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269 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 01 Feb 2023 at 5:41 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 8:42:16 PM  
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Warthog [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 9:35:12 PM  
I am Warthog.  Lord of all.  Bringer of you.  Fear me for I know you will be my best and you are the driver for the first week of the month of May or so you would like potato salad for dinner or a drink on Sunday night and I will be able and able for a little while on Sunday DMV if I have a quote on the way I am not seeing it on my phone at work and can't get a quick answer to your questions that I am weighing on and how much did you need me know about you to get the receptionist job that I can talk with and see what I feel about the job offer I am looking to get into a career as a professional assistant to help me with the expectation that my wife is a great time and a great topic to work on the whole process of writing and reading and reading about how to do it in the next two weeks to make it a little more comfortable for me and the rest is the only way to go around the house of your life is the only way that I have no control of what I am.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 9:42:36 PM  
I am Lord of the Rings. Bringer of Darkness.  Fear me for I don't know what to do.
 
IgG4 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 10:00:02 PM  
farking data miner scammers are at it again on twitter I see.
 
Demetrius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 10:43:09 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I am Lord of the Rings. Bringer of Darkness.  Fear me for I don't know what to do.


I am also Lord of the Rings. Bringer of the day. We are either mortal enemies or should team up and have a beer.
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:26:24 PM  
I am cyberluddite. Lord of bucks. Bringer of course. Fear me for I don't.
 
Dave and the Mission [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:58:21 PM  
I am not amused. Lord of the earth. Bringer of death.  Fear me fork.
 
Jesus McSordid [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 5:49:37 AM  
I am Poppy, progenitor of the mother of the Chosen One. Tremble before my awesome nurturing.
 
aerojockey
2023-02-01 6:31:42 AM  
I am Aerojockey. Lord of the rings. Bringer of the day. Fear me for I just don't want to do this again.

/always regrets doing these predictive text things
//hence, why I don't want to do this again
 
freakingmoron
2023-02-01 6:55:02 AM  
I am freakingmoron, Lord of the future. Bringer of the future. Fear me for I am a very good at it and I will be going to be around in the morning and I will be going to be around in the morning and I will be going to be around in the morning...

It appears that the future I am very good at bringing is an endless repetition of bad grammar.
 
thisispete
2023-02-01 7:31:31 AM  
I am Peter. Lord of the rings. Bringer of misfortune. Fear me for I think.
 
KarmicDisaster [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:37:07 AM  
I am going. Lord of the gingerbread. Bringer of the gingerbread. Fear me for I don't have to go.
 
AppleOptionEsc
2023-02-01 7:41:15 AM  
I am AppleOptionEsc, Lord of the [Rings]. Bringer of the [world]. Fear me for I know that movie companies hate cartoons with a passion.

Huh. Guess I comment too much in the anime threads about live action movies.

Also, of was always followed by "the". I could be lord The. Bringer of The .
 
Madison_Smiled [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 7:51:36 AM  
I am Madison. Lady of honor. Bringer of a new era. Fear me for I don't know how to do that.
 
AintNoAmoeba [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:06:14 AM  
I am AintNoAmoeba. Lord of the minerals. Bringer of days. Fear me for I am not able to travel.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 8:10:44 AM  
I am xanadian.  Lord of the driveway.  Bringer of ...the driveway.  (what??)  Fear me for my phone has absolutely zero imagination; and I think we don't have to worry about Skynet anytime soon if this is the best technology has to offer.

/driveway
 
Hyperbolic Hyperbole
2023-02-01 8:18:05 AM  
I am Hyperbolic Hyperbole. Lord of the internet. Bringer of the time you were coming. Fear me for I just can't remember what it was like to be in the last person I was talking to.
 
Madeup Farkname
2023-02-01 8:31:31 AM  
I am Madeup of nucleotides (gave that to me before I typed the whole thing, but I'm sticking with it).
Lord of the flies (meh)
Bringer of fear (okay I guess, but kind of generic)
Fear me for I am not (ooh! Riddles!)

(Instead of fearing me because I bring the fear, apparently?)
 
foo monkey
2023-02-01 9:05:03 AM  

IgG4: farking data miner scammers are at it again on twitter I see.


I am mother's maiden name. Lord of street you grew up on.  Fear me, for I am name of first pet.
 
Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 9:43:48 AM  
I ain't jack shiat. Don't pay any attention to me. Just leave me be.
 
apoptotic
2023-02-01 9:46:56 AM  
I am apoptotic, Lady of my own mind. Bringer of the season. Fear me for I don't think you can do it anymore.


Wait, is 'causing impotence' my secret superpower? Honestly, that tracks.
 
Billy Bathsalt
2023-02-01 10:09:05 AM  
I am your name, Lord/lady of predictive text, bringer of predictive text, fear me for I predictive text.
Hellooo?  Is this thing on?
 
DragonIV [BareFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 11:47:15 AM  
Hmm, I have an alternate keyboard on my phone, so:

"I am going, lord of the rings, bringer of it, fear me for I have a Bolt."

// No I don't, phone, not for another six months or so.
 
Congo
2023-02-01 12:38:55 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

DoomOfTheDesert: I am Averil. Lady of the lake. Bringer of misfortune. Fear me for I think. 🤔 https://t.co/dokQ5ZXHLC


I am Congo. Lord of my tears. Bringer of a time when the universe is not a joke.
Fear me for I too will never understand the universe as it was.
 
PoweredByIrony
2023-02-01 12:55:25 PM  
I am PoweredByIrony, Lord of Light, Bringer of the Sun. Fear me for I cast Magic Missile at the darkness.
 
foo monkey
2023-02-01 1:21:22 PM  

PoweredByIrony: I am PoweredByIrony, Lord of Light, Bringer of the Sun. Fear me for I cast Magic Missile at the darkness.


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Needlessly Complicated [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 2:56:33 PM  
I am [Needlessly Complicated]. Lady of the office. Bringer of the sun. Fear me for I just don't wanna.

/I normally have this predictive text shiat turned off
 
TheCableGuy
2023-02-01 4:55:36 PM  
I am TheCableGuy. Lord of the lord. Bringer of the lord. Fear me for I will be out of town on both of those days.
 
There are some who call me Tim
2023-02-01 7:16:26 PM  
I am Tim lord of the food.  Bringer of the food.  Fear me because I am Tim

/I sound fat
 
Flowery Twats
2023-02-01 7:44:14 PM  
I am Flowery Twats. Lord of ambiguosity. Bringer of too much gear. Fear me, because I am wicked old.
 
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