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(CNN)   Some Pecker meets with prosecutors over TFG's pecker. Enquiring minds want to know   (cnn.com) divider line
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    More: Strange, Donald Trump, National Enquirer, David Pecker, former head of the company, Pornographic film actor, President, John Edwards extramarital affair, Tabloid journalism  
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2389 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jan 2023 at 3:50 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 1:30:07 PM  
For the whataboutists keeping score.
The Democratic president got free blowjobs, the Republican had to pay for them.
 
SpaceMonkey-66 [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 1:33:02 PM  
No they dont
 
Sin'sHero [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 1:45:28 PM  

vudukungfu: For the whataboutists keeping score.
The Democratic president got free blowjobs, the Republican had to pay for them.


Yeah, but Hunter Biden's laptop!
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 1:50:21 PM  
Time to squeeze the Pecker
 
FarkingIceHole [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 2:00:22 PM  
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Johnny Bananas is all over that
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 2:01:35 PM  
And nothing will come from this.
 
Squid_for_Brains [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 2:27:17 PM  
"...the probe is escalating..."

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LarryDan43
2023-01-30 3:53:51 PM  
So many scandals buried in his backyard
 
Skarekrough
2023-01-30 3:53:53 PM  
Didn't the Enquirer have a deal with Trump-related stories?

It was called "Catch and Kill" where anything that would be bad for Trump they would feign interest in, get people to sign exclusivity agreements and then never publish the story and in return Trump would pay the Enquirer for it?
 
olrasputin
2023-01-30 3:57:15 PM  
Talk about a "nothing burger"...
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 3:58:44 PM  
Trump said he wanted to drain the swamp to distract people from his cesspool.
 
Wessoman
2023-01-30 3:59:32 PM  

null: And nothing will come from this.


Well, at least not any women.
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 4:00:09 PM  

Skarekrough: Didn't the Enquirer have a deal with Trump-related stories?

It was called "Catch and Kill" where anything that would be bad for Trump they would feign interest in, get people to sign exclusivity agreements and then never publish the story and in return Trump would pay the Enquirer for it?


Well, technically, Trump had Cohen pay them for it... If I remember right, Cohen even took out a Home Equity loan at one point to pay for one of these.  Then Cohen went to jail.
 
Soup4Bonnie
2023-01-30 4:00:36 PM  
With fewer than two weeks to go before the election, Cohen had failed to either execute the agreement immediately or pay Daniels so she threatened to take her story to another publication.

A multi-billionaire in a tight race for President of the United States but you're too stupid or too greedy to pay out the basic biatch hush money of $130K has to be a Hall of Fame self own.
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-01-30 4:01:27 PM  

FarkingIceHole: [Fark user image 527x677]
Johnny Bananas is all over that


I knew a guy in college whose name is John and his last name sounded enough like "bananas" that I called him Johnny Bananas for YEARS.

That pillow jackass is no Johnny Bananas, and I'll thank you not to sully the good Bananas name.

// when I congratulated him on getting his PhD, he goes "that's DOCTOR Johnny Bananas, to you!"
// good guy
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 4:02:20 PM  
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advex101
2023-01-30 4:02:58 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: With fewer than two weeks to go before the election, Cohen had failed to either execute the agreement immediately or pay Daniels so she threatened to take her story to another publication.

A multi-billionaire in a tight race for President of the United States but you're too stupid or too greedy to pay out the basic biatch hush money of $130K has to be a Hall of Fame self own.


What?  And actually pay an obligation?  He has standards!
 
Safari Ken
2023-01-30 4:03:12 PM  
I would have been happier had I never heard about this story ever again. However, it did indirectly cause this amusing exchange on the Grand Tour, so that's something I guess..

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o4tuna
2023-01-30 4:03:34 PM  
David, peckerhead of the company that publishes the National Enquirer

Fixed it for my inner 12 year old
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 4:06:23 PM  

Sin'sHero: vudukungfu: For the whataboutists keeping score.
The Democratic president got free blowjobs, the Republican had to pay for them.

Yeah, but Hunter Biden's laptop!


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The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 4:09:39 PM  
Old reference

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FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 4:12:26 PM  
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OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 4:16:58 PM  
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Hey guys, wrap it up... he NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR!  It just must all be some witch hunt

Can Stormy sue him for defamation for calling her "Horseface"?
 
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 4:17:25 PM  
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wiredroach
2023-01-30 4:17:42 PM  
"My name...is Peck."

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austerity101
2023-01-30 4:18:39 PM  

Sin'sHero: vudukungfu: For the whataboutists keeping score.
The Democratic president got free blowjobs, the Republican had to pay for them.

Yeah, but Hunter Biden's laptop!


I'M IN THE GLOVEBOX
 
austerity101
2023-01-30 4:19:50 PM  

Skarekrough: Didn't the Enquirer have a deal with Trump-related stories?

It was called "Catch and Kill" where anything that would be bad for Trump they would feign interest in, get people to sign exclusivity agreements and then never publish the story and in return Trump would pay the Enquirer for it?


Why the f*ck would anyone sign an exclusivity agreement with the Enquirer? I feel like it says a lot about what evidence they had.
 
Marcos P
2023-01-30 4:24:21 PM  

wiredroach: "My name...is Peck."

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snowjack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 4:35:16 PM  

austerity101: Skarekrough: Didn't the Enquirer have a deal with Trump-related stories?

It was called "Catch and Kill" where anything that would be bad for Trump they would feign interest in, get people to sign exclusivity agreements and then never publish the story and in return Trump would pay the Enquirer for it?

Why the f*ck would anyone sign an exclusivity agreement with the Enquirer? I feel like it says a lot about what evidence they had.


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Bigdogdaddy
2023-01-30 4:37:55 PM  
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RasIanI
2023-01-30 4:40:06 PM  

Skarekrough: Didn't the Enquirer have a deal with Trump-related stories?

It was called "Catch and Kill" where anything that would be bad for Trump they would feign interest in, get people to sign exclusivity agreements and then never publish the story and in return Trump would pay the Enquirer for it?


Yes
 
peachpicker
2023-01-30 4:42:07 PM  
I honestly thought this guy had died.
 
rnatalie [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 4:44:08 PM  

wiredroach: "My name...is Peck."

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This man has no dick.
 
Nicholas D. Wolfwood [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 4:50:34 PM  

wiredroach: "My name...is Peck."

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Came for Dic...  Ya know what, forget I was ever here.
 
dsmith42 [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 5:19:46 PM  

OldRod: [Fark user image 587x228]

Hey guys, wrap it up... he NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR!  It just must all be some witch hunt

Can Stormy sue him for defamation for calling her "Horseface"?


Funny as hell that he called her Horseface considering that he compared her to the ugly daughter that he is desperate to fark. Or already did when she wasn't able to resist his flabby moves.
 
Lady J [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 5:19:54 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: "...the probe is escalating..."

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dsmith42 [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 5:25:32 PM  

austerity101: Skarekrough: Didn't the Enquirer have a deal with Trump-related stories?

It was called "Catch and Kill" where anything that would be bad for Trump they would feign interest in, get people to sign exclusivity agreements and then never publish the story and in return Trump would pay the Enquirer for it?

Why the f*ck would anyone sign an exclusivity agreement with the Enquirer? I feel like it says a lot about what evidence they had.


Karen McDougal signed the exclusivity agreement. She was supposed to get a column in one of the other publications that the parent company (American Media Inc) of the National Enquirer owned. They didn't follow through until the whole story became public and then they gave her an article on her exercise and diet routine in Men's Health.
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 5:30:44 PM  
I've never banged that repulsive blob of maggot poop either (*gag*). Where is my $130 grand?
 
HighOnCraic
2023-01-30 5:52:24 PM  
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Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-30 6:04:55 PM  
David Pecker, the former head of the company that publishes the National Enquirer, is expected to meet with Manhattan prosecutors investigating former President Donald Trump, people familiar with the matter said, indicating the probe is escalating.

Well, that escalated slowly.
 
brigid_fitch
2023-01-30 6:05:31 PM  
Jesus, with all the other crimes this asshole has done, I completely forgot about the payments to bury stories and the Enquirer having to pay like $200K fine for giving Karen McDougal hush money during the 2016 campaign.
 
fredbox [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 6:05:34 PM  
No, not really.
 
strapp3r
2023-01-30 6:09:50 PM  
"so, was it...funny looking?"

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Senseless_drivel
2023-01-30 7:07:57 PM  

strapp3r: "so, was it...funny looking?"

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I just want to say I was going with a girl from Chaska when this movie came out and when the sex worker responds full of pride when asked where she is from, "Chaska!" she absolutely nailed it.
 
Senseless_drivel
2023-01-30 7:12:01 PM  
They should test the efficacy of American sledgehammers vs the Wagner Group's on this guy.
 
OldProf
2023-01-30 8:56:38 PM  
This post refers to a second Donald Trump mistress, Karen McDougal, who was Playboy Playmate of the Year in 1998. If these stories had appeared right before the very close 2016 election, Trump might have been defeated.

Trump directly paid off Stormy Daniels through Michael Cohen.  (We saw the check). In the case of Ms. McDougal, Trump's friend David Pecker protected him. Pecker was CEO of the National Enquirer, which had a process he called "catch and kill," to bury unwanted publicity. Pecker contracted with McDougal for exclusive rights to her story, then never ran it.
 
Rogue Surf
2023-01-30 9:58:15 PM  

brigid_fitch: Jesus, with all the other crimes this asshole has done, I completely forgot about the payments to bury stories and the Enquirer having to pay like $200K fine for giving Karen McDougal hush money during the 2016 campaign.


these are both peanuts compared to the $157 Million he cost all Americans just to PlaY GolF....Can't wait for that "MAKE AMERICANs GRIFT4me AGAIN!"
 
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