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(Twitter)   The Treasonous Testudine that put BeerBro and Aunt Lydia in SCOTUS is unhappy that Biden's judicial picks are not of "the finest legal minds our country has to offer"   (twitter.com) divider line
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3631 clicks; posted to Politics » on 31 Jan 2023 at 6:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:43:13 PM  
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wearsmanyhats [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:24:21 PM  
Unfortunately, the American people got partisan hacks instead.
 
Nah'mean [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 5:30:46 PM  
Get a load of this farking guy! I know it's all a big game to him, but still I marvel at his ability to say things like this with a straight face.
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:34:22 PM  
Bite me, Mitch.

By the way to all those claiming Baby Boomers caused our current political situation here in the USA, Mitch is from the Silent Generation. He was  born in 1942.
 
leviosaurus [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:38:17 PM  
Shut the f$ck up, McConnell, you cawk.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:38:52 PM  
"...I mean, if they can't be bought by my friends, how fine of a legal mind can they have? Ethics are for chumps."
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:42:54 PM  

AirForceVet: Bite me, Mitch.

By the way to all those claiming Baby Boomers caused our current political situation here in the USA, Mitch is from the Silent Generation. He was  born in 1942.


I demand his long-form birth certificate.

Which we won't ever see, because turtles are hatched and is also why the GQP has a hard time with abortion and fetuses and when life actually starts.
 
Zombie DJ
2023-01-31 6:07:11 PM  
I thought turtles just said Cowabunga
 
olorin604
2023-01-31 6:07:52 PM  
Damn that Biden for appointing anyone with the federalist society stamp of approval
 
Alaskan Yoda [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:09:10 PM  
And the treason turtle asked this with a straight face?
 
mongbiohazard [BareFark]
2023-01-31 6:09:19 PM  
Every accusation from a so-called "conservative" is actually a confession. Every time.

Every.
Single.
Farking.
Time.
 
anjin-san
2023-01-31 6:10:03 PM  
"legal minds" is a dogwhistle for "skin color"
 
mistahtom
2023-01-31 6:10:44 PM  
This is the only part of the "No red wave" that got stopped.
 
aleister_greynight [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:11:45 PM  
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LurkerSupreme [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:14:00 PM  

Zombie DJ: I thought turtles just said Cowabunga


They do if they're teenage ninjas. McConnell might be a mutant, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't fit the other criteria.
 
scanman61
2023-01-31 6:14:56 PM  
Don't die mad, Mitch.  Just die soon
 
Fart_Machine
2023-01-31 6:15:50 PM  
I'm surprised he didn't burst into flames after saying that.
 
qorkfiend [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:16:11 PM  
But the emails etc
 
Bag of Hammers
2023-01-31 6:17:39 PM  
...ALL the bags of dicks Mitch.
 
Kris_Romm
2023-01-31 6:20:44 PM  
Mitch has a career in stand-up comedy after THAT joke of a statement.
 
gilgigamesh
2023-01-31 6:21:11 PM  
This you, Bruh?

[Aileen Cannon] was confirmed by a 56-21 vote on Nov. 12, 2020 - just five days after major media called the election for Joe Biden - as part of a post-election push by then-Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to move through Trump's remaining nominees while Republicans still held the Senate.

https://www.law.com/dailybusinessreview/2022/09/06/trump-appointed-judge-courts-controversy-with-mar-a-lago-order/%3Fslreturn%3D20230031181734
 
Gin Buddy [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:22:26 PM  
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monkeypapa
2023-01-31 6:23:20 PM  
Says the man who got an inexperienced family friend on the 6th Circuit
 
th0th [BareFark]
2023-01-31 6:25:17 PM  

AirForceVet: Bite me, Mitch.

By the way to all those claiming Baby Boomers caused our current political situation here in the USA, Mitch is from the Silent Generation. He was  born in 1942.


What's that in tortoise years?
 
Smelly Pirate Hooker
2023-01-31 6:26:35 PM  
He's not wrong: we DO deserve that.

Too bad we don't have it, and it's his fault.

He's the reason our Court is full of white supremacist assholes. It's the proudest achievement he can't claim publicly. I bet he does lots of high-fiving over it in private, though.
 
stevecore
2023-01-31 6:30:45 PM  
He knows what he does and says is insanely hypocritical.  But the Republicans don't care, so blame the Dems
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:36:12 PM  
Curl up your toes and just die already, you greedy hateful old prune.
 
etoof
2023-01-31 6:36:46 PM  
I feel the same way about Senator's from Kentucky.
 
Kumana Wanalaia
2023-01-31 6:37:45 PM  

Nah'mean: Get a load of this farking guy! I know it's all a big game to him, but still I marvel at his ability to say things like this with a straight face.


IT's WHAT HE DOES! IT'S ALL HE DOES!
 
The Bunyip
2023-01-31 6:37:58 PM  
Hey Mitch,

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JaytheFarkingCanadian [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:38:40 PM  

th0th: AirForceVet: Bite me, Mitch.

By the way to all those claiming Baby Boomers caused our current political situation here in the USA, Mitch is from the Silent Generation. He was  born in 1942.

What's that in tortoise years?


Too damned many.
 
The Lone Gunman
2023-01-31 6:39:59 PM  
Serious question: what prompted him to say this? The bulk of Trump's nominees were rated "not qualified" by the ABA, so what's McTurtle whining about?
 
cocozilla
2023-01-31 6:41:37 PM  
It's not just that I want him to die. I want him to die in such pain that no amount of morphine will ever stop it. I want him screaming it's so loud and long and unending agony that people will have to put earplugs in to stop it.
 
phoenix352
2023-01-31 6:42:31 PM  
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell criticizes the Biden administration's judicial nominees:

"The American people deserve a goal post that is yet again moved farther away."
 
Halfabee64 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:44:03 PM  
FARK YOU, YOU FARKING BASTARD!  You have NOTHING to add to this conversation after stacking the courts with rapists, handmaidens, Liberty grads, and Federalist Society members. 

I have two words for you. Just two words.  Are you listening?  Aileen Cannon
 
The Homer Tax [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:44:29 PM  

The Lone Gunman: Serious question: what prompted him to say this? The bulk of Trump's nominees were rated "not qualified" by the ABA, so what's McTurtle whining about?


He's just an asshole who hasn't heard the sound of his own voice in a while?
 
Alphax
2023-01-31 6:45:18 PM  
The corrupter of our judicial system is upset that some of his foul work is being undone.
 
misanthropicsob [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:46:21 PM  
IOh. I thought we were talking about Manchin.
 
ralanprod [TotalFark] [SwearJar]
2023-01-31 6:48:56 PM  
Mitch,

Just want you to know, since you actually aren't a turtle and you are around 30 years older than me - when you die I plan to travel to whatever godforsaken ground you are buried in and take a hot steaming shit on your grave.
 
SolderGlob [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:49:29 PM  
"The American people deserve an impartial judiciary that is full of the finest legal minds our country has to offer."

In other words, "The American people deserve a partisan conservative judiciary that is full of fundie judicial hacks assigned by The Federalist Society."
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:49:37 PM  

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DoctorWhat
2023-01-31 6:53:01 PM  

AirForceVet: Bite me, Mitch.

By the way to all those claiming Baby Boomers caused our current political situation here in the USA, Mitch is from the Silent Generation. He was  born in 1942.


The country would be better off if Mitch was actually silent.
 
Lady J [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:53:15 PM  
the right wouldn't recognise legal acumen if it had a long form birth certificate.

mlud, if i might introduce defence exhibit 001 to the court...

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raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:54:05 PM  
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fiddlehead
2023-01-31 6:55:01 PM  
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Uh huh.
 
dsmith42 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:55:51 PM  
100% of Trump's nominees were members of The Federalist Society. A group founded with the express purpose of turning the judiciary into an impassable wall for any liberal policies and to take a wrecking ball to any established jurisprudence that did not conform to conservative orthodoxy. In short, go fark YOURSELF Mitch.
 
palelizard
2023-01-31 6:56:35 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: And the treason turtle asked this with a straight face?


Vertical is a kind of straight.
 
GooberK
2023-01-31 6:57:26 PM  
Oh fark right off with your noise hole, mcturtle
 
palelizard
2023-01-31 6:59:29 PM  
"The American people deserve an impartial judiciary that is full of the finest legal minds our country has to offer."

I'm curious as to what he'd say about Garland at this point. Not that it would matter, but curious.
 
Spice Must Flow
2023-01-31 7:01:56 PM  
I can see why Trump thinks this guy is a wooshbag.
 
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