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(Sky.com)   German woman allegedly finds a useful purpose for social media: finding a lookalike to murder in order to fake your own death   (news.sky.com) divider line
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2739 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2023 at 6:14 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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AuralArgument
2023-01-31 6:16:42 PM  
das ist gut
 
mistahtom
2023-01-31 6:18:14 PM  
Isn't Doppleganger German for joy from someone else's suffering?   Or is that Semper Diem?
 
Nick Nostril
2023-01-31 6:21:48 PM  
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I have nothing snarky to say aboot this story, so here is a pic of some pelicans I took whilst on St. John.
 
AlgaeRancher [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:21:52 PM  
Well that is a valid use of technology
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-01-31 6:23:40 PM  

mistahtom: Isn't Doppleganger German for joy from someone else's suffering?   Or is that Semper Diem?


No, that's "que sera, sera"
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-01-31 6:24:36 PM  

Nick Nostril: [Fark user image 850x637]

I have nothing snarky to say aboot this story, so here is a pic of some pelicans I took whilst on St. John.


reported for posting fowl images
 
mistahtom
2023-01-31 6:28:00 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: mistahtom: Isn't Doppleganger German for joy from someone else's suffering?   Or is that Semper Diem?

No, that's "que sera, sera"


gesundheit
 
uberalice
2023-01-31 6:28:18 PM  
I was told by a coworker that they saw my doppelgänger last weekend at a nearby hardware store. My question is, if I saw my own doppelgänger, would I recognize me?
Oh, and thanks autocarrot for catching the umlaut.
 
SurelyShirley
2023-01-31 6:30:53 PM  
You know who else...

th.bing.comView Full Size


/yes I know, Austrian
//have a Foster's, mate
///prost!
 
johnphantom
2023-01-31 6:34:11 PM  
Yeah she was an Iraqi afraid of Islamic Sharia Law with her family. Funny what religion will drive you to, isn't it? Or is it so common it is to be expected?
 
minnesotaboy
2023-01-31 6:42:39 PM  
Law and Order already did it.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:51:15 PM  

uberalice: I was told by a coworker that they saw my doppelgänger last weekend at a nearby hardware store. My question is, if I saw my own doppelgänger, would I recognize me?
Oh, and thanks autocarrot for catching the umlaut.


Yes but it's really bad luck
 
Craw Fu
2023-01-31 6:52:45 PM  

mistahtom: Isn't Doppleganger German for joy from someone else's suffering?   Or is that Semper Diem?


I believe the word you're thinking about is schadenfreude - shameful joy is the closest translation
 
Dadoody
2023-01-31 6:53:34 PM  
Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say if only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan
Born to be a carbon copy man
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
Look at the way we go out walking close together
I guess you could say I'm really beside myself
I still remember how it began
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father
Just a test tube and a womb with a view
I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin' in stereo, it's all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza, so I say
I think I'm a clone now
Another one of me's always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now
I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world renowned
I think I'm a clone now
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now
Thats my genetic twin always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
 
claytonemery [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:15:06 PM  
A Lifetime movie that writes itself.
 
BolshyGreatYarblocks
2023-01-31 7:20:54 PM  
'German' woman.
 
zeaper12
2023-01-31 7:24:17 PM  

Nick Nostril: [Fark user image image 850x637]

I have nothing snarky to say aboot this story, so here is a pic of some pelicans I took whilst on St. John.


St. John is my favorite island!
 
Avery614
2023-01-31 7:26:04 PM  

johnphantom: Yeah she was an Iraqi afraid of Islamic Sharia Law with her family. Funny what religion will drive you to, isn't it? Or is it so common it is to be expected?


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maxwellton
2023-01-31 8:06:52 PM  
How was she planning to fake DNA evidence?
 
GhostOfSavageHenry
2023-01-31 8:09:29 PM  
The 80's called, they want their fool proof, perfect crime back. Also their put downs, but that's not subject to modern DNA testing.
 
freakingmoron
2023-01-31 8:14:00 PM  
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/oblig
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 8:17:05 PM  
The guy at my CVS looks exactly like Dennis Rader. It's simultaneously creepy and hilarious.
 
Last Man on Earth
2023-01-31 9:06:15 PM  
Wow, I wonder how she's going to get out of this one?
 
Stud Gerbil
2023-01-31 10:15:18 PM  
Another Fletch thread?   I approve.
 
Lars The Canadian Viking
2023-01-31 10:37:29 PM  
Just go to a country with bribeable officials and pay for your death certificate. Easy. Pretty common life insurance fraud IIRC.
 
Brynden Rivers
2023-01-31 11:53:41 PM  

uberalice: I was told by a coworker that they saw my doppelgänger last weekend at a nearby hardware store. My question is, if I saw my own doppelgänger, would I recognize me?
Oh, and thanks autocarrot for catching the umlaut.


"How would I know which one I was?"

The Ricky Gervais Show Doppleganger
Youtube E4Qo9ffOQDo
 
SurelyShirley
2023-02-01 12:31:35 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: 'German' woman.


"Sharaban K" is clearly not German.

Ilse, Johanna or Dorothea would be a different story, but those lovely women wouldn't commit a crime, now would they, Mr Heidrich?
 
ukexpat
2023-02-01 12:48:30 AM  

mistahtom: Isn't Doppleganger German for joy from someone else's suffering?   Or is that Semper Diem?


No, that's aardvark.
 
ukexpat
2023-02-01 12:50:26 AM  
Well, all I have to say is that my doppelgänger is one lucky, lucky bastard.
 
AuralArgument
2023-02-01 10:03:48 AM  
Exile On Beale Street:

I knew a guy who looked like Dahmer.

I told him, the next day he had shaved his head, the next week he had buddy holly style glasses ( early 200's) .

He thanked me, he was wondering why people were creeped out by him.
 
cousin-merle
2023-02-01 12:31:32 PM  

SurelyShirley: You know who else...

[th.bing.com image 417x180]

/yes I know, Austrian
//have a Foster's, mate
///prost!


Get used it it, Hitler.
 
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