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Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2023-01-30 6:12:33 AM  
I believe you meant to say disgruntled Bengals fans...
 
Fabric_Man [BareFark]
2023-01-30 6:22:10 AM  

Hey Nurse!: I believe you meant to say disgruntled Bengals fans...


No, it's a grass fire, not an overturned car.
 
Gassy Snake
2023-01-30 6:36:22 AM  
This is why punctuation is important.

Chiefs fans, celebrate win by setting parking lot on fire.

/Well, get going.
 
rfenster
2023-01-30 6:37:14 AM  
That's not how they celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles' NFC win in New York City:
 
FarkaDark
2023-01-30 6:43:23 AM  
Try saying that headline five times fast

Fire crews fight grass fire
 
GoodDoctorB [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 6:46:41 AM  
We all tried to tell Cletus his homemade mobile tailgating barbeque blast furnace had gotten out of control, and now look
 
killershark
2023-01-30 6:48:02 AM  

rfenster: That's not how they celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles' NFC win in New York City:


That was so gross.
 
Best in this World [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 6:50:09 AM  
That was just a makeshift burn pile to get rid of the evidence.
 
Aquapope
2023-01-30 6:54:59 AM  
Somebody dumped the coals from their grill in the grass.  It's an asshole lazy thing to do.  Probably didn't even try to pee the fire out, goddamn rookies.
 
Merltech
2023-01-30 6:56:47 AM  

Aquapope: Somebody dumped the coals from their grill in the grass.  It's an asshole lazy thing to do.  Probably didn't even try to pee the fire out, goddamn rookies.


That was what happened last time.
 
ColleenSezWhuut
2023-01-30 7:04:24 AM  
Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.
 
Aquapope
2023-01-30 7:05:26 AM  

Merltech: Aquapope: Somebody dumped the coals from their grill in the grass.  It's an asshole lazy thing to do.  Probably didn't even try to pee the fire out, goddamn rookies.

That was what happened last time.


The guy who dumped the coals probably wanted to get out of the parking lot fast because he had to go to work this morning.  He was probably drunk.  He was probably stuck in traffic on 435 for several hours and might have sobered up by the time he got to the drunk traps.  If he didn't get a DUI, he might have gotten home by 3AM.  I hope work sucks for him this morning.  Those assholes who dump coals like idiots have set fire to cars in the past.
 
Maker_of_Roads [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 7:05:57 AM  
To be fair, Bengals were robbed.

Refs were the MVP for the chiefs.
 
H31N0US
2023-01-30 7:06:44 AM  
Lol.

Both home teams got an enormous helping hand from the officials yesterday.

It mattered more for the Chefs, but SF losing their only semi capable throwing arm to a questionable mandatory concussion protocol pretty much sealed that game early.
 
Aquapope
2023-01-30 7:08:55 AM  

ColleenSezWhuut: Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.


You think the crowd inside Arrowhead doesn't contribute to the team's success?
 
Maker_of_Roads [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 7:12:51 AM  

H31N0US: Lol.

Both home teams got an enormous helping hand from the officials yesterday.

It mattered more for the Chefs, but SF losing their only semi capable throwing arm to a questionable mandatory concussion protocol pretty much sealed that game early.


Did you even see that "unecessary roughness" call there at the end that got those idiots their field goal? He falls forward and touches him while they are both running out of bounds and somehow that is worth 15 farking yards?

Either someone paid them, or the refs didn't want to get lynchd by shiatty kc fans on the ride home. It wasn't un-biased.
 
Aquapope
2023-01-30 7:16:33 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: H31N0US: Lol.

Both home teams got an enormous helping hand from the officials yesterday.

It mattered more for the Chefs, but SF losing their only semi capable throwing arm to a questionable mandatory concussion protocol pretty much sealed that game early.

Did you even see that "unecessary roughness" call there at the end that got those idiots their field goal? He falls forward and touches him while they are both running out of bounds and somehow that is worth 15 farking yards?

Either someone paid them, or the refs didn't want to get lynchd by shiatty kc fans on the ride home. It wasn't un-biased.


He shoved a quarterback hard who was already out of bounds.  That's unnecessary roughness and it's always called.  That one wasn't even particularly questionable.
 
TTFK
2023-01-30 7:16:50 AM  
Who do they think they are, Oakland?
 
Maturin [OhFark]
2023-01-30 7:21:38 AM  
Got a lot of bitter jabroni's in this thread.
 
Maker_of_Roads [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 7:22:33 AM  

Aquapope: Maker_of_Roads: H31N0US: Lol.

Both home teams got an enormous helping hand from the officials yesterday.

It mattered more for the Chefs, but SF losing their only semi capable throwing arm to a questionable mandatory concussion protocol pretty much sealed that game early.

Did you even see that "unecessary roughness" call there at the end that got those idiots their field goal? He falls forward and touches him while they are both running out of bounds and somehow that is worth 15 farking yards?

Either someone paid them, or the refs didn't want to get lynchd by shiatty kc fans on the ride home. It wasn't un-biased.

He shoved a quarterback hard who was already out of bounds.  That's unnecessary roughness and it's always called.  That one wasn't even particularly questionable.


He touched him. Calling that a shove, much less a hard one, is some soccer level bullshiat.
 
Merltech
2023-01-30 7:29:26 AM  
Someone said that people also shooting fireworks off near the stadium.
 
H31N0US
2023-01-30 7:33:31 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: Did you even see that "unecessary roughness" call there at the end that got those idiots their field goal? He falls forward and touches him while they are both running out of bounds and somehow that is worth 15 farking yards?


Yeah I saw it, and I've seen that call over and over for the past few decades. It was iffy, but not egregious. It's on the defense to be careful on the sidelines.

The intentional grounding on Burrows followed by a no-call on Mahomes for doing the exact same thing a few minutes later was obvious.

I guess that's why they call it home field advantage.
 
Nhojwolfe
2023-01-30 7:47:17 AM  
Meanwhile the city of Philadelphia is currently on fire, stores are being broke into and they didn't even notice the fame was over yet.
 
Sexy Jesus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-30 7:54:57 AM  

Aquapope: ColleenSezWhuut: Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.

You think the crowd inside Arrowhead doesn't contribute to the team's success?


The team's success, birth defects and crime.
 
LowbrowDeluxe
2023-01-30 8:35:35 AM  
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Fark_Guy_Rob
2023-01-30 8:58:43 AM  
Pretty typical behavior for sport fans, right?
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:05:28 AM  

Aquapope: Somebody dumped the coals from their grill in the grass.  It's an asshole lazy thing to do.  Probably didn't even try to pee the fire out, goddamn rookies.


That is exactly what my friends and I thought:  idiot threw out the coals before they died.

It is also dry AF here...and windy.

Idiots.
 
BeatrixK [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 9:08:41 AM  

Aquapope: ColleenSezWhuut: Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.

You think the crowd inside Arrowhead doesn't contribute to the team's success?


Tell me they haven't been to Arrowhead on a Game Day without telling me you haven't been to Arrowhead on a game day....

/It was literally designed in a way the accoustics can amplify in a weird way.
//srsly....the place can get deafening.
///Go Chiefs!
 
Clash City Farker
2023-01-30 9:46:03 AM  
Looks like it was just a fire set to signal the other tribes of their victory.
 
pastramithemosterotic
2023-01-30 10:22:56 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: Aquapope: Maker_of_Roads: H31N0US: Lol.

Both home teams got an enormous helping hand from the officials yesterday.

It mattered more for the Chefs, but SF losing their only semi capable throwing arm to a questionable mandatory concussion protocol pretty much sealed that game early.

Did you even see that "unecessary roughness" call there at the end that got those idiots their field goal? He falls forward and touches him while they are both running out of bounds and somehow that is worth 15 farking yards?

Either someone paid them, or the refs didn't want to get lynchd by shiatty kc fans on the ride home. It wasn't un-biased.

He shoved a quarterback hard who was already out of bounds.  That's unnecessary roughness and it's always called.  That one wasn't even particularly questionable.

He touched him. Calling that a shove, much less a hard one, is some soccer level bullshiat.


Found the Bengals Homer

It was a clear penalty, even the offending player admitted as much after the game
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2023-01-30 10:33:17 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: Aquapope: Maker_of_Roads: H31N0US: Lol.

Both home teams got an enormous helping hand from the officials yesterday.

It mattered more for the Chefs, but SF losing their only semi capable throwing arm to a questionable mandatory concussion protocol pretty much sealed that game early.

Did you even see that "unecessary roughness" call there at the end that got those idiots their field goal? He falls forward and touches him while they are both running out of bounds and somehow that is worth 15 farking yards?

Either someone paid them, or the refs didn't want to get lynchd by shiatty kc fans on the ride home. It wasn't un-biased.

He shoved a quarterback hard who was already out of bounds.  That's unnecessary roughness and it's always called.  That one wasn't even particularly questionable.

He touched him. Calling that a shove, much less a hard one, is some soccer level bullshiat.


Man  I'm a Raider who would love nothing more than seeing Mahomes and Kelce framed for murder a la Tango & Cash but dude shoved him while out of bounds. If a Raider had done it I'd be pissed he was that he was that stupid to even think about laying a hand on The Golden Boy in a borderline situation.
 
ColleenSezWhuut
2023-01-30 10:36:13 AM  

Aquapope: ColleenSezWhuut: Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.

You think the crowd inside Arrowhead doesn't contribute to the team's success?


Correct.  Oooh they yelled loudly.  Do you really think this ups Kermit D Quarterback's power level to OVER 9000! so he throws gooder or something?
 
ColleenSezWhuut
2023-01-30 10:38:43 AM  

BeatrixK: Aquapope: ColleenSezWhuut: Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.

You think the crowd inside Arrowhead doesn't contribute to the team's success?

Tell me they haven't been to Arrowhead on a Game Day without telling me you haven't been to Arrowhead on a game day....

/It was literally designed in a way the accoustics can amplify in a weird way.
//srsly....the place can get deafening.
///Go Chiefs!


And that does what exactly?  I mean other than let the inbred think they are playing along with the team of course.
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2023-01-30 10:44:01 AM  

H31N0US: Maker_of_Roads: Did you even see that "unecessary roughness" call there at the end that got those idiots their field goal? He falls forward and touches him while they are both running out of bounds and somehow that is worth 15 farking yards?

Yeah I saw it, and I've seen that call over and over for the past few decades. It was iffy, but not egregious. It's on the defense to be careful on the sidelines.

The intentional grounding on Burrows followed by a no-call on Mahomes for doing the exact same thing a few minutes later was obvious.

I guess that's why they call it home field advantage.


The refs are harder to bribe as the visitor. Never stopped Belichick though, so I guess it's really on the Bengals head coach.
 
NINEv2
2023-01-30 10:44:07 AM  
Did the Chefs blame the officials?
 
H31N0US
2023-01-30 10:45:19 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Found the Bengals Homer


Nothing gets by you.
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2023-01-30 10:48:23 AM  

ColleenSezWhuut: Aquapope: ColleenSezWhuut: Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.

You think the crowd inside Arrowhead doesn't contribute to the team's success?

Correct.  Oooh they yelled loudly.  Do you really think this ups Kermit D Quarterback's power level to OVER 9000! so he throws gooder or something?


The opposite. Visiting QBs have problems hearing their helmet speaker and audibles can be almost impossible.
 
ElFugawz [BareFark]
2023-01-30 10:50:21 AM  

Maturin: Got a lot of bitter jabroni's in this thread.


sure do

bitter jabroni: the cocktail you have to get when you lose a bet to your loudmouth cousin, as in: "Ha ha, you lose. Yo bartender, get my nutsack cuz a bitter jabroni."
 
Dr Jack Badofsky
2023-01-30 10:51:38 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: Aquapope: Maker_of_Roads: H31N0US: Lol.

Both home teams got an enormous helping hand from the officials yesterday.

It mattered more for the Chefs, but SF losing their only semi capable throwing arm to a questionable mandatory concussion protocol pretty much sealed that game early.

Did you even see that "unecessary roughness" call there at the end that got those idiots their field goal? He falls forward and touches him while they are both running out of bounds and somehow that is worth 15 farking yards?

Either someone paid them, or the refs didn't want to get lynchd by shiatty kc fans on the ride home. It wasn't un-biased.

He shoved a quarterback hard who was already out of bounds.  That's unnecessary roughness and it's always called.  That one wasn't even particularly questionable.

He touched him. Calling that a shove, much less a hard one, is some soccer level bullshiat.


You're kidding yourself.  Even Ossai himself knew immediately afterwards he hit Mahomes out of bounds.  He was visibly sorry he set up the Chiefs for the clincher.

/Dolphins fan
 
hammettman
2023-01-30 11:09:22 AM  
On the very same play as the UR call, KC was not called for obvious offensive holding.   Which officials rarely call anyway.  In fact, offensive and defensive holding pretty much happens 9 out of ten plays, maybe gets called 2 out of 10.  They all farking do it.  And I think it's a stupid rule anyway.  Unless they grab a facemask or jersey, why not just let them do it, if you're only going to call it on selected plays.

Not a Bengals or KC (lose the farking name, asshats) fan, but watched the game.  Bengals got raw end of the calls.  But Bengals were obviously a little less seasoned and mature in knowing which shiat they could get away with.
 
wrenchboy
2023-01-30 11:27:44 AM  

Aquapope: Merltech: Aquapope: Somebody dumped the coals from their grill in the grass.  It's an asshole lazy thing to do.  Probably didn't even try to pee the fire out, goddamn rookies.

That was what happened last time.

The guy who dumped the coals probably wanted to get out of the parking lot fast because he had to go to work this morning.  He was probably drunk.  He was probably stuck in traffic on 435 for several hours and might have sobered up by the time he got to the drunk traps.  If he didn't get a DUI, he might have gotten home by 3AM.  I hope work sucks for him this morning.  Those assholes who dump coals like idiots have set fire to cars in the past.


If we go to a sportsball, concert, show or movie we don't even try to leave for about an hour. Take our time leaving and then most of the people and cars are gone except for the drunks and stragglers like me. Still take a while to get home but a lot less frustration leaving. Doesn't always work out perfectly.
 
Aquapope
2023-01-30 11:29:26 AM  

ColleenSezWhuut: Aquapope: ColleenSezWhuut: Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.

You think the crowd inside Arrowhead doesn't contribute to the team's success?

Correct.  Oooh they yelled loudly.  Do you really think this ups Kermit D Quarterback's power level to OVER 9000! so he throws gooder or something?


You don't watch a lot of football, huh?  You've never heard the announcers talking about how crowd noise screws with visiting quarterbacks calling plays.  But you don't know that, so you're not really a football fan and you're opinion is just performative belligerence to stir up conflict - a troll.
 
wrenchboy
2023-01-30 11:31:12 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: To be fair, Bengals were robbed.

Refs were the MVP for the chiefs.


This has been the case for the last 5 years.

Jake from State Farm should have told you so.
 
ColleenSezWhuut
2023-01-30 11:31:57 AM  

Aquapope: ColleenSezWhuut: Aquapope: ColleenSezWhuut: Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.

You think the crowd inside Arrowhead doesn't contribute to the team's success?

Correct.  Oooh they yelled loudly.  Do you really think this ups Kermit D Quarterback's power level to OVER 9000! so he throws gooder or something?

You don't watch a lot of football, huh?  You've never heard the announcers talking about how crowd noise screws with visiting quarterbacks calling plays.  But you don't know that, so you're not really a football fan and you're opinion is just performative belligerence to stir up conflict - a troll.


I just hate football and love poking at the fans of it because they are really, really sensitive in a very amusing sort of way.
 
wrenchboy
2023-01-30 11:35:24 AM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Man  I'm a Raider who would love nothing more than seeing Mahomes and Kelce framed for murder a la Tango & Cash but dude shoved him while out of bounds. If a Raider had done it I'd be pissed he was that he was that stupid to even think about laying a hand on The Golden Boy in a borderline situation.


Mahomes is turning into the second coming of Tom Brady?
 
farkitallletitend
2023-01-30 11:39:52 AM  
The stupid does burn.
 
mattgsx
2023-01-30 11:47:55 AM  

baron von doodle: ColleenSezWhuut: Aquapope: ColleenSezWhuut: Reportedly done by somebody stupid enough to shout "we won" as though they are actually a member of this team and somehow contributed.

You think the crowd inside Arrowhead doesn't contribute to the team's success?

Correct.  Oooh they yelled loudly.  Do you really think this ups Kermit D Quarterback's power level to OVER 9000! so he throws gooder or something?

The opposite. Visiting QBs have problems hearing their helmet speaker and audibles can be almost impossible.


Also, snap counts. Makes it a lot harder to have motion plays, attempt hard counts, etc., and visiting teams in a loud stadium generally have more false start penalties than the home team.
 
The Dog Ate My Homework
2023-01-30 11:48:58 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: To be fair, Bengals were robbed.

Refs were the MVP for the chiefs.


The real MVP for the Chiefs:

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
H31N0US
2023-01-30 11:55:55 AM  
ColleenSezWhuut:

I just hate football and love poking at the fans of it because they are really, really sensitive in a very amusing sort of way.

Don't cut yourself.
 
wrenchboy
2023-01-30 12:03:05 PM  

hammettman: Not a Bengals or KC (lose the farking name, asshats)


I was aggravated a couple weeks ago watching a KC game and the crowd was doing the "tomahawk chop"


/white guy
 
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