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5853 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jan 2023 at 11:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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somedude210 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 6:08:27 PM  
Wow, that's incredibly f*cked up
 
Sub Human [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 6:19:30 PM  
Nasty Nazis playground putsch.
Isn't funny.
 
alice_600 [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 6:23:29 PM  
That's it no more homeschooling. Kids who can't be on campus need a licensed teacher to teach them. The kids are tested and the curriculum is the same as the public schools.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 6:25:58 PM  
The rules of dealing with Nazis were established when we won WWII.
 
jars.traptone [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 6:31:33 PM  

alice_600: That's it no more homeschooling. Kids who can't be on campus need a licensed teacher to teach them. The kids are tested and the curriculum is the same as the public schools.


This should've been the case all along, tbh.
 
Bootleg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 6:46:47 PM  
"It is up to us to ensure our children know him for the deceitful, dishonest, riot-inciting [censored] he actually was," the administrator of the network's Telegram channel wrote, alongside a downloadable lesson plan for elementary school children. "He is the face of a movement which ethnically cleansed whites out of urban areas and precipitated the anti-white regime that we are now fighting to free ourselves from."

That's, uh... A take on events, sure.

/Reminds me of the people that worship John Wilkes Booth in Bioshock Infinite
//Actually, what are these peoples thoughts on the Lincoln assassination?
///Do I really want to know?
 
Combustion [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 7:46:55 PM  
"Sure thing Mary Sue!! Our kids are going to have a tremendous advantage in life over them other public-school kids!"
 
alice_600 [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 7:49:31 PM  

jars.traptone: alice_600: That's it no more homeschooling. Kids who can't be on campus need a licensed teacher to teach them. The kids are tested and the curriculum is the same as the public schools.

This should've been the case all along, tbh.


Well, blame the Home School Legal Defense Fund fundies! They lobby for their freedums! The farkers need to be disbanded. If you wanna be an off-the-grid farmer? Welp once the kids are school-aged they go to school no matter what you think. You need a break and so does Mom.
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 8:40:44 PM  
Poor kids, having to wear Khakis to school every day must suck.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 9:04:20 PM  
"['MLK] is the face of a movement which ethnically cleansed whites out of urban areas...'"

"We instigated white flight with blatantly racist housing policies that favored white people and now we are upset that black people made us do this thing."
 
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste
2023-01-29 9:19:00 PM  

Shostie: "['MLK] is the face of a movement which ethnically cleansed whites out of urban areas...'"

"We instigated white flight with blatantly racist housing policies that favored white people and now we are upset that black people made us do this thing."


Although dedicated to lazily avoid consequence and responsibility, they are creative. Have to give them that.
 
Znuh [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 9:28:20 PM  
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Someone posted pictures of hte lovely couple, and yeah, above strip is accurate.
 
baka-san [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 10:18:22 PM  
Or American kids doing the Belmey Salute
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 10:30:18 PM  
Child abuse.
 
Notabunny [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 10:38:26 PM  
Ignore them. The flag in their classroom has a gold fringe
 
UberDave [OhFark]
2023-01-29 10:45:52 PM  
Well, at least their kids will have girlfriends with awesome teeth.
 
jake_lex
2023-01-29 11:07:08 PM  
Gotta think that at many companies, seeing "homeschooled" on a resume will get that resume sent straight to the circular file.
 
Chthonic Echoes [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:09:08 PM  

vudukungfu: The rules of dealing with Nazis were established when we won WWII.


We won over there.

We couldn't be bothered to finish the job at home.
 
Sam's Club Sandwich
2023-01-29 11:10:30 PM  
Yeah...........America has a Nazi problem.
 
iheartscotch
2023-01-29 11:12:48 PM  
They are actually studying the trash that the Bavarian Corporal wrote? They must really HATE their kids.
 
red230
2023-01-29 11:12:51 PM  
They and everyone who subscribes to them needs a spotlight focused on them hard. Name names, find the places that employ them and ask about their policy of employing Nazis. They need to be removed from society. They already have a persecution complex, let's make sure that their worst fears come true when they can't afford rent on their double wide because nobody will hire them. We have free speech but that doesn't mean that you're free from the consequences of your speech. Run them out of polite society so that the only place they can go is rural Idaho with their kind.
 
FnkyTwn
2023-01-29 11:13:28 PM  
"One of the key clues to identifying them came when they revealed that they owned a German Shepherd called Blondi-the same name as hiatler's dog."

There's plenty of crazy dumbass guys everywhere, but for some reason I expect more responsible behavior from the mom. I know it's irrational and also unfair to women. I just expect women to reign their dumbshiat husbands in at least a little bit, like my wife does with me. Who knows, maybe this lady has tried or maybe she's just a Nazi too.
 
Starblazers
2023-01-29 11:14:33 PM  
As an Ohioan, I can assure you there are a lot more hiding in plain sight.  These bottom feeders think they're the superior race.  That's the joke.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:15:08 PM  
"I don't even want my kids exposed to the gay loving, anti-family, Jew factory that is public school, I can't stand it."

What's their Fark Main tab handle?
 
The Reverend Sam Hill [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:15:21 PM  
Katja Lawrence, born Katja van den Berg, is originally from the Netherlands and moved to the U.S. after meeting her husband at the Oktoberfest festival in Berlin, according to an old LiveJournal blog uncovered by the researchers. She became a naturalized U.S. citizen in 2017.

Go back to your own country!
 
iheartscotch
2023-01-29 11:16:25 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shostie: "['MLK] is the face of a movement which ethnically cleansed whites out of urban areas...'"

"We instigated white flight with blatantly racist housing policies that favored white people and now we are upset that black people made us do this thing."

Although dedicated to lazily avoid consequence and responsibility, they are creative. Have to give them that.


No. Nobody has to give them a Single. God. Damned. Thing.

It's stupid. It's REAL dumb. It's pigeons playing chess dumb.

/ shiating all over the board, knocking over all the pieces and strutting away like they won. THAT is pigeons playing chess
 
baxterdog
2023-01-29 11:16:37 PM  

Sam's Club Sandwich: Yeah...........America has a Nazi problem.


It was molded here by those stuck on the result of our civil war and copied by Germany almost one hundred years ago. This is an ongoing problem. Sigh.
 
kmgenesis23
2023-01-29 11:16:58 PM  
We allow this to happen.
 
pehvbot [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 11:17:34 PM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: Katja Lawrence, born Katja van den Berg, is originally from the Netherlands and moved to the U.S. after meeting her husband at the Oktoberfest festival in Berlin, according to an old LiveJournal blog uncovered by the researchers. She became a naturalized U.S. citizen in 2017.

Go back to your own country!


Did she lie about being a Nazi?  That's still on the naturalization paperwork.
 
Dr Dreidel
2023-01-29 11:17:47 PM  

vudukungfu: The rules of dealing with Nazis were established when we won fought WWII.


We didn't win by debating them or by engaging their ideas about racial supremacy. We won by shooting enough of them that they stopped wanting to shoot back.

// well... also because winter is cold, as it turns out
 
Aquapope
2023-01-29 11:18:31 PM  

jake_lex: Gotta think that at many companies, seeing "homeschooled" on a resume will get that resume sent straight to the circular file.


The homeschooled high school kids I've met weren't qualified for any job that required reading or writing, so I can't imagine they send out a lot of resumes for job descriptions they can't read.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:19:59 PM  

FnkyTwn: "One of the key clues to identifying them came when they revealed that they owned a German Shepherd called Blondi-the same name as hiatler's dog."

There's plenty of crazy dumbass guys everywhere, but for some reason I expect more responsible behavior from the mom. I know it's irrational and also unfair to women. I just expect women to reign their dumbshiat husbands in at least a little bit, like my wife does with me. Who knows, maybe this lady has tried or maybe she's just a Nazi too.


Women are perfectly capable of being terrible human beings. Not to pick on you... but your post reminds me of all the sAvE mELaNiA stuff we used to see here on a regular basis.

/melania has full agency as a human being and chose to be a crappy one
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 11:21:09 PM  
Time to punch a fascist in their face again.
But when isn't it?
 
Oysterman
2023-01-29 11:21:45 PM  
In one "math assignment," children were asked to interpret "crime statistics," the goal of which was to "realize the demographics to be cautious around."
At one point in the chat, Katja Lawrence told a UK-based member of the group that she would help put him in touch with the head of one of the biggest white nationalist groups in the U.K., suggesting the Lawrences have made connections with antisemites and white supremacists outside of their own homeschooling community.

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If a Hydra has three heads and two get cut off, how many heads does it have left?
 
punishmentforshoplifting
2023-01-29 11:24:14 PM  
Basically the movie "Soft & Quiet"

/that movie is....harrowing to say the least
 
FnkyTwn
2023-01-29 11:24:17 PM  

gameshowhost: FnkyTwn: "One of the key clues to identifying them came when they revealed that they owned a German Shepherd called Blondi-the same name as hiatler's dog."

There's plenty of crazy dumbass guys everywhere, but for some reason I expect more responsible behavior from the mom. I know it's irrational and also unfair to women. I just expect women to reign their dumbshiat husbands in at least a little bit, like my wife does with me. Who knows, maybe this lady has tried or maybe she's just a Nazi too.

Women are perfectly capable of being terrible human beings. Not to pick on you... but your post reminds me of all the sAvE mELaNiA stuff we used to see here on a regular basis.

/melania has full agency as a human being and chose to be a crappy one


I agree with you. Upon full reading of the article it seems like this wacko biatch is the driving force behind the curriculum. Still I somehow expect more rational behavior from women, which sounds crazy when I say it out loud.
 
minnesotaboy
2023-01-29 11:26:55 PM  
Old solutions are sometimes the best.

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Lsherm [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 11:28:27 PM  

alice_600: The kids are tested


Some Homeschooled kids have to take the mandatory state tests, same as private school students, although there are some notable exceptions. Alaska, Arizona, Delaware, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, Texas, Utah, Wisconsin, Wyoming, and Washington DC do not require testing for homeschooled students:

https://education.uslegal.com/homeschooling/homeschooling-laws-by-state/

somedude210: Wow, that's incredibly f*cked up


What's even worse is they are from Sandusky, which as we all know was the hometown of this genial fellow:

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whither_apophis [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 11:29:48 PM  
They only got 2300 followers. My youtube channel matching up hotdogs brands with the best ketchup has more subscribers

/s
//deprogram their kids
///lithium and electro-shock treatments for the parents
 
SomeFarkinFarmgirl
2023-01-29 11:31:14 PM  

red230: They and everyone who subscribes to them needs a spotlight focused on them hard. Name names, find the places that employ them and ask about their policy of employing Nazis. They need to be removed from society. They already have a persecution complex, let's make sure that their worst fears come true when they can't afford rent on their double wide because nobody will hire them. We have free speech but that doesn't mean that you're free from the consequences of your speech. Run them out of polite society so that the only place they can go is rural Idaho with their kind.


Someone needs to make an action/sci-fi movie where a clandestine cabal of liberal scientists decide to save American society by posing as a White supremacist fracking company as a cover for diverting all of the magma under Yellowstone and creating a controlled volcanic eruption that takes out most of Idaho and eastern Oregon where all the Nazis have created their own White ethnostate while still somehow heroically sparing the coast and all the Yellowstone wildlife.
 
FormlessOne
2023-01-29 11:32:13 PM  

whither_apophis: They only got 2300 followers. My youtube channel matching up hotdogs brands with the best ketchup has more subscribers

/s
//deprogram their kids
///lithium and electro-shock treatments for the parents


Yeah, but your YouTube channel isn't then encouraging their kids to kill vegans.
 
WelldeadLink
2023-01-29 11:32:31 PM  

FnkyTwn: I just expect women to reign their dumbshiat husbands in at least a little bit, like my wife does with me.


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gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:32:41 PM  

FnkyTwn: gameshowhost: FnkyTwn: "One of the key clues to identifying them came when they revealed that they owned a German Shepherd called Blondi-the same name as hiatler's dog."

There's plenty of crazy dumbass guys everywhere, but for some reason I expect more responsible behavior from the mom. I know it's irrational and also unfair to women. I just expect women to reign their dumbshiat husbands in at least a little bit, like my wife does with me. Who knows, maybe this lady has tried or maybe she's just a Nazi too.

Women are perfectly capable of being terrible human beings. Not to pick on you... but your post reminds me of all the sAvE mELaNiA stuff we used to see here on a regular basis.

/melania has full agency as a human being and chose to be a crappy one

I agree with you. Upon full reading of the article it seems like this wacko biatch is the driving force behind the curriculum. Still I somehow expect more rational behavior from women, which sounds crazy when I say it out loud.


I guess statistically, yeah I guess I expect the same too.  Still I'm rarely surprised when a horrible person happens to be a woman.
 
gonegirl
2023-01-29 11:33:10 PM  

pehvbot: The Reverend Sam Hill: Katja Lawrence, born Katja van den Berg, is originally from the Netherlands and moved to the U.S. after meeting her husband at the Oktoberfest festival in Berlin, according to an old LiveJournal blog uncovered by the researchers. She became a naturalized U.S. citizen in 2017.

Go back to your own country!

Did she lie about being a Nazi?  That's still on the naturalization paperwork.


What, really? How does it phrase it? I can't imagine it asks, "Hey, you a skinhead?"
 
Lsherm [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 11:36:13 PM  

FnkyTwn: There's plenty of crazy dumbass guys everywhere, but for some reason I expect more responsible behavior from the mom.


She's a Dutch immigrant. The Dutch have a racism problem.

I'm not saying that as some kind of defense of the US racism problem, I'm just pointing out that the Dutch have one as well. We have a Black Pete thread every year here on Fark.
 
zedster [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 11:36:55 PM  
I have a lesson plan that involves the parents taking a delousing shower
 
Lsherm [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 11:36:58 PM  

whither_apophis: My youtube channel matching up hotdogs brands with the best ketchup has more subscribers


Link? This is relevant to my interests.

/yes I'm fat, LEAVE ME ALONE!
 
Flappyhead
2023-01-29 11:36:58 PM  

Znuh: [i.imgur.com image 600x303]

Someone posted pictures of hte lovely couple, and yeah, above strip is accurate.


I can't be the only one who took one look at her nose and wondered how THAT stereotype passed muster.
 
Excelsior
2023-01-29 11:37:18 PM  

gonegirl: pehvbot: The Reverend Sam Hill: Katja Lawrence, born Katja van den Berg, is originally from the Netherlands and moved to the U.S. after meeting her husband at the Oktoberfest festival in Berlin, according to an old LiveJournal blog uncovered by the researchers. She became a naturalized U.S. citizen in 2017.

Go back to your own country!

Did she lie about being a Nazi?  That's still on the naturalization paperwork.

What, really? How does it phrase it? I can't imagine it asks, "Hey, you a skinhead?"


The question is phrased as: "Between March 23, 1933 and May 8, 1945, did you work for or associate in any way (either directly or indirectly) with the Nazi government of Germany?"

So they probably got a freebie because of their age, not their ideology.
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2023-01-29 11:38:45 PM  

iheartscotch: They are actually studying the trash that the Bavarian Corporal wrote? They must really HATE their kids.


Bohemian corporal is what General Paulus referred to him as which would be even more scathing.
 
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