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Original [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:16:57 AM  
Original Tweet:
 
OdradekRex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:19:15 AM  
17, but it's my lunch break.

Counting Song (BUG TV) | Adam Buxton
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coffeetime [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:19:31 AM  
He left out the Irish.
 
SpockYouOut [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:22:14 AM  
they're making it sound like

Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be
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raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:22:18 AM  
Now that is one group I'd love to hang with!   Also, I'm not sure I know the definition of a whoremonger.    *googles* Oh.....yeah no, I'm not a pimp.
 
Madison_Smiled [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:24:38 AM  
Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company.
 
wearsmanyhats [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:25:42 AM  
I only got 17 :-(
 
Rene ala Carte [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:25:43 AM  
He forgot "Christian Sign Holders".
 
Best in this World [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:26:58 AM  
21
 
Badmoodman [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:28:09 AM  
"Mary-worshipping Catholics"


That must also mean anyone who's read a Dan Brown novel or seen the movie adaptation of same.
 
bearded clamorer [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:33:41 AM  
21
 
MrBallou [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:34:47 AM  
15, but you've given me ideas for a few more.
 
flappy_penguin [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:35:20 AM  
29-30... y'all is amateurs
 
Xcott [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:36:50 AM  

Rene ala Carte: He forgot "Christian Sign Holders".


It's there under "bitter people."
 
enry [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:38:44 AM  
I got to 13 but I'm a cis het white guy.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:39:51 AM  
New-Age Guru's what?
 
Madison_Smiled [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:42:11 AM  
Tl:dr: If anything in life brings you joy or pleasure, you are going to Hell.

Wish you'd come to me first, Sign Person. I could have saved you a lot of time and materials.
 
raerae1980 [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:43:06 AM  
Also, how the hell did Vampires avoid that list, yet witches and sorceres got top mentions??!!
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:44:42 AM  
it's the mixed possessive and plural apostrophes (or is it apostrophe's) for me
 
Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:45:09 AM  
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Madison_Smiled [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:45:18 AM  

EatHam: it's the mixed possessive and plural apostrophes (or is it apostrophe's) for me


Now, THAT is worthy of eternal damnation.
 
Demetrius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:47:24 AM  
18. Looks like I have things to do tonight.
 
Stephen_Falken [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:51:29 AM  
Don't forget mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, dimwits, halfwits - or METHODISTS

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Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:52:01 AM  
A question arouse as I was tabulating my score: Does someone have to be aroused by it in order to qualify as "Dirty Dancing?" Can a dumpy middle-aged white guy check that box with a particularly enthusiastic bump-and-grind?
 
Munden [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:53:41 AM  
I mean, I took Sin-friendly heresy 101 and 102 in college, but I was never a teacher, so how do I score that?
 
Martian_Astronomer [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:56:38 AM  

Munden: I mean, I took Sin-friendly heresy 101 and 102 in college, but I was never a teacher, so how do I score that?


It's also a really unnecessary qualifier; What if it's sin-hating heresy or sin-unamused heresy? They made it over-narrow so that there are a lot of categories of heresy that don't actually make the list.
 
Hubris Boy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 11:57:02 AM  
I hate how evolutionists are always lumped in with tattoo getters. WE'RE NOT LIKE THEM.
 
Madison_Smiled [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:02:23 PM  

Hubris Boy: I hate how evolutionists are always lumped in with tattoo getters. WE'RE NOT LIKE THEM.


*ahem*
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/the SPECIAL Hell
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:06:07 PM  
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Cultured [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:08:25 PM  
Only 14, sigh, looks like I have to up my game.
 
leviosaurus [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:10:01 PM  
I got 21, but I admit they're mostly the boring ones. I've been teaching people sin-friendly heresy from way back.

/So did that Jesus guy, tho
//Hung out with prostitutes, and the religious authorities of his time called him a heretic
 
Farking Clown Shoes [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:15:00 PM  
I consider myself to be a seasoned Farker, but the seasoning is cilantro.

Made it to 21 on nutty sign person's scale.
 
Hubris Boy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:16:04 PM  

Madison_Smiled: Hubris Boy: I hate how evolutionists are always lumped in with tattoo getters. WE'RE NOT LIKE THEM.

*ahem*
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/the SPECIAL Hell


Freak. 🤨
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:16:38 PM  
Leaving what exactly?
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:21:06 PM  
18 here, though I'm hoping to raise my score by dirty dancing and gangsta rapping at a wild party soon.
 
Squid_for_Brains [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:24:38 PM  
I'd be surprised to find any score under 12. This is Fark. We're like Satan's own kindergarten class.
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:25:43 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


All but hard drugs, tattoo haver, and that random clump of current religions.
 
Primum non nocere [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:41:57 PM  
"rock n' rollers".
But if its Christian rock n' roll?

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/ oblig
 
freidog
2023-01-31 12:44:27 PM  
I'll give them Jehovah's Witnesses.
The rest, I'm all good with.
 
Qatmandu
2023-01-31 12:45:26 PM  
17.  I gotta start gettin' out more...
 
Stepqhen
2023-01-31 12:46:17 PM  
25!
Whoo hooo!
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:56:04 PM  
A mere 19 for me, but I'm old now and I've given up some of my old ways.

And on what basis is "alcohol drinking" a mortal sin?  Wasn't the Jeebus himself quite the wine aficionado?
 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 12:58:12 PM  

Primum non nocere: "rock n' rollers".
But if its Christian rock n' roll?

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/ oblig


On the other hand:

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xanadian [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:59:09 PM  
Nine?  NINE!??!?

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Nogale
2023-01-31 1:04:35 PM  
I got 10.
 
Combustion [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 1:06:52 PM  
I'm not a lesbian, but I have the same tastes, so does that count???
 
Bargoyle
2023-01-31 1:18:34 PM  
22, but some are pretty close to duplicates....
 
Rip_Rufus
2023-01-31 1:26:40 PM  

raerae1980: Also, how the hell did Vampires avoid that list, yet witches and sorceres got top mentions??!!


Depending on the denomination, drinking blood is part of Sunday services.

We all know it's wine (shiatty wine, at that) but they "believe" it's been transformed to blood. Blood of a lich, depending on which version we're using.
 
leviosaurus [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 1:27:44 PM  

Rip_Rufus: raerae1980: Also, how the hell did Vampires avoid that list, yet witches and sorceres got top mentions??!!

Depending on the denomination, drinking blood is part of Sunday services.

We all know it's wine (shiatty wine, at that) but they "believe" it's been transformed to blood. Blood of a lich, depending on which version we're using.


Catholics are specifically called out. That's how I made 21.

/Haven't been to church since I was 8, but pretty sure that still counts to this dude
 
Bargoyle
2023-01-31 1:30:54 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: I'd be surprised to find any score under 12. This is Fark. We're like Satan's own kindergarten class.


Well, we used to be, until advertisers told us we had to clean up our act....

\I know, I'll get over it
 
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