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foo monkey
2023-01-30 11:07:48 PM  
George Santos was the sixth Spice Girl.
 
MikeyFuccon
2023-01-30 11:15:01 PM  
How many passports? How many visas? And did he know his real name?
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 11:19:35 PM  
How bad is his piriformis syndrome?
 
6nome
2023-01-30 11:23:50 PM  
I heard that George Santos once arrested 100 people with fake passports. In a row.
 
Neondistraction
2023-01-30 11:35:27 PM  

6nome: I heard that George Santos once arrested 100 people with fake passports. In a row.


All while also helping first responders during 9/11.
 
Boo_Guy
2023-01-30 11:43:52 PM  
Follow Up: Man escapes custody from Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center by wiggling his ears and flying out of the courtyard.
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skybird659 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 11:46:21 PM  
I heard that he pulled an unconscious Ted Kennedy from his sunken car at Chappaquiddick but couldn't save Mary Jo because his leg cramped up.
 
Por que tan serioso
2023-01-30 11:48:54 PM  
So. The report or whatever lists that dudes age as 32. I'm guessing he's still on a fake one.
 
foo monkey
2023-01-30 11:49:38 PM  

6nome: I heard that George Santos once arrested 100 people with fake passports. In a row.


Plot twist:  He was all 100 of them and he arrested himself while he was head of Homeland Security.
 
El_Dan
2023-01-30 11:58:42 PM  
That's not a wannabe, that's the original, and I challenge anyone to prove otherwise.
 
Hickory-smoked
2023-01-31 12:06:02 AM  
When did Stephen Miller get a neck tatt?
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-31 12:42:18 AM  

foo monkey: George Santos was the sixth Spice Girl.


He had more potential in his younger years.

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watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-31 12:51:42 AM  
Cops never will
Basement Jaxx - Red Alert (MTV USA Music Video Version) - (1999)
Youtube 5xmGIsR19ps
 
watching the trump puddle dry
2023-01-31 12:52:15 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Cops never will
[YouTube video: Basement Jaxx - Red Alert (MTV USA Music Video Version) - (1999)]


Even if your nice
 
Neondistraction
2023-01-31 12:58:06 AM  

Por que tan serioso: So. The report or whatever lists that dudes age as 32. I'm guessing he's still on a fake one.


Ehh, it would be a hard 32 but I've seen harder.
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 1:51:15 AM  

foo monkey: George Santos was the sixth Spice Girl.


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Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-31 1:57:50 AM  

Boo_Guy: Follow Up: Man escapes custody from Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center by wiggling his ears and flying out of the courtyard.
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Stud Gerbil
2023-01-31 2:16:44 AM  
Glad they caught him before he got to Rio.  I heard extradition is difficult from there.
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bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 4:48:32 AM  
Catch me if you ca....crap.
 
resident dystopian
2023-01-31 7:45:32 AM  
Wasn't there a study that involved a decrease in the recidivisim of felons upon the
use of corrective otoplasy.

Once given they can go on with a normal life and drop that unfortunated Dick Tracy/Batman-esque nickname.
 
Raymond L Yacht
2023-01-31 3:39:12 PM  
Do we know what office the GOP has him running for in 24?
 
stuffy
2023-01-31 4:27:15 PM  
Waiting for someone getting  arrested for impersonating George Santos.
 
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