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(CNN)   DeSpicable ditches the racist dogwhistle, and fires up the WWII Chrysler V-8 powered 130 Db air raid siren, declares intent to ban college diversity and inclusion programs   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Education, Belief, Intersectionality, Higher education, Race (human categorization), University, University of Florida, Community  
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1798 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Feb 2023 at 6:53 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-01 2:27:39 AM  
This racist, homophobic fark is actually the worst thing Trump has ever produced. And we will very likely be our next President.
 
2023-02-01 5:45:49 AM  
One of DeSantis' new board members, Eddie Speir, wrote in an online post that he planned to propose in that meeting "terminating all contracts for faculty, staff and administration" of the school, "and immediately rehiring those faculty, staff and administration who fit in the new financial and business model."

Nazis gotta Nazi
 
2023-02-01 6:58:48 AM  
First, they came for the Communists.
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist.

Then, they came for the Socialists.
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then, they came for the trade unionists.
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then, they came for the Jews.
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew.

Then, they came for me.
And there was no one left
To speak out for me.
 
2023-02-01 7:00:47 AM  
His polling numbers must have started to flag again. Time to generate some new outrage.
 
2023-02-01 7:02:37 AM  

August11: One of DeSantis' new board members, Eddie Speir, wrote in an online post that he planned to propose in that meeting "terminating all contracts for faculty, staff and administration" of the school, "and immediately rehiring those faculty, staff and administration who fit in the new financial and business model."

Nazis gotta Nazi


The party of limited government and personal responsibility trying to control every aspect of people's lives again.
 
2023-02-01 7:04:04 AM  
Sorry subby, but DeFascist isn't using anything made in Detroit, he's using a Luftwaffe Hörmann Warnsysteme.
 
2023-02-01 7:04:17 AM  
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2023-02-01 7:04:35 AM  
Kind of amusing that less than a century ago, he wouldn't have been considered white in the US
 
2023-02-01 7:08:21 AM  

Mugato: And we will very likely be our next President.


We are your president, your technological and biological distinctiveness will be elected to the highest office of our land, resistance is futile.
 
2023-02-01 7:09:17 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Kind of amusing that less than a century ago, he wouldn't have been considered white in the US


I'm sure he's not, to the MAGA base.  They'll celebrate his cruelty, but he'll never be one of them.
 
2023-02-01 7:09:55 AM  
Does he actually do anything other than this BS?
 
2023-02-01 7:10:29 AM  
Clearly Florida doesn't need federal funding any longer. Next we can wall them off.
 
2023-02-01 7:11:15 AM  
He does realize that Inclusion and Diversity also includes lessons on how to give conservative voices space in the conversation, right?

Me? I disagree with that since if you won't respect my voice then why listen to yours?
 
2023-02-01 7:13:24 AM  

Mugato: This racist, homophobic fark is actually the worst thing Trump has ever produced. And we will very likely be our next President.


I don't think he's got the Jus (French for juice or sauce) to beat a fully armed and operational Donny Twitter and Facebook account.

/ He's good... on paper. But, he is total vacuum when meeting donors.
 
2023-02-01 7:14:14 AM  
They want to do a genocide so bad.

They're plan is to bring back death penalties and make being a minority a crime.
Well, more than it already is. Blacks and Queers to the front, they'll get the rest of you later.

If this shiat doesn't get halted we will see atrocities.
 
2023-02-01 7:16:31 AM  

Alphax: Ragin' Asian: Kind of amusing that less than a century ago, he wouldn't have been considered white in the US

I'm sure he's not, to the MAGA base.  They'll celebrate his cruelty, but he'll never be one of them.


DeSantis is Italian. The WASPs were the white people worried that the Italians and Irish would take over and America would no longer be a white country. Then they did take over and nobody learned their lesson so now the Italians and Irish are the white people worried that the country will be taken over by non-white like Hispanics. But Hispanics are already being accepted as white by some white power groups. Soon enough Hispanics will be considered white and worry about being overtaken by Eastern Europeans or something. In other words, every wave of immigrants in America has contained flat out morons.
 
2023-02-01 7:16:49 AM  

Mugato: This racist, homophobic fark is actually the worst thing Trump has ever produced. And we will very likely be our next President.


Considering all the awful things Donnie Dipshiat has produced, that is saying something.

/Here's hoping the bastard will follow up on his threat to run 3rd-party
 
2023-02-01 7:17:55 AM  
Time for every high ranking minority student athlete to tell Florida schools to stick it up their ass.  You have to make it hurt any way you can.
 
2023-02-01 7:20:17 AM  
Oh Chrysler hemi air raid siren reference I have missed you.  I've been here far to long.
 
2023-02-01 7:20:28 AM  
Sure, America will be destroyed.  But for a brief time, many votes will be generated for bigoted, reactionary hatemongers.
 
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2023-02-01 7:22:08 AM  
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This guy would be so proud
 
2023-02-01 7:23:41 AM  
DeShort guy who's DeHungry for DeAttention so he can run for DePresident.
 
2023-02-01 7:24:21 AM  
Universities should be for useful education, not headquarters for partisan activists.
 
2023-02-01 7:26:11 AM  
Finally! Do you know how hard it is to be a white male in this country? I mean, we are the most persecuted group ever, of all time, throughout the universe.  I mean, look at all the great things we miss out on - we don't get to benefit from diversity/inclusion efforts which cut into our disproportionate representation in colleges and universities, we don't get to have abortions - hell, a lot of libby libs want to take away our right to deny them! It's horrible!  And we don't even get to enjoy those cool play fights/shootings with the cops unless we do a lot of meth (at least we still have meth!).

I'm glad we have DeSantis looking out for us, we need all the help we can get.
 
2023-02-01 7:26:14 AM  
Wonder what year it was when the girl he was courting left him for a well-hung black man.
It's one explanation for his level of saltiness.
 
2023-02-01 7:28:54 AM  
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2023-02-01 7:30:40 AM  

Mugato: This racist, homophobic fark is actually the worst thing Trump has ever produced. And we will very likely be our next President.


How about you don't concede defeat two years in advance?
 
2023-02-01 7:31:13 AM  
"We will only teach about white people in Florida!"
Why won't he say that out in the open?  Won't his troops like hearing it put that way?
 
2023-02-01 7:31:58 AM  
And "small-government conservatives" will continue seeing this as a legitimate use of power.
 
2023-02-01 7:32:59 AM  
Florida is not exactly packed with good colleges anyway, let's kill off the couple of decent ones we have and see how that works out?
 
2023-02-01 7:33:41 AM  

GoldSpider: And "small-government conservatives" will continue seeing this as a legitimate use of power.


Reducing waste in a government-funded program? Yes.
 
2023-02-01 7:35:34 AM  
Something something Title IX?
 
2023-02-01 7:36:47 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Universities should be for useful education, not headquarters for partisan activists.


It'll be entertaining when you "folks" discover all those diversity quotas are there to protect us white folks.

China has more honors students than we have students; little Becky 3.5 will be lucky to get into community college.

/yes, yes, for you, a poorly-educated populace is a feature, not a bug
 
2023-02-01 7:38:03 AM  

A snake wearing a sweater: Florida is not exactly packed with good colleges anyway, let's kill off the couple of decent ones we have and see how that works out?


The people of Florida are only going to care if a kid goes outta state for foosball, instead of the u or Florida state.
 
2023-02-01 7:39:45 AM  

ScrimBoy: Does he actually do anything other than this BS?


Why would he? This is exactly what he was elected to do; the people that voted for him are eating this up.

In the most horrible way possible, this is representative democracy. He truly represents the people that elected him.
 
2023-02-01 7:40:22 AM  
The really amazing thing is that even if DeSantis gets the Republican nomination, and if Hair Furor runs as a third party, Democrats will still find a way to lose the election.
 
2023-02-01 7:42:35 AM  

Discordulator: Something something Title IX?


I don't get it. I've said it before but even as some IT schmuck working in the corner it was constantly drilled into us that even accidentally jeopardizing their Title IX status was immediate grounds for termination. shiat, I watched a guy get fired in real time for just sorta arguing with one of the presenters during related training, and this was in farking Texas
 
2023-02-01 7:42:58 AM  

Wessoman: Sorry subby, but DeFascist isn't using anything made in Detroit, he's using a Luftwaffe Hörmann Warnsysteme.


The fascist were inspired by our own replacement theory, america first, eugenics garbage.
 
2023-02-01 7:43:07 AM  

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Don't malign the Neanderthal comparing it to Ron DeSantis. Recent studies have shown the Neanderthal people to be as technically capable as early Homo Sapiens and just as sociable despite their smaller population size, a fact that may have lead to complex cross-breeding with, and assimilation into, what we  now consider a modern human.

Ron DeSantis is just a piece of shiat with zero redeeming qualities.
 
2023-02-01 7:43:15 AM  
In a press release about the announced legislation, the governor's office called diversity, equity and inclusion programs "discriminatory" and vowed to prohibit universities from funding them, even if the source of the money isn't coming from the state.

There's that small, non-intrusive government that conservatives RWNJs like so much for everyone themselves only.
 
2023-02-01 7:44:12 AM  

efefvoC: ScrimBoy: Does he actually do anything other than this BS?

Why would he? This is exactly what he was elected to do; the people that voted for him are eating this up.

In the most horrible way possible, this is representative democracy. He truly represents the people that elected him.


Well, at least the people he was allowed to gerrymander into voting for him.  Democrats nominating spoiled milk didn't help much either.
 
2023-02-01 7:44:30 AM  

alechemist: A snake wearing a sweater: Florida is not exactly packed with good colleges anyway, let's kill off the couple of decent ones we have and see how that works out?

The people of Florida are only going to care if a kid goes outta state for foosball, instead of the u or Florida state.


Which will happen.
 
2023-02-01 7:44:33 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Wonder what year it was when the girl he was courting left him for a well-hung black man.
It's one explanation for his level of saltiness.


Actually, he's never forgiven Eddie Murphy for suggesting that it would be funny if Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton were gay.
 
2023-02-01 7:44:41 AM  
Seems like other, saner states should start passing rules at their State universities that a Florida diploma is not considered valid.
let Florida be Florida all by its lonesome. When the only jobs left are meth lab cook and gator wrassler, they can starve.
 
2023-02-01 7:44:57 AM  
The universities should hold the programs anyway, and ban DeathSantis from their campuses.
 
2023-02-01 7:45:16 AM  
If this keeps up, in 10 years Florida won't have an economy anymore.
 
2023-02-01 7:45:45 AM  
It's weird how much more power republicans have in leadership positions. Someone should look into that discrepancy.
 
2023-02-01 7:46:15 AM  
When is he going to grow a little square mustache?  It seems wrong hearing this stuff without it.
At least replace the two "s" 's in his last name with swastikas or something. Make it official.
 
2023-02-01 7:48:15 AM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: GoldSpider: And "small-government conservatives" will continue seeing this as a legitimate use of power.

Reducing waste in a government-funded program? Yes.


FTFA:  "Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said Tuesday that he intends to ban state universities from spending money on diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives in hopes that they will "wither on the vine" without funding."

So re: bolded part, lying.
 
2023-02-01 7:49:48 AM  
I'm curious about the completion rate of students admitted through inclusion and diversity programs, at least compared to similar students who didn't use the programs to get in.
 
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