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(Faddom)   If only submitting successful greenlit links were this easy. Introducing Faddom's free IT tool for mapping physical network devices such as switches and routers. No installation required, see your entire topology in minutes. (Farker-sponsored link)   (marketing.faddom.com) divider line
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somefarkersalt
2023-01-31 12:02:40 PM  
Hi, everyone! I'm some Farker's alt. (username checks out)

I'm a longtime Farker who works for this IT software company. No telling who I am! (*** evil laugh ***)

We sponsored this link for our free physical network device mapper and this thread for our main application dependency mapping tool. I'll stick around in this thread in case anyone has any questions. Hope to generate some interest and help this community with the advertising funds at the same time!

But be forewarned, I don't do devops.

/Chief Time Waster
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:04:30 PM  
When the URL starts with "marketing.faddom.com" you can just stop reading right there.
 
farker99
2023-01-31 12:06:32 PM  
"Works with windows devices"

I've got none of those, so I'm safe.
 
TenJed_77 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:06:42 PM  
Not on your life.
 
Nogrhi [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:07:10 PM  
Is that a plug or an ad?
 
Short Victoria's War
2023-01-31 12:07:35 PM  
Resultant map

proxy <-- proxy <-- proxy <-- proxy <-- proxy <-- proxy <-- proxy <-- internet
 
BumpInTheNight [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:08:35 PM  
I certainly can't think of an easier way then this to give every root & admin cred for your entire network to a rando Israeli company.

I think this is the second time that Fark has linked to this company's marketing site.
 
somefarkersalt
2023-01-31 12:08:58 PM  

Nogrhi: Is that a plug or an ad?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
spaceman375
2023-01-31 12:10:38 PM  
How about one that works despite one or two windows devices (and one apple) on my linux based network?
 
abbarach
2023-01-31 12:11:37 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I certainly can't think of an easier way then this to give every root & admin cred for your entire network to a rando Israeli company.

I think this is the second time that Fark has linked to this company's marketing site.


"Sure, I'll hand the keys to the kingdom to some rando company that spammed a social media site" - No Decent SysAdmin, Ever.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:13:30 PM  

abbarach: BumpInTheNight: I certainly can't think of an easier way then this to give every root & admin cred for your entire network to a rando Israeli company.

I think this is the second time that Fark has linked to this company's marketing site.

"Sure, I'll hand the keys to the kingdom to some rando company that spammed a social media site" - No Decent SysAdmin, Ever.


I gave them my social security number and they didn't even ask for it!
 
somefarkersalt
2023-01-31 12:14:31 PM  

SpectroBoy: I gave them my social security number and they didn't even ask for it!


Thank you for that.
 
BenSaw2 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:15:31 PM  
<grabs popcorn shrimp>

/ I don't like popcorn
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:16:57 PM  

SpectroBoy: abbarach: BumpInTheNight: I certainly can't think of an easier way then this to give every root & admin cred for your entire network to a rando Israeli company.

I think this is the second time that Fark has linked to this company's marketing site.

"Sure, I'll hand the keys to the kingdom to some rando company that spammed a social media site" - No Decent SysAdmin, Ever.

I gave them my social security number and they didn't even ask for it!


I gave them YOUR social security number!
 
BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:17:13 PM  
I'm confused.

Headline says "no installation required".

Enter business email and download........

Doesn't downloading imply something is being installed in some fashion?
 
BenSaw2 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:17:16 PM  
Guy's c'mon - this is legit!

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
somefarkersalt
2023-01-31 12:18:48 PM  

BenSaw2: Guy's c'mon - this is legit!


Please see the Boobies at the top of this thread.

/EIP for my award winning Tuna Jello recipe
 
somefarkersalt
2023-01-31 12:19:13 PM  

somefarkersalt: BenSaw2: Guy's c'mon - this is legit!

Please see the Boobies at the top of this thread.


Dammit.
 
covfefe [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:22:56 PM  
Mapping physical objects like in space, or as a schematic of connections? What does it do once it shows the result?
 
Marbleisheavy
2023-01-31 12:26:06 PM  
An account created today wants people to put in SNMP credentials for a full network scan from a foreign company's business.

Oh and BTW you agree to a whole list of documents that aren't linked anywhere by providing your email address.

Seems legit.

Since we're seeing about this on Fark, how well did it work for Fark to provide this info and get your free trial?  I can only assume that you've used it or at least approve of it.

If you didn't use it, why not?  And then why would anyone else's sysadmin use it.

/actually responsible for breaking up The Beatles
 
youre killing independent george
2023-01-31 12:28:34 PM  
As an IT security professional, here's my reaction to this product and website:

laugh harder
Youtube _n5E7feJHw0


This is nothing but security theater and simple recon that scans your shiat and pipes it off to people you don't want to have an internal view of your infrastructure.

This is for fools and idiot C-suite morons that don't listen to practicing security professionals' advice/recommendations.
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:30:21 PM  
Domain Name: faddom.com
Registry Domain ID: 2604827200_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.godaddy.com
Registrar URL: https://www.godaddy.com
Updated Date: 2022-04-14T05:42:28Z
Creation Date: 2021-04-13T08:08:31Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2023-04-13T08:08:31Z
Registrar: GoDaddy.com, LLC
Registrar IANA ID: 146
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: abuse[nospam-﹫-backwards]y­d­d­adog*com
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.4806242505
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientUpdateProhibited
Domain Status: clientRenewProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientRenewProhibited
Domain Status: clientDeleteProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientDeleteProhibited
Registry Registrant ID: Not Available From Registry
Registrant Name: Registration Private
Registrant Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Registrant Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Registrant Street: 2155 E Warner Rd
Registrant City: Tempe
Registrant State/Province: Arizona
Registrant Postal Code: 85284
Registrant Country: US
Registrant Phone: +1.4806242599
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax: +1.4806242598
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email: Select Contact Domain Holder link at https://www.godaddy.com/whois/results.aspx?domain=faddom.com
Registry Admin ID: Not Available From Registry
Admin Name: Registration Private
Admin Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Admin Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Admin Street: 2155 E Warner Rd
Admin City: Tempe
Admin State/Province: Arizona
Admin Postal Code: 85284
Admin Country: US
Admin Phone: +1.4806242599
Admin Phone Ext:
Admin Fax: +1.4806242598
Admin Fax Ext:
Admin Email: Select Contact Domain Holder link at https://www.godaddy.com/whois/results.aspx?domain=faddom.com
Registry Tech ID: Not Available From Registry
Tech Name: Registration Private
Tech Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Tech Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Tech Street: 2155 E Warner Rd
Tech City: Tempe
Tech State/Province: Arizona
Tech Postal Code: 85284
Tech Country: US
Tech Phone: +1.4806242599
Tech Phone Ext:
Tech Fax: +1.4806242598
Tech Fax Ext:
Tech Email: Select Contact Domain Holder link at https://www.godaddy.com/whois/results.aspx?domain=faddom.com
Name Server: NS05.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
Name Server: NS06.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
DNSSEC: unsigned
URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/
>>> Last update of WHOIS database: 2023-01-31T17:26:01Z <<<

Domain registered through a third party privacy front and lists no real contact info.

Seems legit.
 
cranked
2023-01-31 12:30:47 PM  
Hey all, be sure to install my FREE anti-trojan scanning software before trying the IT mapping tool. Better safe than sorry!

https\:/free!downloads/goaheadandinstallme-totallysafe-trustmebaby.exe
 
New Rising Sun
2023-01-31 12:32:02 PM  

BizarreMan: I'm confused.

Headline says "no installation required".

Enter business email and download........

Doesn't downloading imply something is being installed in some fashion?


Plus:

Fark user image

Yet...these are not available on that page or linked that I can see.

Fark user imageView Full Size

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
emiliogtz
2023-01-31 12:34:23 PM  
"Windows devices..."
Leaves me out.

/don't get me started on the problem with tea towels
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:34:50 PM  
Do not eat the farker salt.
 
Fista-Phobia
2023-01-31 12:35:31 PM  
terraform {
  required_providers {
      faddom = {
          source = "noClue"
          version >= 0.0
       }
   }
}

resource "justF#ckMyShiatUp" "yeahOk" {
  ami  = "ami-123hamassucks"
  type = "m6idn.32xlarge"
}
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:36:35 PM  
What the hell is a farker salt?
 
the_rhino [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:37:28 PM  
ALL OUR DEVICE ARE BELONG TO FADDOM
 
arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:40:50 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Do not eat the farker salt.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
somefarkersalt
2023-01-31 12:43:21 PM  

the_rhino: ALL OUR DEVICE ARE BELONG TO FADDOM


But you still can has cheezburger.
 
ChrisDe
2023-01-31 12:46:27 PM  
This looks fishy to me, I'm pretty careful with my information. Anyway, back to TikTok...
 
GardenWeasel [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:49:21 PM  
I read that as fapdoms.com at first. Oops.
 
the_rhino [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:54:27 PM  

somefarkersalt: the_rhino: ALL OUR DEVICE ARE BELONG TO FADDOM

But you still can has cheezburger.


What if the cheezburger doesn't support SNMP?
 
Lsherm [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 1:00:36 PM  

arrogantbastich: What the hell is a farker salt?


Farker salt makes the penis mightier taste better.
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 1:08:54 PM  

markie_farkie: Domain Name: faddom.com
Registry Domain ID: 2604827200_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.godaddy.com
Registrar URL: https://www.godaddy.com
Updated Date: 2022-04-14T05:42:28Z
Creation Date: 2021-04-13T08:08:31Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2023-04-13T08:08:31Z
Registrar: GoDaddy.com, LLC
Registrar IANA ID: 146
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: abuse[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x12]yddadog[* image 7x12]com
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.4806242505
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientUpdateProhibited
Domain Status: clientRenewProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientRenewProhibited
Domain Status: clientDeleteProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientDeleteProhibited
Registry Registrant ID: Not Available From Registry
Registrant Name: Registration Private
Registrant Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Registrant Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Registrant Street: 2155 E Warner Rd
Registrant City: Tempe
Registrant State/Province: Arizona
Registrant Postal Code: 85284
Registrant Country: US
Registrant Phone: +1.4806242599
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax: +1.4806242598
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email: Select Contact Domain Holder link at https://www.godaddy.com/whois/results.aspx?domain=faddom.com
Registry Admin ID: Not Available From Registry
Admin Name: Registration Private
Admin Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Admin Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Admin Street: 2155 E Warner Rd
Admin City: Tempe
Admin State/Province: Arizona
Admin Postal Code: 85284
Admin Country: US
Admin Phone: +1.4806242599
Admin Phone Ext:
Admin Fax: +1.4806242598
Admin Fax Ext:
Admin Email: Select Contact Domain Holder link at https://www.godaddy.com/whois/results.aspx?domain=faddom.com
Registry Tech ID: Not Available From Registry
Tech Name: Registration Private
Tech Organization: Domains By Proxy, LLC
Tech Street: DomainsByProxy.com
Tech Street: 2155 E War ...


No, basically that just means they registered through godaddy and added domain privacy (mostly to reduce spam calls, realistically).
 
Fear the Clam
2023-01-31 1:42:43 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

Niiice clipart.
 
Cary Granite
2023-01-31 2:00:36 PM  

arrogantbastich: What the hell is a farker salt?


It's a lot like a superb owl.
 
basho
2023-01-31 2:02:45 PM  
external-content.duckduckgo.comView Full Size
 
GardenWeasel [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 2:07:25 PM  
This is the 2nd time this tool has been greened on Fark in the last few weeks. The last time the submitter didn't show up in the thread.

https://www.fark.com/comments/12711292/Your-dog-wants-steak-but-your-IT-team-needs-an-agentless-application-dependency-mapping-tool-At-left-map-your-entire-hybrid-IT-infrastructure-in-one-hour-free-trial-no-credit-card-needed-At-right-IT-snark-Farker-sponsored-link

Et tu, Drew?
 
rpm
2023-01-31 2:11:23 PM  

somefarkersalt: somefarkersalt: BenSaw2: Guy's c'mon - this is legit!

Please see the Boobies at the top of this thread.

Dammit.


You'd have more luck if you offered boobies.

Come on, a long time farker and surprised by the filter?
 
somefarkersalt
2023-01-31 2:12:03 PM  

GardenWeasel: This is the 2nd time this tool has been greened on Fark in the last few weeks. The last time the submitter didn't show up in the thread.

https://www.fark.com/comments/12711292/Your-dog-wants-steak-but-your-IT-team-needs-an-agentless-application-dependency-mapping-tool-At-left-map-your-entire-hybrid-IT-infrastructure-in-one-hour-free-trial-no-credit-card-needed-At-right-IT-snark-Farker-sponsored-link

Et tu, Drew?


Point of clarification. I'm "subby," of course -- but this is a paid, sponsored link. (If it was not obvious.)

Second, it is a different tool. This thread is our free, standalone network device mapping tool. The prior link was our main application dependency mapping software (which also includes the network device mapper).

/completed a marathon while eating a sandwich
 
somefarkersalt
2023-01-31 2:13:56 PM  

rpm: You'd have more luck if you offered boobies.


I'd have less luck if I offered my man boobies.

Come on, a long time farker and surprised by the filter?

The utter depravity of this site never fails to surprise me, even after many years.
 
rpm
2023-01-31 2:14:06 PM  

arrogantbastich: What the hell is a farker salt?


It's what you get when you mix a farker base and a farker acid, duh.
 
somefarkersalt
2023-01-31 2:36:55 PM  

covfefe: Mapping physical objects like in space, or as a schematic of connections? What does it do once it shows the result?


Thanks for the question! Here's the embedded YouTube video from the page linked at the left of the headline.

Faddom Network Mapping
Youtube UfRtlirJHns
 
Teddy Brosevelt
2023-01-31 2:45:05 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size


not today, skynet
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-31 2:48:35 PM  

SpectroBoy: abbarach: BumpInTheNight: I certainly can't think of an easier way then this to give every root & admin cred for your entire network to a rando Israeli company.

I think this is the second time that Fark has linked to this company's marketing site.

"Sure, I'll hand the keys to the kingdom to some rando company that spammed a social media site" - No Decent SysAdmin, Ever.

I gave them my social security number and they didn't even ask for it!


What a coincidence! I gave them your SSN also.
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-31 2:48:52 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: SpectroBoy: abbarach: BumpInTheNight: I certainly can't think of an easier way then this to give every root & admin cred for your entire network to a rando Israeli company.

I think this is the second time that Fark has linked to this company's marketing site.

"Sure, I'll hand the keys to the kingdom to some rando company that spammed a social media site" - No Decent SysAdmin, Ever.

I gave them my social security number and they didn't even ask for it!

I gave them YOUR social security number!


dammit!
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-31 2:51:07 PM  

covfefe: Mapping physical objects like in space, or as a schematic of connections? What does it do once it shows the result?


Anal.
/Lysis, I mean.
//No wait, that means ripping my ass open.
///third slashy in tribute to the Site That Shall Not Be Linked.
 
rpm
2023-01-31 2:52:14 PM  

Prof. Frink: SpectroBoy: abbarach: BumpInTheNight: I certainly can't think of an easier way then this to give every root & admin cred for your entire network to a rando Israeli company.

I think this is the second time that Fark has linked to this company's marketing site.

"Sure, I'll hand the keys to the kingdom to some rando company that spammed a social media site" - No Decent SysAdmin, Ever.

I gave them my social security number and they didn't even ask for it!

What a coincidence! I gave them your SSN also.


They actually let you type ***-**-****?
 
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