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(Times Record News)   Texas judge lifts restraining order on sheriff who was sexually harassing female members of his staff, because what's the point of letting the ladies into your station if you can't pat them on the ass now and then, amiright?   (timesrecordnews.com) divider line
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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:53:57 PM  
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Watubi
2023-01-31 12:56:13 PM  
Due to procedural mistakes.  I swear, Fark is becoming Facebook.
 
The Pope of Manwich Village
2023-01-31 12:57:27 PM  
Just a good old boy
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Slappin' asses for the law, since the day he was sworn
 
VisualiseThis
2023-01-31 12:58:41 PM  
I think we're missing the important question here, was the ass phat?
 
olorin604
2023-01-31 12:59:16 PM  
Since the sheriff is the supreme legal authority in their county why is a judge even involved.
 
dracos31
2023-01-31 1:00:40 PM  
I don't see ass-slapping in the Constitution.

Lock Him Up.
 
Lsherm [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 1:05:53 PM  
I've read that article twice and I still can't figure out what's going on.
 
6655321
2023-01-31 1:06:00 PM  
The judge and the sheriff should both be locked up.  The compensation  that will awarded to the women should not come from taxpayers. What has happened to the Minimum rules of conduct for public officials?
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 1:09:54 PM  

Watubi: I swear, Fark is becoming Facebook.


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greatgodyoshi [BareFark]
2023-01-31 1:14:36 PM  

Lsherm: I've read that article twice and I still can't figure out what's going on.


I don't...what? Where do you think you are? Reading an article? What's next? Using toilet paper to wipe your ass? The nerve!
 
Weaver95
2023-01-31 1:17:07 PM  
Look, it's Texas. The moment you make it clear that you as well armed as the cops, the cops will run.
 
Braggi
2023-01-31 1:21:03 PM  
Come on.  He didn't beat them to death so it should be all good.


/s
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2023-01-31 1:23:07 PM  
If you're a woman in Texas, leave ASAP.
 
OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2023-01-31 1:24:41 PM  

Watubi: Due to procedural mistakes.  I swear, Fark is becoming Facebook.


Yeah, it's gotta be three swats on the behind before it's considered sexual harassment, to the judge.
 
jdlenke
2023-01-31 1:26:24 PM  
I know right?
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2023-01-31 1:27:39 PM  

dracos31: I don't see ass-slapping in the Constitution.

Lock Him Up.


I think it's in the same part that says conservative Christians get to impose their beliefs on everyone else.
 
Trik
2023-01-31 1:30:14 PM  
Hey now subby, they call them "Little Ladies" in them thar neck O' the woods.
Not females, not women.
Get it right subby.
 
Rip_Rufus
2023-01-31 1:30:16 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Just a good old boy
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Slappin' asses for the law, since the day he was sworn


Dude...lemonade through the nose hurts. I wish I could funny that twice.

\ no alts
 
Barricaded Gunman
2023-01-31 1:30:20 PM  
"Hopefully, nothing is going to happen to these people in the interim if you hold the TRO is void," Frank Douthitt, a local attorney and former district judge, said.
Gabriel said she certainly hoped not.
"Clearly this court is going to have jurisdiction in this case and can take the appropriate measures if appropriate measures are needed," Gabriel said. "So I would certainly advise . . . people to conduct themselves accordingly."


Given that you just gave Sheriff Grab-Ass his gun and badge back, I'd say your notions of what constitutes appropriate behavior are sh*t, and your flaccid "I would certainly advise..." in lieu of an actual order is an embarrassment to the judiciary.

Also, this is the judge in question: Senior Justice Lee Gabriel.
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In honor of her shoulder-shrugging at this pig's criminal behavior, I sincerely hope her boss helps himself to a hearty handful of her ass at the office today. I mean... what's the harm, right?
 
Begoggle
2023-01-31 1:34:57 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Also, this is the judge in question: Senior Justice Lee Gabriel.
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In honor of her shoulder-shrugging at this pig's criminal behavior, I sincerely hope her boss helps himself to a hearty handful of her ass at the office today. I mean... what's the harm, right?


Who exactly is the boss of a Senior Justice?
 
hammettman
2023-01-31 1:36:30 PM  
I swear, all those 70s movies--Macon County Line, Jackson County Jail, Smokey & the Bandit, etc...-- with the stereotypes about southern sheriffs, yeah, they were pretty much dead on.
 
BunchaRubes
2023-01-31 1:39:27 PM  

Watubi: Due to procedural mistakes.  I swear, Fark is becoming Facebook.


It's laughably worse.  The restraining order expired today anyhow.
 
Red Shirt Blues
2023-01-31 1:40:46 PM  
Barricaded Gunman:
In honor of her shoulder-shrugging at this pig's criminal behavior, I sincerely hope her boss helps himself to a hearty handful of her ass at the office today. I mean... what's the harm, right?

Settle down Beavis and read the article slowly and carefully. Yes...yes...welcome to fark.
 
KY Jerry [OhFark]
2023-01-31 1:46:02 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: If you're a woman in Texas, leave ASAP.


Some women can't leave since the rest of America limits adequate equal legal protection to outbreeders.
 
TiberiusGracchus44
2023-01-31 1:54:45 PM  

Begoggle: Barricaded Gunman: Also, this is the judge in question: Senior Justice Lee Gabriel.
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In honor of her shoulder-shrugging at this pig's criminal behavior, I sincerely hope her boss helps himself to a hearty handful of her ass at the office today. I mean... what's the harm, right?

Who exactly is the boss of a Senior Justice?


Chief Justice of the State Supreme Court?
 
Boojum2k
2023-01-31 1:59:05 PM  

hammettman: I swear, all those 70s movies--Macon County Line, Jackson County Jail, Smokey & the Bandit, etc...-- with the stereotypes about southern sheriffs, yeah, they were pretty much dead on.


Smokey was the antagonist in S&TB but he wasn't a villainous one. "Here's how you deal with the Klan, Junior" pretty well underscored that point.
 
muphasta
2023-01-31 2:01:15 PM  

Begoggle: Barricaded Gunman: Also, this is the judge in question: Senior Justice Lee Gabriel.
Fark user imageView Full Size

In honor of her shoulder-shrugging at this pig's criminal behavior, I sincerely hope her boss helps himself to a hearty handful of her ass at the office today. I mean... what's the harm, right?

Who exactly is the boss of a Senior Justice?


If it was anything like the navy, it would be Master Justice. But I don't think that is how it works.
 
Begoggle
2023-01-31 2:01:15 PM  

TiberiusGracchus44: Begoggle: Barricaded Gunman: Also, this is the judge in question: Senior Justice Lee Gabriel.
Fark user imageView Full Size

In honor of her shoulder-shrugging at this pig's criminal behavior, I sincerely hope her boss helps himself to a hearty handful of her ass at the office today. I mean... what's the harm, right?

Who exactly is the boss of a Senior Justice?

Chief Justice of the State Supreme Court?


Not really, no.
 
Red Shirt Blues
2023-01-31 2:05:26 PM  

Boojum2k: hammettman: I swear, all those 70s movies--Macon County Line, Jackson County Jail, Smokey & the Bandit, etc...-- with the stereotypes about southern sheriffs, yeah, they were pretty much dead on.

Smokey was the antagonist in S&TB but he wasn't a villainous one. "Here's how you deal with the Klan, Junior" pretty well underscored that point.


Yep, I just can't see Ralph Kramden as a villain.
 
Karma Chameleon
2023-01-31 2:14:41 PM  

Watubi: Due to procedural mistakes.  I swear, Fark is becoming Facebook.


Old people complaining all day?

Actually Facebook became Fark
 
Ker_Thwap [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 2:17:48 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Watubi: Due to procedural mistakes.  I swear, Fark is becoming Facebook.

Yeah, it's gotta be three swats on the behind before it's considered sexual harassment, to the judge.


No doubt, the office/court/agency that made and/or allowed the procedural mistakes will investigate itself and decide that no harm has really been done, so no one ever need face responsibility, and this Sheriff gets three free gropings before they can fire the woman for harassing him like should have been done in the first place.

IANAL
IANATexan
 
Barricaded Gunman
2023-01-31 2:18:11 PM  

Begoggle: Barricaded Gunman: Also, this is the judge in question: Senior Justice Lee Gabriel.
Fark user imageView Full Size

In honor of her shoulder-shrugging at this pig's criminal behavior, I sincerely hope her boss helps himself to a hearty handful of her ass at the office today. I mean... what's the harm, right?

Who exactly is the boss of a Senior Justice?


Are you imagining that she has no superiors?

That Senior Justice Lee Gabriel IS, in fact, "The Law"?
 
austerity101
2023-01-31 2:51:30 PM  
Once again...

Maybe We Don't Need Sheriffs - SOME MORE NEWS
Youtube gt5I3V5hWkU
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-31 2:56:41 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Watubi: Due to procedural mistakes.  I swear, Fark is becoming Facebook.

Yeah, it's gotta be three swats on the behind before it's considered sexual harassment, to the judge.


Is there a reduction in the number of allowable swats if you say "nice buns, doll-face" when you're doing it?
 
stuffy
2023-01-31 3:03:30 PM  
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Wait till the Lady's see the new uniforms.
 
AAAAGGGGHHHH
2023-01-31 3:06:15 PM  
Subby could have just titled it "Texas" and the rest would have been obvious
 
Mock26
2023-01-31 3:09:02 PM  

Watubi: Due to procedural mistakes.  I swear, Fark is becoming Facebook.


Fark has always been worse than Facebook.
 
cfreak [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:24:49 PM  

VisualiseThis: I think we're missing the important question here, was the ass phat?


Given that it's Clay County, yes ... but not in a good way.
 
Theroddd
2023-01-31 3:33:13 PM  

austerity101: Once again...

[YouTube video: Maybe We Don't Need Sheriffs - SOME MORE NEWS]


Love SMN! Nice to see it here.
 
cfreak [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:39:14 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Subby could have just titled it "Texas" and the rest would have been obvious


I would argue that civilization is starting to spread from Dallas, Travis (Austin), Harris (Houston), and Bexar (San Antonio) counties.  Tarrant (Fort Worth) and Collin (northern Dallas 'burbs) are getting there.  Clay county is on the edge of this (just north of Fort Worth).  The fact that this Sheriff is even being investigated is a sign of change. 20 years ago it would have all been swept under the rug.

/ and despite this procedural problem it doesn't seem like this dude is going to be off the hook
 
snowballinhell
2023-01-31 4:02:44 PM  
We need a Texas tag
 
kendelrio
2023-01-31 4:07:38 PM  
FTFA: "...as well as assaulting one by slapping her buttocks"

If he said "Good game!" when he did it, it doesn't count.
 
Saborlas [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:30:50 PM  
"The Lone Star State"

What's that, a Yelp review for what it's like to be a woman there?
 
lizaardvark
2023-01-31 5:07:29 PM  
I sentence the sheriff and the judge to be given good, hard slaps on the buttocks by everyone that gets within range of vision. Calls of "woooeeeee!" and "mmm mmm, fine ass" are recommended.
 
NephilimNexus
2023-01-31 7:50:10 PM  
I'm trying to remember if Texans are placed just before Australopithecus or right after it?
 
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