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BlakCat
2023-01-30 9:06:47 AM  
That's good news.

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johnphantom
2023-01-30 9:15:01 AM  
My liver doctor gave me a paper that said 2 to 3 cups a day of coffee was good for the liver.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 9:17:02 AM  
I drink coffee with milk everyday, so when do I get my superpowers?
 
neongoats [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:18:35 AM  
What about half and half?
 
Rene ala Carte [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 9:19:41 AM  
I have been drinking coffee with milk for decades and I haven't "inflamed" yet, so this must be true.
 
labman [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:21:38 AM  
does my regular mixture of 1 cup sugar, 1/2 cup milk, and 2 ounces of coffee do anything?
 
Bondith
2023-01-30 9:26:40 AM  
Olé!  Sorry, au lait!
 
eviljimbo
2023-01-30 9:26:44 AM  
My kidney stones and I will pass on the caffeine and calcium, but thank you for the offer
 
Psychopusher [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:48:45 AM  
Not just coffee.  Tea is rich in polyphenols, too.  I have coffee with cream (mornings) and tea with milk (evenings) every day, so my body must be all like, "Inflammation?  I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm getting old and tired of this shiat, so I'll just fark your back up."
 
Clash City Farker
2023-01-30 9:49:02 AM  
Coffee is not a soft drink. Can I just drink the milk all by itself?
 
natazha [BareFark]
2023-01-30 9:54:09 AM  
Coffee + milk + cocoa, even better.
 
Flowery Twats
2023-01-30 10:15:50 AM  
Meanwhile, my doc is telling me to limit coffee to help treat my reflux.

I tells ya, you just can't win!
 
ProcrastinationStation [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 10:16:21 AM  

natazha: Coffee + milk + cocoa, even better.


I enjoy making my hot cocoa with coffee instead of hot water.  mmmm mocha.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 10:50:22 AM  
Coffee may do man things for me but it don't do that.
 
Veloram
2023-01-30 10:51:52 AM  

Rev.K: I drink coffee with milk everyday, so when do I get my superpowers?


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stuhayes2010
2023-01-30 11:03:10 AM  
This study brought to you by the Starbucks Institute for Reasons to Drink Coffee.
 
abhorrent1
2023-01-30 11:04:20 AM  
Headline next week: Coffee shown to cause inflammation!

Remember when a glass of wine a day was good for your heart or something? Now if you have more than one a week you're gonna DIE!

Just don't overdo anything and you'll either be fine or you'll die anyway.
 
TTFK
2023-01-30 11:17:49 AM  

labman: does my regular mixture of 1 cup sugar, 1/2 cup milk, and 2 ounces of coffee do anything?


Shut up, Kevin.
 
Smelly Pirate Hooker
2023-01-30 11:25:44 AM  
*shrug*   I limit myself to 2 cups a day because more than that kinda jacks up my stomach. And i always have it with milk (1/2 coffee, 1/2 milk) because black coffee is bleh.

I don't know about keeping inflammation away, but whatever.
 
ChrisDe
2023-01-30 11:31:47 AM  

neongoats: What about half and half?


If it's real half and half, you still get all the benefits. But if it's only 45% milk, you get stomach cancer. Sorry, it's a fine line.
 
harleyquinnical
2023-01-30 11:35:27 AM  
The way I have been drinking coffee lately, it's been 1 oz of milk to 11 oz of coffee.  My limit is apparently 3 cups before I start getting jittery.  I'd hate to think what my chronic pain would be like if I wasn't consuming coffee with a bit of milk.
 
mononymous
2023-01-30 12:23:16 PM  

Flowery Twats: Meanwhile, my doc is telling me to limit coffee to help treat my reflux.

I tells ya, you just can't win!


coffee can be ingested by...alternative...means.
 
olrasputin
2023-01-30 12:51:32 PM  
1 cup of coffee in the morning, several cups of tea throughout the day. All plain and unsweetened.

I don't really care about potential health benefits of antioxidants or whatever slightly correlated BS the media is breathlessly reporting on this week.

I buy good stuff and enjoy the flavor; it's sure as shiat healthier than soda or booze; I find sipping on a hot, caffeinated drink basically kills any urge to snack, which is also handy.
 
azn_firebug
2023-01-30 12:57:40 PM  

mononymous: Flowery Twats: Meanwhile, my doc is telling me to limit coffee to help treat my reflux.

I tells ya, you just can't win!

coffee can be ingested by...alternative...means.


At my last job I was asked if the coffee we sold was suitable to be used as an enema. I told them that it wasn't a use that I could suggest or recommend for the product.
I really wanted to tell them to use the cinnamon flavored coffee for that nice holiday smell.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
olrasputin
2023-01-30 1:01:28 PM  

azn_firebug: mononymous: Flowery Twats: Meanwhile, my doc is telling me to limit coffee to help treat my reflux.

I tells ya, you just can't win!

coffee can be ingested by...alternative...means.

At my last job I was asked if the coffee we sold was suitable to be used as an enema. I told them that it wasn't a use that I could suggest or recommend for the product.
I really wanted to tell them to use the cinnamon flavored coffee for that nice holiday smell.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Martha Stewart would've gone for chicory. But I guess that's why she makes the Big Bucks.
 
blodyholy
2023-01-30 1:03:39 PM  

olrasputin: azn_firebug: mononymous: Flowery Twats: Meanwhile, my doc is telling me to limit coffee to help treat my reflux.

I tells ya, you just can't win!

coffee can be ingested by...alternative...means.

At my last job I was asked if the coffee we sold was suitable to be used as an enema. I told them that it wasn't a use that I could suggest or recommend for the product.
I really wanted to tell them to use the cinnamon flavored coffee for that nice holiday smell.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Martha Stewart would've gone for chicory. But I guess that's why she makes the Big Bucks.


Townsend's does nutmeg.
 
abhorrent1
2023-01-30 1:35:41 PM  

azn_firebug: mononymous: Flowery Twats: Meanwhile, my doc is telling me to limit coffee to help treat my reflux.

I tells ya, you just can't win!

coffee can be ingested by...alternative...means.

At my last job I was asked if the coffee we sold was suitable to be used as an enema. I told them that it wasn't a use that I could suggest or recommend for the product.
I really wanted to tell them to use the cinnamon flavored coffee for that nice holiday smell.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Hmm. "I'll only consume things by mouth that I can also stick up my ass", seems like a weird standard but okay.
 
olrasputin
2023-01-30 2:19:54 PM  

blodyholy: olrasputin: azn_firebug: mononymous: Flowery Twats: Meanwhile, my doc is telling me to limit coffee to help treat my reflux.

I tells ya, you just can't win!

coffee can be ingested by...alternative...means.

At my last job I was asked if the coffee we sold was suitable to be used as an enema. I told them that it wasn't a use that I could suggest or recommend for the product.
I really wanted to tell them to use the cinnamon flavored coffee for that nice holiday smell.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Martha Stewart would've gone for chicory. But I guess that's why she makes the Big Bucks.

Townsend's does nutmeg.


They have an enema coffee line?
 
Flowery Twats
2023-01-30 3:11:41 PM  

mononymous: Flowery Twats: Meanwhile, my doc is telling me to limit coffee to help treat my reflux.

I tells ya, you just can't win!

coffee can be ingested by...alternative...means.


Then I'll have the OTHER doc telling me I have to get scoped every year!
 
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