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5951 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2023 at 8:17 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Original [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:01:44 PM  
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jars.traptone [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:09:22 PM  
That is a missile, or a rocket of some kind. I've seen that stuff before.

Man, at this point I think we need aliens to show up, even if they're dickheads. Just for the catharsis alone.

People want this so badly.
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 3:17:30 PM  
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roddikinsathome [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:22:10 PM  
Where is this? Space debris ablating? Context would help.
 
North_Central_Positronics [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:45:49 PM  
Probably the same thing they saw in Japan: the latest SpaceX satellite launch.
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 5:35:18 PM  
The official explanation was a space launch.

That being said, did they ever fully explain that blue, rotating cone of light with a spiral in it? That one was a bit stranger.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 5:48:37 PM  
It's the angel of death, obvi
 
common sense is an oxymoron [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 5:49:27 PM  

Somaticasual: The official explanation was a space launch.

That being said, did they ever fully explain that blue, rotating cone of light with a spiral in it? That one was a bit stranger.


Spent SpaceX second stage venting its remaining fuel while tumbling.
 
Deveyn [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 5:55:06 PM  
North_Central_Positronics: Probably the same thing they saw in Japan: the latest SpaceX satellite launch.

Saw the exact same thing in SF Valley in CA a couple years ago when SpaceX had a night launch.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 6:40:01 PM  
It's aliens.

Launching out of the atmosphere in their emergency escape vehicle after just three days on the surface.
 
Lsherm [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 8:07:07 PM  
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Thoreny
2023-01-29 8:19:33 PM  
It's the first seal opening the beginning of the apocalypse.
 
UberNeuman
2023-01-29 8:20:35 PM  
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"It's the Rocketeer!"
 
lilbjorn
2023-01-29 8:22:26 PM  
Calm down, people.  It's just low atmosphere chemtrails being distributed by helicopter.  Nothing to fear.
 
MillionDollarMo
2023-01-29 8:24:49 PM  
That's a penis.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 8:26:34 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]


God I hate that douchebag with the ridiculous hair.

And Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.
 
patowen
2023-01-29 8:27:12 PM  
Thats a rocket or a missile.  Condensation from the exhaust is illuminated by the sun, which is still present at that altitude despite it being evening on the ground. 

Pretty cool looking.  Like a lavalamp but in the SKY.  Woa
 
nytmare
2023-01-29 8:27:16 PM  
Copies video.
Complete leaves out all context, especially location.
Asks "what the hell is this."
You'd know what it is if you hadn't completely farked up the first 2 steps, you total ignoramus.
 
Hots_Kebabs [BareFark]
2023-01-29 8:33:23 PM  
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Flowery Twats
2023-01-29 8:33:30 PM  

MillionDollarMo: That's a penis.


It looks like a giant....
 
englaja
2023-01-29 8:36:10 PM  

Thoreny: It's the first seal opening the beginning of the apocalypse.


That's supposed to herald pestilence. Might be forty months too late for that.
 
Wessoman
2023-01-29 8:36:29 PM  

MillionDollarMo: That's a penis.


No, it looks more like what comes out of one.
 
Wings4Marie
2023-01-29 8:36:31 PM  
When airplanes release their lavatory tanks at 13000 feet sometimes it heats up like this on its descent.

/science
//themoreyouknow
 
Excelsior
2023-01-29 8:36:50 PM  
Easy:

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brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 8:38:03 PM  
It's the best WW1 technology the Russians can field. Ha ha! Services the pricks right. They're pettier than Putin's pinky penis.

Fetch me Dr. Evil putting his pinkey to his lips and humming tunelessly like my grandmother used to do. I Can't humn the tune, it's been more than 20 years.
 
Singleballtheory
2023-01-29 8:39:19 PM  
Has anybody asked this identification expert?

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brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 8:39:39 PM  
The orcs are trapped in a deep battle of wits and they, like Trump, do not know the rules of 3-d chess.
 
electricjebus [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 8:41:08 PM  
Aliens have been traveling here and landing in slow moving chemical rockets for eons, when they're on the surface they roll around in Viking ships, Motel-T's and biplanes.
 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 8:41:21 PM  
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Truthman
2023-01-29 8:41:38 PM  
It's only a model.
 
Fursecution [BareFark]
2023-01-29 8:41:45 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Somaticasual: The official explanation was a space launch.

That being said, did they ever fully explain that blue, rotating cone of light with a spiral in it? That one was a bit stranger.

Spent SpaceX second stage venting its remaining fuel while tumbling.


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This one?
Failed Russian missile test. The second stage was venting from a few places it shouldn't have been.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 8:43:22 PM  

Singleballtheory: Has anybody asked this identification expert?

[Fark user image 259x194]


Is this the new Mary Hartman?

Mary forgets why she game into the kitchen:

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Putin forgets why he went into Ukraine
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 8:44:03 PM  
See, it doesn't have to be Donald Trump. I works with all sorts of dimwits and dummies.
 
Fursecution [BareFark]
2023-01-29 8:44:58 PM  

Fursecution: common sense is an oxymoron: Somaticasual: The official explanation was a space launch.

That being said, did they ever fully explain that blue, rotating cone of light with a spiral in it? That one was a bit stranger.

Spent SpaceX second stage venting its remaining fuel while tumbling.

[Fark user image 400x255]
This one?
Failed Russian missile test. The second stage was venting from a few places it shouldn't have been.


Fark user imageView Full Size

This was a SpaceX second stage venting over Hawaii prior to re-entering.
 
drewsfarkthrowaway
2023-01-29 8:48:16 PM  
Ah....the elusive Forbidden Sky Jellyfish....


Don't eat them.
 
fmonahan [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 8:50:42 PM  

Somaticasual: The official explanation was a space launch.

That being said, did they ever fully explain that blue, rotating cone of light with a spiral in it? That one was a bit stranger.


' That was a spinning rocket spewing exhaust
 
Oneiros [OhFark]
2023-01-29 8:50:53 PM  

brantgoose: Singleballtheory: Has anybody asked this identification expert?

[Fark user image 259x194]

Is this the new Mary Hartman?

Mary forgets why she game into the kitchen:

[i.pinimg.com image 500x387]

Putin forgets why he went into Ukraine


MAD T.V. Season 3 (2/2) Eyewitness Report From Ms. Swan (1997)
Youtube U4EH0RtVlgE
 
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2023-01-29 8:51:17 PM  

Wessoman: MillionDollarMo: That's a penis.

No, it looks more like what comes out of one.


Marmalade?
 
KodosZardoz
2023-01-29 8:54:20 PM  
So in Star Trek there's this material called dolamide. But whenever they mention it, it sounds like it's they're saying dolemite. Which is much cooler sounding.
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 8:55:51 PM  

Fursecution: common sense is an oxymoron: Somaticasual: The official explanation was a space launch.

That being said, did they ever fully explain that blue, rotating cone of light with a spiral in it? That one was a bit stranger.

Spent SpaceX second stage venting its remaining fuel while tumbling.

[Fark user image 400x255]
This one?
Failed Russian missile test. The second stage was venting from a few places it shouldn't have been.


Apparently Failed Russian Missile Test it is. A hearty thanks!
 
NathanAllen
2023-01-29 8:56:17 PM  
There are alien, but the odds of us or them developing around the same time in about the same place are absurdly low.

And that's the shiat deal with life. It's local in an infinite space.
 
Petey4335
2023-01-29 9:06:19 PM  
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sinko swimo
2023-01-29 9:11:14 PM  

KodosZardoz: So in Star Trek there's this material called dolamide. But whenever they mention it, it sounds like it's they're saying dolemite. Which is much cooler sounding.


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Dead for Tax Reasons
2023-01-29 9:14:33 PM  
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Barnhawk72
2023-01-29 9:21:07 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Somaticasual: The official explanation was a space launch.

That being said, did they ever fully explain that blue, rotating cone of light with a spiral in it? That one was a bit stranger.

Spent SpaceX second stage venting its remaining fuel while tumbling.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Archie Goodwin
2023-01-29 9:23:26 PM  

nytmare: Copies video.
Complete leaves out all context, especially location.
Asks "what the hell is this."
You'd know what it is if you hadn't completely farked up the first 2 steps, you total ignoramus.


But it's 2023 and Likes or Shares or Thumbs Up Asses are more important than minor inconsequential things like facts or learnin'.
 
ajgeek [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 9:27:18 PM  

SpaceyCat: [Fark user image image 500x500]


I continue to love the look on the kitten in the background. The salesmanship of that image is nothing short of spectacular.
 
Ragin' Asian [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 9:28:11 PM  

roddikinsathome: Where is this? Space debris ablating? Context would help.


I had a bunion on my foot ablated. It didn't look like that.
 
Brynden Rivers
2023-01-29 9:30:25 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [Fark user image image 500x400]


The fark is that?!
 
Dead for Tax Reasons
2023-01-29 9:32:58 PM  

Brynden Rivers: Dead for Tax Reasons: [Fark user image image 500x400]

The fark is that?!


streetlight
 
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