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(11 Alive)   Stetson Bennett arrested after realizing he's going to end up with the Texans   (11alive.com) divider line
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562 clicks; posted to Sports » on 29 Jan 2023 at 2:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:40:04 AM  
I've seen enough.  Rip away their trophy, ban them from competition.
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 11:42:46 AM  
Also, no wonder my Facebook feed was awfully quiet this morning.  I can only imagine if it was a Gators player, my feed would be flooded.
 
Stephen_Falken [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:04:09 PM  
LOL this little punk's appearance just screams Redneck Hick Goes To Big City And Gets Arrested By His Third Cousin Just Before He Gets His Ass Beat Up In Deep Ellum

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null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 12:57:24 PM  
It's worse, subby, he got word that he's not gonna be drafted first round and will fall to the later rounds... where he will be drafted by the Browns to backup Creepy McHappyending and then play after Creepy is injured, arrested, or thrown to the wolves after failing to perform.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 1:06:22 PM  
Dude is so old I'm surprised he was up that late.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:10:10 PM  
There's literally zero chance he makes as an NFL QB. None.
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:32:53 PM  

NewportBarGuy: There's literally zero chance he makes as an NFL QB. None.


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WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:40:58 PM  
FTFA: Last week, Bennett told reporters that he would be training for his pro career in Fort Worth, Texas,...

I'd like to think he has no idea where TCU is located at because that'd just make it hurt more than if he deliberately did that.
 
majestic
2023-01-29 2:43:44 PM  

HeathenHealer: Dude is so old I'm surprised he was up that late.


I just realized he is 25. A 25 year old QB for the best team in COLLEGE football. Hurts and Purdy are both younger than that.
 
WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:43:57 PM  

Stephen_Falken: LOL this little punk's appearance just screams Redneck Hick Goes To Big City And Gets Arrested By His Third Cousin Just Before He Gets His Ass Beat Up In Deep Ellum

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In a just world, lacrosse dorks wouldn't be able to hide behind computers.
 
Summoner101
2023-01-29 2:45:25 PM  

null: NewportBarGuy: There's literally zero chance he makes as an NFL QB. None.

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Well Manziel didn't make it as an NFL QB.

On the other hand, for Stetson is he known for being a partier or is this just one unfortunate mistake?
 
UNC_Samurai
2023-01-29 3:11:18 PM  

NewportBarGuy: There's literally zero chance he makes as an NFL QB. None.


He's gonna get a camp tryout, spend a few weeks in training camp, get cut, then move back to Georgia to own several car dealerships and make $50k a pop on corporate speaking engagements.
 
germ78
2023-01-29 3:19:15 PM  

UNC_Samurai: NewportBarGuy: There's literally zero chance he makes as an NFL QB. None.

He's gonna get a camp tryout, spend a few weeks in training camp, get cut, then move back to Georgia to own several car dealerships and make $50k a pop on corporate speaking engagements.


If he's smart, he starts learning the Canadian rules.

/though I don't think Canada likes people with prior rap sheets
 
ProfessorTerguson [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:23:42 PM  
He's all hat and bo cattle when it comes to holding his liquor.
 
pastramithemosterotic
2023-01-29 3:26:11 PM  
The XFL is back too. That's an option
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:32:20 PM  

null: NewportBarGuy: There's literally zero chance he makes as an NFL QB. None.

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https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2145309-andre-reed-calls-out-johnny-manziel-rails-against-bon-jovi-to-new-york-magazine.amp.html

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bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 3:41:33 PM  
Again, not one peep from any UGA fans over this.  I called one out.  No response.

I just wonder how many incidents happened that Athens police covered up.
 
Another Government Employee
2023-01-29 3:42:34 PM  

UNC_Samurai: NewportBarGuy: There's literally zero chance he makes as an NFL QB. None.

He's gonna get a camp tryout, spend a few weeks in training camp, get cut, then move back to Georgia to own several car dealerships and make $50k a pop on corporate speaking engagements.


See: Belue, Buck.
 
Another Government Employee
2023-01-29 3:43:41 PM  

bluorangefyre: Again, not one peep from any UGA fans over this.  I called one out.  No response.

I just wonder how many incidents happened that Athens police covered up.


Given four of them were in a fatal DUI incident involving an improperly acquired rental car, this is kind of small potatoes.
 
Anderson's Pooper
2023-01-29 4:57:07 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: He's all hat and bo cattle when it comes to holding his liquor.


He needs to wash his cows?
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 4:58:44 PM  

bluorangefyre: Again, not one peep from any UGA fans over this.  I called one out.  No response.

I just wonder how many incidents happened that Athens police covered up.


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bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 5:46:19 PM  

elvisaintdead: bluorangefyre: Again, not one peep from any UGA fans over this.  I called one out.  No response.

I just wonder how many incidents happened that Athens police covered up.

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That one replied.  Basically did not care.  Likely would care if it was a Florida player.
 
WoodyHayes [OhFark]
2023-01-29 6:04:33 PM  

bluorangefyre: elvisaintdead: bluorangefyre: Again, not one peep from any UGA fans over this.  I called one out.  No response.

I just wonder how many incidents happened that Athens police covered up.

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That one replied.  Basically did not care.  Likely would care if it was a Florida player.


The reason they don't care is because you're being super weird which is different than having fun giving shiat.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 6:09:41 PM  

UNC_Samurai: NewportBarGuy: There's literally zero chance he makes as an NFL QB. None.

He's gonna get a camp tryout, spend a few weeks in training camp, get cut, then move back to Georgia to own several car dealerships and make $50k a pop on corporate speaking engagements.


Bingo!!
 
Daves I Know
2023-01-29 6:37:27 PM  

WoodyHayes: bluorangefyre: elvisaintdead: bluorangefyre: Again, not one peep from any UGA fans over this.  I called one out.  No response.

I just wonder how many incidents happened that Athens police covered up.

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That one replied.  Basically did not care.  Likely would care if it was a Florida player.

The reason they don't care is because you're being super weird which is different than having fun giving shiat.


Yeah, it comes off really unhinged.

As a Georgia fan/grad, I was ready to quote Spurrier, but lost the motivation to engage at all. Well, here it is anyway. "I don't know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended."
 
iron_city_ap
2023-01-29 6:49:34 PM  
Arrested at 6am. That has Manziel written all over it. Way to piss away millions.
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 7:22:20 PM  

iron_city_ap: Arrested at 6am. That has Manziel written all over it. Way to piss away millions.


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I'm finding it a wee bit hard to sympathize.
 
IAmRight
2023-01-29 9:05:42 PM  
A guy named Stetson Bennett IV was destined to get DUIs in Dallas tbh
 
mkrieger [OhFark]
2023-01-29 10:28:59 PM  
Next Johnny Football.
 
Nick-c137
2023-01-30 9:17:27 AM  

bluorangefyre: Again, not one peep from any UGA fans over this.  I called one out.  No response.

I just wonder how many incidents happened that Athens police covered up.


Because none of us care?  You shouldn't either, but here we are. Did your wittle team get stomped by Stet-daddy? Cause those are the only people who give any of kind of shiat about this.
 
Nick-c137
2023-01-30 9:33:47 AM  

Summoner101: null: NewportBarGuy: There's literally zero chance he makes as an NFL QB. None.

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Well Manziel didn't make it as an NFL QB.

On the other hand, for Stetson is he known for being a partier or is this just one unfortunate mistake?


He is not a known partier. He did just win his second natty though. I'd have probably caused some damage, maybe burned something if I just won my second back to back.
 
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