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Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 9:08:58 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Top boy names at risk of extinction
18. Kobe

I know one Kobe that's already extinct.


That's why these were only available for a limited time.

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MrSplifferton
2023-01-29 9:50:34 PM  
FTF: "Some of the trendiest names in 2022, according to BabyCenter, were utopian baby names like Dream, Alora, Miracle, and Legacy. Nature and wellness also made a jump with names like Oaklynn, Violet, Willow, and Iris."

Those are all stripper names, I guess 2041 is going to be wild!
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 10:08:26 PM  

MrSplifferton: FTF: "Some of the trendiest names in 2022, according to BabyCenter, were utopian baby names like Dream, Alora, Miracle, and Legacy. Nature and wellness also made a jump with names like Oaklynn, Violet, Willow, and Iris."

Those are all stripper names, I guess 2041 is going to be wild!


Farking millennials
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 10:22:18 PM  

MrSplifferton: FTF: "Some of the trendiest names in 2022, according to BabyCenter, were utopian baby names like Dream, Alora, Miracle, and Legacy. Nature and wellness also made a jump with names like Oaklynn, Violet, Willow, and Iris."

Those are all stripper names, I guess 2041 is going to be wild!


Or daytime talk show guest names.
 
bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 10:31:53 PM  
Well, maybe if Paige enjoyed a penis every now and then, she might bear a namesake or two...

But noooo....

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fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 10:52:06 PM  
Someone didn't get the Don't Be A Hater memo.
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 10:56:44 PM  
Now these names will become popular again.
 
12349876
2023-01-29 11:07:30 PM  

MrSplifferton: FTF: "Some of the trendiest names in 2022, according to BabyCenter, were utopian baby names like Dream, Alora, Miracle, and Legacy. Nature and wellness also made a jump with names like Oaklynn, Violet, Willow, and Iris."

Those are all stripper names, I guess 2041 is going to be wild!


The nature names like Violet and others like Rose and Daisy were incredibly common 100-150 years ago.  The "utopian" ones are just plain old crazy though.
 
My Sober Alt
2023-01-30 1:21:07 AM  
Oh no.  I knew some people with those names including Paige.  It was Vanessa that I had the crush on though. I think some other names of people I knew have already become extinct.   I had a friend in elementary school whose parents legally changed their last name back to the original German rather than the anglicized version. They changed one consonant and added a vowel.

I don't want to dox the family, but I looked up the etymology and it appears to mean "King of Peace".
 
Azz [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-30 3:02:16 AM  
George Carlin - Guys Named Todd
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HighZoolander
2023-01-30 8:11:23 AM  
Nehemiah?
 
InfoFreako
2023-01-30 8:53:44 AM  
Top boy names at risk of extinction
16. Hassan

They're giving it the ol' Hassan chop.
 
Smurfnazi420
2023-01-30 9:45:33 AM  
CSB: I have what I thought was a really common name.
Robert
I am 50+, Ive never actually met another Robert.
Seriously.
 
ryant123
2023-01-30 9:58:27 AM  

bughunter: Well, maybe if Paige enjoyed a penis every now and then...


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McGrits [TotalFark]
2023-01-30 12:42:56 PM  

MrSplifferton: FTF: "Some of the trendiest names in 2022, according to BabyCenter, were utopian baby names like Dream, Alora, Miracle, and Legacy. Nature and wellness also made a jump with names like Oaklynn, Violet, Willow, and Iris."

Those are all stripper names, I guess 2041 is going to be wild!


Everyone get your money ready and welcome to the stage, JENNIFER!
 
MelGoesOnTour
2023-01-30 1:51:49 PM  
Well, FWiW, a LOT of those names are pretty ridiculous to start with.
 
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