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(Politico)   There must be some really good shiat on Scott Perry's phone for the court ruckus to spill out into the streets like this   (politico.com) divider line
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2023-01-30 10:33:34 PM  
Doesn't matter it's all theater
 
2023-01-30 10:35:16 PM  
What's he trying to hide? If I were as upstanding a patriot as he, I'd want all my communications to part of the proud historical records of this great nation.
 
2023-01-30 10:36:26 PM  
The FBI got a warrant to seize the phone, but not to actually look at it. Okie dokie then.
 
2023-01-30 10:40:13 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: The FBI got a warrant to seize the phone, but not to actually look at it. Okie dokie then.


Matches the DOJ passion for justice and ANGH
 
2023-01-30 10:42:34 PM  
Perry has claimed his communications are barred from outside review because of constitutional protections afforded to members of Congress that were designed to let lawmakers better fulfill their official responsibilities...

...to overturn elections and usurp the Presidency.
 
2023-01-30 10:42:50 PM  
It's hard to believe the Founders expected the constitution to provide judicial protection for acts of treason against the United States.
 
2023-01-30 10:43:22 PM  
I got distracted by the wig ad on the article page, and was very disturbed by my inability to distinguish the actual human female models from the mannequins. That horseshoe effect created a creepy uncanny valley that left me confused and aroused. I'm not sure I like it.
 
2023-01-30 10:43:37 PM  

dailygrinds: What's he trying to hide? If I were as upstanding a patriot as he, I'd want all my communications to part of the proud historical records of this great nation.


yea, but if you are a Trump Lackey and "Freedum Caucass" Senator trying to overthrow the will and votes of the people any way you can, you don't want anything to do with your TREASONsupporting the 1/6 Insurrection to be any part of the public record!
 
2023-01-30 10:46:11 PM  
You should've been gone
Knowing how I made you feel
And I should've been gone
After all your words of steel
 
2023-01-30 10:46:28 PM  
Oh Sherry
 
2023-01-30 10:50:37 PM  
There must be some really good shiat on Scott Perry's phone for the court ruckus to spill out into the streets like this

Scott Perry organizes the GOP cocaine orgies. Cocaine Mitch delivers.
 
2023-01-30 10:52:54 PM  

StaleCoffee: I got distracted by the wig ad on the article page, and was very disturbed by my inability to distinguish the actual human female models from the mannequins. That horseshoe effect created a creepy uncanny valley that left me confused and aroused. I'm not sure I like it.


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2023-01-30 10:53:18 PM  
So, dead adult or live child? Messieurs, faites vos jeux.
 
2023-01-30 10:53:24 PM  
Unless the information transmitted is privileged or top secret, why is any communication by a public servant not subject to public scrutiny?
 
2023-01-30 10:56:14 PM  
Was his last message to Trump on the phone.....
"Can I haz Pardon"{
 
2023-01-30 10:58:02 PM  
The best way to prove you did nothing wrong is to fight a search warrant all the way to the Supreme Court.
 
2023-01-30 10:58:03 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Unless the information transmitted is privileged or top secret, why is any communication by a public servant not subject to public scrutiny?


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2023-01-30 10:59:41 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Unless the information transmitted is privileged or top secret, why is any communication by a public servant not subject to public scrutiny?


And especially if it is privileged or top secret, then surely it must be subject to some level of judicial scrutiny, at some point. No?
 
2023-01-30 11:04:21 PM  
The telling point is that Perry dropped his BUT MAH SPEECH'n'DEBATE CLAWS lawsuit.

If his attorneys thought there was a fleeting chance, that would never have happened. But it did. Thus, they didn't think it would fly. Because it is no part of a representative's job to overthrow representative government itself.

To overthrow the government? Yes. Every two years we toss the House and a third of the Senate. Every four we add in a chance to chuck the administration chucklefarks out on their collective ass. We've been successfully overthrowing our government for hundreds of years. It is in fact the main feature of the place. 

Somehow, it's only when the Slave Power - and Donnie KKK, Mister "Very Fine People" himself, absolutely qualifies as such - might lose privileges that it becomes a problem. Frankly? The problem is simple: We are not killing enough traitors.

/we need to murder a few more, posthaste 
//pour encourager les autres
 
2023-01-30 11:06:28 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Unless the information transmitted is privileged or top secret, why is any communication by a public servant not subject to public scrutiny?


Its an extension of the "speech and debate" clause in Article I. Same thing happened with William Jefferson(D), the bribe taking Congressman from New Orleans. FBI seized papers from his office. Both Republicans and Democrats protested and took it to court.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Jefferson_(politician)#Corruption_case
 
2023-01-30 11:12:25 PM  
On Jan. 5, according to the docket, a three-judge appeals court panel put a temporary hold on Howell's ruling. The appeals panel assigned to the case - which includes Trump appointees Neomi Rao and Gregory Katsas, as well as Karen Henderson, who was appointed by President George H.W. Bush - rejected prosecutors' immediate attempt to access Perry's documents. Those judges instead set out a schedule for additional legal briefing and a Feb. 23 oral argument at the Prettyman federal courthouse in Washington.
 
2023-01-30 11:12:40 PM  
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2023-01-30 11:23:29 PM  
Could you describe the ruckus sir?
 
2023-01-30 11:24:35 PM  
garland
 
2023-01-30 11:25:54 PM  
It'd cute how powerless we are to do anything about people who betrayed America and seek to destroy it.
 
2023-01-30 11:25:55 PM  

Ray44512: Could you describe the ruckus sir?


It's in TFG's underpants.
 
2023-01-30 11:26:00 PM  
The GOP seems to think being elected gives them immunity from everything.
 
2023-01-30 11:28:38 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: Ray44512: Could you describe the ruckus sir?

It's in TFG's underpants.


The ruckus is a fungus?
 
2023-01-30 11:28:58 PM  
"On Jan. 5, according to the docket, a three-judge appeals court panel put a temporary hold on Howell's ruling. The appeals panel assigned to the case - which includes Trump appointees Neomi Rao and Gregory Katsas, as well as Karen Henderson, who was appointed by President George H.W. Bush - rejected prosecutors' immediate attempt to access Perry's documents. Those judges instead set out a schedule for additional legal briefing and a Feb. 23 oral argument at the Prettyman federal courthouse in Washington. "

Neomi Rao is insane.

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2023-01-30 11:38:54 PM  
If you're an atty conspiring with your client to commit crimes, you don't get to hide behind ACP.

If you're a House member conspiring to insurrect with the POTUS, you don't get to hide behind "House prerogatives."
 
2023-01-30 11:39:28 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: The FBI got a warrant to seize the phone, but not to actually look at it. Okie dokie then.


It's called an ECPA (electronic Communications Privacy Act) warrant. An electronic device can be seized with a regular search warrant but in order to actually view the content thereon the investigators have to obtain a warrant detailing what programs they want to search and what they expect to find.
 
2023-01-30 11:41:28 PM  

Blathering Idjut: It's hard to believe the Founders expected the constitution to provide judicial protection for acts of treason against the United States.


The authors of the constitution absolutely knew there were ways for seditionists to subvert the constitution and the law. Some of that was by design and they thought it worth the risk. I do also think they were counting on a lower population and a lot more diversity in the press (ie not national corporate ownership of most media). Plus that government couldn't go as drastically against popular sentiment as ours has under either party due to legal bribes.
 
2023-01-30 11:42:46 PM  

thorpe: "On Jan. 5, according to the docket, a three-judge appeals court panel put a temporary hold on Howell's ruling. The appeals panel assigned to the case - which includes Trump appointees Neomi Rao and Gregory Katsas, as well as Karen Henderson, who was appointed by President George H.W. Bush - rejected prosecutors' immediate attempt to access Perry's documents. Those judges instead set out a schedule for additional legal briefing and a Feb. 23 oral argument at the Prettyman federal courthouse in Washington. "

Neomi Rao is insane.

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Rao was criticized by disability rights activists such as Rebecca Cokley for a 2011 blog post where she expressed opposition to bans on dwarf-tossing


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neomi_Rao

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2023-01-30 11:55:01 PM  

dsmith42: Ragin' Asian: Unless the information transmitted is privileged or top secret, why is any communication by a public servant not subject to public scrutiny?

Its an extension of the "speech and debate" clause in Article I. Same thing happened with William Jefferson(D), the bribe taking Congressman from New Orleans. FBI seized papers from his office. Both Republicans and Democrats protested and took it to court.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Jefferson_(politician)#Corruption_case


I didn't see anything in the Wiki about it, but I keep thinking he was the guy caught with stacks of bribe money wrapped up and stored in his freezer. I could be wrong, as my memory gets more faulty.
 
2023-01-31 12:05:27 AM  

Blathering Idjut: It's hard to believe the Founders expected the constitution to provide judicial protection for acts of treason against the United States.


Hakeem Jeffries disagrees with you, apparently.
 
2023-01-31 1:37:28 AM  
The House's decision to intervene in legal cases is governed by the "Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group," a five-member panel that includes McCarthy, his Democratic counterpart Hakeem Jeffries, and other members of House leadership. The panel voted unanimously to support the House's intervention in the matter, seeking to protect the chamber's prerogatives, according to one of the two people familiar with the proceedings.

BsAbSvR! WhArGaRbLe!

I mean, vote for whoever you want. One side has their oligopoly of American politics in plain view, and the other side wants you to believe they represent an alternative. Same coin, same bird, same governance.

When matrix quotes aptly describe your "democracy" its humorous how aggressive some of you get defending your "tribe" even though most of the people you stan for wouldn't order their retinue to piss on you if you were on fire.

https://youtu.be/VNnBLyV0Nm8
 
2023-01-31 3:01:26 AM  

edmo: The GOP seems to think being elected gives them immunity from everything.


Let me know when it can be proven otherwise.
 
2023-01-31 3:44:35 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: It'd cute how powerless we are to do anything about people who betrayed America and seek to destroy it.


You're not powerless.

Your choices to do something about it just don't have consequences you're willing to sacrifice for yet.

That's it.
 
2023-01-31 3:45:35 AM  

thorpe: "On Jan. 5, according to the docket, a three-judge appeals court panel put a temporary hold on Howell's ruling. The appeals panel assigned to the case - which includes Trump appointees Neomi Rao and Gregory Katsas, as well as Karen Henderson, who was appointed by President George H.W. Bush - rejected prosecutors' immediate attempt to access Perry's documents. Those judges instead set out a schedule for additional legal briefing and a Feb. 23 oral argument at the Prettyman federal courthouse in Washington. "

Neomi Rao is insane.

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Legal obstruction.
 
2023-01-31 4:30:28 AM  

Ray44512: Could you describe the ruckus sir?


I wait for one to act up
Now I got him backed up
Gun to his neck now, react what?
And that's one in the chamber
Wu-Tang banger, 36 styles of danger
Bring da motherfarkin' ruckus
Bring da motherfarkin' ruckus
 
2023-01-31 4:31:56 AM  

emtwo: Blathering Idjut: It's hard to believe the Founders expected the constitution to provide judicial protection for acts of treason against the United States.

Hakeem Jeffries disagrees with you, apparently.


Or he sees an opportunity to get the courts to more clearly define the boundaries.
 
2023-01-31 5:05:21 AM  
Scott Perry apparently agrees that there is evidence of criminal activity around, probably on his phone. Why? He sought a pardon from Trump, and accepting a pardon is evidence of guilt. Of course, he committed some of these acts in plain view.
 
2023-01-31 7:04:32 AM  

HoveringFungus: The House's decision to intervene in legal cases is governed by the "Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group," a five-member panel that includes McCarthy, his Democratic counterpart Hakeem Jeffries, and other members of House leadership. The panel voted unanimously to support the House's intervention in the matter, seeking to protect the chamber's prerogatives, according to one of the two people familiar with the proceedings.

BsAbSvR! WhArGaRbLe!

I mean, vote for whoever you want. One side has their oligopoly of American politics in plain view, and the other side wants you to believe they represent an alternative. Same coin, same bird, same governance.

When matrix quotes aptly describe your "democracy" its humorous how aggressive some of you get defending your "tribe" even though most of the people you stan for wouldn't order their retinue to piss on you if you were on fire.

https://youtu.be/VNnBLyV0Nm8


Get the f@ck outta heya with your both side crap...
 
2023-01-31 8:04:17 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Unless the information transmitted is privileged or top secret, why is any communication by a public servant not subject to public scrutiny?


Rich white people deserve every chance they can get to find the magic words to get out of going to jail because jail was never intended for them in the first place.
 
2023-01-31 8:17:19 AM  
Hey guys I just wanted to remind you that ain't nothing gonna happen.
 
2023-01-31 8:56:18 AM  

physt: HoveringFungus: The House's decision to intervene in legal cases is governed by the "Bipartisan Legal Advisory Group," a five-member panel that includes McCarthy, his Democratic counterpart Hakeem Jeffries, and other members of House leadership. The panel voted unanimously to support the House's intervention in the matter, seeking to protect the chamber's prerogatives, according to one of the two people familiar with the proceedings.

BsAbSvR! WhArGaRbLe!

I mean, vote for whoever you want. One side has their oligopoly of American politics in plain view, and the other side wants you to believe they represent an alternative. Same coin, same bird, same governance.

When matrix quotes aptly describe your "democracy" its humorous how aggressive some of you get defending your "tribe" even though most of the people you stan for wouldn't order their retinue to piss on you if you were on fire.

https://youtu.be/VNnBLyV0Nm8

Get the f@ck outta heya with your both side crap...


Which side didn't vote to unanimously to keep the phone out of the equation? Did I miss something?  It was the guy that caused this space to spontaneously get a little mahogany going with his alphabet speech personally one of the votes that is shutting this avenue of Something Happening down, right?
 
2023-01-31 9:15:34 AM  
I wonder why people suspected of possessing child pron or drug dealing don't get the opportunity to appeal a subpoena instead of having their doors kicked in, every piece of electronics they own confiscated and cracked into.

I guess attempting to overthrow the US government is not a very big deal to the DoJ.
 
2023-01-31 9:34:12 AM  

StaleCoffee: I got distracted by the wig ad on the article page, and was very disturbed by my inability to distinguish the actual human female models from the mannequins. That horseshoe effect created a creepy uncanny valley that left me confused and aroused. I'm not sure I like it.


...you realize the rest of us didn't see that ad, because we aren't constantly visiting sites about uncanny-valley mannequins in wigs, yes?
 
2023-01-31 9:34:26 AM  

Al Tsheimers: dsmith42: Ragin' Asian: Unless the information transmitted is privileged or top secret, why is any communication by a public servant not subject to public scrutiny?

Its an extension of the "speech and debate" clause in Article I. Same thing happened with William Jefferson(D), the bribe taking Congressman from New Orleans. FBI seized papers from his office. Both Republicans and Democrats protested and took it to court.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Jefferson_(politician)#Corruption_case

I didn't see anything in the Wiki about it, but I keep thinking he was the guy caught with stacks of bribe money wrapped up and stored in his freezer. I could be wrong, as my memory gets more faulty.


Yep. That was him. $90,000 in cash stored in his freezer from a $100,000 bribe he accepted on camera earlier. The ridiculous thing is that a lot of his charges were overturned after the Supreme Court legalized bribery for influence peddling in the governor McDonald case. It basically made it so that accepting bribes favors in exchange for corresponding favors by a government official is completely legal. Both sides have to say "this is a bribe" for it to count.
 
2023-01-31 11:24:50 AM  
But her emails. So this is fine.
 
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