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1413 clicks; posted to Business » on 31 Jan 2023 at 7:30 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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jbc [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:56:46 PM  
Yes, Subby, that's the foundation of a good firing. This will make the boss blush. There's no putting lipstick on this pig.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 10:13:04 PM  
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Chariset [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 10:14:01 PM  

jbc: Yes, Subby, that's the foundation of a good firing. This will make the boss blush. There's no putting lipstick on this pig.


Yeah, sometimes you can kiss and make up, but not in all cases.
 
Sub Human [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 10:16:12 PM  
Y'all don't have to play rough.
 
Arachnophobe [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 10:22:59 PM  

Sub Human: Y'all don't have to play rough.


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Dave and the Mission [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 11:31:45 PM  
Somebody is red in the face now.
 
ralphjr [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 3:03:04 AM  
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koder [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 5:51:09 AM  
The Mall at Short Hills is "mega capitalist corporate America type sh-t. Like, cookie-cutter stealing away from, like, small businesses ... just, I don't f--- with it."

He ain't wrong.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 6:00:55 AM  
Despite the short term rush, this has a very "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" vibe for the future.
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 6:34:50 AM  
social media manager is a real job. this is what you get for treating your marketing department poorly.
 
IAmRight
2023-01-31 7:40:51 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: social media manager is a real job. this is what you get for treating your marketing department poorly.


Them making an ass of themselves, establishing that they're a petty loser with no credibility?
 
offacue [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:43:10 AM  

koder: The Mall at Short Hills is "mega capitalist corporate America type sh-t. Like, cookie-cutter stealing away from, like, small businesses ... just, I don't f--- with it."

He ain't wrong.


It's also a place people love to go to display their wealth as they stroll about.
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 7:52:32 AM  

IAmRight: Tr0mBoNe: social media manager is a real job. this is what you get for treating your marketing department poorly.

Them making an ass of themselves, establishing that they're a petty loser with no credibility?


kids is like 17 so that's just assumed.
 
Slayinit
2023-01-31 8:14:51 AM  
"Kiss me where it smells!"

So I drove her to NJ.

/Garbage State
 
Russ1642
2023-01-31 8:25:10 AM  
Does a social media manager make enough money to afford a lawyer when he gets his ass sued?
 
OdradekRex [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 8:44:06 AM  
Short Hairs Mall?
 
Cajnik [OhFark]
2023-01-31 8:48:02 AM  
He'll never be a social media manager again!

And he probably doesn't give a shiat because it sounds like it was a terrible job
 
grumpfuff
2023-01-31 11:51:01 AM  
The extent of my knowledge of Summit is I spent ~6 months in a psych ward there ~20 years ago.
 
grumpfuff
2023-01-31 11:52:51 AM  

Slayinit: "Kiss me where it smells!"

So I drove her to NJ.

/Garbage State


Yay tired old jokes that are mostly wrong.

/would rather stay here than move to 95% of this country
 
ScubaCougr
2023-01-31 12:08:30 PM  
Like, with his using "Like" every 3 words, like I'm sure he was like the bestest person they like ever had promoting like totes everything!

In other words, no great loss.
 
offacue [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 1:00:39 PM  

grumpfuff: The extent of my knowledge of Summit is I spent ~6 months in a psych ward there ~20 years ago.


That deep dark corner on the top floor of Overlook?  Had to take my mom there when she stopped taking the meds dad didn't tell us about before he died.
 
SirDigbyChickenCaesar
2023-01-31 1:04:14 PM  
cue the wails of "I'm being discriminated against" when no one will hire him ever again.
 
psychosis_inducing
2023-01-31 1:28:43 PM  

grumpfuff: Slayinit: "Kiss me where it smells!"

So I drove her to NJ.

/Garbage State

Yay tired old jokes that are mostly wrong.

/would rather stay here than move to 95% of this country


You just stay right there, sweetie.
 
grumpfuff
2023-01-31 1:39:02 PM  

offacue: grumpfuff: The extent of my knowledge of Summit is I spent ~6 months in a psych ward there ~20 years ago.

That deep dark corner on the top floor of Overlook?  Had to take my mom there when she stopped taking the meds dad didn't tell us about before he died.


I think? Maybe? I don't remember the full name of the place. But also, I was a teenager at the time, so even if it was the same building it wasn't the same floor.
 
grumpfuff
2023-01-31 1:41:02 PM  

psychosis_inducing: grumpfuff: Slayinit: "Kiss me where it smells!"

So I drove her to NJ.

/Garbage State

Yay tired old jokes that are mostly wrong.

/would rather stay here than move to 95% of this country

You just stay right there, sweetie.


....I literally just said I plan to. F*ck, and I thought rehashing old jokes was boring.

/don't worry, NC is not in the 5%
 
Barricaded Gunman
2023-01-31 2:04:30 PM  

grumpfuff: Slayinit: "Kiss me where it smells!"

So I drove her to NJ.

/Garbage State

Yay tired old jokes that are mostly wrong.

/would rather stay here than move to 95% of this country


See, that kind of talk makes it sound like you maybe need a little more time in that Summit psych ward.
 
grumpfuff
2023-01-31 3:04:14 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: grumpfuff: Slayinit: "Kiss me where it smells!"

So I drove her to NJ.

/Garbage State

Yay tired old jokes that are mostly wrong.

/would rather stay here than move to 95% of this country

See, that kind of talk makes it sound like you maybe need a little more time in that Summit psych ward.


I'm surprised it took this long for someone to combine those two comments. The NJ hate is predictable, but usually it's a bit faster.
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:43:41 PM  
Haha because commiting "cyber crimes" and using an account that doesn't belong to you will get you up to 20 years in jail.

Federal law treats misuse of a computer a greater crime than manslaughter.
 
Barricaded Gunman
2023-01-31 9:18:49 PM  

grumpfuff: Barricaded Gunman: grumpfuff: Slayinit: "Kiss me where it smells!"

So I drove her to NJ.

/Garbage State

Yay tired old jokes that are mostly wrong.

/would rather stay here than move to 95% of this country

See, that kind of talk makes it sound like you maybe need a little more time in that Summit psych ward.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to combine those two comments. The NJ hate is predictable, but usually it's a bit faster.


Well yeah, you can't make a remark like that on Fark.com and not expect some jackass to comment. And in full disclosure I've never even been to New Jersey.
 
grumpfuff
2023-01-31 10:59:08 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: grumpfuff: Barricaded Gunman: grumpfuff: Slayinit: "Kiss me where it smells!"

So I drove her to NJ.

/Garbage State

Yay tired old jokes that are mostly wrong.

/would rather stay here than move to 95% of this country

See, that kind of talk makes it sound like you maybe need a little more time in that Summit psych ward.

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to combine those two comments. The NJ hate is predictable, but usually it's a bit faster.

Well yeah, you can't make a remark like that on Fark.com and not expect some jackass to comment. And in full disclosure I've never even been to New Jersey.


Of course I didn't expect someone to not comment. I expected someone to make it sooner. But as usual, Fark failed.

And yea, that makes sense. Most of the NJ-hate comes from people who have no experience with it, but hey, Carlin jokes and 80s movies. But hey, you came through late and connected what I set up as an easy joke, so...good job or something?
 
caffeine_addict
2023-02-01 6:30:29 AM  

Russ1642: Does a social media manager make enough money to afford a lawyer when he gets his ass sued?


No. But maybe he can set up a GoFundMe to help

You would think he, as a well educated Social Media Manager, would realize the potential ramifications of his actions. You would think that anyway
 
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