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(I Heart Radio)   As we all know bathrooms are hard to keep clean. However, this waterfall sink is impossible to keep clean   (knixcountry.iheart.com) divider line
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7047 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2023 at 8:35 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 2:54:07 AM  
What's a coy pond?
 
itsaback
2023-01-31 3:19:07 AM  

BizarreMan: What's a coy pond?


It's really smooth
 
Harlee [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:51:20 AM  
This is sad, as it feeds into my well-repressed eat-the-rich feelings.

However, it would probably feed into my wife's fantasies of us somehow getting filthy rich* and being able to afford something like that. The guest houses would be additional free lodgings benefits for the maid and butler and their families, of course.

Except my nascent paranoia says we would need a third guesthouse for the armed/trained/professional security guard and his/her family, but she doesn't like the idea of muscle on the estate for some reason.

On, and a fourth guesthouse for the MacGyveresque hacker/computer/electronics expert and his/her family.

And a fifth on-site complex (underground of course) that houses the command center and the warehouse.

My wife doesn't know about my also-well-repressed super-villain tendencies.

..

So what are YOUR fantasies about this place?

...

* From my novel** and its movie rights, of course. No pressure!

** https://www.fark.com/comments/10759978/At-your-wits-end-from-social-distancing-Need-something-different-in-entertainment-distraction-How-about-a-new-science-fiction-novel-Presenting-The-Voyage-of-New-Beginning-now-through-Chapter-36-Triumvirate-Plus-One?cpp=1#741339004,690298743,503216953
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:54:29 AM  

BizarreMan: What's a coy pond?


It tends to be playfully shy.

/I spotted that right away, too.
//Mostly because my wife's family used to be in the aquarium and pond maintenance business.
///
 
YixilTesiphon
2023-01-31 8:36:37 AM  
Hello Legionella
 
holdmybones
2023-01-31 8:37:36 AM  
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Ker_Thwap [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 8:39:00 AM  
Hey, sometimes you just want dust and pollen rinsing down onto your toothbrush...
 
Halfabee64
2023-01-31 8:40:05 AM  

BizarreMan: What's a coy pond?


I prefer modest marshes.
 
KRSESQ
2023-01-31 8:41:22 AM  
So how is the water situation in Scottsdale?
 
fzumrk [BareFark]
2023-01-31 8:41:41 AM  
Foe people who enjoy banging into a sharp rock feature when you stumble into the dark bathroom at night to take a piss.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2023-01-31 8:41:46 AM  
We should just take rich people's money away from them, it's the humane thing to do.
 
natazha [BareFark]
2023-01-31 8:43:32 AM  
Way worse than the tiny fake water pumps in our bathrooms.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 8:44:40 AM  
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hegelsghost
2023-01-31 8:45:30 AM  
Not an issue, the maids can do it.
 
backhand.slap.of.reason
2023-01-31 8:48:51 AM  
I'm still waiting to see a Zillow listing that describes a sink hole as a natural grotto.
 
Cultured [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 8:48:59 AM  
Our cats would love that.
 
HighlanderRPI
2023-01-31 8:51:25 AM  
What, no tiny giraffes?

/Opulence, I has it
//Taste, not so much
 
zeroflight222
2023-01-31 8:53:01 AM  
I've been told not to go chasing waterfalls, so no sink for me?

/or am I supposed to avoid Jason Waterfalls, can never remember
 
Client56
2023-01-31 8:54:24 AM  
I see you have a rhinoceros.
We used to have a rhinoceros...
 
brap [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 8:55:55 AM  
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PirateKing [OhFark]
2023-01-31 8:56:19 AM  

zeroflight222: I've been told not to go chasing waterfalls, so no sink for me?

/or am I supposed to avoid Jason Waterfalls, can never remember


It is a plea to Mr. Waterfalls to stay with the singer.

"Don't go, Jason Waterfalls."
 
ctighe2353
2023-01-31 9:02:59 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: We should just take rich people's money away from them, it's the humane thing to do.


Someone got a lot of money to make that so it spreads around a bit.
I had a few estimates to have my poor redone.  It's about 50 years old and I wanted it deeper, new liner, coping replaced with stone, new lines and lighting and cement ripped out and all new stone.
Not estimates were in the 20 to 30k range without the stone work.  Last place I called said without even looking at pictures of my pool that $75k was his minimum to touch an existing pool and 150k for new, that he worked for rich people.
We got to talking and laughing how his work is the same as others but because he charges more they think he's better.   Truth is he shows them higher end and custom features that he massively over charges for.
 
Halfwaydown
2023-01-31 9:04:10 AM  
Honestly it looks like the entire place would be a pain to clean.
But if you're that rich you have that job assigned to the poor to deal with.
The big "unique" selling point is the sink?
Yeh that thing is ugly and stupid.
Why do rich people have such shiatty taste?
 
Hell Poodle
2023-01-31 9:04:25 AM  
No way you can properly clean that.
 
Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2023-01-31 9:07:12 AM  
That's hideous. The novelty factor would wear off pretty quickly once you realize it would take a full minute of running water to finally get hot water to wash your hands. What's that? Oh, I forgot. Rich people don't have germs and don't need to have hot water.
 
stuhayes2010
2023-01-31 9:09:06 AM  
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You live in the desert.  Let's install a sink that wastes water.  Imagine, to get warm water to the sink, it will have to be scalding hot at the source.


/GeezO.  Had to navigate link after link to find this picture.  Thanks Subby.
 
Wessoman
2023-01-31 9:10:56 AM  

HighlanderRPI: What, no tiny giraffes?

/Opulence, I has it
//Taste, not so much


I heard that guy and his tiny giraffe were blown up by a Ukrainian HIMARS strike.
 
NoGods
2023-01-31 9:18:19 AM  
If you have a pool in Arizona, the local farmers are justified in killing you. The entire Southwest US is trying to figure out a fair way to ration and conserve the waters of the Colorado River and you feel entitled to maximize the evaporation of it.

/Doesn't live in a desert.
 
Johnson [BareFark]
2023-01-31 9:28:07 AM  
stuhayes2010:

You live in the desert.  Let's install a sink that wastes water.

I bet there is a pump under the sink and it just re-circulates.
 
Fursecution [BareFark]
2023-01-31 9:29:43 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image 500x937]


Blame Elon for killing that meme.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 9:36:11 AM  

stuhayes2010: [Fark user image 850x566]

You live in the desert.  Let's install a sink that wastes water.  Imagine, to get warm water to the sink, it will have to be scalding hot at the source.


/GeezO.  Had to navigate link after link to find this picture.  Thanks Subby.


It's got it's own water heater underneath I'd imagine.
 
Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs
2023-01-31 9:38:13 AM  

NoGods: If you have a pool in Arizona, the local farmers are justified in killing you. The entire Southwest US is trying to figure out a fair way to ration and conserve the waters of the Colorado River and you feel entitled to maximize the evaporation of it.

/Doesn't live in a desert.


If you farm in Arizona, you should be fed to the local wildlife. The entire Southwest is trying to figure out a fair way to ration and conserve the waters of the Colorado River and you feel entitled to grow alfalfa for export to Saudi Arabia to maximize your personal wealth.
 
asmodeus224
2023-01-31 9:48:20 AM  
How do you clean it?  There is a cleaning person who does that, duh.   you sound poor subby.
 
NoGods
2023-01-31 9:51:07 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: NoGods: If you have a pool in Arizona, the local farmers are justified in killing you. The entire Southwest US is trying to figure out a fair way to ration and conserve the waters of the Colorado River and you feel entitled to maximize the evaporation of it.

/Doesn't live in a desert.

If you farm in Arizona, you should be fed to the local wildlife. The entire Southwest is trying to figure out a fair way to ration and conserve the waters of the Colorado River and you feel entitled to grow alfalfa for export to Saudi Arabia to maximize your personal wealth.


Not disagreeing with you, but that has some benefit to others. Having a pool is pure waste.

I met a guy last year who worked for a company that made farm loans in Yuma AZ. I told him that I'm a civil engineer working specifically with water and sewers in the Southeast where we get 42 inches of rain each year. He spent the entire conversation trying to figure out a way to get water from the Mississippi River to Arizona. He was obsessed with how much water just goes out to sea. I told him it would be too expensive but he was certain he could figure out a way to get it done.
 
Marksrevenge
2023-01-31 9:57:18 AM  

KRSESQ: So how is the water situation in Scottsdale?


If you can afford the house, you can afford to have your water delivered.
 
Johnson [BareFark]
2023-01-31 10:03:14 AM  

NoGods: He spent the entire conversation trying to figure out a way to get water from the Mississippi River to Arizona. He was obsessed with how much water just goes out to sea. I told him it would be too expensive but he was certain he could figure out a way to get it done.


Nothing is too expensive if you use Other People's Money.
 
YixilTesiphon
2023-01-31 10:07:32 AM  

Johnson: NoGods: He spent the entire conversation trying to figure out a way to get water from the Mississippi River to Arizona. He was obsessed with how much water just goes out to sea. I told him it would be too expensive but he was certain he could figure out a way to get it done.

Nothing is too expensive if you use Other People's Money.


I don't know, redirecting the Mississippi to Arizona might be too expensive with all the money in the world.
 
kpaxoid
2023-01-31 10:35:15 AM  
$17,200 annual HOA fee.
 
ModernPrimitive01
2023-01-31 10:48:30 AM  
$4300 QUARTERLY HOA fee. Let that sink in for a minute.
 
DecemberNitro
2023-01-31 10:52:48 AM  
Was this headline written by AI?
 
Barricaded Gunman
2023-01-31 10:56:01 AM  

stuhayes2010: [Fark user image 850x566]

You live in the desert.  Let's install a sink that wastes water.  Imagine, to get warm water to the sink, it will have to be scalding hot at the source.


/GeezO.  Had to navigate link after link to find this picture.  Thanks Subby.


THANK YOU! I had already given up.
 
farkitallletitend
2023-01-31 11:05:28 AM  
Imagine the spiders living in the sink. It's an indoor insect magnet with fresh water supply.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2023-01-31 11:07:21 AM  

NoGods: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: NoGods: If you have a pool in Arizona, the local farmers are justified in killing you. The entire Southwest US is trying to figure out a fair way to ration and conserve the waters of the Colorado River and you feel entitled to maximize the evaporation of it.

/Doesn't live in a desert.

If you farm in Arizona, you should be fed to the local wildlife. The entire Southwest is trying to figure out a fair way to ration and conserve the waters of the Colorado River and you feel entitled to grow alfalfa for export to Saudi Arabia to maximize your personal wealth.

Not disagreeing with you, but that has some benefit to others. Having a pool is pure waste.

I met a guy last year who worked for a company that made farm loans in Yuma AZ. I told him that I'm a civil engineer working specifically with water and sewers in the Southeast where we get 42 inches of rain each year. He spent the entire conversation trying to figure out a way to get water from the Mississippi River to Arizona. He was obsessed with how much water just goes out to sea. I told him it would be too expensive but he was certain he could figure out a way to get it done.


I recommend a jobs program: Transcontinental bucket brigades.
 
Jairzinho
2023-01-31 11:09:25 AM  

Hell Poodle: No way you can properly clean that.


I already imagine the amount of mold, fungus and bacteria growing in the little crevices in the rocks after a while, despite frequent regular "cleaning".

The whole thing has to be deeply bleached to be properly cleaned.
 
Pointy Tail of Satan
2023-01-31 11:22:06 AM  
Cooling
Cooling features: Ceiling Fan(s), Programmable Thmstat, Refrigeration, Partially Updated

So no central air?
 
HailRobonia
2023-01-31 11:24:54 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: $4300 QUARTERLY HOA fee. Let that sink in for a minute.


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Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:27:02 AM  

holdmybones: [img-9gag-fun.9cache.com image 460x474]


Is that... poo coming out? Yuck.
 
Still Brightfires
2023-01-31 11:28:17 AM  
*stopped reading at "coy" pond*

Is the sink just playing hard-to-get?
 
Halfabee64
2023-01-31 11:41:15 AM  

kpaxoid: $17,200 annual HOA fee.


BUT THE PROPERTY TAXES!
 
MikeBoomshadow [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 11:43:32 AM  
I don't know which I want bulldozed first: the house or that website.
 
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