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2023-01-31 1:07:15 PM  
Spin. Pure spin.
 
2023-01-31 1:17:11 PM  
He told the Los Angeles Times that he got his information from sergeants and computer-aided dispatch, and that he hadn't seen any video footage of the encounter before writing the press release.

"This had literally zero intent to deceive or be dishonest or disingenuous. Had we known that this [situation] was what we saw on the video, that statement would have been completely different," Elder told the newspaper.


...and yet, made zero effort to even look at the incident you released a statement about.

Y'all knew sh*t was going to be bad, and this was the best story you had?
 
2023-01-31 4:38:24 PM  
This happens over and over and over. We're tired of it. No matter why they pulled him over...

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2023-01-31 6:03:59 PM  
They call it testilying for a reason.  And yes, they do teach how to "creatively" write reports in Academy.
 
2023-01-31 6:23:46 PM  
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all cops are liars
 
2023-01-31 7:11:47 PM  
D) deliberate obfuscation
 
2023-01-31 8:46:49 PM  
Huh...funny how that tends to happen in situations like these.
 
2023-01-31 8:48:16 PM  
Because once fox news picks up your report no one needs to watch the video that can be dismissed as incomplete, or misleading, or fake.
 
2023-01-31 8:49:45 PM  
The cops lie about f*cking everything, yet our society both officially and unofficially believes every word they say. Despite decade after decade of obvious, blatant lies.
 
2023-01-31 8:50:35 PM  

edmo: This happens over and over and over. We're tired of it. No matter why they pulled him over...

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Fun fact:  the cops murder extremely few guilty people, because virtually none of their murder victims had been convicted of a crime related to their being murdered.
 
2023-01-31 8:51:34 PM  
Until video came along their version of events was fact. We still get lost videos, and attempts to impune the videos. They don't show the whole picture, you don't know what happened before the video started etc
 
2023-01-31 8:55:05 PM  
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Simply put, the best interaction you can have with LEOs is none at all.
I'm a white guy, live in the suburbs, have no priors/record, etc and I've seen enough bullschitt with cops to not trust them at all. I'm not saying that they are all bad, but enough are, and enough just keep their mouth shut to make it a really bad gamble.

LEOs... not even once.
 
2023-01-31 8:57:30 PM  
Pigs lie. This is *news* how?
 
2023-01-31 8:57:47 PM  
Cops are trained and encouraged to lie their asses off, from the moment they start their training. Any 'reform', at minimum, has to start with outlawing that; if anything, cops should face harsher punishments for lying than most people.

But at this point, the reforms needed to even START to truly fix American policing are so great that it would actually be easier to just abolish the whole farking thing and start from scratch.
 
2023-01-31 8:59:14 PM  
Filing a false report. Is that a felony, if you are/are not a cop?
 
2023-01-31 9:02:24 PM  

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Simply put, the best interaction you can have with LEOs is none at all.
I'm a white guy, live in the suburbs, have no priors/record, etc and I've seen enough bullschitt with cops to not trust them at all. I'm not saying that they are all bad, but enough are, and enough just keep their mouth shut to make it a really bad gamble.

LEOs... not even once.


Same. Doesn't matter how much I look like their own, nothin stopping them from getting the wrong address on one of their LARPing trips and breaking down my door, shooting my dog, then ransacking the place before realizing I don't actually have a methlab. And thanks to republicans they don't have to pay to clean it up. USA! USA! USA!
 
2023-01-31 9:03:29 PM  
tomorrow's shooting will still feature more passive voice describing cop violence
 
2023-01-31 9:04:04 PM  
Finally ordered that Ring car camera recently that automatically uploads to the cloud.  For this very reason, and I'm Lily white bread when it comes to race. However, as somebody used to have really long hair and now has a long beard and bald head, I've had a taste it how bad that cops can be on traffic stops.
 
2023-01-31 9:07:03 PM  

snapperhead: Filing a false report. Is that a felony, if you are/are not a cop?


Loss of voting rights. Bonus.
 
2023-01-31 9:08:42 PM  
One of the insidious things they've come up with in recent years is "excited delirium," wherein someone is literally temporarily insane, will do anything to flee and can rightfully be considered a lethal threat, so you can beat them to death.

How to cause excited delirium: beat someone nearly to death during a traffic stop.
 
2023-01-31 9:09:00 PM  
lying =/= perjury
 
2023-01-31 9:15:46 PM  
The fat blue lie.
 
2023-01-31 9:16:43 PM  
Police perjure themselves constantly and are almost never punished for it. Even when they farking murder people on camera.
 
2023-01-31 9:19:10 PM  
In the last decade, 181 NYPD officers lied to police watchdogs. None were fired.

https://www.cityandstateny.com/policy/2022/04/nypd-officers-are-supposed-be-fired-lying-they-arent/365517/
 
2023-01-31 9:21:32 PM  

olorin604: Because once fox news picks up your report no one needs to watch the video that can be dismissed as incomplete, or misleading, or fake.


Or edited somehow (based on the video only zooming in) like with Rittenhouse.  Yes, I know that was the judge's decision to dismiss it as evidence, but the principle is the same.
 
2023-01-31 9:22:12 PM  
I'm the BOOBIES?

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2023-01-31 9:23:04 PM  
Training Manual: Chapter 1.1
 
2023-01-31 9:27:50 PM  
A friend is a former cop.  Many of the stories are insane. One example. After arresting a drunk for the umpteenth time. They finally decide to "help" him.  They throw him in the drunk tank to let him sober up a bit.  After a while one of the boys in blue puts on a full smurf costume and proceeds to beat the crap out of him. Next day he's up in front of the judge still drunk and  blathering on about being beat up by a smurf. The judge sends him to rehab. That's cops helping.
 
2023-01-31 9:28:29 PM  

Dennis_Moore: Training Manual: Chapter 1.1


Also, The Wire, S1 Ep1
 
2023-01-31 9:38:52 PM  
How about: "¿Por qué no los... all-o los above-o?" option, Subby?
 
2023-01-31 9:45:15 PM  
In Orwells Animal farm, Napolean finds the farmers dog had puppies.
He hides these puppies separate from the rest of the farms animals and trains them to be vicious attack dogs loyal only to him.
 
2023-01-31 9:50:40 PM  
I vote perjury
 
2023-01-31 9:55:58 PM  

hubiestubert: He told the Los Angeles Times that he got his information from sergeants and computer-aided dispatch, and that he hadn't seen any video footage of the encounter before writing the press release.

"This had literally zero intent to deceive or be dishonest or disingenuous. Had we known that this [situation] was what we saw on the video, that statement would have been completely different," Elder told the newspaper.

...and yet, made zero effort to even look at the incident you released a statement about.

Y'all knew sh*t was going to be bad, and this was the best story you had?


They didn't think they needed a better one.
If you watch just the bodycam videos, it's tough to tell what's going on. The cameras miss a lot and you hear them constantly shouting at him to show them his hands, give them his hands, put his hands behind him, roll over, get on the ground, stop resisting, etc., not that he wasn't complying at all. But they know that the tie goes to the cops, so unless there's anything conclusive on the video, everyone will believe anything they say.

And that leads to the logical conclusion that they've done this before. These were not 5 cops who magically all at once, in the same few seconds, flipped out and went from Officer Friendly to murderers. These were long-time veterans and this was clearly their standard operating procedure.

I guess that's my real question... Can the prosecutors flip anyone, and if so, what other incidents are they going to learn about?
 
2023-01-31 9:58:08 PM  

FiloBato: In Orwells Animal farm, Napolean finds the farmers dog had puppies.
He hides these puppies separate from the rest of the farms animals and trains them to be vicious attack dogs loyal only to him.


This is like that, but nothing has been secret about it.  At all.  It happened in the damn spotlight.
 
2023-01-31 10:02:00 PM  

Theaetetus: hubiestubert: He told the Los Angeles Times that he got his information from sergeants and computer-aided dispatch, and that he hadn't seen any video footage of the encounter before writing the press release.

"This had literally zero intent to deceive or be dishonest or disingenuous. Had we known that this [situation] was what we saw on the video, that statement would have been completely different," Elder told the newspaper.

...and yet, made zero effort to even look at the incident you released a statement about.

Y'all knew sh*t was going to be bad, and this was the best story you had?

They didn't think they needed a better one.
If you watch just the bodycam videos, it's tough to tell what's going on. The cameras miss a lot and you hear them constantly shouting at him to show them his hands, give them his hands, put his hands behind him, roll over, get on the ground, stop resisting, etc., not that he wasn't complying at all. But they know that the tie goes to the cops, so unless there's anything conclusive on the video, everyone will believe anything they say.

And that leads to the logical conclusion that they've done this before. These were not 5 cops who magically all at once, in the same few seconds, flipped out and went from Officer Friendly to murderers. These were long-time veterans and this was clearly their standard operating procedure.

I guess that's my real question... Can the prosecutors flip anyone, and if so, what other incidents are they going to learn about?


Yah that's where I am, there are currently a dozen people across 4 emergency services departments that didnt see anything wrong with this behavior.

I have a very hard time believing it wasnt, at the least, tacitly approved if not endorsed by the higher ups.

The speed at which they were willing to throw subordinates under the bus to demonstrate their lack of culpability also seems suspect.

I mean yah it's the correct response, but if the leaders were leading then a response would not be necessary, because it would have been shut down far before it needed a response.
 
2023-01-31 10:02:31 PM  

skybird659: Spin. Pure spin.


Uhm, its actually pronounced "A criminal conspiracy to obstruct justice"  with a helping of a multitude of "accessories after the fact to murder."   Every cop involved needs to be behind bars, this is just organized crime.
 
2023-01-31 10:08:00 PM  

Theaetetus: hubiestubert: He told the Los Angeles Times that he got his information from sergeants and computer-aided dispatch, and that he hadn't seen any video footage of the encounter before writing the press release.

"This had literally zero intent to deceive or be dishonest or disingenuous. Had we known that this [situation] was what we saw on the video, that statement would have been completely different," Elder told the newspaper.

...and yet, made zero effort to even look at the incident you released a statement about.

Y'all knew sh*t was going to be bad, and this was the best story you had?

They didn't think they needed a better one.
If you watch just the bodycam videos, it's tough to tell what's going on. The cameras miss a lot and you hear them constantly shouting at him to show them his hands, give them his hands, put his hands behind him, roll over, get on the ground, stop resisting, etc., not that he wasn't complying at all. But they know that the tie goes to the cops, so unless there's anything conclusive on the video, everyone will believe anything they say.

And that leads to the logical conclusion that they've done this before. These were not 5 cops who magically all at once, in the same few seconds, flipped out and went from Officer Friendly to murderers. These were long-time veterans and this was clearly their standard operating procedure.

I guess that's my real question... Can the prosecutors flip anyone, and if so, what other incidents are they going to learn about?


Yeah, they found HOW many other murders when they looked into Chauvin's past?

Like a pedo priest, a whole trail of 'em, all of which happened shortly before he was transferred to a new county.
 
2023-01-31 10:08:50 PM  

olorin604: Theaetetus: hubiestubert: He told the Los Angeles Times that he got his information from sergeants and computer-aided dispatch, and that he hadn't seen any video footage of the encounter before writing the press release.

"This had literally zero intent to deceive or be dishonest or disingenuous. Had we known that this [situation] was what we saw on the video, that statement would have been completely different," Elder told the newspaper.

...and yet, made zero effort to even look at the incident you released a statement about.

Y'all knew sh*t was going to be bad, and this was the best story you had?

They didn't think they needed a better one.
If you watch just the bodycam videos, it's tough to tell what's going on. The cameras miss a lot and you hear them constantly shouting at him to show them his hands, give them his hands, put his hands behind him, roll over, get on the ground, stop resisting, etc., not that he wasn't complying at all. But they know that the tie goes to the cops, so unless there's anything conclusive on the video, everyone will believe anything they say.

And that leads to the logical conclusion that they've done this before. These were not 5 cops who magically all at once, in the same few seconds, flipped out and went from Officer Friendly to murderers. These were long-time veterans and this was clearly their standard operating procedure.

I guess that's my real question... Can the prosecutors flip anyone, and if so, what other incidents are they going to learn about?

Yah that's where I am, there are currently a dozen people across 4 emergency services departments that didnt see anything wrong with this behavior.

I have a very hard time believing it wasnt, at the least, tacitly approved if not endorsed by the higher ups.

The speed at which they were willing to throw subordinates under the bus to demonstrate their lack of culpability also seems suspect.

I mean yah it's the correct response, but if the leaders were leading then a response would not be necessary, because it would have been shut down far before it needed a response.


They had an attack squad called SCORPION full of disposable goons.

This isn't a bug, it's a feature. They probably have a replacement acronym based brute squad already geared up and waiting for the heat to die down to deploy. Brooklyn 99 is great, but real cops are more like Paradise PD: Oops, All Ginas
 
2023-01-31 10:12:28 PM  
ACAB
 
2023-01-31 10:13:00 PM  

olorin604: Theaetetus: hubiestubert: He told the Los Angeles Times that he got his information from sergeants and computer-aided dispatch, and that he hadn't seen any video footage of the encounter before writing the press release.

"This had literally zero intent to deceive or be dishonest or disingenuous. Had we known that this [situation] was what we saw on the video, that statement would have been completely different," Elder told the newspaper.

...and yet, made zero effort to even look at the incident you released a statement about.

Y'all knew sh*t was going to be bad, and this was the best story you had?

They didn't think they needed a better one.
If you watch just the bodycam videos, it's tough to tell what's going on. The cameras miss a lot and you hear them constantly shouting at him to show them his hands, give them his hands, put his hands behind him, roll over, get on the ground, stop resisting, etc., not that he wasn't complying at all. But they know that the tie goes to the cops, so unless there's anything conclusive on the video, everyone will believe anything they say.

And that leads to the logical conclusion that they've done this before. These were not 5 cops who magically all at once, in the same few seconds, flipped out and went from Officer Friendly to murderers. These were long-time veterans and this was clearly their standard operating procedure.

I guess that's my real question... Can the prosecutors flip anyone, and if so, what other incidents are they going to learn about?

Yah that's where I am, there are currently a dozen people across 4 emergency services departments that didnt see anything wrong with this behavior.

I have a very hard time believing it wasnt, at the least, tacitly approved if not endorsed by the higher ups.

The speed at which they were willing to throw subordinates under the bus to demonstrate their lack of culpability also seems suspect.

I mean yah it's the correct response, but if the leaders were leading then a response would not be necessary, because it would have been shut down far before it needed a response.


Apparently one of the five drew his gun on someone in the aftermath.

I'm willing to give at least a little benefit of the doubt to people who show up after the attack and find 5 bloodthirsty killers standing over their victim who are all pretty sure they're going to get away with committing murder on video. Would YOU want to taunt that dynamite monkey?
 
2023-01-31 10:13:13 PM  
There are no consequences for police filing false reports. They get to revise them over and over as new evidence comes out and even when they are blatant lies they generally never even review a slap on the wrist for the coverup.

We essentially reward cops who are good at covering up misdeeds.
 
2023-01-31 10:13:50 PM  

olorin604: Because once fox news picks up your report no one needs to watch the video that can be dismissed as incomplete, or misleading, or fake.


"Who you gonna believe? Me or your eyes?"
 
2023-01-31 10:14:31 PM  
If I lie to police, it's a crime.

If police lie to other police, no cop ever gets in trouble.
 
2023-01-31 10:21:17 PM  
Lying is pretty much a requirement if you want to be a cop. Either you are doing crooked shiat or you are covering for people doing crooked shiat.

ACAB.
 
2023-01-31 10:21:19 PM  

leeksfromchichis: olorin604: Theaetetus: hubiestubert: He told the Los Angeles Times that he got his information from sergeants and computer-aided dispatch, and that he hadn't seen any video footage of the encounter before writing the press release.

"This had literally zero intent to deceive or be dishonest or disingenuous. Had we known that this [situation] was what we saw on the video, that statement would have been completely different," Elder told the newspaper.

...and yet, made zero effort to even look at the incident you released a statement about.

Y'all knew sh*t was going to be bad, and this was the best story you had?

They didn't think they needed a better one.
If you watch just the bodycam videos, it's tough to tell what's going on. The cameras miss a lot and you hear them constantly shouting at him to show them his hands, give them his hands, put his hands behind him, roll over, get on the ground, stop resisting, etc., not that he wasn't complying at all. But they know that the tie goes to the cops, so unless there's anything conclusive on the video, everyone will believe anything they say.

And that leads to the logical conclusion that they've done this before. These were not 5 cops who magically all at once, in the same few seconds, flipped out and went from Officer Friendly to murderers. These were long-time veterans and this was clearly their standard operating procedure.

I guess that's my real question... Can the prosecutors flip anyone, and if so, what other incidents are they going to learn about?

Yah that's where I am, there are currently a dozen people across 4 emergency services departments that didnt see anything wrong with this behavior.

I have a very hard time believing it wasnt, at the least, tacitly approved if not endorsed by the higher ups.

The speed at which they were willing to throw subordinates under the bus to demonstrate their lack of culpability also seems suspect.

I mean yah it's the correct response, but if the leaders were leading then a response would not be necessary, because it would have been shut down far before it needed a response.

They had an attack squad called SCORPION full of disposable goons.

This isn't a bug, it's a feature. They probably have a replacement acronym based brute squad already geared up and waiting for the heat to die down to deploy. Brooklyn 99 is great, but real cops are more like Paradise PD: Oops, All Ginas


Probably the Please Excuse All Cop Executions UNIT
 
2023-01-31 10:23:09 PM  

Troy McClure: If I lie to police, it's a crime.

If police lie to other police, no cop ever gets in trouble.


Hell, they can even lie to you
 
2023-01-31 10:23:20 PM  

LordJiro: Cops are trained and encouraged to lie their asses off, from the moment they start their training. Any 'reform', at minimum, has to start with outlawing that; if anything, cops should face harsher punishments for lying than most people.

But at this point, the reforms needed to even START to truly fix American policing are so great that it would actually be easier to just abolish the whole farking thing and start from scratch.


If a lawyer gets caught lying in court they get disbarred, never to be trusted by the court again.

We need the same standard for cops. Make them officers of the court and the smallest deception puts them at risk of NEVER being treated as a trustworthy witness in a court of law ever again. That would make them useless as officers of the law as you would never be able to use their testimony to get a conviction.
 
2023-01-31 10:24:30 PM  
Fox News: This is your brain on Woke CRT.

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2023-01-31 10:25:57 PM  

sammyk: LordJiro: Cops are trained and encouraged to lie their asses off, from the moment they start their training. Any 'reform', at minimum, has to start with outlawing that; if anything, cops should face harsher punishments for lying than most people.

But at this point, the reforms needed to even START to truly fix American policing are so great that it would actually be easier to just abolish the whole farking thing and start from scratch.

If a lawyer gets caught lying in court they get disbarred, never to be trusted by the court again.

We need the same standard for cops. Make them officers of the court and the smallest deception puts them at risk of NEVER being treated as a trustworthy witness in a court of law ever again. That would make them useless as officers of the law as you would never be able to use their testimony to get a conviction.


Some prosecutor offices have done this, made list of cops who are not allowed to provide testimony or statements because rhey have no credibility.

Now once the police and police unions find out about this they usually "go to war" with the prosecutors office instead of cleaning house.
 
2023-01-31 10:33:50 PM  

SpaceMonkey-66: Finally ordered that Ring car camera recently that automatically uploads to the cloud.  For this very reason, and I'm Lily white bread when it comes to race. However, as somebody used to have really long hair and now has a long beard and bald head, I've had a taste it how bad that cops can be on traffic stops.


Ring car camera, eh?

/relevant to my interests
 
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