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2023-01-30 11:39:52 PM  
Hockey teams have cheerleaders?
 
2023-01-30 11:46:14 PM  
Second place with $1. Nice job tonight!
 
2023-01-30 11:58:46 PM  

mistahtom: Hockey teams have cheerleaders?


Well, they don't do the splits or anything.
 
2023-01-31 12:43:03 AM  
Intelligent, attractive women sports fans is my thing. Who says Fark isn't my personal erotica site?  Women like this and Cybthia Frelund are my dream girls.
 
2023-01-31 1:19:05 AM  
Does she have a nice pair of STEMs?

/I'll report myself out
 
2023-01-31 1:23:04 AM  

Billy Liar: mistahtom: Hockey teams have cheerleaders?

Well, they don't do the splits or anything.


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Somebody wasn't around Fark in 2006 or so.
 
2023-01-31 1:26:02 AM  

mistahtom: Hockey teams have cheerleaders?


I wouldn't call them "cheerleaders", but the girls for the Ducks clean the ice and do some entertainment during TV timeouts.
 
2023-01-31 2:01:48 AM  
If I could talk to my 12-year-old self, I would tell her that with practice, Geometry can get a lot easier!

While practicing geometry, as well, one should try to ignore the boys a bit too eager to study curves.

Definitely decline any invitation to discuss the properties of the number 5318008.
 
2023-01-31 2:04:03 AM  
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2023-01-31 4:27:23 AM  
>  Sarah: Research Technician and Carolina Hurricanes Cheerleaders
Aug 25, 2020


mistahtom: Hockey teams have cheerleaders?

Not this team anymore.
The Carolina Hurricanes Storm Squad.has been disbanded and replaced with a coed pep squad, the Canes Crew ,that waves flags and signs
https://www.nhl.com/hurricanes/fans/entertainment-team
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There is a petition to bring back the Storm Squad.
https://www.change.org/p/carolina-hurricanes-bring-the-carolina-hurricanes-storm-squad-back
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Nah. . Let's be inclusive. Hockey fans want gay guts out there to get them fired up for the team.
 
2023-01-31 4:46:57 AM  

HairBolus: Aug 25, 2020


Ah, now it all makes sense.
 
2023-01-31 7:04:54 AM  
But instead Jake (not from State Farm) with the goofy facial tics won.
 
2023-01-31 7:57:31 AM  

Uzzah: Billy Liar: mistahtom: Hockey teams have cheerleaders?

Well, they don't do the splits or anything.

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Somebody wasn't around Fark in 2006 or so.


Oh God is she stuck?!?
 
2023-01-31 8:22:34 AM  

Craw Fu: Intelligent, attractive women sports fans is my thing. Who says Fark isn't my personal erotica site?  Women like this and Cybthia Frelund are my dream girls.


She's hot, smart, and out of my league.

I'm already married to, and consistently disappointing, one that matches that description.
 
2023-01-31 8:39:06 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Second place with $1. Nice job tonight!


She was actually the only one to guess the Final Jeopardy clue, she just realized it too late to write it all down.
 
2023-01-31 8:46:26 AM  
I was rooting for her. The guy that won is a weirdo, even by Jeopardy standards.
 
2023-01-31 8:47:08 AM  

HairBolus: >

Nah. . Let's be inclusive. Hockey fans want gay guts out there to get them fired up for the team.


Not gonna lie, few burly bears skating around in yoga pants and crop tops would get a giggle out of me.
 
2023-01-31 8:49:06 AM  

Uzzah: Billy Liar: mistahtom: Hockey teams have cheerleaders?

Well, they don't do the splits or anything.

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/Let's see who gets why I posted this pic...
 
2023-01-31 9:10:15 AM  

Uzzah: Billy Liar: mistahtom: Hockey teams have cheerleaders?

Well, they don't do the splits or anything.

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2023-01-31 9:11:35 AM  
I see future her as an old lab tech that doesn't get out, but just goes back and forth to work and grocery shopping.
 
2023-01-31 9:51:35 AM  

Uzzah: Billy Liar: mistahtom: Hockey teams have cheerleaders?

Well, they don't do the splits or anything.

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Somebody wasn't around Fark in 2006 or so.


easy turbo, don't get yourself a timeout

/yes this is an actual warning
 
2023-01-31 11:25:42 AM  
JFC this whole site is painful.

They're 'scientist' cheerleaders, but let's be clear: they're cheerleaders.  So every "interview" we're gonna add a bunch of extra exclamation points to make sure they're extra perky!  And maybe engage in a little bit of editorial paraphrasing to infantilize them in what we're going to represent as direct quotes.

"I also use Mass Spectrometry to analyze all the specific elements in my histones and match them to confirm they're made just right!"

I've read 80's porn-mag model "interviews" that treated their subjects with more respect.
 
2023-01-31 11:56:29 AM  

Arkanaut: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Second place with $1. Nice job tonight!

She was actually the only one to guess the Final Jeopardy clue, she just realized it too late to write it all down.


I know! It's too bad she did poorly in the main rounds. She was in that weird 3rd place spot where she could still win with a $0 bet if the top two both missed and bet big. A better performance earlier on could have given her a better chance.
 
2023-01-31 12:31:30 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Arkanaut: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Second place with $1. Nice job tonight!

She was actually the only one to guess the Final Jeopardy clue, she just realized it too late to write it all down.

I know! It's too bad she did poorly in the main rounds. She was in that weird 3rd place spot where she could still win with a $0 bet if the top two both missed and bet big. A better performance earlier on could have given her a better chance.


The returning champ was pretty dominant on the buzzer. According to the box scores, he got in on 83% of his buzz attempts in the Daily Double round - that's pretty elite.
 
2023-01-31 6:35:38 PM  

kolpanic: Uzzah: Billy Liar: mistahtom: Hockey teams have cheerleaders?

Well, they don't do the splits or anything.

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Somebody wasn't around Fark in 2006 or so.

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MFW I get the joke 💋🧊
 
2023-01-31 11:22:18 PM  
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