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(IndyStar)   Here's a link to some photos of an "adult baby store". What's your opinion on a place like this and also, do you think this could be a successful business? Subby's opinion is on the left   (indystar.com) divider line
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394 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 31 Jan 2023 at 3:20 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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HFK
2023-01-31 3:28:03 PM  
What the hell kind of formatting is that?

After reading the article I have to wonder if "The store sells adult diapers and other baby clothes and accessories made for adults."
 
RogermcAllen [OhFark]
2023-01-31 3:30:24 PM  
It's a great idea as long as it doesn't hurt anyone (who doesn't consent), you like to sell it, and enough people want to buy it that you can make money.
 
Badmoodman [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:31:42 PM  
Noblesville, Indiana? Holy crap, my girlfriend from college 50 years ago, lives there now. I'm going to have to drop her a line...
 
Badmoodman [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:33:49 PM  
Oh, this story is 6 months old. I wonder if they're still in business.
 
Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:35:49 PM  
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/ This could work as an online store for gag gifts, but as a brick and mortar shop? I think you overestimate the number of people with similar tastes
// I think having a kid made me view this in a much less good-natured light than I might have last year
/// Mostly because I want to be as done with diapers as possible at any given moment
 
Chuck87
2023-01-31 3:36:54 PM  

Badmoodman: Oh, this story is 6 months old. I wonder if they're still in business.


Here's a story related to it that came out earlier this month:

https://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/noblesville/my-inner-baby-files-federal-lawsuit-against-city-of-noblesville
 
mcmnky
2023-01-31 3:46:19 PM  
Meh. To each their own, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 3:50:16 PM  
I'm never one to kink shame, but ABDL and infantilism are just not my thing.
 
Fear the Clam
2023-01-31 3:52:21 PM  
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HotWingConspiracy
2023-01-31 3:53:35 PM  
Doesn't seem like a big deal while living in a world where people wear their gross filthy pajamas out to go about town.
 
Auntie Cheesus [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 3:54:39 PM  
Honestly, it's a fairly niche fetish, from my experience.  When I managed an adult book, video and novelties store, we did keep a supply of "adult baby" gear, but it wasn't a big seller.

Now, the "sexy French maid" outfits were very popular, especially with the local college football players.
 
Auntie Cheesus [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 3:55:55 PM  

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Looks to me like someone needs to be introduced to an actual buttplug.
 
Izo [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:58:12 PM  
I can't see how a shop like that would have enough traffic to support itself. As an online shop, maybe.
There are folks running around Second Life who RP this kind of thing, and even there, they are not well tolerated out in the general public. Not surprised the town would get their britches in a knot over this kind of store.
 
Needlessly Complicated [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:59:09 PM  

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Looks to me like someone needs to be introduced to an actual buttplug.


Seriously. The things that look like sippy cups have no flange. Def not butt safe.

.... is a thing I heard someone say once.
 
capt.snicklefritz [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 3:59:11 PM  

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/ This could work as an online store for gag gifts, but as a brick and mortar shop? I think you overestimate the number of people with similar tastes
// I think having a kid made me view this in a much less good-natured light than I might have last year
/// Mostly because I want to be as done with diapers as possible at any given moment


Between our three kids we changed diapers continuously for just over 10 years. I would endeavor to indulge my wife in any kink she'd be interested to try.

But if that kink is diapers I'm gonna lawyer right up.
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:02:47 PM  
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west.la.lawyer [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:04:17 PM  
I'm not clicking that, but came to say that the Kazu Makino (and Ryuichi Sakomoto) record Adult Baby was interesting and at times remarkably pretty.
 
GoldSpider
2023-01-31 4:04:56 PM  
Cheaper than therapy, I suppose.
 
potierrh [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 4:14:09 PM  

Chuck87: Badmoodman: Oh, this story is 6 months old. I wonder if they're still in business.

Here's a story related to it that came out earlier this month:

https://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/noblesville/my-inner-baby-files-federal-lawsuit-against-city-of-noblesville


So what the article is saying is that the city is a big baby and got butt hurt over it?
 
Breaker Moran [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 4:18:13 PM  
Are their prices better than the Afterbirth Depot in Muncie?
 
Mithraic_bullshiat
2023-01-31 4:18:46 PM  
Anybody willing to take on indulging another's infantilizing fetish may as well learn to sew the giant onesies. You're already going above and beyond wiping hairy asses, so you might as well have another home-economics skill in your bag.

This is what mail order and the internet were made for, so unless they've got an opium den in the back, I can't see the benefits of a brick-and-mortar store. Tax write off maybe.

Though I could see them putting a huge changing station in the restroom as a draw.
 
Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:22:30 PM  

Mithraic_bullshiat: Though I could see them putting a huge changing station in the restroom as a draw.


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AtomPeepers
2023-01-31 4:29:51 PM  
I don't care what you do as long as it doesn't harm another person and it's consensual.

Obviously super niche but Who knows? My son has a friend who makes fur suits, masks and such for furries and they are making decent money doing that. This HAS to have an online component but if the market exists then good luck to your weird selves.
 
Sarah Jessica Farker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 4:47:36 PM  
I remember that episode of CSI - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0534710/

It was so cute when Grissom and Nick were at the adult baby store asking cop questions but the oblivious woman behind the counter was telling Nick he was lucky to have such a nice daddy.
 
Streetwise Hercules
2023-01-31 4:53:32 PM  
It would be better if it was a baby adult store, selling tiny business suits and Itty bitty briefcases.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:02:17 PM  

Chuck87: Badmoodman: Oh, this story is 6 months old. I wonder if they're still in business.

Here's a story related to it that came out earlier this month:

https://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/noblesville/my-inner-baby-files-federal-lawsuit-against-city-of-noblesville

"We do have many customers who use it for medical needs," Ryan Polokoff the owner of My Inner Baby said. "We don't distinguish we don't ask our customers hey what are you coming in here for how we can help."


LOL - yeah, that's going to convince an Indiana judge that you're not running a sex-related business.

Not that I think they should be closed down - to each their own.  But the right move would have been to challenge the ordinance on free speech grounds, not try to make an obvious bullshiat argument that you're not a store for people who like baby play.
 
The5thElement
2023-01-31 5:11:25 PM  
"You got a problem wit' 'dat, bub?
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Promo Sapien
2023-01-31 5:12:51 PM  

Streetwise Hercules: It would be better if it was a baby adult store, selling tiny business suits and Itty bitty briefcases.


Brilliant.

I need you, Streetwise Hercules. According to the County Assessor's office, The Odds are rising in my neighborhood.
 
Auntie Cheesus [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:32:40 PM  

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Looks to me like someone needs to be introduced to an actual buttplug.

Seriously. The things that look like sippy cups have no flange. Def not butt safe.

.... is a thing I heard someone say once.


My gran had two sayings she was fond of - "never eat anything bigger than your head" and "never sit on anything smaller than your ass".  A proper flange is necessary, especially when your plumbing is involved.

I never, ever want to play "grab the doorknob with the tongs" ever again.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:33:23 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: Honestly, it's a fairly niche fetish, from my experience.  When I managed an adult book, video and novelties store, we did keep a supply of "adult baby" gear, but it wasn't a big seller.

Now, the "sexy French maid" outfits were very popular, especially with the local college football players.


Aberdeen FC's Andrew Considine, stag do, dancing to Yes Sir I Can Boogie - Top Man
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This is why 'Yes Sir I Can Boogie' is now the unofficial anthem of the Scotland national football team
 
Bruscar
2023-01-31 5:44:10 PM  
My opinion is that I regret that I was stupid enough to click the link.
 
GN Nymph
2023-01-31 5:56:07 PM  

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/jk
 
Cathead [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:57:42 PM  
But do they sell adult diapers and other baby clothes and accessories made for adults?
 
handsome boy model
2023-01-31 6:01:40 PM  

Cathead: But do they sell adult diapers and other baby clothes and accessories made for adults?


It's possible. The article didn't make it clear.
 
Fear the Clam
2023-01-31 6:11:22 PM  

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Looks to me like someone needs to be introduced to an actual buttplug.


Would I have to shake hands?
 
Auntie Cheesus [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 7:45:58 PM  

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Looks to me like someone needs to be introduced to an actual buttplug.

Would I have to shake hands?


Not unless you're wearing disposable gloves.
 
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2023-01-31 8:22:14 PM  

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Auntie Cheesus: Fear the Clam: Auntie Cheesus: Looks to me like someone needs to be introduced to an actual buttplug.

Would I have to shake hands?

Not unless you're wearing disposable gloves.


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