9:19:34 AM  

Halfabee64: Marcos P: Oh wow NOW people are realizing this?

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/5W4qfMsJP1g]

I love nostalgia but I'm not sure I could binge on these.  After discovering the Venture Bros, I bought the complete Johnny Quest.  Bandit was intolerable and the corny humor was just awful, so I stuck to my favorite episodes.  Spridle and Chim Chim would probably put me off after a few episodes.  How many times can they hide in the trunk before Speed checks the trunk every time?  Fool me once...


Oh there's no way I'm getting through classic Speed Racer in 2023 sober.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 11:41:20 AM  

dbirchall: FTFA: Speed is a petty officer first class in the U.S. Naval Reserves assigned to the Naval Warfare Space Field Activity at the National Reconnaissance Office in Chantilly, Virginia. Speed is also employed as a software developer for a Vienna, Virginia, company that conducts advanced analytics for the Department of Defense.

I see some present-tense verbs in there that I think are now past-tense.  Probably permanently past-tense.


I certainly hope so.
 
tekmo
2023-02-01 11:43:44 AM  
Yet another fine product of the United States military.
 
th0th [BareFark]
2023-02-01 12:01:51 PM  

ProdigalSigh: little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.

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Halfabee64 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 1:52:53 PM  

th0th: ProdigalSigh: little big man: Hatchet Speed sounds like a B-movie action star.

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