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(CNN)   Three rappers go missing after a performance at a club is canceled. If you know how this ends the Detroit police would like to hear from you immediately   (cnn.com) divider line
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    More: Sad, Armani Kelly, Family, Michigan, Kelly's disappearance, CNN affiliate WXYZ, Kelly's mother, Multiple Michigan agencies, Lorrie Kemp  
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849 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 31 Jan 2023 at 3:50 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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OdradekRex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 2:42:43 PM  
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Mangoose [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:27:53 PM  
Was Detroit where the drummer of the Dwarves allegedly went missing after a crack bender?
 
Jack Sabbath
2023-01-31 3:55:07 PM  
They're hanging out with Richey James Edwards of Manic Street Preachers.
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:55:35 PM  
Heard about this yesterday. Not optimistic about a happy ending at all.
 
Pointy Tail of Satan
2023-01-31 3:59:07 PM  
Alien abductions. Definitely. Being into rather primitive forms of music, the aliens needed something to replace their former, and now deceased tribal native who used to entertain them by banging on a hollow log.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:15:17 PM  
But what does Ja Rule think about this?
 
The Brains
2023-01-31 4:16:12 PM  
Meanwhile their hit single "Yeah I Shot That Guy on 34th" rises in the charts.

It's just music, not reflective of a rotten violent American culture or anything like that.
 
Blathering Idjut
2023-01-31 4:17:07 PM  
Read this as "three raptors go missing."  Clever girls.
 
tell the truth
2023-01-31 4:21:30 PM  
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they were involved in something illegal, and it came back to bite them.

Far-fetched, for rappers, I know, but I like the longshot.
 
Bslim [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:30:16 PM  
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Spice Must Flow
2023-01-31 4:32:21 PM  
I remember when rap was called beat poetry.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:33:15 PM  

tell the truth: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they were involved in something illegal, and it came back to bite them.

Far-fetched, for rappers, I know, but I like the longshot.


You think they got tangled up with the mob?  And they're now sleeping with the fishes?
 
moothemagiccow
2023-01-31 4:35:54 PM  
who called in the cancellation if they were all dead?
 
Another Government Employee
2023-01-31 4:40:41 PM  

tell the truth: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they were involved in something illegal, and it came back to bite them.

Far-fetched, for rappers, I know, but I like the longshot.


Not really. The YSL Racketeering cases have ensnared about half of the Atlanta rapper community.
 
IdentInvalid
2023-01-31 4:49:39 PM  
Yung, Yung, and Yung will certainly be missed.
 
c_niswonger
2023-01-31 4:52:00 PM  
Did they cancel the show, or did the venue?
 
Kitty2.0 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:07:35 PM  

Another Government Employee: tell the truth: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they were involved in something illegal, and it came back to bite them.

Far-fetched, for rappers, I know, but I like the longshot.

Not really. The YSL Racketeering cases have ensnared about half of the Atlanta rapper community.


I saw a car with a YSL wrap on the windshield the other day and I was beyond puzzled that it hadn't been impounded yet.
 
Pointy Tail of Satan
2023-01-31 5:09:07 PM  
The only thing missing in rap is the letter "c".
 
wildcardjack
2023-01-31 5:25:00 PM  
Watch it turn out they showed up to work after the show and don't want it to get out they have real jobs.
 
sephjnr
2023-01-31 5:27:08 PM  
Three rappers go missing after a performance at a club is canceled.

So we're down to D8?
 
Spartapuss
2023-01-31 6:05:35 PM  

Kitty2.0: Another Government Employee: tell the truth: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they were involved in something illegal, and it came back to bite them.

Far-fetched, for rappers, I know, but I like the longshot.

Not really. The YSL Racketeering cases have ensnared about half of the Atlanta rapper community.

I saw a car with a YSL wrap on the windshield the other day and I was beyond puzzled that it hadn't been impounded yet.


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Kitty2.0 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:19:45 PM  

Spartapuss: Kitty2.0: Another Government Employee: tell the truth: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they were involved in something illegal, and it came back to bite them.

Far-fetched, for rappers, I know, but I like the longshot.

Not really. The YSL Racketeering cases have ensnared about half of the Atlanta rapper community.

I saw a car with a YSL wrap on the windshield the other day and I was beyond puzzled that it hadn't been impounded yet.

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chitownmike
2023-01-31 7:55:42 PM  

Another Government Employee: tell the truth: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they were involved in something illegal, and it came back to bite them.

Far-fetched, for rappers, I know, but I like the longshot.

Not really. The YSL Racketeering cases have ensnared about half of the Atlanta rapper community.


Yeah but everyone in Atlanta is a criminal
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-31 8:20:47 PM  
It was the elocution mentor.
 
Kitty2.0 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 8:28:59 PM  

chitownmike: Another Government Employee: tell the truth: I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they were involved in something illegal, and it came back to bite them.

Far-fetched, for rappers, I know, but I like the longshot.

Not really. The YSL Racketeering cases have ensnared about half of the Atlanta rapper community.

Yeah but everyone in Atlanta is a criminal


A lot of those criminals originated in Chicago. *pfffffffffffffffffft*
 
Gooch [BareFark]
2023-01-31 9:27:24 PM  
Detroit Vs. Everybody
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Pointy Tail of Satan
2023-01-31 10:17:26 PM  
All killed in a tragic autotune accident.
 
sinko swimo
2023-02-01 7:50:34 AM  
one of their mothers is concerned. says a lot about their fan base.
 
ThePea
2023-02-01 7:50:56 PM  
Their phones haven't had any activity since then either, so I'm sure they're dead. Probably a robbery somewhere less populated.
 
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