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(Local10 WPLG)   Florida man in domestic dispute not sure if he wants to channel Ozzie or Alice. Although I don't recall Mr. Cooper actually biting the head off of anything   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Report, Snake, Arrest, Police, Ball python, Animal, Prison, Apartment  
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1826 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2023 at 1:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2023-02-01 1:07:30 AM  
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2023-02-01 1:10:29 AM  
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2023-02-01 1:13:54 AM  
He's in Florida. Aren't  they supposed to kill pythons?
2023-02-01 1:15:47 AM  
That guy definitely Barks at the Moon!
2023-02-01 1:16:46 AM  
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2023-02-01 1:17:34 AM  

Spartapuss: He's in Florida. Aren't  they supposed to kill pythons?

He got arrested and a bounty from the state, so all in all his day evened out.
2023-02-01 1:48:40 AM  
I thought the headline was going to say "Ozzie and Harriet." Then I realized that the Nelsons never bit the head off an animal before. Well, maybe their kids did.
2023-02-01 2:11:26 AM  
Ball Pythons appear to be legal in Floriderp, at least according to their own site.

/They have a maximum length of 5' and would just end up as a snack in the wild.
Or the home, if this guy's around.
2023-02-01 2:14:41 AM  
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2023-02-01 2:35:57 AM  
Ozzie? Alice?
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2023-02-01 2:59:10 AM  
Ch ch ch ch
2023-02-01 3:50:44 AM  
Cooper hasn't,to best of my knowledge, bitten the head off anything.....but, he will Bite Your Face Off.
2023-02-01 4:43:09 AM  
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2023-02-01 4:55:47 AM  
At least he didn't bite the head off an Alabama black snake.
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2023-02-01 7:07:14 AM  
Used to be called Soggy Bay before prices went uo.
2023-02-01 7:07:44 AM  
2023-02-01 10:14:37 AM  
Why wouldn't you want to live with a guy like that!?
2023-02-01 10:47:40 AM  
Kind of a shame animal cruelty is only a fine.
2023-02-01 12:01:20 PM  
Perhaps she considered it an emotional support animal and he thought it was being too clingy. Jealousy rears its ugly head.
2023-02-01 3:38:28 PM  
Awfully smug expression from someone doing something so stupid.
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