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(Philly Voice) Boobies Celebrate Valentine's Day with a naked scavenger hunt in Philadelphia   (phillyvoice.com) divider line
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3394 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2023 at 7:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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AirForceVet [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:24:49 PM  
That sounds like fun!
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-01-31 7:07:24 PM  
Find one purple helmet
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:10:17 PM  
February + nudity + Canuckian winter = frostbitten bits
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:13:08 PM  
In this weather? All kinds of things will freeze off.
 
TWX
2023-01-31 7:14:13 PM  

AirForceVet: That sounds like fun cold!


ftfy
 
genner
2023-01-31 7:14:33 PM  
It can't be that hard to find a naked scavenger in Philadelphia.
 
FormlessOne
2023-01-31 7:14:42 PM  
Why would I hunt naked scavengers? I mean, wasn't the Purge bad enough - we gotta strip them down, too?
 
FormlessOne
2023-01-31 7:14:57 PM  

genner: It can't be that hard to find a naked scavenger in Philadelphia.


*shakes tiny, cold, nude fist*
 
H31N0US
2023-01-31 7:17:55 PM  
I stumbled across the naked bike ride in Philly a few years back. I don't ever want to see those people naked again. Hard pass.
 
Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2023-01-31 7:18:34 PM  
I'm glad Philadelphia is doing something fun on Saturday. Because on Sunday, they'll have their heads hung down low in despair after losing the Super Bowl to the Almighty Chiefs.
 
frankb00th
2023-01-31 7:21:06 PM  

H31N0US: I stumbled across the naked bike ride in Philly a few years back. I don't ever want to see those people naked again. Hard pass.


You beat me to it
 
Spice Must Flow [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:28:19 PM  
This reminds me of the time I was doing some nude photography at the beach. The sun was at that perfect angle that made everything look magical.

Then a couple lifeguards came over and told me to put my swim trunks back on before they beat the shiat out of me. Everyone's a critic.
 
strapp3r
2023-01-31 7:35:45 PM  
dare's gonna be tears

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durbnpoisn
2023-01-31 7:36:14 PM  
Holy shiat.  I thought this article was implying that the participants were naked.  Haha...  I was like, "wait, what?"

The article made much more sense.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 7:40:47 PM  

durbnpoisn: Holy shiat.  I thought this article was implying that the participants were naked.


We all did.
 
id10ts
2023-01-31 7:42:44 PM  
tlnbdr

Too long, no boobies, didn't read
 
H31N0US
2023-01-31 7:46:16 PM  

durbnpoisn: I thought this article was implying that the participants were naked.


What article.
 
Compact Travel Size
2023-01-31 7:55:08 PM  
Ha! I will be spending my Valentine's Day in a hospital gown getting an MRI. Laugh all you want, but it's exclusive and many people wait weeks to get in. Super pricey, too.

Hoping I didn't rip my shoulder apart again, but at least half price chocolate day is the next day.
 
Compact Travel Size
2023-01-31 7:57:31 PM  

Compact Travel Size: Ha! I will be spending my Valentine's Day in a hospital gown getting an MRI. Laugh all you want, but it's exclusive and many people wait weeks to get in. Super pricey, too.

Hoping I didn't rip my shoulder apart again, but at least half price chocolate day is the next day.


Grr, my Valentine's Day in Philadelphia.
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-31 8:02:24 PM  

id10ts: tlnbdr

Too long, no boobies, didn't read


It's winter. Length wouldn't be a problem.
 
yuthinasia
2023-01-31 8:07:37 PM  
No. I don't want to see those fat philly mummer flesh bergs nude. Seeing them in the stands at eagles games is bad enough.
 
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient
2023-01-31 8:08:05 PM  
Is it doing a scavenger hunt while naked, or are you hunting naked scavengers?
One is a bit more apocalyptic-y than the other, and might require more planning.
 
Kirkenhegelstein [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 8:22:51 PM  
Don't think I will, thankyouverymuch.
 
ModernPrimitive01
2023-01-31 8:23:36 PM  
I'm sorry but I would only do this if I can also be naked. Who cares about art?
 
Subtonic
2023-01-31 8:32:50 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I'm glad Philadelphia is doing something fun on Saturday. Because on Sunday, they'll have their heads hung down low in despair after losing the Super Bowl to the Almighty Chiefs.


And i was sure the Giants were supposed to win last week too.
 
Noctusxx [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 8:56:22 PM  
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Red Shirt Blues
2023-01-31 8:57:01 PM  
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Thank you...Nooooooooooo
 
Iamos [OhFark]
2023-01-31 9:27:38 PM  

Spice Must Flow: This reminds me of the time I was doing some nude photography at the beach. The sun was at that perfect angle that made everything look magical.

Then a couple lifeguards came over and told me to put my swim trunks back on before they beat the shiat out of me. Everyone's a critic.


I mean really, they act like they've never even see a sun dial.
 
Bennie Crabtree
2023-01-31 11:23:15 PM  
Oh man I am so glad I'm not the scavenger they're hunting!

/this year
 
I Hate You 2
2023-01-31 11:57:53 PM  

H31N0US: I stumbled across the naked bike ride in Philly a few years back. I don't ever want to see those people naked again. Hard pass.


"Soft" pass in this case.
 
skyn_floote
2023-02-01 11:34:50 AM  
Do I have to be naked or do you find the naked?
 
spongeboob [TotalFark]
2023-02-01 2:59:40 PM  

id10ts: tlnbdr

Too long, no boobies, didn't read


I submitted this
 
whitroth
2023-02-01 3:40:56 PM  

H31N0US: I stumbled across the naked bike ride in Philly a few years back. I don't ever want to see those people naked again. Hard pass.


Not that I've been in it, but good, they don't want to see you ever again.

Meanwhile, *THEY* were enjoying themselves, and didn't give a flyin' fark what you want. You didn't have to look.
 
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