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3323 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2023 at 1:50 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Ghastly [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 10:39:30 PM  
The ol' "Kill 'em all and let God sort them out" gambit.
 
Foolkiller
2023-01-31 1:51:58 AM  
So much for sanctuary.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 1:56:41 AM  
When you go to church, avoid the pews
 
ProfessorTerguson [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 1:58:16 AM  
Wwjd?
 
Stud Gerbil
2023-01-31 2:04:58 AM  
It's a classic

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cyberspacedout
2023-01-31 2:05:30 AM  

leeksfromchichis: When you go to church, avoid the pews


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MythDragon [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 2:10:08 AM  
Was Freebird playing?
 
Pert
2023-01-31 2:15:42 AM  
I can't access the article from the UK, but hopefully this is relevant...

Brass Eye - Priests with guns
Youtube NAQy8v0d_qo
 
MattyBlast [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 2:15:46 AM  
Why was the service being held in the cafeteria?  (Not that that's entirely relevant--just curious.)
 
My Sober Alt
2023-01-31 2:30:28 AM  
I can't hear that phrase without hearing this song

Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes (Live)
Youtube Sa-DklvhoY4
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2023-01-31 2:32:14 AM  
What Caliber Would Jesus Use?
 
Oysterman
2023-01-31 2:35:33 AM  
That has to be a fast turnaround for any thoughts and prayers.  Did they do anything this time?
 
khatores
2023-01-31 2:37:24 AM  

MattyBlast: Why was the service being held in the cafeteria?  (Not that that's entirely relevant--just curious.)


They were probably consuming the body and blood of Jesus.
 
erik-k [OhFark]
2023-01-31 2:41:43 AM  
Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition
Youtube HVQ3ourS8BI


:(

"Nothing we can do," say residents of only place on earth where this happens.
 
Stud Gerbil
2023-01-31 2:41:47 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What Caliber Would Jesus Use?


12d
 
Rage Against the Thorazine [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 2:54:09 AM  
Impatient Youth - Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
Youtube l4Cd2pjg_P4
 
phishrace
2023-01-31 2:59:34 AM  
Sounds like a textbook Mexican standoff. There can be no winner in a church shootout.

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Afro Wonderwagon
2023-01-31 3:01:26 AM  
Sunday gunday as they say.
 
Ganon D. Mire
2023-01-31 3:03:36 AM  

cyberspacedout: leeksfromchichis: When you go to church, avoid the pews

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Ragin' Asian [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 3:27:47 AM  
Goddamn Unitarian terrorists.
 
iodized attic salt
2023-01-31 3:36:05 AM  
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GalFisk [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:10:16 AM  
"The shooters knew each other, and they shot at one another at about 1:50 p.m., during a service in the cafeteria at Pilgrim Green Missionary Church."

What's America coming to? Duels should be fought at high noon and in the middle of the street. I tell ya, people have no respect for tradition nowadays.
 
bobbifleckman [OhFark]
2023-01-31 4:16:05 AM  
Pass The Ammo Trailer 1988
Youtube cfdL2nN3MeM
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:25:21 AM  

GalFisk: "The shooters knew each other, and they shot at one another at about 1:50 p.m., during a service in the cafeteria at Pilgrim Green Missionary Church."

What's America coming to? Duels should be fought at high noon and in the middle of the street. I tell ya, people have no respect for tradition nowadays.


I bet they didn't even have seconds, neither the duel nor food kinds.
 
Creidiki
2023-01-31 4:26:14 AM  
Stealing and committing adultery just wasn't good enough?
 
1funguy
2023-01-31 5:52:16 AM  
Hey!
Freedom of Religion and Right to Bear Arms all in one visit!
Prolly somebody Exercising their Right of Free Speech was the cause of this.

Separation of Church and State saves lives.
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-01-31 6:18:56 AM  

GalFisk: "The shooters knew each other, and they shot at one another at about 1:50 p.m., during a service in the cafeteria at Pilgrim Green Missionary Church."

What's America coming to? Duels should be fought at high noon and in the middle of the street. I tell ya, people have no respect for tradition nowadays.


This is why I only attend early service.
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2023-01-31 6:23:10 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What Caliber Would Jesus Use?


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tjsands1118
2023-01-31 6:53:53 AM  
Honestly, church shootings are my "favorite" shooting because for one I do not go to church, so I am very unlikely to be a victim of a church ssd shooting, and two it's usually not quite as tragic as the school shootings, as usually far less kids involved.

/I mean I find it ridiculous we have this massive problem and haven't done ANYTHING to stop it, but if it's going be the normal might as well start categorizing them by tragedy level.
 
Gleeman [BareFark]
2023-01-31 6:56:27 AM  
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) - Church Battle Royale (edited - Only Action)
Youtube pZCtSq3yDPs
First one I thought of.
 
otakujeb
2023-01-31 8:00:54 AM  
It's heavy because it's full of mercy.
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WilderKWight
2023-01-31 8:47:03 AM  

bobbifleckman: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/cfdL2nN3MeM]


Hey! It's the other person who knows that movies exists! Hi! I knew there were tens of us out there somewhere.
 
Spartapuss
2023-01-31 8:51:15 AM  
Just because I'm enjoying the uptick in Alabama 3 posts lately:
Exodus (Movement of War People)
Youtube qTk779gmgyY
 
whidbey
2023-01-31 12:07:24 PM  
Forward!   Into the Past!
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-31 12:54:46 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What Caliber Would Jesus Use?


More than one, apparently.

Family Guy - Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This
Youtube Wuc5j_d-q6Y
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2023-01-31 4:33:17 PM  
When people are uneducated, poor, and their cultural norm is willful ignorance and living for the moment,
this is, literally, the upshot (pun intended!).  With little else to occupy themselves, the only thing they have
are drinking,drugs,gambling and interpersonal drama..Their world is pretty damn small..

And it's not just brown people that have this cultural baggage.Some white people have the same thing.
Just change the setting from ghetto to trailer park or old industrial/mining town..
 
Mouser
2023-01-31 5:45:24 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What Caliber Would Jesus Use?


Well, He did say those who live by the sword will die by it.  So, object lesson?
 
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