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2023-01-31 6:49:09 AM  
Leg Drop?
 
2023-01-31 7:00:46 AM  
And he seems like such a nice fellow, too.
 
2023-01-31 7:03:28 AM  
And anyone is surprised by this how?  When one works in that career for as long as he did one has to expect that the body going take a beating and all those minor injuries are going add up after a while and stuff like this happens.
 
2023-01-31 7:04:33 AM  

jumac: And anyone is surprised by this how?  When one works in that career for as long as he did one has to expect that the body going take a beating and all those minor injuries are going add up after a while and stuff like this happens.


I would actually expect fake injuries.
 
2023-01-31 7:06:09 AM  
I've literally stopped giving a shiat about assholes so...

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2023-01-31 7:06:12 AM  
Hulkamania is running mild, brother.
 
2023-01-31 7:13:16 AM  
It's OK, Terry.   As a famous wrestler once said, "It is God's plan and God's will. We walk in the spirit of Christ and we believe for a reason that things happen".
 
2023-01-31 7:22:47 AM  

hughesrep: Leg Drop?


He has said that it farked up his back...
 
2023-01-31 7:26:34 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: I've literally stopped giving a shiat about assholes so...


Was it the "God wanted your kid crippled" or the racist stuff?  Or the fact that he's a Trump supporter?
 
2023-01-31 7:27:07 AM  
Unfortunately, this is what happens when athletes get injured and ignore the injuries, or see a chiropractor about them. Same shiat is happening to Ronnie Coleman.
 
2023-01-31 7:27:55 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Mr. Tweedy: I've literally stopped giving a shiat about assholes so...

Was it the "God wanted your kid crippled" or the racist stuff?  Or the fact that he's a Trump supporter?


You just can't help yourself can you?
 
2023-01-31 7:28:06 AM  
Tommy. I can't feel my legs ...

Prey 2006: "Rescuing" Jen
Youtube 2ffmy_lplMI
 
2023-01-31 7:29:55 AM  

kenshin5435: Unsung_Hero: Mr. Tweedy: I've literally stopped giving a shiat about assholes so...

Was it the "God wanted your kid crippled" or the racist stuff?  Or the fact that he's a Trump supporter?

You just can't help yourself can you?


Karma's a rare thing in the world, so yes, I'm enjoying seeing a garbage human being have bad things happen to them after a lifetime of fame and wealth they "don't deserve" by my moral standards.

What's your problem?
 
2023-01-31 7:44:58 AM  
Somewhere, he is calling the black nurse taking care of him the N word.
 
2023-01-31 7:46:18 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Mr. Tweedy: I've literally stopped giving a shiat about assholes so...

Was it the "God wanted your kid crippled" or the racist stuff?  Or the fact that he's a Trump supporter?


Well, it was the 1989 Royal Rumble when he "accidentally" eliminated Randy Savage, but, yea, all that stuff too.
 
2023-01-31 7:55:30 AM  
He has three strikes against him -
He's 6'8"
He has a long history of drug abuse
He played a really brutal "sport" for decades

I'm honestly surprised he's made it to 69.
 
2023-01-31 7:56:31 AM  
Sounds like there's THUNDER IN PARADISE!
 
2023-01-31 7:58:41 AM  

question_dj: Unfortunately, this is what happens when athletes get injured and ignore the injuries, or see a chiropractor about them. Same shiat is happening to Ronnie Coleman.


Ron Coleman is a farking mess.
 
2023-01-31 8:00:34 AM  
Hulk Hogan - Hulkster in Heaven
Youtube b9JfhANM9B0

RIP to the lower half of Peter Thiel's manservant, Terrence.
 
2023-01-31 8:10:09 AM  
Get a fat radio DJ to fark your wife for you?
 
2023-01-31 8:15:09 AM  
Remember when there was a picture of his jizzer floating around?
 
2023-01-31 8:16:54 AM  
Maybe Hulk should have learned to actually do more "wrestling" moves like the others. And not used just the leg drop.
 
2023-01-31 8:27:38 AM  
Despite all the negatives, his story about the wrestle mania match with Andre the Giant as told in the Andre the Giant documentary is freaking wonderful in the story and how it is told.
 
2023-01-31 8:29:03 AM  

Marcos P: question_dj: Unfortunately, this is what happens when athletes get injured and ignore the injuries, or see a chiropractor about them. Same shiat is happening to Ronnie Coleman.

Ron Coleman is a farking mess.


He was mostly okay.  Then he had major surgery and immediately went back to pushing heavy weight, tearing up and ruining what he had done... THEN had the gall to blame the physicians for the mess he was in with broken screws in his back.

Know who got out of bodybuilding successfully? Dorian Yates. He figured out that what his body could handle in it's 20's and 30's, couldn't take in his 40's and beyond, so he quit living like a professional bodybuilder and cut out of the drugs and the heavy training.  Probably counts his lucky stars every day that he never had kidney disease like so many of his peers.
 
2023-01-31 8:30:37 AM  

FarkingChas: Maybe Hulk should have learned to actually do more "wrestling" moves like the others. And not used just the leg drop.


It was the 80's. Lots of pushing and grunting for a few minutes, throw in some clotheslines, then the finisher. That was the formula for every wrassler
 
2023-01-31 8:40:47 AM  

Mr. Tweedy: Unsung_Hero: Mr. Tweedy: I've literally stopped giving a shiat about assholes so...

Was it the "God wanted your kid crippled" or the racist stuff?  Or the fact that he's a Trump supporter?

Well, it was the 1989 Royal Rumble when he "accidentally" eliminated Randy Savage, but, yea, all that stuff too.


https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
 
2023-01-31 8:45:42 AM  
Do No Holds Barred 2?
 
2023-01-31 8:48:17 AM  

phedex: Marcos P: question_dj: Unfortunately, this is what happens when athletes get injured and ignore the injuries, or see a chiropractor about them. Same shiat is happening to Ronnie Coleman.

Ron Coleman is a farking mess.

He was mostly okay.  Then he had major surgery and immediately went back to pushing heavy weight, tearing up and ruining what he had done... THEN had the gall to blame the physicians for the mess he was in with broken screws in his back.

Know who got out of bodybuilding successfully? Dorian Yates. He figured out that what his body could handle in it's 20's and 30's, couldn't take in his 40's and beyond, so he quit living like a professional bodybuilder and cut out of the drugs and the heavy training.  Probably counts his lucky stars every day that he never had kidney disease like so many of his peers.


The PRICE Of Bodybuilding Success | Ronnie Coleman Is A Surgeon's Worst Nightmare
Youtube _syjJLpbAGs
it has nothing to do with age, and everything to do with ignoring major injuries or mistreating them with chiropractic quackery.

Plenty of people come back from disc herniation and recreate into old age.
 
2023-01-31 8:50:29 AM  
All those times The Iron Sheik put him in the camel clutch have made him numb.
 
2023-01-31 8:50:49 AM  

FLMountainMan: He has three strikes against him -
He's 6'8"
He has a long history of drug abuse
He played a really brutal "sport" for decades

I'm honestly surprised he's made it to 69.


The sex tape thing with Peter Thiel getting revenge on Gawker is another strike.
 
2023-01-31 8:52:08 AM  
BAH GAWD THAT'S HULK HOGAN'S WHEELCHAIR
 
2023-01-31 9:04:16 AM  

towatchoverme: jumac: And anyone is surprised by this how?  When one works in that career for as long as he did one has to expect that the body going take a beating and all those minor injuries are going add up after a while and stuff like this happens.

I would actually expect fake injuries.


Performing his signature leg drop for 30+ years pretty much ruined his spine. Real injury. Although the stunts are designed to look more dangerous than they are, they're still impactful, and those add up.
 
2023-01-31 9:10:18 AM  
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2023-01-31 9:26:29 AM  
Hulk Hogan Wrestling in Japan (AWESOME)
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No matter how many times I see this, it blows my mind every time.  Hogan could go when he wanted to.  Unfortunately those times were so rare that it's shocking when someone digs up the footage.
 
2023-01-31 9:29:41 AM  

null: FLMountainMan: He has three strikes against him -
He's 6'8"
He has a long history of drug abuse
He played a really brutal "sport" for decades

I'm honestly surprised he's made it to 69.

The sex tape thing with Peter Thiel getting revenge on Gawker is another strike.


Gawker did it to themselves. You don't get on the witness stand under oath and joke that your site is okay with kiddie pr0n.
 
2023-01-31 9:34:04 AM  

null: FLMountainMan: He has three strikes against him -
He's 6'8"
He has a long history of drug abuse
He played a really brutal "sport" for decades

I'm honestly surprised he's made it to 69.

The sex tape thing with Peter Thiel getting revenge on Gawker is another strike.


How does that correlate to health outcomes?  Do you think Liberal Jesus is going to strike him down?
 
2023-01-31 9:34:52 AM  

question_dj: phedex: Marcos P: question_dj: Unfortunately, this is what happens when athletes get injured and ignore the injuries, or see a chiropractor about them. Same shiat is happening to Ronnie Coleman.

Ron Coleman is a farking mess.

He was mostly okay.  Then he had major surgery and immediately went back to pushing heavy weight, tearing up and ruining what he had done... THEN had the gall to blame the physicians for the mess he was in with broken screws in his back.

Know who got out of bodybuilding successfully? Dorian Yates. He figured out that what his body could handle in it's 20's and 30's, couldn't take in his 40's and beyond, so he quit living like a professional bodybuilder and cut out of the drugs and the heavy training.  Probably counts his lucky stars every day that he never had kidney disease like so many of his peers.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_syjJLpbAGs] it has nothing to do with age, and everything to do with ignoring major injuries or mistreating them with chiropractic quackery.

Plenty of people come back from disc herniation and recreate into old age.


plenty of people can, but you have to modify the kinds of exercises you do if you stand a chance.

not to mention him being one of very few humans (while yes he was on more steroids than a herd of cattle) who was squatting 800 pounds in his prime.  He was around 300lbs, with ultra low body fat.  Surgeons and doctors would be working on someone with the kind of frame that all but doesn't exist.   I just found it infuriating listening to him in interviews going on like the doctors didn't know what they were doing and they kept on making him worse.  Part of being a patient means that you need to do what they say, and you know he didn't pay attention to any of their insistence of quitting the weightlifting.

The steroid abuse for over a decade alone makes it unbelievable to me that he didn't die or have multiple organ failure a few years after "retiring" from competition, but some people are lucky.
 
2023-01-31 9:38:07 AM  

Marcos P: question_dj: Unfortunately, this is what happens when athletes get injured and ignore the injuries, or see a chiropractor about them. Same shiat is happening to Ronnie Coleman.

Ron Coleman is a farking mess.



Huh? He seems to be doing OK to me.

STEM Preview - Underwater Treasures - Dr. Ronald Coleman
Youtube 5_NlDH6lbvM
 
2023-01-31 9:40:20 AM  
One time when I was like, 6, my brother hit me with an atomic drop, neither of us realizing my coccyx wasn't actually supposed to collide with his knee, but that the sound of the impact was in the hollow nature of the ring, and the appearance of force of the impact was in the jump of the receiver's boots, and lemme tell you that for 20-30 minutes I was sure I would never walk or sh*t comfortably ever again

This is just to say that over thousands of days as a performer, superstar talent or no, I'm certain this was always the way Hogan's old age was going to go
 
2023-01-31 9:44:54 AM  

Boojum2k: Gawker did it to themselves. You don't get on the witness stand under oath and joke that your site is okay with kiddie pr0n.


Jesus, there are still trolls who spout this bullshiat?!

You're too old for Peter Thiel to sleep with you.
 
2023-01-31 9:45:06 AM  
Never fear, Thunder Lips is here.
 
2023-01-31 9:50:44 AM  
Hulk: "Let's go for a walk, brother!"

Hulk's legs: "That doesn't work for me, brother."
 
2023-01-31 9:51:03 AM  

EyeballKid: Boojum2k: Gawker did it to themselves. You don't get on the witness stand under oath and joke that your site is okay with kiddie pr0n.

Jesus, there are still trolls who spout this bullshiat?!

You're too old for Peter Thiel to sleep with you.


There's video of the Gawker dipshiat doing exactly that. So sorry your heroes turned out to be Trump level morons.
 
2023-01-31 9:52:32 AM  

Boojum2k: EyeballKid: Boojum2k: Gawker did it to themselves. You don't get on the witness stand under oath and joke that your site is okay with kiddie pr0n.

Jesus, there are still trolls who spout this bullshiat?!

You're too old for Peter Thiel to sleep with you.

There's video of the Gawker dipshiat doing exactly that. So sorry your heroes turned out to be Trump level morons.


And yet, you're siding with the vampire that bankrolled Trump.
 
2023-01-31 9:53:43 AM  
He was one of the more successful ones too.
 
2023-01-31 9:56:51 AM  

EyeballKid: Boojum2k: EyeballKid: Boojum2k: Gawker did it to themselves. You don't get on the witness stand under oath and joke that your site is okay with kiddie pr0n.

Jesus, there are still trolls who spout this bullshiat?!

You're too old for Peter Thiel to sleep with you.

There's video of the Gawker dipshiat doing exactly that. So sorry your heroes turned out to be Trump level morons.

And yet, you're siding with the vampire that bankrolled Trump.


If you have more than two brain cells you can see that acknowledging idiocy on one side does not actually equate to supporting the other in any way.
 
2023-01-31 10:00:39 AM  

Boojum2k: EyeballKid: Boojum2k: EyeballKid: Boojum2k: Gawker did it to themselves. You don't get on the witness stand under oath and joke that your site is okay with kiddie pr0n.

Jesus, there are still trolls who spout this bullshiat?!

You're too old for Peter Thiel to sleep with you.

There's video of the Gawker dipshiat doing exactly that. So sorry your heroes turned out to be Trump level morons.

And yet, you're siding with the vampire that bankrolled Trump.

If you have more than two brain cells you can see that acknowledging idiocy on one side does not actually equate to supporting the other in any way.


Okay, brother.
 
2023-01-31 10:03:38 AM  

Boojum2k: null: FLMountainMan: He has three strikes against him -
He's 6'8"
He has a long history of drug abuse
He played a really brutal "sport" for decades

I'm honestly surprised he's made it to 69.

The sex tape thing with Peter Thiel getting revenge on Gawker is another strike.

Gawker did it to themselves. You don't get on the witness stand under oath and joke that your site is okay with kiddie pr0n.


From what I see he said he was OK with publishing kiddie porn at some other time. As in, we will publish anything we want. He said on the stand that he was kidding and of course they would/could not publish KP.

Different than how you painted it.
 
2023-01-31 10:04:05 AM  

bluorangefyre: All those times The Iron Sheik put him in the camel clutch have made him numb.


I came to see if the Iron Sheik has a tweet calling him a jabroni
 
2023-01-31 10:05:11 AM  
Well... say your prayers, take your vitamins, and change your diaper like a good little Hulkamaniac.
 
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