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(New Zealand Herald)   While Auckland struggles with flooding that has killed people, destroyed homes & caused hundreds of millions of dollars of damage, the real tragedy is the mayor had to cancel his tennis to "to deal with media drongos over the flooding tomorrow"   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line
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2023-01-30 9:48:27 PM  
He was all out of Aucks to give.
 
2023-01-30 11:13:40 PM  
This is the third time in two days I have seen someone use the word "drongo"
 
2023-01-30 11:14:16 PM  
About time someone threw dildos at him in public methinks.
 
2023-01-30 11:16:56 PM  
THE CHATS - SMOKO (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
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2023-01-30 11:20:50 PM  
Oi he's right croikeyed in the bonzah


.... billabong? I don't know I don't speak austrian
 
2023-01-30 11:25:14 PM  

qorkfiend: This is the third time in two days I have seen someone use the word "drongo"


Only other places I've heard the term.

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2023-01-30 11:29:26 PM  

deeyablo: [YouTube video: THE CHATS - SMOKO (OFFICIAL VIDEO)]


Watched that whole video until I finally figured out what "smoko" was from context. Now, what's "drongo" mean?
 
2023-01-30 11:32:55 PM  
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2023-01-30 11:33:17 PM  
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2023-01-30 11:35:16 PM  
Won't somebody think of the sexy tennis instructors who won't do sexy things because of this?
 
2023-01-30 11:37:00 PM  
at least the raiders left
 
2023-01-30 11:37:44 PM  
Superman he would get locked in the telephone box. He never wins. So he is a drongo.
The origin of the term was revived at Flemington in 1977 when a Drongo Handicap was held. Only apprentice jockeys were allowed to ride. The horses entered were not allowed to have won a race in the previous twelve months.
1941 Somers Sun 2 July: When you are called Drongo, ignore it.
2013 A. Goode Through the Farm Gate: I can't believe my drongo of a father is asking such ridiculous questions.
 
2023-01-30 11:40:27 PM  
Okay, let's try this again -

drongo
A fool, a simpleton, an idiot. There is also a bird called a drongo. The spangled drongo is found in northern and eastern Australia, as well as in the islands to the north of Australia, and further north to India and China. It is called a drongo because that is the name of a bird from the same family in northern Madagascar. The spangled drongo is not a stupid bird. It is not a galah. One book describes it thus: 'The spangled drongo catches insects in the air, chasing them in aerobatic flight'. There is one odd story about the drongo, however: unlike most migratory birds, it appears to migrate to colder regions in winter. Some have suggested that this is the origin of the association of 'stupidity' with the term drongo. But this seems most unlikely.
So what is the true story? There was an Australian racehorse called Drongo during the early 1920s. It seems likely that he was named after the bird called the 'drongo'. He wasn't a an absolute no-hoper of a racehorse: he ran second in a VRC Derby and St Leger, third in the AJC St Leger, and fifth in the 1924 Sydney Cup. He often came very close to winning major races, but in 37 starts he never won a race. In 1924 a writer in the Melbourne Argus comments: 'Drongo is sure to be a very hard horse to beat. He is improving with every run'. But he never did win.
Soon after the horse's retirement it seems that racegoers started to apply the term to horses that were having similarly unlucky careers. Soon after the term became more negative, and was applied also to people who were not so much 'unlucky' as 'hopeless cases', 'no-hopers', and thereafter 'fools'. In the 1940s it was applied to recruits in the Royal Australian Air Force. It has become part of general Australian slang.
Buzz Kennedy, writing in The Australian newspaper in 1977, defines a drongo thus:

A drongo is a simpleton but a complicated one: he is a simpleton [of the] sort who not only falls over his feet but does so at Government House; who asks his future mother-in-law to pass-the-magic-word salt the first time the girl asks him home.... In an emergency he runs heroically in the wrong direction. If he were Superman he would get locked in the telephone box. He never wins. So he is a drongo.
The origin of the term was revived at Flemington in 1977 when a Drongo Handicap was held. Only apprentice jockeys were allowed to ride. The horses entered were not allowed to have won a race in the previous twelve months.
1941 Somers Sun 2 July: When you are called Drongo, ignore it.
2013 A. Goode Through the Farm Gate: I can't believe my drongo of a father is asking such ridiculous questions.
 
2023-01-30 11:46:14 PM  
This story has traveled half way around the world and why? To teach us tennis partners aren't your friends? He wrote that in a private communication to give the other three players a heads up they'd need to find someone else or not go to the club.

If he did his job professionally who really gives a flying fark what he says outside of work?
 
2023-01-30 11:48:51 PM  

Senseless_drivel: This story has traveled half way around the world and why? To teach us tennis partners aren't your friends? He wrote that in a private communication to give the other three players a heads up they'd need to find someone else or not go to the club.

If he did his job professionally who really gives a flying fark what he says outside of work?


If he had done his job professionally no-one would have been looking or much cared. This comes when his appalling handling of a disaster and his gross insensitive comments made prior was already a major news story.
 
2023-01-31 1:11:22 AM  

deeyablo: [YouTube video: THE CHATS - SMOKO (OFFICIAL VIDEO)]


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2023-01-31 1:46:12 AM  

gaspode: Senseless_drivel: This story has traveled half way around the world and why? To teach us tennis partners aren't your friends? He wrote that in a private communication to give the other three players a heads up they'd need to find someone else or not go to the club.

If he did his job professionally who really gives a flying fark what he says outside of work?

If he had done his job professionally no-one would have been looking or much cared. This comes when his appalling handling of a disaster and his gross insensitive comments made prior was already a major news story.


Yeah none of this would be important if he was shirking his responsibilities and acting like a usual conservative during an emergency that didn't directly effect him.
 
2023-01-31 4:04:43 AM  

Langdon_777: gaspode: Senseless_drivel: This story has traveled half way around the world and why? To teach us tennis partners aren't your friends? He wrote that in a private communication to give the other three players a heads up they'd need to find someone else or not go to the club.

If he did his job professionally who really gives a flying fark what he says outside of work?

If he had done his job professionally no-one would have been looking or much cared. This comes when his appalling handling of a disaster and his gross insensitive comments made prior was already a major news story.

Yeah none of this would be important if he was shirking his responsibilities and acting like a usual conservative during an emergency that didn't directly effect him.


He thinks he's got it bad?  Poor Ted Cruz had to cancel his vacation just because some commoners back home were freezing to death.

/ his vacation he only went on to begin with because his family made him
 
2023-01-31 4:36:11 AM  
He better be careful. I heard a woman claim that a drongo ate her baby.
 
2023-01-31 4:43:08 AM  
The guy is getting eviscerated on r/newzealand and other Kiwi social media. He's very Trumpian in his approach to his work schedule. When he entered office last year he was making a lot of bold demands without seeming to understand that the Council would need to vote on the changes he wants to make.

Even if he had allies in local politics, nobody would want to hitch themselves to him now.
 
2023-01-31 8:01:18 AM  
This guy's an asshole for sure but so is the person on a private text string who leaked it to the press.

/drtfa
 
2023-01-31 12:46:57 PM  
If this was a one off,, then perhaps he could rightfully defend himself.

But when he has repeatedly shown his contempt for the media over his years in power, then this is a clear sign that confirms he has a very undesirable trait which makes him unfit for office in a democracy.
 
2023-01-31 12:55:38 PM  
What would you like him to do about it?  "Eh, sorry, we farked up the entire planet.  Why are you looking at me?"
That's what I'd say.  Then I'd point at them.
 
2023-01-31 4:40:39 PM  
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Can't they just call on the power of the Elves to ask the water to behave?
 
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