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WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2023-01-31 2:50:11 PM  
My people!
 
shastacola [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:03:44 PM  
She's the best. Zero farks to give when it comes to the crazies in the GOP.
 
Rwa2play [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:07:14 PM  
Fark Y'allqueda, aka the GOP.
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 4:26:36 PM  

WoodyHayes: My people!


Okay Gretch, what will you give me to move to Michigan?

I'm not going to root for U of M under any circumstances, though.  Give me a good enough deal though and I'll root for Sparty.
 
leviosaurus [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:44:00 PM  
Damn I love Big Gretch. I own a "I'm with that woman from Michigan" tee shirt, and I got one for my wife too.
 
snowjack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:25:11 PM  
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Kumana Wanalaia
2023-01-31 6:53:47 PM  

snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]


Whose wall is this wall?
 
Weatherkiss [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:54:27 PM  
Democrats at the Federal level could learn a lot from Gretchen Whitmer.
 
AcneVulgaris
2023-01-31 6:56:16 PM  
Biggest mistake we ever made was not letting the cousin farker have their own cousin farker country.
 
Im_Gumby
2023-01-31 6:57:54 PM  

null: WoodyHayes: My people!

Okay Gretch, what will you give me to move to Michigan?

I'm not going to root for U of M under any circumstances, though.  Give me a good enough deal though and I'll root for Sparty.


Come to Grand Rapids. Plenty of jobs, lots of craft breweries and good restaurants, a hockey team, concert venues, all only an hour away from going to Spartan Stadium/Breslin/Munn or less than an hour away from Lake MI.
 
JessieL
2023-01-31 7:03:47 PM  
The GOP loves money, but only for how it helps them keep women and minorites under their heels.

Every time they get a choice between profit and being dickbags, they choose dickbaggery.
 
Iworkformsn
2023-01-31 7:03:49 PM  

Weatherkiss: Democrats at the Federal level could learn a lot from Gretchen Whitmer.


Fight back? In our moment of triumph?!
 
Opacity [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 7:05:57 PM  
Be careful Ohio... too much mouthing off and they'll let you build the wall with Detroit on your side.
 
austerity101
2023-01-31 7:08:04 PM  

Weatherkiss: Democrats at the Federal level could learn a lot from Gretchen Whitmer.


NO

When they go low,

We
Go
High
 
jst3p
2023-01-31 7:09:05 PM  

snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]


Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?
 
Murkanen
2023-01-31 7:09:58 PM  

jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?


It is for politicians pandering for votes.
 
abmoraz
2023-01-31 7:11:04 PM  

jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?


Is anything that homunculus does normal?
 
Kumana Wanalaia
2023-01-31 7:11:35 PM  

jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?


it's spelled Yarmulke.

Yamaka is a japanese company that makes motorcyhles.
 
Meatsim1
2023-01-31 7:12:22 PM  
Cool article that's just a bunch of Twitter links
 
jst3p
2023-01-31 7:12:27 PM  

Murkanen: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

It is for politicians pandering for votes.


That's just... weird. I wonder what Jewish people think about it, any want to chime in? Like it would be weird for a non-Christian to wear a cross for a photo op, I think it would be beyond transparent.
 
Gin Buddy
2023-01-31 7:13:02 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

it's spelled Yarmulke.

Yamaka is a japanese company that makes motorcyhles.


I could see where wearing one of those could be problematic.
 
hardinparamedic [OhFark]
2023-01-31 7:14:12 PM  
Meanwhile Tennessee: dare leave to get your lgbt kid affirmed, and we'll still try to charge you
 
jst3p
2023-01-31 7:14:35 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

it's spelled Yarmulke.

Yamaka is a japanese company that makes motorcyhles.


No, Yamulke is a Michael Jackson lyric.

"Mama say, mama saw, mama Yamulke"
 
New Farkin User Name
2023-01-31 7:15:29 PM  

jst3p: Murkanen: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

It is for politicians pandering for votes.

That's just... weird. I wonder what Jewish people think about it, any want to chime in? Like it would be weird for a non-Christian to wear a cross for a photo op, I think it would be beyond transparent.


every bar mitzvah hands out custom kippah for all of their goy friends to wear. it's pretty normal, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Israelis preferred even gentile visitors to wear it
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2023-01-31 7:15:39 PM  
I gotta find a better state to live in.
 
Karma Chameleon
2023-01-31 7:16:22 PM  

Weatherkiss: Democrats at the Federal level could learn a lot from Gretchen Whitmer.


According to Fark if you point out how Democrats could be better that actually means you want them to fail
 
WhackingDay
2023-01-31 7:16:58 PM  
Don't forget Wisconsin! Sure there's a lake in the way, but who cares.
 
jst3p
2023-01-31 7:17:12 PM  

New Farkin User Name: jst3p: Murkanen: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

It is for politicians pandering for votes.

That's just... weird. I wonder what Jewish people think about it, any want to chime in? Like it would be weird for a non-Christian to wear a cross for a photo op, I think it would be beyond transparent.

every bar mitzvah hands out custom kippah for all of their goy friends to wear. it's pretty normal, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Israelis preferred even gentile visitors to wear it


Having never attending one I was unaware. So it seems pretty normal then, got it. Thanks for the enlightenment.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:17:32 PM  

jst3p: Murkanen: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

It is for politicians pandering for votes.

That's just... weird. I wonder what Jewish people think about it, any want to chime in? Like it would be weird for a non-Christian to wear a cross for a photo op, I think it would be beyond transparent.


It is a sign of respect, like non-Arab women covering their heads when they go to Arab countries.
 
gamergirl23
2023-01-31 7:19:01 PM  

jst3p: New Farkin User Name: jst3p: Murkanen: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

It is for politicians pandering for votes.

That's just... weird. I wonder what Jewish people think about it, any want to chime in? Like it would be weird for a non-Christian to wear a cross for a photo op, I think it would be beyond transparent.

every bar mitzvah hands out custom kippah for all of their goy friends to wear. it's pretty normal, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Israelis preferred even gentile visitors to wear it

Having never attending one I was unaware. So it seems pretty normal then, got it. Thanks for the enlightenment.


It would be considered rude to refuse to wear one.
 
12349876
2023-01-31 7:19:56 PM  

jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?


At least some holy sites require or strongly encourage all men regardless of religion wear a yarmulke.
 
Super Chronic
2023-01-31 7:20:05 PM  
Michigan is currently experiencing a Democratic trifecta, with Democrats holding a majority in both legislative chambers and the governorship.

Ted Nugent is probably making a lot of noise about this, isn't he?
 
neongoats [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:20:09 PM  

null: WoodyHayes: My people!

Okay Gretch, what will you give me to move to Michigan?

I'm not going to root for U of M under any circumstances, though.  Give me a good enough deal though and I'll root for Sparty.


He's referring to derping ohio shiatheels, hooting and maga-ing and snake handling themselves into irrelevance. Those are his people. Username out front shoulda told ya.
 
Super Chronic
2023-01-31 7:23:48 PM  

jst3p: Kumana Wanalaia: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

it's spelled Yarmulke.

Yamaka is a japanese company that makes motorcyhles.

No, Yamulke is a Michael Jackson lyric.

"Mama say, mama saw, mama Yamulke"


No, no, Yamaka is a town in east-central Washington, where they have apple orchards and wineries.
 
iambichop
2023-01-31 7:24:25 PM  

Super Chronic: Michigan is currently experiencing a Democratic trifecta, with Democrats holding a majority in both legislative chambers and the governorship.

Ted Nugent is probably making a lot of noise about this, isn't he?


Yeah, from Texas where he relocated to decades ago.
 
Tomahawk513 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:25:38 PM  

Im_Gumby: null: WoodyHayes: My people!

Okay Gretch, what will you give me to move to Michigan?

I'm not going to root for U of M under any circumstances, though.  Give me a good enough deal though and I'll root for Sparty.

Come to Grand Rapids. Plenty of jobs, lots of craft breweries and good restaurants, a hockey team, concert venues, all only an hour away from going to Spartan Stadium/Breslin/Munn or less than an hour away from Lake MI.


And the whole damn town is owned by Betsy DeVos.
 
Isitoveryet
2023-01-31 7:26:40 PM  

Super Chronic: Michigan is currently experiencing a Democratic trifecta, with Democrats holding a majority in both legislative chambers and the governorship.

Ted Nugent is probably making a lot of noise about this, isn't he?


haven't heard from him in a while, i hope he's dead tired.
 
Singleballtheory
2023-01-31 7:26:49 PM  

WhackingDay: Don't forget Wisconsin! Sure there's a lake in the way, but who cares.


Simple solution: Build a wall around the lake.
 
jst3p
2023-01-31 7:27:03 PM  

gamergirl23: jst3p: New Farkin User Name: jst3p: Murkanen: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

It is for politicians pandering for votes.

That's just... weird. I wonder what Jewish people think about it, any want to chime in? Like it would be weird for a non-Christian to wear a cross for a photo op, I think it would be beyond transparent.

every bar mitzvah hands out custom kippah for all of their goy friends to wear. it's pretty normal, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Israelis preferred even gentile visitors to wear it

Having never attending one I was unaware. So it seems pretty normal then, got it. Thanks for the enlightenment.

It would be considered rude to refuse to wear one.


I love it when I actually learn stuff here, thanks Farkers!
 
Arumat
2023-01-31 7:27:22 PM  

12349876: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

At least some holy sites require or strongly encourage all men regardless of religion wear a yarmulke.


Because God was taking a long soak in the tub during the Holocaust, but he's always surveilling these specific places.
 
12349876
2023-01-31 7:28:44 PM  

Arumat: 12349876: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

At least some holy sites require or strongly encourage all men regardless of religion wear a yarmulke.

Because God was taking a long soak in the tub during the Holocaust, but he's always surveilling these specific places.


It's not any crazier than taking off hats during the USA national anthem.
 
Tomahawk513 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:30:05 PM  
Toledoan here - it's so FARKING tempting. Wouldn't take hardly anything to hop across the border. Same job just a little longer commute. If the winds don't change by the time my kids are teenagers (10 years) I'm certain we'll try. Problem is, Ann Arbor is stupid expensive and the roads are garbage.
 
Aquapope
2023-01-31 7:30:38 PM  

shastacola: She's the best. Zero farks to give when it comes to the crazies in the GOP.


The crazies in the GOP wanted to kidnap her, give her a drumhead trial, then execute her.  That kind of real threat focuses your give-a-farks pretty tight.
 
Isitoveryet
2023-01-31 7:30:52 PM  

12349876: Arumat: 12349876: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

At least some holy sites require or strongly encourage all men regardless of religion wear a yarmulke.

Because God was taking a long soak in the tub during the Holocaust, but he's always surveilling these specific places.

It's not any crazier than taking off hats during the USA national anthem.


it's less crazy by far IMO.
 
Murkanen
2023-01-31 7:31:49 PM  
12349876:

It's not any crazier than taking off hats during the USA national anthem.

Some of us think that's weird too.
 
jst3p
2023-01-31 7:33:27 PM  

Arumat: 12349876: jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?

At least some holy sites require or strongly encourage all men regardless of religion wear a yarmulke.

Because God was taking a long soak in the tub during the Holocaust, but he's always surveilling these specific places.


Not any more absurd than any other religious claims.
 
gyruss
2023-01-31 7:34:07 PM  

neongoats: null: WoodyHayes: My people!

Okay Gretch, what will you give me to move to Michigan?

I'm not going to root for U of M under any circumstances, though.  Give me a good enough deal though and I'll root for Sparty.

He's referring to derping ohio shiatheels, hooting and maga-ing and snake handling themselves into irrelevance. Those are his people. Username out front shoulda told ya.


We're already irrelevant. As Woody pointed out, we have no identity other than through football.
 
anuran
2023-01-31 7:37:04 PM  

jst3p: snowjack: [Fark user image 425x361]

Is it normal for non-Jewish people to wear a Yamaka?


No
 
Chompachangas
2023-01-31 7:40:04 PM  

austerity101: Weatherkiss: Democrats at the Federal level could learn a lot from Gretchen Whitmer.

NO

When they go low,

We
Go
High


Ugh.
 
adamatari
2023-01-31 7:41:26 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Biggest mistake we ever made was not letting the cousin farker have their own cousin farker country.


Unfortunately, having an unstable, autocratic country next door usually means terrorism and war constantly. They are not happy to keep to the places they claim, they want it all. See Pakistan's problems with the Taliban or India's problems with Pakistan.

If the confederates had got their way, it would have just led to war later over the southwest. It would have been a disaster and ruined the nation, not to mention the millions of Americans who would have been kept in slavery.
 
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