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(The Daily Beast)   Ted Cruz won't apologize for pushing conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi's attack. Of course not because that's what a human being with a sense of shame or decency would do, and if Cruz were that, he'd never have spread them in the first place   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2023-01-31 2:46:09 PM  
Ted Cruz won't apologize for pushing conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi's attack. Of course not because that's what a human being with a sense of shame or decency would do, and if Cruz was that, he'd never have spread them in the first place 

Ted Cruz is a colony of cockroaches in a poorly fitting skin suit.
 
2023-01-31 2:49:27 PM  
Of all the things Ted Cruz should apologize for, this is rather low on the list.  But it would be a start.
 
2023-01-31 2:53:33 PM  
Nothing more awful than a conservative being compassionate.
 
2023-01-31 3:45:21 PM  
Reason #2,343,787,090 to feel sorry for Ted Cruz's children.
 
2023-01-31 3:51:19 PM  
If Ted was decent Human Being, he would never have been elected by the GQP!
 
2023-01-31 3:53:34 PM  
Of all the Ted Cruzs in this country, he is the Teddy Cruziest...
 
2023-01-31 4:06:30 PM  
The first thing I want to hear Ted Cruz apologize for is being Ted cruz
 
2023-01-31 4:07:26 PM  
It's almost like we need a legislative process wherein citizens can extract damages from other citizens when slanderous lies can be proven to have caused harm.
 
2023-01-31 4:08:22 PM  
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2023-01-31 4:08:25 PM  
Not sure what humons sense, other than the barometric pressure of their skin suit.
 
2023-01-31 4:09:54 PM  
Paul Pelosi is so lucky he wasn't killed. Ted Cruz's reaction was disgusting. But then what do you expect?
 
2023-01-31 4:10:09 PM  
The GOP are going to get flat out obliterated in 2024.
 
2023-01-31 4:11:39 PM  
Important to remember this when Republicans get on their high horse and start screaming "Have you no shame?"

Y'all were OK with making fun and speculation over an 81-year old man being attacked with a hammer by an intruder influenced by conspiracy theories that favored your narratives.
 
2023-01-31 4:12:20 PM  

edmo: Nothing more awful than a conservative being compassionate.


I'm actually halfway through Thr Communist Manifestoby Karl Marx.

I thought it was going to be some sort of left-wing ideology about socialism. Instead it's full of xenophobia, racism, sexism, promotes ignorance, nationalism, literal "religious fervor", and outright condemns socialism and the middle class with a goal to destroy both with zero compassion.

I was shocked to find out that Republicans and the new Communists.

Karl Marx quite literally has more in common with Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson than he does Lenin or Mao Zedong.
 
2023-01-31 4:12:57 PM  
He won't even apologize to his own daughter.
 
2023-01-31 4:14:12 PM  
There are few people in this world that I actively wish harm on.  Ted Cruz is in the top 5 on that list, which sadly has grown since 2016 and as the right becomes more and more unhinged and dangerous.
 
2023-01-31 4:16:09 PM  
He was only defending a fellow Son of the Maple.
 
2023-01-31 4:18:27 PM  
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2023-01-31 4:19:53 PM  
What are considered character flaws by good people are virtues to conservatives.
 
2023-01-31 4:20:24 PM  
Be good Christians and take him back in, so he can do worse.
 
2023-01-31 4:25:21 PM  
He gave thoughts and prayers. What other useless gesture do you want from the guy?
 
2023-01-31 4:26:17 PM  
Humon man Ted Cruz has no need for pathetic humon decency and is certainly not a lizard person, who are notorious assholes.
 
2023-01-31 4:28:47 PM  
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2023-01-31 4:29:00 PM  

browneye: Reason #2,343,787,090 to feel sorry for Ted Cruz's children.


Not long before that incident, Ted Cruz forced her and his family to participate in a local (Houston) parade to celebrate the Astros. A decent man, the moment it was clear that he was going to be booed by everybody, would have stopped the truck and gotten his family out of that situation. Not Ted. He enjoys his infamy, and thinks nothing of his family being a part of that.

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She certainly doesn't look happy in that video.
 
2023-01-31 4:29:39 PM  
Ted Cruz is a bad person and Tezas loves him
 
2023-01-31 4:29:51 PM  
Just here for the usual reminder Ted Cruz is not a lizard person, he's just an asshole, and humanity owns him.

That said...

olorin604: The first thing I want to hear Ted Cruz apologize for is being Ted cruz


I think he should apologize to Donald Trump for having an ugly wife, really show where his loyalties lie.
 
2023-01-31 4:30:36 PM  
Go back to Canada and take your ugly wife with you, Tad.
 
2023-01-31 4:32:56 PM  

LarryDan43: Ted Cruz is a bad person and Tezas loves him


i don't think anyone loves this piece of shiat
 
2023-01-31 4:34:21 PM  
I can't decide what's worse:  A politician that won't make any easy apology, or the poltician's voting base that won't let him apologize.


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2023-01-31 4:35:08 PM  
Anyone who has a sense of shame or decency wouldn't be a Republican in the first place, so...
 
2023-01-31 4:35:28 PM  

palelizard: Just here for the usual reminder Ted Cruz is not a lizard person, he's just an asshole, and humanity owns him.

That said...

olorin604: The first thing I want to hear Ted Cruz apologize for is being Ted cruz

I think he should apologize to Donald Trump for having an ugly wife, really show where his loyalties lie.


And the lizard people shill steps up to distance their people from cruz
 
2023-01-31 4:35:50 PM  
Their entire stupid game for over a decade is to shout stupid conspiracy shiat at a fevered pitch until definitive proof surfaces, and depending on how well the conspiracy plays they'll either cite the proof as compelling evidence the conspiracy IS true, OR they'll just stop talking about it entirely and move on and shout about something else made up. That's the entire game. There is no shame, or apologies, because they knew exactly what they were doing. It was puppet theatre, and the audience is the puppet.

If they can't keep their audience pants-wetting terrified, and blood-boiling outraged at all times, they'll have time to do the minimum barely critical thinking required to see whose really farking them. That's what having an entire propaganda apparatus freely allowed to air political lies 24/7 does for you.
 
2023-01-31 4:38:27 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Ted Cruz won't apologize for pushing conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi's attack. Of course not because that's what a human being with a sense of shame or decency would do, and if Cruz was that, he'd never have spread them in the first place 

Ted Cruz is a colony of cockroaches in a poorly fitting skin suit.


Cockroaches have an evolutionary niche--a reason for being even if not one we enjoy.

Ted Cruz has no reason for being.
 
2023-01-31 4:39:26 PM  
Paul Pelosi should sue him for defamation
 
2023-01-31 4:40:10 PM  
The only person i want to see croak it more than ted cruz is trump. Barely.
 
2023-01-31 4:41:35 PM  
That makes sense for a man whose own daughter tried to kill herself because her father's a child molesting serial killer.
 
2023-01-31 4:42:09 PM  

rudemix: The only person i want to see croak it more than ted cruz is trump. Barely.


Miss Lindsay is up there too.

Oh... Michael Flynn.
 
2023-01-31 4:42:31 PM  

moothemagiccow: LarryDan43: Ted Cruz is a bad person and Tezas loves him

i don't think anyone loves this piece of shiat


Oh they love him, I can tell by the votes and re elections.
 
2023-01-31 4:42:45 PM  
Dear FBI , this is mostly being said for comedic purposes, but , I ask you , wouldn't you also be curious as to seeing Cancun Cruz stuck in rapidly setting concrete and trying, in vain , to escape a roller ? Let's be honest here.
 
2023-01-31 4:44:15 PM  

Kris_Romm: Farking Clown Shoes: Ted Cruz won't apologize for pushing conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi's attack. Of course not because that's what a human being with a sense of shame or decency would do, and if Cruz was that, he'd never have spread them in the first place 

Ted Cruz is a colony of cockroaches in a poorly fitting skin suit.

Cockroaches have an evolutionary niche--a reason for being even if not one we enjoy.

Ted Cruz has no reason for being.


Sure he does. Ted Cruz is part of the cosmic apparatus that all sentient life has to evolve beyond or be destroyed. He and those similar are a species level test that determines whether we kill ourselves or become interplanetary travelers. Your species can't be both be masters of the universe and capable of producing Ted Cruzes. It's one or the other.
 
2023-01-31 4:45:15 PM  
This is the same a hole that made fun of Biden when he lost his son, Beau. Do we really expect this gomer to act like an empathetic human?
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2023-01-31 4:54:40 PM  

rudemix: The only person i want to see croak it more than ted cruz is trump. Barely.


What we need is both of them in a lovers' mutual suicide pact.  Something kinky, messy and very public.
 
2023-01-31 4:55:03 PM  
Hush now, let Ted Cruz enjoy spending some time in his happy place...

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2023-01-31 4:55:04 PM  
I thought we were taking about Ted. Why are you bringing human beings into this?
 
2023-01-31 5:00:24 PM  
Apologizing requires a spines.  coonts don't have spines.
 
2023-01-31 5:03:50 PM  

LarryDan43: moothemagiccow: LarryDan43: Ted Cruz is a bad person and Tezas loves him

i don't think anyone loves this piece of shiat

Oh they love him, I can tell by the votes and re elections.


don't talk about me like i ain't here, go back to ohio
 
2023-01-31 5:05:24 PM  

moothemagiccow: LarryDan43: Ted Cruz is a bad person and Tezas loves him

i don't think anyone loves this piece of shiat


They don't love him, they love the R after his name.  Even child farking scumballs are A-Ok, so long as they have the R and there's lib ownin' to be had.
 
2023-01-31 5:10:15 PM  
Remember that pickle Rick episode? In my version it's a shiat Ted Cruz where Ted is a literal piece of shiat.
 
2023-01-31 5:14:10 PM  

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That is the same Craig Mazin that gave us the Chernobyl series, Don't Look Up, and is currently delivering The Last of Us. Also,

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2023-01-31 5:14:51 PM  
Just this once, I wish the world had one more mime.

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