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2023-01-30 8:13:41 AM  
M3GAN (2023)- Chucky meets The Bad Seed meets Ex Machina meets Black Mirror. Playful, disrtubingly prophetic, and fun. Enjoyed it.
 
2023-01-30 8:17:01 AM  
The Game was the first movie I can remember that actually messed with my head and sat with me for awhile afterward. Great great flick.
 
2023-01-30 9:12:20 AM  
I saw an article a few days ago on Yahoo showing where every single best picture winner in history can be streamed (assuming it's available for streaming, a decent number aren't available anywhere.  Which is dumb.)

So... I decided to watch them.  I realize that technically I could have used justwatch to find them myself, but manually searching for 80+ movies on there would've taken forever.

First up...

It Happened One Night, 1934 (Tubi):A rich heiress in Miami wants to marry her love that her dad disapproves of, so she runs away, taking a bus to New York City.  On the bus, she meets Cary Grant and they share some moments and she ends up falling in love with him instead.  It's one of the few black and white movies that has a coherent plot and actually takes place in numerous sets and locations.  It's pretty decent.  (A side note that Spaceballs parodies the wedding scene and the setup of the movie.  And I'm guessing that John Hughes was also inspired by the movie when he made planes, trains, and automobiles as there's a number of similarities)

Next up:
Watching On The Waterfront on HBO MAX, but I'm only 1/3 of the way through it, so I'm finishing that up.  So far it's a boring slog, but hopefully it improves.

I also got a notification that Violent Night is on redbox now, so I'm probably grabbing that.  It looked pretty good from the trailers.  Thought about seeing it in theatres, but ultimately did not.

/And hopefully with all the nominations EEAAO drops back on redbox again so I can finally watch it.  I anticipate it'll win best picture, so may as well get that out of the way too.
 
2023-01-30 9:19:42 AM  
The Great Buddha Arrival Wide Release Trailer
Youtube qi3fPmaktd4


Watch it. You'll get it, or you won't.
    It started out as a student project to remake the first tokusatsu film, The Great Buddha Arrival from 1934. Yes, Buddha was the first kaiju. I found that fact to be fascinating.
Anyway, all copies of the original were destroyed during WWII.
Edamasa, the director, had an assistant named Tsuburaya. That name should be familiar to anyone who has paid attention to the credits on Godzilla or Ultraman. The student film blew up into this when they secured an interview with Akira Takarada. He was Ogata, the dude with the eye patch who sacrificed himself to destroy Godzilla, and he was in some of the sequels. When he came

   It may be difficult for western viewers because it wasn't made for an American and some of the insert are student quality, but it's a Japanese film after all. Someone who truly loves film will enjoy it, those who still think fart jokes are the height of entertainment and culture probably will not.


It can be streamed for free on Tubi
 
2023-01-30 9:42:40 AM  
Boondock Saints - still great. The boy loved it. His comment, "only Willem Dafoe could play this part." We then both read the Wikipedia entries describing the hubris that lead to the director's downfall.
 
2023-01-30 9:53:47 AM  

jake3988: I saw an article a few days ago on Yahoo showing where every single best picture winner in history can be streamed (assuming it's available for streaming, a decent number aren't available anywhere.  Which is dumb.)

So... I decided to watch them.  I realize that technically I could have used justwatch to find them myself, but manually searching for 80+ movies on there would've taken forever.

First up...

It Happened One Night, 1934 (Tubi):A rich heiress in Miami wants to marry her love that her dad disapproves of, so she runs away, taking a bus to New York City.  On the bus, she meets Cary Grant and they share some moments and she ends up falling in love with him instead.  It's one of the few black and white movies that has a coherent plot and actually takes place in numerous sets and locations.  It's pretty decent.  (A side note that Spaceballs parodies the wedding scene and the setup of the movie.  And I'm guessing that John Hughes was also inspired by the movie when he made planes, trains, and automobiles as there's a number of similarities)

Next up:
Watching On The Waterfront on HBO MAX, but I'm only 1/3 of the way through it, so I'm finishing that up.  So far it's a boring slog, but hopefully it improves.

I also got a notification that Violent Night is on redbox now, so I'm probably grabbing that.  It looked pretty good from the trailers.  Thought about seeing it in theatres, but ultimately did not.

/And hopefully with all the nominations EEAAO drops back on redbox again so I can finally watch it.  I anticipate it'll win best picture, so may as well get that out of the way too.


Put Clark Gable on the bus with Claudette Colbert instead of Cary Grant.  Speaking of Cary Grant, I just watched Operation Petticoat because it was free on Youtube.  They paint their submarine pink because there isn't enough red or gray primer to do the whole boat.
 
2023-01-30 9:55:34 AM  
RRR-Crazy, over-the-top Bollywood film with action, brutal fights...and dancing! It was 3 hours long and it flew by. I thought it was fantastic. A+
 
2023-01-30 10:09:36 AM  
All Quite On the Western Front (2022)
It had great production values, they faithfully recreated the WWI battlefields and misery.
The acting and characterizations were rather flat and undistinguished, imho.
It seemed to substitute symbolism for a fair bit of the original story.
I didn't see an Oscar in it.
 
2023-01-30 10:13:43 AM  
Holy Spider (2022, an international coproduction, in Farsi)
From Iranian director in exile Ali Abbasi, the film is based on the true story of a serial killer in the holy city of Mashhad, Iran, who killed 16 sex workers in 2000 and 2001. Won the Best Actress award at Cannes, much to the anger of Iran's leaders. I found it interesting to compare the attitudes to the killings on display here to how people would react in western countries. Yeah, the police here often don't take the murder of prostitutes seriously, but we also don't see demonstrations in support of their murderer.

Aftersun (2022, the UK)
The film follows a Scottish dad and his 11-year-old daughter on holiday at a fading Turkish resort 20 years ago. Great performances - Paul Mescal is nominated for the Best Actor Oscar. Very sad and moving.

Son of Saul (2015, Hungary, in German, Hungarian, Polish, Yiddish, and others)
This shows a day in the life of a Sonderkommando, the Jewish prisoners that worked in the gas chambers and crematoria at extermination camps, in this case Auschwitz. After finding a boy who has survived the gas chamber, but is then murdered, Saul tries to find a rabbi to give him a proper burial. Won the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film, and second prize at Cannes.

Living (2022, the UK)
This is a remake of the Akira Kurosawa 1952 classic Ikiru. A bureaucrat in 1953 London learns he is dying and sets out to change his life. Very sad; Roger Ebert said that Ikiru is one of the few films that might cause one to lead a better life. Nominated for Oscars for Best Actor (Bill Nighy) and Best Adapted Screenplay (Kazuo Ishiguro, who if he wins will be the third person to have an Oscar and a Nobel Prize).

Babylon (2022, the USA)
At more than three hours, this film is a sprawling mess, but it did hold my interest. It's set in Hollywood in the late 1920s as it is transitioning from silent films to sound. The large ensemble cast includes Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, and Diego Calva. Directed by Damien Chazelle. The production design is great, there are some fascinating scenes, and the acting is good, but as a whole it is just too much. I guess the point is showing the wretched excess of the times. There are some revolting scenes - I thought I was going to vomit at one point.
 
2023-01-30 10:20:14 AM  
Livingwith Bill Nighy. A fantastic movie. A reimagining of Kurosawa's Ikiru by Ishiguro. There's a, scene near the middle of the movie where the hero (Nighy) is breaking loose of his somber, straight-laced life by going out on a few nights of drinking. All of his cut-off emotions come out when he has a bar pianist play the Scottish ballad The Rowan Tree, and he sings along. You get around 10 seconds to marvel that Nighy could sing at all and then the performance seems to quit being a performance, and you're gone too. It could be that my reaction was augmented by the fact that Nighy and I are around the same age, but I can't remember many scenes  in the movies that are more affecting.

There doesn't seem to be a clip of Nighy singing on Youtube -- the song that's up is by a professional singer. And she's fine, but she isn't inthe song the way Nighy and the character are.

There's a structural detail of the movie that I wonder about. The two last scenes could be swapped in time and you wouldn't know, but the tone of the movie would turn 180 degrees depending upon the order in which they're played. I know that Ishiguro is a Catholic, and the order in which the scenes are displayed now gives the movie an unironic, hope-filled tone. Very much like a scene from the Gospels in which Jesus talks to a Roman soldier. Put the previous scene last and the movie becomes sour, ironic, and mocking. I can't remember another movie where that kind of change is possible. Again: without changing a single frame.
 
2023-01-30 10:20:26 AM  
Episodes 3-6, episode 1 of Upstart Crow, seasons 1 & 2 (2016). Poor Will Shakespeare still gets no respect and must appease the neighbor from Friday Night Dinner.

Sorry About the Demon (2023). Fun animated title sequence and then it's pretty much a waste of the remaining seconds of your life.

Cinderella: A Comic Relief Pantomime for Christmas (2020). The BBC did a pantomime over Zoom with the actors at home. A lot of necessary improv, such as passing the glass slipper from character to character, with each person using whatever shoe they had, like a less-polished version of Mythic Quest: Quarantine. It captures the silly fun of pantos, and Olivia Colman ties it all together as the Fairy Godmother. Stay to the end to discover the secret identity of Wheezy the Horse!

Extraordinary (2023). This gem lies at the intersection of Fleabag, the Marvel Comic Universe, and Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret.. So great.

Episodes 1-6 of Mythic Quest, season 3 (2022). Was waiting for the season to end for binging. Still good.
 
2023-01-30 10:25:40 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Put Clark Gable on the bus with Claudette Colbert instead of Cary Grant.  Speaking of Cary Grant, I just watched Operation Petticoat because it was free on Youtube.  They paint their submarine pink because there isn't enough red or gray primer to do the whole boat.


Oh, yes, I mistyped.  Whoops!

On the Waterfront stars Eva Marie Saint and she stars with Cary Grant in North by Northwest, which came out a couple years after.  I think that's probably where my head was.
 
2023-01-30 10:33:26 AM  
21 (2008) - Kevin Spacey uses a position of power to groom a young man into... playing blackjack.  Change a few facts around and you almost have a biography. Rating C.

G.I Joe Origins: Snake Eyes (2021) - The origin of Snake Eyes, that manages to be almost nothing like the seminal G.I. Joe #26.  Instead it has a whole lot of pointless, boring action scenes.  Snake Eyes himself gets his ass beat in every fight, and is nothing like the cool as hell silent ninja of the comics.  Know that this movie sucks, and knowing is half the battle.  Rating D-.

All Quiet on the Western Front (2022) - War is hell.  War never changes.  A pretty stark telling of WWI trench warfare from the German side.  But nothing you haven't seen before in a dozen other war movies (including the 1930 and 1979 versions) .  Rating C+.

Lethal Weapon 2  (1989) - The second part of the biggest buddy cop series.  The cast is obviously having a good time, and it makes the movie very watchable.  Rating B-.

On TV:
I finished up The Sandman.  Good series, with nice cinematography.  I liked the first story a lot more than the second.  It's just been renewed for a second and I'll be looking forward to it.

And also Last of Us.  It was nice to see what post apocalyptic Ron Swanson got up to after Parks and Rec.
 
2023-01-30 10:48:21 AM  
The Menu - HBO Max
Dark comedy. Very dark
 
2023-01-30 11:27:31 AM  
Poker Face-Great premise. Natasha is amazing like she usually is. Couple others from OITNB too. Halfway through and we really dig it.

TWD-finally got around to the final season. Eh. Not how I expected it to end, but with the dozens of spin offs, will it ever truly end?
 
2023-01-30 11:36:34 AM  
Just watched: "Puss in Boots 2 the Last Wish"

It was cute and entertaining. Cats, amirite?

Antonio Banderas' voice does melt my never-you-mind, though. He can read the parts list from a "Hoover Max Extract Pressure-Pro, model sixty" and I am there for it.
 
2023-01-30 11:56:03 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: jake3988: I saw an article a few days ago on Yahoo showing where every single best picture winner in history can be streamed (assuming it's available for streaming, a decent number aren't available anywhere.  Which is dumb.)

So... I decided to watch them.  I realize that technically I could have used justwatch to find them myself, but manually searching for 80+ movies on there would've taken forever.

First up...

It Happened One Night, 1934 (Tubi):A rich heiress in Miami wants to marry her love that her dad disapproves of, so she runs away, taking a bus to New York City.  On the bus, she meets Cary Grant and they share some moments and she ends up falling in love with him instead.  It's one of the few black and white movies that has a coherent plot and actually takes place in numerous sets and locations.  It's pretty decent.  (A side note that Spaceballs parodies the wedding scene and the setup of the movie.  And I'm guessing that John Hughes was also inspired by the movie when he made planes, trains, and automobiles as there's a number of similarities)

Next up:
Watching On The Waterfront on HBO MAX, but I'm only 1/3 of the way through it, so I'm finishing that up.  So far it's a boring slog, but hopefully it improves.

I also got a notification that Violent Night is on redbox now, so I'm probably grabbing that.  It looked pretty good from the trailers.  Thought about seeing it in theatres, but ultimately did not.

/And hopefully with all the nominations EEAAO drops back on redbox again so I can finally watch it.  I anticipate it'll win best picture, so may as well get that out of the way too.

Put Clark Gable on the bus with Claudette Colbert instead of Cary Grant.  Speaking of Cary Grant, I just watched Operation Petticoat because it was free on Youtube.  They paint their submarine pink because there isn't enough red or gray primer to do the whole boat.


It was such a popular movie it became a TV show.
Which was not as popular.

The premise of the film was that their mission was to transport a bunch of nurses and all the conflicts and wacky hijinks and I should go watch it again, it's been many years and it is a good moovie.
 
2023-01-30 11:57:11 AM  

yakmans_dad: Livingwith Bill Nighy. A fantastic movie. A reimagining of Kurosawa's Ikiru by Ishiguro. There's a, scene near the middle of the movie where the hero (Nighy) is breaking loose of his somber, straight-laced life by going out on a few nights of drinking. All of his cut-off emotions come out when he has a bar pianist play the Scottish ballad The Rowan Tree, and he sings along. You get around 10 seconds to marvel that Nighy could sing at all and then the performance seems to quit being a performance, and you're gone too. It could be that my reaction was augmented by the fact that Nighy and I are around the same age, but I can't remember many scenes  in the movies that are more affecting.

There doesn't seem to be a clip of Nighy singing on Youtube -- the song that's up is by a professional singer. And she's fine, but she isn't inthe song the way Nighy and the character are.

There's a structural detail of the movie that I wonder about. The two last scenes could be swapped in time and you wouldn't know, but the tone of the movie would turn 180 degrees depending upon the order in which they're played. I know that Ishiguro is a Catholic, and the order in which the scenes are displayed now gives the movie an unironic, hope-filled tone. Very much like a scene from the Gospels in which Jesus talks to a Roman soldier. Put the previous scene last and the movie becomes sour, ironic, and mocking. I can't remember another movie where that kind of change is possible. Again: without changing a single frame.


You would understand The Great Buddha Arrival
 
2023-01-30 12:39:53 PM  
For the QOTW, the TFA has a couple good ones. Uncle Buck punching the clown is a classic.

For what it missed, I would say there is a whole subgenre of films that have age as a cutoff from Sci-fi classics like Logan Run or Horror Clasics like Children of the Corn.

Inline with TFA, I liked the birthday scene in Parenthood. Steve Martin did a good job in mixing comedy and sentimentalism at that point in his career.
 
2023-01-30 1:03:04 PM  

McGrits: For the QOTW, the TFA has a couple good ones. Uncle Buck punching the clown is a classic.

For what it missed, I would say there is a whole subgenre of films that have age as a cutoff from Sci-fi classics like Logan Run or Horror Clasics like Children of the Corn.

Inline with TFA, I liked the birthday scene in Parenthood. Steve Martin did a good job in mixing comedy and sentimentalism at that point in his career.


First thing I thought of for teh QotW
Parenthood (6/12) Movie CLIP - Unbreakable Pinata & a Mouthful of Helium (1989) HD
Youtube sTYIlyRGrA4
 
2023-01-30 1:13:29 PM  
New
Poker Face - watched first 2 episodes, not bad so far. Natasha is good (god that voice of hers sends tingles up my spine). Like Columbo we know who the killer is, the fun comes in how she'll figure it out. B
National Treasure: Edge of History - YA treasure hunt. Needs some Cage. C
The Legend of Vox Machina - another animated D&D show. Not bad, not great. C
 
2023-01-30 1:17:06 PM  
Binged The Mayor of Kingstown because I hadn't watched it. Great show.
 
2023-01-30 1:26:00 PM  
Andor: Mrs. F was interested enough, and seeing as it had been several weeks since I saw the two episodes that I had seen so far, I was willing to start over for her. Weirdly, we've temporarily stopped exactly where I left off. Glad I rewatched that part anyway, as now I have a much better grasp as to what's going on. Also, I have the Mrs. around to fill me in on the subtle details of what's going on, like how the guy on the transport is the buyer. Looking forward to continuing this one.
 
2023-01-30 1:46:48 PM  
Happy Birthday Paulie
Youtube ncySiTOMAHc
 
2023-01-30 1:56:26 PM  

Slypork: McGrits: For the QOTW, the TFA has a couple good ones. Uncle Buck punching the clown is a classic.

For what it missed, I would say there is a whole subgenre of films that have age as a cutoff from Sci-fi classics like Logan Run or Horror Clasics like Children of the Corn.

Inline with TFA, I liked the birthday scene in Parenthood. Steve Martin did a good job in mixing comedy and sentimentalism at that point in his career.

First thing I thought of for teh QotW
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/sTYIlyRGrA4]


One afternoon long ago, our son got dropped off by the mother of one of his friends. For some reason, I was out on the porch roof, and she and I had one of those weird shouting conversations. In it, she asked if we'd seen Parenthood. We hadn't. She said that my wife and I reminded her of Steve Martin and Mary Steenburgen. I couldn't think of how to respond to that. Compliments, and all that.

Then we saw the movie.
 
2023-01-30 2:06:28 PM  
Coherence (2013): Amazon kept recommending this as something they thought I'd like, and I finally said, "Oh, all RIGHT" and watched it. It's a damn good little paranoid sci-fi movie. A group of friends get together for dinner on the night a comet is passing overhead, resulting in multiple realities on the same street and one big tangled mass identity crisis as the increasingly panicky group tries to figure out who belongs where. Identity loss/confusion is a theme right from the get-go: one character is a dancer who lost an important role in a program she created, another is an actor who can't get work or recognition, a third has romantic ties to two other characters and a history no one can (or wants to) get straight. Nicholas Brendon plays a recovering alcoholic, and knowing his real-life struggles with addiction makes it an uncomfortable watch.

Dogged (2017): Allegedly a folk horror movie, but I lasted about 15 minutes before I turned it off. It appears to have been shot by 2 or 3 different cinematographers, none of them competent. It was maddening.

QOTW: My favorite movie, The Boys in the Band (1970) is about a birthday party that turns ugly.
 
2023-01-30 2:28:09 PM  

yakmans_dad: Slypork: McGrits: For the QOTW, the TFA has a couple good ones. Uncle Buck punching the clown is a classic.

For what it missed, I would say there is a whole subgenre of films that have age as a cutoff from Sci-fi classics like Logan Run or Horror Clasics like Children of the Corn.

Inline with TFA, I liked the birthday scene in Parenthood. Steve Martin did a good job in mixing comedy and sentimentalism at that point in his career.

First thing I thought of for teh QotW
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/sTYIlyRGrA4]

One afternoon long ago, our son got dropped off by the mother of one of his friends. For some reason, I was out on the porch roof, and she and I had one of those weird shouting conversations. In it, she asked if we'd seen Parenthood. We hadn't. She said that my wife and I reminded her of Steve Martin and Mary Steenburgen. I couldn't think of how to respond to that. Compliments, and all that.

Then we saw the movie.


Lucky you

Parenthood (8/12) Movie CLIP - Something to Help You Relax (1989) HD
Youtube vO2jvLIyIV4
 
2023-01-30 2:41:29 PM  
Finally finished Spy x Family - so cute! Also finished all 8 manga, so there's definitely more story coming in both anime and manga.

The Legend of Vox Machina, S2, E1-6 - Maybe cause I watched the live stream, I find it exciting to see these events happen and knowing where it will go (like the Raven Queen encounter). It did seem a little stilted in places, but overall fun. I'm curious how they're going to distill the Mighty Nein down, since I found parts of that campaign bogged down for me at times.

Work contract got suspended until maybe Friday - need to figure out what to binge this week to take advantage of the time, but I'm also pretty sucked into Stephen King's Fairy Tale too...
 
2023-01-30 2:47:09 PM  
Didn't expect to get through another one today, but a lot more of it was credits than I expected:

MST3K: The Gizmoplex- Dr. Mordrid: Finally a good one after two relatively disappointing episodes. Emily and the bots take on a 1992 movie that was originally going to be a Dr. Strange flick, but the producers let the rights expire, so they went ahead and filmed it as a knockoff. Best gag may have been the hosts and bots at the end dressing up as characters like "Captain Grammerica" (protector of truth, justice and the Oxford Comma) and "Thorax" and crying "Pretenders: RESEMBLE!"

There's a weird throwaway moment in the middle of the movie where Dr. Mordrid turns out to be the landlord of his human love interest's apartment building. This leads to a lot of the best of the other riffs about him saving the universe but also having to fix her plumbing. Also a great skit in the middle where Emily is trying to stop a demon from taking over but has to pause that because "Can you fix my garbage disposal? I have some old socks I want to get rid of and it's broken."

This episode tends to back up Mrs. F's theory that the best MST3K episodes are when the movie is halfway watchable on its own. I also got to see about 30 minutes of it at home with a beer on Friday night before baby woke up, but that segment was the best of all for me. And that backs up my theory that that's the show, and most other video entertainment, is better under those conditions.
 
2023-01-30 3:11:45 PM  

Fireproof: Didn't expect to get through another one today, but a lot more of it was credits than I expected:

MST3K: The Gizmoplex- Dr. Mordrid: Finally a good one after two relatively disappointing episodes. Emily and the bots take on a 1992 movie that was originally going to be a Dr. Strange flick, but the producers let the rights expire, so they went ahead and filmed it as a knockoff. Best gag may have been the hosts and bots at the end dressing up as characters like "Captain Grammerica" (protector of truth, justice and the Oxford Comma) and "Thorax" and crying "Pretenders: RESEMBLE!"

There's a weird throwaway moment in the middle of the movie where Dr. Mordrid turns out to be the landlord of his human love interest's apartment building. This leads to a lot of the best of the other riffs about him saving the universe but also having to fix her plumbing. Also a great skit in the middle where Emily is trying to stop a demon from taking over but has to pause that because "Can you fix my garbage disposal? I have some old socks I want to get rid of and it's broken."

This episode tends to back up Mrs. F's theory that the best MST3K episodes are when the movie is halfway watchable on its own. I also got to see about 30 minutes of it at home with a beer on Friday night before baby woke up, but that segment was the best of all for me. And that backs up my theory that that's the show, and most other video entertainment, is better under those conditions.


Oh, and here's how the Gizmoplex got started after Netflix dumped them:

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2023-01-30 5:03:05 PM  
Happy birthday song from Cat Ballou
Youtube 4L367Qs53xE

Does this count?
 
2023-01-30 5:12:45 PM  
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The more I watch it, the more it becomes a' 'top 10'.  Bit of a slow burn in terms of action but the dialogue is fantastic...really snappy & sarcastic GI sh*t.  Entertaining squad too.  Richard Conte's hilarious.
 
2023-01-30 5:25:21 PM  
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A Hungarian lad dresses up in an SS uniform so he can save as many Jews from Eichmann as possible.  Pretty intense flick.
 
2023-01-30 5:35:26 PM  
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Also known as "Soldatik" an orphaned Russian boy gets adopted by Soviet soldiers and becomes a sort of diversion/mascot for the front.  Normally kids and war movies are an awful combination and at first you just keep hoping he'll wander off into a mine field but he eventually grows on you.  Based on a real thing.
 
2023-01-30 5:59:49 PM  
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So, in the 60's famed crooner Robert Goulet had a TV series called "Blue Light", which had him masquerading as a Pro-Nazi American who's really spying for the allies.  Only ran for 17 episodes (and is proving to be a real bastard to find) but they stitched the first 4 together and made a fairly solid 90min movie out of 'em.
 
2023-01-30 7:09:45 PM  
Lady on a Train (1945) - Great light comedy/mystery flick, the comedy almost tips into screwball at times but it works with the tone and the mystery itself is serious.  Woman sees a murder take place from the window of her train and can't get anyone to take her seriously so she tries to enlist the help of a mystery writer.  It's also set during christmas so add it to your list of xmas films.

The Last Detail (1973) - A great performance from Nicholson in t his.  Not sure if it's as well known now as some of his other films.  Jack and another navy seaman have to take young Randy Quaid to a long stay at the stockade. Along the way they try to make his last couple days better.
 
2023-01-30 7:14:20 PM  
Back to the Beach (1987) - Frankie and Annette make fun of the their characters from the 60s beach movies.  It's a blast and full of fun cameos.  Got 2 enthusiastic thumbs up from Siskel and Ebert back in the day.
 
2023-01-30 7:29:12 PM  
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Guns of Navarone sequel and Harrison Ford's Boobies-Star Wars movie.  Supposedly there were plans to do one with the original cast but by the time they got around to it, David Niven and Gregory Peck looked a little long in the tooth for WW2 so they cast Robert Shaw and Edward Fox instead.   As it is, Shaw looks a little too old for blowing sh*t up in Yugoslavia but its not the worst recast in history.  Carl Weather's in it too!
 
2023-01-30 8:18:35 PM  

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Guns of Navarone sequel and Harrison Ford's Boobies-Star Wars movie.  Supposedly there were plans to do one with the original cast but by the time they got around to it, David Niven and Gregory Peck looked a little long in the tooth for WW2 so they cast Robert Shaw and Edward Fox instead.   As it is, Shaw looks a little too old for blowing sh*t up in Yugoslavia but its not the worst recast in history.  Carl Weather's in it too!


Always be on the correct side of the river before...you know...
 
2023-01-31 6:57:06 AM  
Watched season 2 of Vox machina found it just as much fun as season 1. Never listened to the pod so don't know what's coming.

The Pez Outlaw is a compelling watch just because of the weirdness of the lead character and how his OCD inspired all his shenanigans, but the genuine love he shares with his wife is really heartwarming and makes the whole movie worthwhile.

Army of Thieves a prequel to the horrible army of the dead. The two lead actresses are good but overall the story was just kind of dumb.
 
2023-01-31 1:47:53 PM  

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The more I watch it, the more it becomes a' 'top 10'.  Bit of a slow burn in terms of action but the dialogue is fantastic...really snappy & sarcastic GI sh*t.  Entertaining squad too.  Richard Conte's hilarious.


Somebody gave me a stack of old records years ago and there was a laserdisc copy of that mixed in. I still have it for some reason. Maybe one day I'll come across somebody who still has a player and likes old war movies...
 
2023-01-31 2:14:37 PM  

Lord Bear: 21 (2008) - Kevin Spacey uses a position of power to groom a young man into... playing blackjack.  Change a few facts around and you almost have a biography. Rating C.

G.I Joe Origins: Snake Eyes (2021) - The origin of Snake Eyes, that manages to be almost nothing like the seminal G.I. Joe #26.  Instead it has a whole lot of pointless, boring action scenes.  Snake Eyes himself gets his ass beat in every fight, and is nothing like the cool as hell silent ninja of the comics.  Know that this movie sucks, and knowing is half the battle.  Rating D-.

All Quiet on the Western Front (2022) - War is hell.  War never changes.  A pretty stark telling of WWI trench warfare from the German side.  But nothing you haven't seen before in a dozen other war movies (including the 1930 and 1979 versions) .  Rating C+.

Lethal Weapon 2  (1989) - The second part of the biggest buddy cop series.  The cast is obviously having a good time, and it makes the movie very watchable.  Rating B-.

On TV:
I finished up The Sandman.  Good series, with nice cinematography.  I liked the first story a lot more than the second.  It's just been renewed for a second and I'll be looking forward to it.

And also Last of Us.  It was nice to see what post apocalyptic Ron Swanson got up to after Parks and Rec.


Bringing Down the House (the book 21 is based on) is far more fun than the movie. Don't let the "non-fiction" categorization fool you, though. The author made a lot of it up.

There's also this French made for tv movie based on the story:

The Last Casino - Movie (2004)
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