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(Daily Mail)   Up in the sky, look: It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Supersnake   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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3853 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2023 at 11:35 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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beezeltown [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 9:21:33 PM  
Ha...I had a snake jump out of a tree and bounce off of me once when I was a kid.
 
Eat The Placenta
2023-01-29 11:37:46 PM  
What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snake-ed.
 
mrparks
2023-01-29 11:41:14 PM  

Eat The Placenta: What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snake-ed.


What do you call a snake with a beard?
 
orygubner
2023-01-29 11:44:10 PM  
Pretty cool, I've never seen a snake do that before, except for those flying snakes with wings
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 11:47:09 PM  

mrparks: Eat The Placenta: What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snake-ed.

What do you call a snake with a beard?


Tom Cruise
 
Summoner101
2023-01-29 11:47:34 PM  

Eat The Placenta: What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snake-ed.


What's a compliment for a snake-ed snake?

What an asp!
 
Eat The Placenta
2023-01-29 11:47:56 PM  

mrparks: Eat The Placenta: What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snake-ed.

What do you call a snake with a beard?


I'm don't know. What do you call a snake with a beard?
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-29 11:52:18 PM  
I remember a local radio station with a DJ called Supersnake. He may have meant something a bit different.
 
Summoner101
2023-01-29 11:52:54 PM  

beezeltown: Ha...I had a snake jump out of a tree and bounce off of me once when I was a kid.


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MrHormel [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:53:24 PM  

mrparks: Eat The Placenta: What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snake-ed.

What do you call a snake with a beard?


A republican
 
TorpedoOrca
2023-01-29 11:53:56 PM  
First time seeing flying snakes, huh? Yo aren't going to believe what the bears can do in Australia

*hint they'll give you chlamydia
 
snowjack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:54:14 PM  
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Summoner101
2023-01-29 11:55:35 PM  

TorpedoOrca: First time seeing flying snakes, huh? Yo aren't going to believe what the bears can do in Australia

*hint they'll give you chlamydia


You'd think there'd be other reasons to not have sex with the bears besides the chlamydia.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-30 12:00:34 AM  

Summoner101: TorpedoOrca: First time seeing flying snakes, huh? Yo aren't going to believe what the bears can do in Australia

*hint they'll give you chlamydia

You'd think there'd be other reasons to not have sex with the bears besides the chlamydia.


Herpes?
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 12:03:25 AM  

beezeltown: Ha...I had a snake jump out of a tree and bounce off of me once when I was a kid.


Was this at church?
 
TorpedoOrca
2023-01-30 12:04:21 AM  

Summoner101: TorpedoOrca: First time seeing flying snakes, huh? Yo aren't going to believe what the bears can do in Australia

*hint they'll give you chlamydia

You'd think there'd be other reasons to not have sex with the bears besides the chlamydia.


Seems like solid advice whichever country you find yourself in
 
englaja
2023-01-30 12:04:28 AM  
There's always a relevant NSFW Australian song...

One Eyed Trouser Snake - Barry Crocker
Youtube 49MOcTv3Wgs


(From a great Ozploitation film, featuring Dame Edna, before she became a Dame in the sequel!)
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 12:21:18 AM  

Summoner101: TorpedoOrca: First time seeing flying snakes, huh? Yo aren't going to believe what the bears can do in Australia

*hint they'll give you chlamydia

You'd think there'd be other reasons to not have sex with the bears besides the chlamydia.


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Like you can resist!
 
Amoment
2023-01-30 12:29:52 AM  
So UK needs Ireland's Saint.
Tables are turned!
Study it out.
Or be eaten by flying snakes.

/seriously
//chill snakes slither
 
DarksideHalo
2023-01-30 12:36:51 AM  
Me: Flying snake. OK, is this Austr...
TFA: "QUEENSLAND..."
Me: OK, thank you article, it's the Deadly Continent.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2023-01-30 1:03:20 AM  
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Sup.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 1:14:03 AM  
as catchers issue urgent warning about reptile explosion

Christ, snakes in Australia are EXPLODING now?!??! We are so f*cking screwed!
 
Burning_Sensation
2023-01-30 1:15:23 AM  
Sounds like a G.I. Joe/Whitesnake tribute band.
 
studebaker hoch
2023-01-30 1:19:08 AM  
That is the first time I have ever seen a snake prepare for and execute a jump.

I didn't know their eyesight was that good either.  Scary.
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-30 1:23:40 AM  

leeksfromchichis: Summoner101: TorpedoOrca: First time seeing flying snakes, huh? Yo aren't going to believe what the bears can do in Australia

*hint they'll give you chlamydia

You'd think there'd be other reasons to not have sex with the bears besides the chlamydia.

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Like you can resist!


That's the cutest thing that would shred my penis I've ever seen.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 3:19:20 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: [Fark user image image 630x469]

Sup.


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A quetzalcoatl? I'll see you and raise...
 
LarrySouth
2023-01-30 4:10:26 AM  
TFA is in a site located half a world away from Australia. Haven't seen this story in any local sites...
 
ArcadianRefugee
2023-01-30 4:35:45 AM  
"Chilling" huh?

/idiots
 
DynamiteHeaddy
2023-01-30 5:28:44 AM  

LarrySouth: TFA is in a site located half a world away from Australia. Haven't seen this story in any local sites...


Not only that, it's the Mail, whose journalistic standards are half a world away from rigorous.
 
Fear the Clam
2023-01-30 6:02:50 AM  
Flying snake? No thanks. I gave up on Raised by Wolves after season one.
 
I Swear I'll Jump
2023-01-30 6:15:21 AM  

Klippoklondike: mrparks: Eat The Placenta: What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snake-ed.

What do you call a snake with a beard?

Tom Cruise


I call him Larry.
 
buravirgil
2023-01-30 6:59:54 AM  
Flying rod? Flying mobile! multiwing ornithopter
Youtube CyW7bT-Vq2E
 
buravirgil
2023-01-30 7:00:36 AM  
Serenity First Controlled Flight (Первый управляемый полет Серенити)
Youtube ZCrS52sM3Zs
 
LarrySouth
2023-01-30 7:22:47 AM  

I Swear I'll Jump: Klippoklondike: mrparks: Eat The Placenta: What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snake-ed.

What do you call a snake with a beard?

Tom Cruise

I call him Larry.


😛...
 
LoneVVolf
2023-01-30 7:45:29 AM  

beezeltown: Ha...I had a snake jump out of a tree and bounce off of me once when I was a kid.


Sounds like that snake had.... a reptile dysfunction.
 
Noah_Tall
2023-01-30 7:59:49 AM  

mrparks: Eat The Placenta: What do you call a snake without any clothes on? Snake-ed.

What do you call a snake with a beard?


Snekbeard
 
morg
2023-01-30 10:07:50 AM  
catchers issue urgent warning about reptile explosion

I don't know what you guys are doing down there but just stop. Do the opposite of whatever you're doing now.
 
beezeltown [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 10:37:28 AM  

johnny_vegas: beezeltown: Ha...I had a snake jump out of a tree and bounce off of me once when I was a kid.

Was this at church?


Funny...no, I was fishing a creek lined with big trees. This green tree snake drops down and bounces off my arm, into the water, then swims away. I was about 10 at the time, and nearly number 2.
 
Jairzinho
2023-01-30 12:13:44 PM  
Just by looking at the pics and w/o reading TFA, I imagined this shiat should be in Australia, where else?

I've visited the Amazon jungle, and I'd feel safer there.
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2023-01-30 1:50:42 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Keizer_Ghidorah: [Fark user image image 630x469]

Sup.

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A quetzalcoatl? I'll see you and raise...


She can take me into her coils any day.
 
Mouser
2023-01-30 5:17:36 PM  
Snakes are almost all muscle, so not really surprising they can do this.
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2023-01-31 12:04:35 AM  
The Amazing Paradise Flying Snake | Wildest Islands Of Indonesia
Youtube 16aGSx9gFO4
 
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