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(Sports Illustrated)   Patrick Mahomes ACTUAL daddy with a giant cigar in his mouth after the game "yeah, I am smoking on that Joe Burrow right now"   (si.com) divider line
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brap [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 12:26:46 PM  
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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 2:51:09 PM  
Er... Gross.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 3:17:01 PM  
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Mrtraveler01
2023-01-30 3:36:48 PM  
NTTAWWT
 
rudemix [OhFark]
2023-01-30 3:39:57 PM  
Sounds like a class act.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 3:52:17 PM  

rudemix: Sounds like a class act.


*everyone to the Bengals players and mayor*

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rickythepenguin
2023-01-30 4:24:40 PM  
Ha.  I remember when Mahomes got drafted, and thinking, "hmmmm....that's a fairly unusual name.....i wonder if he's related to that ham-and-egger MLB pitcher from the mid 90s, Cleveland, Braves, cup of coffee with the Yankees, Twins...."

and the ESPN guys when Pat started lighting it up.  "patrick "muh-HOME-essss?  May-home-AYYY? [French] MASH-ohms?"  name always farked up.

bros (and sisters), on ESPN, how does some limpdick from nowheres'ville AZ know how to pronounce his name and you don't?
 
Jack Sabbath
2023-01-30 4:29:13 PM  
At least he has one son he can be proud of.  The other one is a trainwreck.
 
H31N0US
2023-01-30 4:37:51 PM  
That dude is hammered.

Keep Suzy Kolber far away.
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 4:47:58 PM  
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iamskibibitz
2023-01-30 4:55:18 PM  
Joe Burrow? I prefer Arturo Fuente myself.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 4:56:40 PM  

iamskibibitz: Joe Burrow? I prefer Arturo Fuente myself.


Heh.  Ever had an Opus X?
 
interstellar_tedium
2023-01-30 5:58:15 PM  
Can I just hate the whole Mahomes family now
 
Nick el Ass
2023-01-30 6:00:00 PM  
NTTIAWWIT, but I'd rather try one of these.

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Nick el Ass
2023-01-30 6:10:34 PM  

interstellar_tedium: Can I just hate the whole Mahomes family now


Ketchup on steak is disgusting, but the real crime in those commercials was Aaron Rodgers who deserves your hate.

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sex_and_drugs_for_ian [BareFark]
2023-01-30 6:13:40 PM  

interstellar_tedium: Can I just hate the whole Mahomes family now


Not Junior.

He's the Michael Bluth of the bunch.
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 6:35:11 PM  

Nick el Ass: interstellar_tedium: Can I just hate the whole Mahomes family now

Ketchup on steak is disgusting, but the real crime in those commercials was Aaron Rodgers who deserves your hate.

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How can you hate this?

'I'mma get to the bottom of this!'

Andy Reid x Patrick Mahomes x Kevin Miles x State Farm® | Nap Time
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uberalice
2023-01-30 6:43:11 PM  
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Dear Jerk
2023-01-30 7:16:24 PM  
His son played a great game to lead the Chiefs to a third Super Bowl Berth in the last five seasons.

Third in last four years.
Third in Mahomes' five seasons as a starter.
Incredibly close to being fifth in five years.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 7:32:47 PM  

Nick el Ass: interstellar_tedium: Can I just hate the whole Mahomes family now

Ketchup on steak is disgusting, but the real crime in those commercials was Aaron Rodgers who deserves your hate.

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Seriously....WTF?!  I don't get me started on people who order their steaks well done.
 
Clutch2013
2023-01-30 8:02:35 PM  

puffy999: rudemix: Sounds like a class act.

*everyone to the Bengals players and mayor*

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This isn't getting enough attention. Mahomes didn't have his best game, and the Chiefs in general probably should have lost that game and might flatline against the Eagles in two weeks, but the Bengals f*cked it for themselves on multiple fronts. Burrow threw two picks and failed to capitalize on multiple gifts (like that Mahomes fumble in the 3rd or 4th quarter) and then, to cement things, Ossai made a stupid-ass heat-of-the-moment decision that's going to go in the books because it cost the Bengals the AFC and the shot at a ring.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 8:32:11 PM  

rickythepenguin: Ha.  I remember when Mahomes got drafted, and thinking, "hmmmm....that's a fairly unusual name.....i wonder if he's related to that ham-and-egger MLB pitcher from the mid 90s, Cleveland, Braves, cup of coffee with the Yankees, Twins...."

and the ESPN guys when Pat started lighting it up.  "patrick "muh-HOME-essss?  May-home-AYYY? [French] MASH-ohms?"  name always farked up.

bros (and sisters), on ESPN, how does some limpdick from nowheres'ville AZ know how to pronounce his name and you don't?


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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 8:33:18 PM  

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BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 11:20:11 PM  

Dear Jerk: His son played a great game to lead the Chiefs to a third Super Bowl Berth in the last five seasons.

Third in last four years.
Third in Mahomes' five seasons as a starter.
Incredibly close to being fifth in five years.


...and on one leg...
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 9:26:25 AM  
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