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(Law and Crime)   Pooping perpetrator jumps in river, comes out clean on the other side   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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1595 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2023 at 1:45 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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HotWingConspiracy
2023-01-31 1:48:19 PM  
Nathan David Long was arrested several days later after police say they caught him jumping into a river naked and he allegedly confessed to the break-in.
 
The Exit Stencilist
2023-01-31 1:48:41 PM  
Was "poopetrator" too difficult?
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 1:49:11 PM  
I hope he wiped himself before jumping in.
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-31 1:52:36 PM  
Link appears to be farked. I can only guess this was the scene:

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KY Jerry [OhFark]
2023-01-31 1:53:16 PM  
Of course it's Florida
 
BitwiseShift
2023-01-31 1:59:08 PM  
So, the water temp in Florida is a few degree above freezing and the alligators are all frozen?
 
rnatalie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 1:59:29 PM  

cyberspacedout: Link appears to be farked. I can only guess this was the scene:

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Why he chose enchilada night, I will never know.
 
frankb00th
2023-01-31 2:03:01 PM  
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When you gotta poop, poop, dont swim.
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 2:04:11 PM  
Pooping'... and creating a nuisance
 
LarryDan43
2023-01-31 2:07:00 PM  

KY Jerry: Of course it's Florida


Wher tag?
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-31 2:17:49 PM  

cyberspacedout: Link appears to be farked. I can only guess this was the scene:

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Oh wait, it's working now. Makes more sense that he was completely naked.

Guy should've brought soap with him, so he could make a clean getaway.
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2023-01-31 2:40:56 PM  

cyberspacedout: cyberspacedout: Link appears to be farked. I can only guess this was the scene:

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Oh wait, it's working now. Makes more sense that he was completely naked.

Guy should've brought soap with him, so he could make a clean getaway.


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Mock26
2023-01-31 3:06:24 PM  
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All burglars should have a signature calling card.
 
bedonkadonk [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:25:37 PM  
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Qwurky1
2023-01-31 4:43:21 PM  
No one thought to call him "the poopetrator"?
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-02-01 9:34:06 AM  

Mock26: [Fark user image 259x194]

All burglars should have a signature calling card.


Are they the Wet Bandits? Or did they really change their name to the Sticky Bandits?
 
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