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4995 clicks; posted to Main » and D'awww » on 29 Jan 2023 at 2:20 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Boo_Guy
2023-01-29 2:21:31 PM  
What I had for breakfast?

/burp
 
pheelix
2023-01-29 2:26:25 PM  
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mehhhhhh
2023-01-29 2:27:03 PM  
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Approves.
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:27:16 PM  
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bughunter [recently expired TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:29:44 PM  
Pepperoni and cabbage.
 
BoneSmuggler
2023-01-29 2:34:13 PM  

bughunter: Pepperoni and cabbage.


Add pickled egg for that long road trip.
 
uberalice
2023-01-29 2:34:58 PM  
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leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:37:04 PM  
In my vagina?
 
WordsnCollision [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:38:53 PM  

leeksfromchichis: In my vagina?


It's more likely than you think.
 
johnphantom
2023-01-29 2:39:35 PM  
Marijuana pop rocks?

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Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-29 2:40:09 PM  

leeksfromchichis: In my vagina?


If you insist.

/lubes up wiener
//...dog
///with nitroglycerin
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:42:32 PM  
Explosive dogs? Is that the sequel to this game?

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leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 2:43:38 PM  

Prof. Frink: leeksfromchichis: In my vagina?

If you insist.

/lubes up wiener
//...dog
///with nitroglycerin


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NephilimNexus
2023-01-29 2:47:14 PM  
Red Alert 2 - Exploding dogs
Youtube _sO2ckaPpVs


1) Capture an Allied barracks.
2) Recruit a Crazy Ivan.
3) Plant explosive on dog.
4) Run dog into Allied troops.
5) Accept that you are a terrible person.
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:55:03 PM  
George Clinton - Atomic Dog (Official Music Video) HD
Youtube LMVZ36VA0wg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BJkhXAfKz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWRMxpg8o0E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKyzB3Xy29I
 
Jensaarai
2023-01-29 2:57:25 PM  
Do not taunt
 
WordsnCollision [OhFark]
2023-01-29 2:59:13 PM  
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Ceiling Cat inconsolable.
 
Veloram
2023-01-29 3:00:23 PM  

johnphantom: Marijuana pop rocks?

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Oh that's so cool. Which probably goes to show that the state of available edibles on the east coast is abysmal
 
Teddy Brosevelt
2023-01-29 3:00:46 PM  
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I didn't know this required a bunch of training, tbh.
 
Capo Del Bandito
2023-01-29 3:01:51 PM  
Well now hold on. Are we talking dogs packed with explosives, or X-men Mutant like dogs that can generate explosive force?

Because seriously, the latter would be awesome. I'd pay for training for that.
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:12:20 PM  
Ladies & gentlemen of the court, let it be known that these candies are called "pop rocks" - not "soda rocks"!
I rest my case.
 
johnphantom
2023-01-29 3:14:48 PM  

oldfarthenry: Ladies & gentlemen of the court, let it be known that these candies are called "pop rocks" - not "soda rocks"!
I rest my case.


What about "rock soda"?

//I'll take a Granite, please
 
sinko swimo
2023-01-29 3:26:41 PM  

BoneSmuggler: bughunter: Pepperoni and cabbage.

Add pickled egg for that long road trip.


the diner near the trailer park has this as "The Ricky".
 
MythDragon [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:26:45 PM  
Ask the Russians how well exploding dog training worked out for them.
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Hint: Not well
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:34:38 PM  

MythDragon: Ask the Russians how well exploding dog training worked out for them.
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Hint: Not well


They trained them on russian tanks
 
Exile On Beale Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-29 3:36:46 PM  

johnphantom: oldfarthenry: Ladies & gentlemen of the court, let it be known that these candies are called "pop rocks" - not "soda rocks"!
I rest my case.

What about "rock soda"?

//I'll take a Granite, please


I like Quarry 'cause it's crunchy!
 
jmr61
2023-01-29 3:42:34 PM  

uberalice: [Fark user image 850x627]


One of the greats.
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:42:50 PM  

leeksfromchichis: In my vagina?


Or urethra?

Either way, consult a professional before attempting.
 
leeksfromchichis [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 3:52:16 PM  

ytterbium: leeksfromchichis: In my vagina?

Or urethra?

Either way, consult a professional before attempting.


Dangerous.
 
jdlenke
2023-01-29 3:59:07 PM  
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Two can be drunk. One can be sunk?
 
Jairzinho
2023-01-29 4:02:13 PM  
Explosive dogs? That sounds inhumane.
What about anti-explosive dogs? Be or explosive-detecting dogs?
 
MissedThePoint
2023-01-29 4:02:33 PM  
Randy Beaman - Pop Rocks
Youtube nujlOPXrp0A
/kbye
 
cyberspacedout
2023-01-29 4:06:07 PM  
Those commercials with the "Yo quiero Taco Bell" dog should've been seen as a warning. Now look what they've done.
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2023-01-29 4:30:00 PM  

leeksfromchichis: ytterbium: leeksfromchichis: In my vagina?

Or urethra?

Either way, consult a professional before attempting.

Dangerous.


I'd like to think your average boinker wouldn't resort to such methods, but in a weary world so goes I.
 
chitownmike
2023-01-29 4:50:37 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: Well now hold on. Are we talking dogs packed with explosives, or X-men Mutant like dogs that can generate explosive force?

Because seriously, the latter would be awesome. I'd pay for training for that.


No training required
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chitownmike
2023-01-29 5:06:27 PM  

leeksfromchichis: ytterbium: leeksfromchichis: In my vagina?

Or urethra?

Either way, consult a professional before attempting.

Dangerous.


An episode of "Sex Sent Me to the ER" reported on by the Daily News? I'm gonna go ahead and tell you this never happened, not that it couldn't but if it did nobody is gonna go to the press with that story
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-29 6:15:34 PM  

uberalice: [Fark user image 850x627]


The Loaded Goat
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-29 6:18:54 PM  
Hero mine-sweeping rats.

Rats Save Humans From Landmines | Extraordinary Animals | Series 2 | Earth
Youtube L0swUc492hU
 
Billy Liar
2023-01-29 6:26:09 PM  

oldfarthenry: Ladies & gentlemen of the court, let it be known that these candies are called "pop rocks" - not "soda rocks"!
I rest my case.


In the South, it's all just "coke".
 
anuran
2023-01-29 6:58:20 PM  

ytterbium: leeksfromchichis: In my vagina?

Or urethra?

Either way, consult a professional before attempting.


And be ready to meatus halfway
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2023-01-29 7:20:52 PM  

Jairzinho: Explosive dogs? That sounds inhumane.
What about anti-explosive dogs? Be or explosive-detecting dogs?


Anything's better than explosive-diarrhea dogs.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2023-01-29 8:54:10 PM  

uberalice: [Fark user image image 850x627]


Is that Paddy McGinty's goat?

Paddy McGinty's Goat ----- Val Doonican + Lyrics Underneath
Youtube QpqLgfc8n8Q
 
bobbyjoebobby
2023-01-29 9:12:31 PM  
Pop rocks and felatio
 
Jesus McSordid [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2023-01-30 3:08:26 AM  
The Pearl Tower, Pudong, Shanghai 2012.
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Be polite walk on the right
2023-01-30 4:00:33 AM  
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gerrychampoux
2023-01-30 8:50:51 AM  
Where can I buy an explosive dog? Asking for a friend.
 
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