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(CNN)   Owning a chimpanzee is like raising a teenager, just with less poo-flinging   (cnn.com) divider line
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426 clicks; posted to STEM » on 30 Jan 2023 at 3:29 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 2:54:53 PM  
...and more opportunties to get your face of genitals bitten off.
 
Lambskincoat [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 3:04:11 PM  
A chimpanzee owner was the first patient to receive a cadaver face transplant. Your teenager has to do bath salts, for you to need a face transplant.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 3:10:54 PM  
Chimps are pure evil.  They must be destroyed.
 
Marcos P
2023-01-30 3:59:34 PM  
Chimps are pretty bad. Not like the sweet Gibbon.

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Hehe tiny ape
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 4:17:25 PM  

Lambskincoat: A chimpanzee owner was the first patient to receive a cadaver face transplant. Your teenager has to do bath salts, for you to need a face transplant.


The chimp was on drugs and it was the owner's friend, but yeah you don't want to be around an angry chimp
 
morg
2023-01-30 4:34:06 PM  
At least rabid chimpanzees don't roam the mall, menacing older people.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 4:49:36 PM  

morg: At least rabid chimpanzees don't roam the mall, menacing older people.


That's only because malls are too far to walk to and chimps can't get drivers' licenses.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 7:51:14 PM  

Jake Havechek: Chimps are pure evil.  They must be destroyed.


They're almost as bad as humans.
 
real_headhoncho [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:18:45 PM  
You'd be surprised how much poo a teenager can toss.
 
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