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(Yahoo)   54-year-old proves she's not "too old" to wear a bikini, raise blood pressures   (yahoo.com) divider line
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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 8:49:50 AM  
First time I saw my lady friend in a bikini, she was 14, and now that she's 64, she can still rock it out.
Because she eats right and exercises.
Haters gonna hate, but it really doesn't matter what you wear, just as long as you are there.

People need to get over the hating what others like, or in this case, hating what they can't have, which is self confidence.

Shoot. Own what you got and don't be afraid to change it if you don't like it.
 
SpaceMonkey-66 [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:10:06 AM  
Figured it was gonna be Liz Hurley again, nttawwt.  Clicked anyway.....
 
stuhayes2010
2023-01-30 9:23:41 AM  
Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.
 
Mantour [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:23:45 AM  
54 years old?

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Marcos P
2023-01-30 9:24:28 AM  

stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.


Qft
 
puckrock2000
2023-01-30 9:24:55 AM  
Reminds me of this quote from Dave Barry about Cher: "She's had so much plastic surgery that parts of her body are attached with velcro."
 
ArcadianRefugee
2023-01-30 9:28:41 AM  
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Never too old.
 
jim32rr [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:32:19 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [Fark user image image 322x593]

Never too old.


She left you man, let it go
 
LrdPhoenix
2023-01-30 9:46:42 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: [Fark user image 322x593]

Never too old.


Didn't know cummerbunds were acceptable beachwear.
 
Persnickety [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 9:46:44 AM  

stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.


Plus the most important ingredient: Photoshop.
 
Chemlight Battery
2023-01-30 9:52:12 AM  
Notice how the knees are cropped out. I suspect there's some sharpness happening in that area.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:52:42 AM  
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jim32rr [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:54:27 AM  
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Flappyhead
2023-01-30 10:02:43 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: Figured it was gonna be Liz Hurley again, nttawwt.  Clicked anyway.....


Those two and Salma really should do a poolside shoot together.  Swimsuits optional.
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 10:05:44 AM  
"Squatting on a coffee table" sounds super classy.  Also sounds like an album name.
 
west.la.lawyer [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 10:14:11 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: "Squatting on a coffee table" sounds super classy.  Also sounds like an album name.


Or a disgruntled coworker move
 
InfoFreako
2023-01-30 10:23:07 AM  
Somebody posted a disparaging comment and she responded with a bikini photo.  Probably not the best disencentive for that but I'm not complaining.
 
Baron Krelve
2023-01-30 10:23:43 AM  
Good lord. You could take my blood pressure, but you'd have to subtract 9.
 
WrongTrousers
2023-01-30 10:24:45 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: "Squatting on a coffee table" sounds super classy.  Also sounds like an album name.


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FormlessOne
2023-01-30 10:25:53 AM  
What's with the "let's use another news aggregator to pass off junk articles" trend? No one would click a House Beautiful link, but they will if it's under a more generic, innocuous site like Yahoo! Life?

C'mon.
 
Aezetyr
2023-01-30 10:26:22 AM  

stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.


Right, because it's absolutely impossible for anyone to take basic care of themselves.

That was sarcasm.
 
Another Government Employee
2023-01-30 10:28:05 AM  

stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.


With significant image enhancement.
 
stuhayes2010
2023-01-30 10:29:45 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.

Now let's see a picture of you.


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/Just kidding
 
doctorguilty
2023-01-30 10:30:44 AM  

puckrock2000: Reminds me of this quote from Dave Barry about Cher: "She's had so much plastic surgery that parts of her body are attached with velcro."


That's what looks bad. The rest of her body is in excellent shape, which draws even more attention to the implants and filled lips.
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 10:30:52 AM  

WrongTrousers: RogueWallEnthusiast: "Squatting on a coffee table" sounds super classy.  Also sounds like an album name.

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Exactly what I pictured.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 10:41:08 AM  

Persnickety: stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.

Plus the most important ingredient: Photoshop.


Maybe, but her linked instagram has more of these pics and a few videos.  The videos have something weird going on, as if she's 24 and 54 at the same time.
 
strutin [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 10:49:08 AM  

steklo: [Fark user image 286x208]


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The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 11:00:32 AM  
I remember being a kid and first seeing her on Baywatch. Usually if I haven't seen someone in a reeeeaaallly long time there's still *something* that allows that person to be recognizable. For me it's usually the eyes.

But there's *nothing* about her that's recognizable to me.
 
GameSprocket
2023-01-30 11:15:02 AM  

Another Government Employee: stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.

With significant image enhancement.


Well then you would think they would have gotten the hands. She looks great, but her hands look old. She is like a mythological witch that is trying to seduce the young hero to his doom, but has one small thing that gives up the game.

Anyway, she is slightly older than me and I suspect looks a lot better with or without Photoshop. I would not complain.
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 11:15:35 AM  
D'Errico was the cultured gentleman's Baywatch babe. You crass and low rent fools can have your Pam.
 
Chajeungna
2023-01-30 11:17:39 AM  

stuhayes2010: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.

Now let's see a picture of you.

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I told you to DELETE that photo from your phone, you a**hole! My left arm is too blurry.
 
Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy
2023-01-30 11:22:04 AM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I remember being a kid and first seeing her on Baywatch. Usually if I haven't seen someone in a reeeeaaallly long time there's still *something* that allows that person to be recognizable. For me it's usually the eyes.

But there's *nothing* about her that's recognizable to me.


That's what I thought the first time this showed up in Fark - she doesn't even look like the same person.
 
A Room Full of Angry Raccoons
2023-01-30 11:35:42 AM  

Mangoose: D'Errico was the cultured gentleman's Baywatch babe. You crass and low rent fools can have your Pam.


Yeah, one married Tommy Lee, the other married Nikki Sixx. Like night & day.
 
The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 11:41:05 AM  

Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I remember being a kid and first seeing her on Baywatch. Usually if I haven't seen someone in a reeeeaaallly long time there's still *something* that allows that person to be recognizable. For me it's usually the eyes.

But there's *nothing* about her that's recognizable to me.

That's what I thought the first time this showed up in Fark - she doesn't even look like the same person.


Just looking at the two pictures the article used - the top one is easily recognizable, and was apparently taken in June of 2020. The bottom one is...now, apparently? I'd never have thought it was her.
 
LZeitgeist
2023-01-30 11:47:14 AM  
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Mangoose [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 11:47:58 AM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: Mangoose: D'Errico was the cultured gentleman's Baywatch babe. You crass and low rent fools can have your Pam.

Yeah, one married Tommy Lee, the other married Nikki Sixx. Like night & day.


People forget just how big Motley Crue were. Essentially, marrying those two back then would be like marrying them marrying John Paul Jones and John Bonham back in the 70s
 
WhiskeySticks
2023-01-30 11:49:50 AM  
That 54-year old is too old to have sex with me. Prove me wrong, Donna.
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 11:58:37 AM  

Mangoose: People forget just how big Motley Crue were


In the early 2000's a band I was in got to do some opening gigs for what I called "Has been hair bands" over at Jaxx in Springfield, VA.

Vince Neil was one of the acts.

Couldn't even fill the establishment up. The place was half empty. I felt sorry for him.
 
Diagonal [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 12:01:35 PM  

stuhayes2010: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.

Now let's see a picture of you.

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/Just kidding


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Geoff Peterson [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 12:08:27 PM  

Mangoose: People forget just how big Motley Crue were. Essentially, marrying those two back then would be like marrying them marrying John Paul Jones and John Bonham back in the 70s


very very few professional rock musicians suck more than Motley Crue.

/KISS comes to mind.
 
MikeyFuccon
2023-01-30 12:14:59 PM  
No, there is no such thing as an ugly woman---which means a 54-year-old doesn't have to hold herself to a 19-year-old's standards.

It's the makeup in the bikini photo that gets me. Even if you're only as old as you feel, and our Donna only feels 19 and some months, after the number of months reaches a certain level, nightclub-style war-paint doesn't have the intended effect.

Not to mention her knees are outside the picture, for fear they may be judged too sharp.

Such vanity is a poor cover for insecurity---and neither are especially sexy.

She actually looks much nicer in the file photo here, where she looks closer to her age---and yes, you would too.

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While we're on the subject---God Bless the USAisn't the sort of song designed to be danced to in a bikini. It works best given a reasonably dignified treatment---and this given that it will not (and should not) ever replace The Star-Spangled Banner.

Honestly, Donna.
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 12:22:11 PM  

Geoff Peterson: Mangoose: People forget just how big Motley Crue were. Essentially, marrying those two back then would be like marrying them marrying John Paul Jones and John Bonham back in the 70s

very very few professional rock musicians suck more than Motley Crue.

/KISS comes to mind.


Very few musicians have sold as many albums as any of those three. The comparison stands as apt. Like it or not.
 
nolanvoid1
2023-01-30 12:37:14 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: "Squatting on a coffee table" sounds super classy.  Also sounds like an album name.


Or a night at Chuck Berry's.
 
WhiskeySticks
2023-01-30 12:39:52 PM  

MikeyFuccon: No, there is no such thing as an ugly woman


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Somacandra [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 12:56:55 PM  
It's good to know celebrities are never too poor to afford the time, money and personal trainers it takes to look and feel their best. And that haters will hate on that by arbitrarily hitting them on the one thing no one can change, their age.

/not quite norm McDonald but none of these are worthy people
 
sniderman
2023-01-30 1:00:55 PM  
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/blinkblinkblink

54-year-old Marc Anthony is "too old" to be a bikini model?
 
Rwa2play [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 1:04:17 PM  

stuhayes2010: Her bones are 54, the rest of her, maybe 15 year old plastic and silicon.


NGL, I'd go for her.
 
Cthulhu Theory
2023-01-30 1:08:31 PM  
I'm sure everyone can look great with all the hair dye, botox, nose jobs, lip injections, boob jobs, and other less noticeable plastic surgery she's had. I'm sure it definitely doesn't hurt she probably has her own nutritionist, chefs, and personal trainers to make sure she stays in great shape.

Unfortunately, biology is a thing, and no amount of plastic surgery will keep her looking youthful forever... Eventually, she's going to start looking less and less human than she already does.
 
empres77 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 1:13:07 PM  
This thread is useless.
 
Cthulhu Theory
2023-01-30 1:14:53 PM  

vudukungfu: First time I saw my lady friend in a bikini, she was 14, and now that she's 64, she can still rock it out.
Because she eats right and exercises.
Haters gonna hate, but it really doesn't matter what you wear, just as long as you are there.

People need to get over the hating what others like, or in this case, hating what they can't have, which is self confidence.

Shoot. Own what you got and don't be afraid to change it if you don't like it.


I find it incredibly ironic you're spreading a body positivity message in a thread about a woman who's a poster child for the results of rich privileged access to cosmetic surgery and physical trainers.
 
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