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(Audacy)   Monkey-theft trifecta in play   (audacy.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Theft, Squirrel monkey, Monkey, Crime, Animal, Police, Police Chief Vance Olivier, Bronx Zoo  
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1080 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2023 at 7:05 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2023-02-01 7:13:46 AM  
Nuts
 
2023-02-01 7:18:55 AM  
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2023-02-01 7:22:27 AM  
Maybe a intelligent young man can capture them and get himself a pony and a new riffle
 
2023-02-01 7:25:50 AM  
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2023-02-01 7:31:57 AM  
"Monkey Stealer" is the name of my The Monkees cover band.
 
2023-02-01 7:49:24 AM  
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Either somebody is gonna remake this with monkeys or somebody from Hartlepool is having holidays in America
 
2023-02-01 7:52:46 AM  
If you want a monkey as a pet you got farking problems

*chucks poo*
 
2023-02-01 8:07:15 AM  
Wanted for questioning
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2023-02-01 8:11:13 AM  
Too Much Monkey Business
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2023-02-01 8:51:47 AM  
Stop saying, "theft."  We're not property, you speciest f*cks.
 
2023-02-01 9:02:05 AM  
That gonna be some delicious gumbo.
 
2023-02-01 9:04:06 AM  
How would you round those up unless they're already locked up in crates for the night?
 
2023-02-01 9:13:54 AM  
Monkeys, so hot right now.

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2023-02-01 9:32:29 AM  

morg: How would you round those up unless they're already locked up in crates for the night?


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2023-02-01 9:36:25 AM  
Them's good eating.
 
2023-02-01 9:37:56 AM  

foo monkey: Stop saying, "theft."  We're not property, you speciest f*cks.


So monkey knapped?
 
2023-02-01 9:42:51 AM  

bigdog1960: foo monkey: Stop saying, "theft."  We're not property, you speciest f*cks.

So monkey knapped?


We don't know the age of the taken monkeys, so I suggest abducted.
 
2023-02-01 10:03:16 AM  

foo monkey: Stop saying, "theft."  We're not property, you speciest f*cks.


You're legally chattel.   Killing you is a fine.
 
2023-02-01 10:24:47 AM  
12 monkeys!? fark, that's it, I'll be in my bunker.
 
2023-02-01 11:09:26 AM  
I bet squirrel monkey would make a tasty sauce piquant.

/go cook some rice
 
2023-02-01 9:36:05 PM  
Junior Wells - She Wants To Sell My Monkey
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Some great pictures of monkeys in this lol
 
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